How to face the past calmly

To me three years ago:

Hello, my name is Alphard?Really cup?black.Although I have changed my name now, I am you and you are me. There is no need to doubt this. If I doubt it, I can't use the old-fashioned way of telling my secrets to win your trust.Because who told you to be such a person who doesn't have any secrets, who loves even the most serious things, and the whole world knows?

At least every one of your secrets will be known by a different friend, you can't deny that, right?

I think maybe that alone is enough for me to prove that I am you.

Weibo says don't hate yourself, because every second of you now is a precious past that your future you can't get back to.But I want to say, it is precisely because I cannot go back to the past that I hate you even more!

So you see, the reason why I am writing you this letter is very simple - to express my dissatisfaction.

What else do you think there is besides this?Tomorrow's lottery winning numbers?Sorry, I'm not in the mood to say this right now.I just want to tell you now that you cheated me to death, did you make it?

Originally I wanted to use the growling style, but unfortunately I can't, then I remembered the obscurity poems I used to love, but unfortunately I still can't, so you just make do with it.

I've been a little sad recently, because of you, and because I've time-traveled, and what the hell I'm wearing is an HP fanfic, the Danmei version.

In this fanfic, it is said that I am of noble birth, the eldest son of the collateral line of the Black family of pure-blood wizards, and have a sister named Walburga, who is the head of the direct line of the Black family; The kind of piss in Europe that "fears the division of property, the eldest son inherits everything, and the other sons have no hair". Flirty by nature, gay friends and bedmates fly together, and they have the same morals; in the end, it is said that I... once dumped the Dark Lord.

Yes, that's right, I became a good boy who dared to turn the Dark Lord Voldemort into an ex.

And Lauder, who was disfigured, overly refined, had his soul cut off, lived and died, died and lived again, was cruel to others and even worse to himself, and tried to conquer the world. Lah, let's dig into the bones and kill the whole family or something.

Hehe, this setting is like zombies have no friends, right?

But do you think that little bitch of fate can let me go like this?wrong!Big mistake!

As a warrior chosen by fate, I still have to work hard to reunite with the Dark Lord and completely change the BE ending of the story.In fact, "Laud loves me again" or something, I still feel a little excited when I think about it... Excited you little mushroom!

But if I don't change, I will never even think about going back to the third dimension in my life.

In fact, when I first heard this, I laughed, naive, really naive, stupid mortal, remember, for someone like me who complains "I and my true love are not in the same class/not in the same school/ Not in the same city/not in the same country", for the Two-dimensional party who said "Be content, my true love and I are not even in the same dimension", is it punishment to go back to the three-dimensional? !Can't go back to the three-dimensional, it's a miracle to stay in Two-dimensional forever!

result?

The result is probably that I was too crazy to laugh for a while, or that little bitch of fate finally discovered his stupidity, and it hastily added an additional clause, and it would be wiped out if it could not complete the mission of reunion.

——How much hatred? !I can't help but ask fate in this way.

Destiny was silent for a long time, when I thought coldly that I was finally speechless from this little bitch's question, it just silently showed me the original author of the fan fiction, and then it was my turn to be dumb I am speechless.

Because I am the original author of that unlucky reminder, that is, you!

To be honest, when I heard the bad news, I really, really, really wanted to go back to the past and talk about life with you who wrote this fanfic, that is, you before the letter.

If fate is willing to give me a chance, not to wear books, but to go back to the past, I will definitely grab your collar and question loudly: "You said you want to write novels, so you can write them, and if you want to write Danmei novels, no one will stop you , writing HP fan novels was the general trend of that era. At least half of the monthly list of [-] articles were HP fan novels... But why can't you write well? Why can't you write a silly sweet seriously? White? Will there be a market for Mary Suwen in the future?! Well, you don’t know, but you should at least know that you wrote a BE article for a newspaper. With the current trend of online articles, you will There is a certain probability of transmigrating into the book to clean up the mess for the protagonist, right?! Young people, you have to think twice before doing things, and learn to leave a way out for yourself in everything, at least, you are not such a fool!! !"

What?You said that you must not have written that horrible BE slam novel?

[Alphad suffers from a high-end neurological disease called Korsakoff, also known as amnestic syndrome, which is memory impairment.To put it simply, he may clearly remember the first ray of sunshine he saw when he was born, or he may not be able to remember the Weibo password that he has to swipe many times with his computer and mobile phone every day.

There are pros and cons to this thing:

Li: When he doesn't want an ex (ex-lover) who is involved in him to come to his door, he can smile very naturally and ask, who are you?Sorry, I have Korsakoff syndrome.

Disadvantage: When he really forgets that the other party is an ex that he doesn't want to be involved with, it is very likely that he will fall in love with the other party again.

In this world, the jungle of the jungle and the survival of the fittest are either tolerant or cruel. Slag Shou Alphard introspected that he was not a tolerant person, so he tried hard to learn to be cruel to others. ]

↑The above paragraphs are the beginning of that fan. The story is very long and nonsense. According to the spoiler of fate, we can also learn that this article has CP Dark Lord, slag attack, slag shou, BE (tragedy ending) group destruction, and the zombies are simply unbearable.

There are also those familiar sentences that don’t add dots, that strong middle school spirit that seems to be overflowing from between the lines, and that look that implements the main theme of the FFF group’s “I don’t know why, suddenly there are more torches and gasoline in my hands”. Spirit... How dare you say that you didn't write this? !

[Note: The FFF group, the full name of the Inquisition Society? The FFF group, from the light novel "Stupid?test?Summoned Beast", a group whose goal is to "burn the heresy-heterosexuality" (here, it can be understood as the hostility of men without girlfriends to men with girlfriends), and the main slogan is "burn"!It is widely used as a joke and self-deprecating, without any malice, please misinterpret it intentionally, thank you for your cooperation. PS: Thanks to Du Niang for the above information. 】Do you still need me to continue posting?I know, it must be difficult to face the dark history of my past, it would be too embarrassing, but if it is better, I can let you see it? !

You know me, just like I know you, if I'm not happy, no one else should think about it!

Maybe... this is your original intention of writing this newspaper article?

Pat on the shoulders, go see a psychiatrist another day if you have nothing to do, no matter how difficult it is to cure the second disease, you can't give up treatment!Especially when you're hurting yourself.

It's not the worst thing to wear a book, and it's not the worst thing to be a scumbag who dumped Lauder and rushed to get back together. The worst thing is that this mission can't be completed at all!

What's the matter?

First of all, the language barrier, yes, there is no need to doubt, fate is such a fool, traveling through the HP world, it didn't even lighten my language talent, and you and I both know that we haven't even passed the fourth level!

Secondly, the plot points I traveled through have basically reached the last few chapters, and Lauder's hatred is full. I think the purpose of my time travel is actually to experience the feeling of dying in the hands of Lauder.

Finally, and most importantly, I didn't have time to read the fan story that I had long forgotten about in Java!In other words... how on earth did the hero offend the Dark Lord!Book!No!Know!road!You said, how can I try to save this relationship? It's a big trough.

Hell mode is activated,

I have nothing to love in this life, see you in the next life!

hate you,

Future you.

……Dividing line……

In case some relatives do not read what the author has to say, here is the emphasis:

A certain decided to spoiler first, to save time, someone said that a certain God Show, the hero thought that he had traveled to a fan novel he had written, but in fact what he wanted to make up for was the sin he had done. He thought he was just Pretend to have amnesia, but in fact he really has amnesia, but the male lead will not be very entangled, because he is a heartless scum, amnesia has no effect on him, but it has a great impact on others. As for why the male lead dumped the Dark Lord before, The Dark Lord is scumbag, that’s what needs to be talked about later in the plot =V= So, please don’t ask someone, “Whether V Palace likes the Al in the previous story, or the Al who travels through now”, they are one!indivual!people!