How to face the past calmly

For the seven years of Gwartz, Alphard will persistently choose such an elegant oriental dress for Halloween every year. He will change his black hair like silk to waist length, or tie it up high, or wear a shawl casually, giving An indescribable oriental beauty.

Even Voldemort learned Chinese because Alphard liked oriental culture (he learned it for a long time, but Alphard was surprised to learn it quickly), they like to use this obscure language that most people don't know, and they like to talk about it in public. Said the most nasty love words in a low voice, and then smiled knowingly at the bewildered crowd.It was their language, carrying all their love, and Voldemort insisted on it for a long time.

So when he met Alphard in the open-air garden, Voldemort spoke Chinese unconsciously, and he didn't know why he did that, he only knew that he was actually quite happy when he did.

He said to him, "Long time no see, my Al."

Then, Voldemort suddenly realized what Nagini was deceiving - he still loved Alphard.Even though he fooled him like that in the past, twice, he still loves him, but that's all, he loves him and hates him, and now he not only wants to kill him, but also wants to give him a heart attack Let him understand what it means to feel heartache.

Love is the best teacher, and it has turned many people into poets, philosophers, and novelists overnight.

Voldemort hated him for turning into such a sad and stupid look, so he decided to get rid of the source of him turning into this look as soon as possible. At that time, he firmly believed that as long as Alphard died, his heart would be restored. Calm again.

After watching Alphard and his sister leave in the carriage together, Voldemort realized another thing...

Nagini is actually a very smart snake.

From the very beginning, Nagini's purpose was not to refute to Voldemort that her male god would not go to the banquet, but to trick Voldemort into going to the banquet, and then she could take the opportunity to sneak to Alphard's father's manor in the suburbs of London, and meet with him. She met her male god for a final farewell.And just in case (if Alphard really attended the banquet), Nagini made a promise with Voldemort not to hurt Alphard that night.

Nagini triumphantly crawled in the Black Manor, winding towards Alphard's bedroom in a familiar way.Nagini wants, Nagini gets, no one, not even Voldy, can stop her from saying goodbye to her god before he dies.

Eh, what is this?Nagini stopped her progress.

……

{And after that? }Voldemort followed up on Nagini's report from the scene of the disaster.

{Afterwards, uh... I really knew I was wrong, Voldy, please don't kill my relatives, and give me snake soup as compensation for Black's family, woo woo woo. } Nagini began to fake cry.

=={Speak human words. }

"Ah...er...it exploded..." Nagini stumbled and said in particularly difficult English.

{...}Are you the funny snake invited by the monkey?

Chapter 6 The Sixth Malice of the World: The legendary restart really starts from the "head"

{Before I really make you into snake soup, you better tell me the truth! }At this moment, Voldemort can only be described as "no man's land within 800 meters", his face is ashen, and his whole body is cold, which brings a different winter experience to this summer.

{It was you who made me speak human words. }Nagini felt that she was extremely wronged.

{You know what I mean, I'm telling you to talk, not to...don't make me mad. }The air pressure was getting lower and lower, and Voldemort refused to admit that it was his temper that had evolved out of fear.

Nagini shivered, and his articulate immediately became clear: {I don't know what I touched, maybe it was Al's mother's magic experiment that couldn't be dealt with in time, or Black's strange collection of black magic?Anyway, you have to believe me, Voldy, I really didn't mean it, I was just curious at the time, I just wanted to take a look at it, but the thing was placed too high for me to reach, so I... who would have thought it would There was an explosion, just because I touched it with my tail, well, I knocked it off the ground, but did it have to explode? !That was an explosion!How could it explode so easily!Fortunately, nothing was lost. Al's estate exploded, but he was fine. }Voldemort's expression remained unchanged from the beginning to the end. He was as cold as a Greek statue, and he looked at Nagini calmly with his legs folded. Only after he opened his mouth could he tell that he had calmed down. :{Yeah, nothing is lost, just half of Black Manor. }{...I'm already very guilty, is it necessary for you to do this?Uh, uh, uh? !Manor is important, people are important? !My point is that no one got hurt! } Or no snake was injured.

Nagini was at the center of the explosion at the time, but in order to get back before Voldemort returned to Voldemort Manor from the banquet, she deliberately hung a portkey on her head, and teleported herself back to Voldemort at the moment of the explosion Manor, everything is fine except for a little burn on the tip of the tail.

{Admit it, you can't kill Al at all, you were worried to death when you heard the explosion in Black Manor, right? } Nagini glanced narrowly at Voldemort, as a snake without eyelids this is really not easy.

{Are you sure you know that if I'm stuck with Al, I'm sure I'll blame you for putting him in a dangerous situation? }{...You better stop loving him, my Al is enough with me. }Voldemort looked at his funny snake speechlessly, suddenly he didn't want to admit that she was his pet.

{I know about Al's current situation~} Seeing that Voldemort's expression was wrong, Nagini immediately threw out the bait to protect himself, {You know, after I was teleported back by the Portkey, I was not at ease with Al, after all, the place where the explosion happened It was pretty close to Al's bedroom, so I went back again. }{I don't mind listening to it. }Voldemort showed a lack of interest, but that pair of red eyes did not express that.

Hooked! =V= Nagini felt complacent in his heart: {There is nothing serious about Al, it’s just a little accident, I can only say that our Al may really come back, surprise (surprise)~} Bad premonition On Voldemort's mind: {To be more specific, how do I get back? }{He shrunk. }{Which part of the sentence I just said did you not understand, "details" or "methods"? }{It's, uh, he looks exactly the same now as when you first met him on the Hogwarts Express, he's turned into a kid the same age as his nephew Sirius, and I think he probably really lost his memory this time.Maybe after this summer is over, you can have a vigorous teacher-student relationship with him at Hogwarts when the school starts.Really start over, happy? }{Do you think I will still love him without learning my lesson? }Voldemort squinted at his pet lady, as long as you dare to nod, I dare to give you a heart-breaking threat.

{I just think that you are a character who does not give up until you reach your goal, and there are many ways to get revenge, for example, you can kill him directly, or you can use his current age to make him fall in love with you-I believe this is very important for now It's a piece of cake for you - what about the idea of ​​dumping him hard afterwards?That's great~ It's definitely more painful than if you killed him directly. } Nagini tried to widen her slender snake eyes, trying to express her sincerity and innocence.

{... After all, you just don’t want him to die, right? }

{Caught by you. }Nagini gives a guilty smile, {But you can't deny that my idea is attractive, huh? }Nagini wanted to keep Alphad alive, 40.00% of it was because he was her male god, and the other 60.00% was because she was afraid that Voldemort would regret and collapse after he really killed Alphad, but how could she It was impossible to tell Voldemort. If she did, Voldemort would definitely not admit it, and then did more things that he would regret later. Nagini didn't want to see Voldemort like that.

At that moment, Voldemort didn't know whether he wanted to strangle Nagini or kiss her.Of course, Nagini’s petty thinking cannot be hidden from him, but he doesn’t intend to expose it, so he said with a smile: {You’d better hope that I didn’t find out that Al’s shrunk was directly related to you in the end, and , that idea sounds good. }...

Alphard looked at himself in the mirror who was so tender that he seemed to be able to pinch water, and he didn't know whether to lament the wonder of magic, or fate is just a little bitch, he turned into an 11-year-old kid.

So amazing, are readers okay?It will definitely be brushed negative, right? !

The person responsible for that magical accident has not yet been found, nor has the cause been found. It is as puzzling as how Alphard survived the explosion.

But the benefits brought to Alphard by the accident are obvious-he finally found a reasonable reason for his "amnesia", and told everyone about it openly, and his language skills were illuminated, and he opened up to communicate with outsiders normally. function of communication.

It is said on Weibo that appropriate electric shocks can improve people's ability to do mathematical calculations. Unexpectedly, the magic explosion has the effect of making people learn a foreign language immediately. BY: Alphard.

Of course, with the improvement of language skills, some messy things were added, such as the memory of the original owner Alphard before he was 11 years old.

Alphard felt like he was watching a free movie, with no background sound effects, no narration, and a single perspective from the perspective of children, as if he had really experienced it as Alphard. Over those 11 years, from birth to going to Hogwarts.

A pair of parents who look like living things, older sisters who are more like mothers, and immediate relatives who live in Grimmauld Place, the Black family is really a big family.When he woke up, he even clearly remembered his intense jealousy for his newborn baby brother.

Alphard doesn't think that such detailed and trivial content about the protagonist's childhood life will be written in the doujin at all. He thinks this should be an automatic rationalization of the world. It's really like that, at least the 11 Years directly affects Alphad's guilt level for cheating on his sister Walburga.Before, he didn't think there was anything wrong with being a good boy to get Walburga's tears, but now he didn't even dare to look directly at Walburga's expression when he was worried about him.

But...Alphad must admit that he is a very selfish person, since he dare not look directly at it, then he will not look at it.Alphard lowered his eyes, fidgeted with his hands uneasily, and said to Walburga beside him in a slightly childish tone: "Madam, hello, where are you? Where is this?"

"I'm Walburga, you don't want to do this with me, Al!" Walburga concealed her fear with sternness, she said, Alphard's appearance had shrunk, and she felt that she was really suffering. If he doesn't come, his IQ will also shrink... It's like trying to use the bad excuse of amnesia to deceive people again.

Oh, Merlin, why didn't you just accept this beast! 【Hello

Chapter 7 The Seventh Malice of the World: Legend has it that he has passed the age when the last pudding left on the dinner table will definitely be given to him

Hello everyone, my name is Alphard's 11-year-old version of Black. I have a mission to reunite with the Dark Lord who I scumbed. If I fail to complete it, I will be obliterated.

Unexpectedly, I finally found the method. Using the shrunken appearance and the memory of the original owner before the age of 11, I tried my best to cosplay an 11-year-old Alphard, so that everyone believed that I was really the one who hadn't had time to be in Huo Gewarz met the Dark Lord's Alphard on the express, and he and the Dark Lord really started from the "head".

Now, I am facing the small boss of the first level on the road of "Successful COS 11-year-old Alphard" - my sister Walburga.

……

"Wolburga?! Are you on age-boosters? I know you and Lucretia want to grow up for those senior summer parties, but you've grown too much, everyone likes Mature women, don’t you like grandma! Or did you add the wrong amount again?” Alphard tried to clear his mind, not thinking about anything, pretending that he was really the 11-year-old Alphard in his memory.

Lucretia is Walburga's cousin at the same age. They are also classmates in the same year, and they are each other's best girlfriends. They share everything... until there is a disagreement about sharing her boyfriend, and the friendship comes to an end.

In the summer before Alphard was about to go to Hogwarts, Walburga and Lucretia, who had just finished their first year at Hogwarts, were racking their brains to make themselves appear older and more mature. To go to the wild off-campus party that the seniors and some outsiders threw during the summer.

"...Are you trying to tell me that you didn't lose your memory, you just turned back to 11 years old?" Walburga looked condescendingly at Alphard on the bed with a look of disdain, "Do you think I will still believe you?"

I know you don't believe it, so I'm trying to convince you: "What are you talking about Walburga, I don't understand, oh wait, I see, this is another whole new idea you and Mom and Dad came up with. I know I shouldn't have wrapped up Signus and tried to owl him away, so I admit my mistake? I promise it won't happen again."

Signus is the younger brother of Alphard and Walburga, born when Alphard was 11 years old.

And in the last vacation before Alphard went to school, there were only two big things in the Black family - Walburga, who wanted to become a sexy adult overnight, and Alphard, who hated the newborn baby brother and wished he could give him to Merlin .

Walburga looked at Alphard silently, and she began to be a little uncertain whether he was real or just pretending.

In view of the opponent's bad record, Walburga finally decided to test the opponent again.She forced Alphard's wand into his hand, and said coldly: "Here, let's see if you are really 11 years old, or if this is just another irresponsible prank of yours. Count to Three, I'll cast the Cruciatus Curse on you, and I mean it, no kidding, if you don't want to experience that soul-crunching feeling you'll never forget, you'd better give yourself an Armor Charm with your wand."

The Armor Curse is an advanced spell that Hogwarts students only start to learn after they are in the fourth grade. Although many fans will write this spell that Harry used badly as a street stall that the first graders can use proficiently, but in fact, According to the original book, the Armor Curse is actually a high-end product that is very difficult to master. It is not easy to defend against any spell except the Death Curse.

Walburga's meaning was very clear, forcing the pain-averse Alphard to use the armor curse to admit that he hadn't really returned to the age of 11 before school.

"The Cruciatus Curse? Are you crazy? I'm your own brother! I really don't know how to defend against it!" Alphard yelled this from the bottom of his heart. As a traveler who just lit up his English skills, Not to mention the armor spell, he didn't even know how to pronounce the simplest levitation spell.

"Really?" Walburga raised his eyebrows, "That Chinese proverb you always tell me is that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth. Then, 1..."

Alphard is ready to die generously.

"2."

Well, he still decided to struggle, labor and management really don't want to taste the Cruciatus Curse, help!

"3! Crucifixion!"

result?

As a result, Alphard was fine, but Walburga was almost hit by the Cruciatus Curse reflected back by him.The living room they were in had quickly become a world of ice and snow, and a solid wall of ice lay between Alphard and Walburga, refracting the spell.

Walburga walked around the ice wall and looked at Alphard in disbelief.

Alphard was also shocked. He looked at his hand in a daze, and then at Walburga: "I said, I really don't know how this happened, do you believe it?"

How could it be possible to believe it, you will die, you will die... QAQ, the little bitch of fate!How can I increase the favorability of Walburga in the future!

"I believe."

"I know you don't believe me, Walburga, but I really... wait, what did you say?"

"I believe." After saying this, Walburga threw himself on Alphard, and hugged him with tears in his eyes. The frequency of the hugs made Alphard wonder whether Walburga was not The calm and restrained Slytherin is now a very rebellious Gryffindor-style Black, "I don't know if you remember, you rarely have magic riots since you were a child, so few people suspect that you are actually a Squib, you didn't blow up until just before school when your life was in danger."

"Wait, you suspect I'm a Squib?"

"It's not important." Fuck me, I've been hiding it from Alphard for so many years, but I slipped my tongue today!

"Then when did I have a magic riot?" Alphard's 11-year-old memory didn't have such a thing. He was able to control his emotions since he was a child, so there was basically no magic riot, even if he was jealous of his newborn baby brother. Just thinking about sending him away.

"It was at the end of August, when Lucretia and I sneaked out to a party, and as far as you told me, I probably haven't gone out with Lucretia in your memory," Walburga explained.

At this moment, Mr. Borlocks pushed the door and walked in: "What's wrong with Al? The whole room is frozen from the outside, just like when he was 11 years old. It's too scary. Is he okay?"

"Father?!" There is a big gap between the 12-year-old Walburga and the five-year-old Walburga, so when Alphard pretended to be sober and saw Walburga, he did not dare to recognize his relatives directly, but the grown-up Bo Mr. Rox was not so much trouble, Alphard thought he should recognize his "father" at a glance.

"I think we're going to go through another sad experience of watching Al, who is well-behaved and sensible, turn into the playful bastard who will let everyone down in the future, Dad." Walburga said.

"What?" Mr. Borroux was completely stunned.

……

"So, I have actually grown up and turned into a 45-year-old man? Then I accidentally got smaller because of magic?" Alphard pretended to be incredulous, looking at his relatives of a large family.

"Well, I personally don't think forty-five is old," said Mr. Borroux.

The average lifespan of a wizard is much longer than that of Muggles, and their appearance is relatively younger. At least a 45-year-old wizard is definitely not old enough to describe it.Mr. Borroux, who is 14 years older than Alphard (he and his wife had their eldest daughter Walburga when he was 13), said that he would never allow his son to say that he was old in front of him, if his son was old ok, what is he? !

The point is wrong! Hundan!

"...Brother?" Mr. Signus, the father of three daughters, said that it was really difficult for him to connect the short-legged bun in front of him with the extravagant brother he hadn't seen for many years. relation.

"It's me, Signus, I've been imagining what you'll be like when you grow up—" Alphard replied with a smile on his face.

"My honor." Signus also replied with a reserved smile, but he was actually very happy in his heart, because since he can remember, his brother has shown that he doesn't like him very much, and almost never smiles at him However, I really didn't expect my 11-year-old brother to be so friendly.

"—to prove that you are not the child of your parents." Alphard finished speaking slowly.

"..." He just knew that his brother is a bastard, and a dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth!But the most damning thing is that his brother is a child now, his father and sister are watching, he can't argue with him, it's annoying!

"But I was wrong, you really look like your father."

Signus was very thankful that he didn't really curse out loud, and, bro, do you dare to speak without panting so much?

Alphard proved it with facts, he dared, because he hadn't finished his sentence: "I gave birth to my first daughter at the age of 13, huh?"

Alphard quote: To successfully cosplay the 11-year-old Alphard, he must first learn to provoke Signus. This younger brother who ended Alphard's central position in the family at birth is what Alphard faced when he was 11 years old. The greatest crisis of life.

Chapter 8 The Eighth Malice of the World: Legend has it that Walburga is the last beast the Black family can't mess with

"You don't care how old I have a daughter, I already have three daughters, you bite me!" Mr. Signus finally couldn't bear it and started his childish counterattack, turning into a primary school student in a second.

"Father..." The three young ladies of Blake who came to visit uncle's illness expressed their embarrassment.

"I just want to tell you that you are destined not to have a son, just give up." Alphard felt that he was speaking the truth for his brother's benefit this time.It can be known from the original book that Signus is destined to have only three daughters, Bellatrix (Dark Lord's number one fanatic), Andromeda (married to a Muggle, and later gave birth to a proud daughter who married a werewolf). Law's daughter) and Narcissa (mother of Draco, the protagonist Harry's school-time rival).

"I'm going to strangle you!"

"Come to fight!"

The fire of war was finally ignited, and it was menacing.

"Dad, don't you want to say something about this?" Walburga whispered through gritted teeth to her extremely unreliable father.

"I really believe that Al is back to the age of 11 now." Mr. Borroux replied with a serious face, "at least not more than 13 years old, as you know, after being deeply influenced by Tom, he learned to give It's hard to see him being so innocently provocative again when Signus fucked him."

It took Walburga a lot of restraint to stop herself from yelling at her father by the collar and saying are you really sure you saw your youngest son in his 30s bullying his teenage elder brother? son?She forced herself to say, "Other than this?"

"Come on, Signus, the time for revenge that has been waiting for more than 30 years has finally come!"

"...are you serious?"

The old Mr. Borlocks looked at his eldest daughter pitifully: "You know, I was a little angry with Al because of his refusal to inherit the family business a few years ago, okay, okay, Al, you can do it too !"

"..." Walburga said, she knew that she would not be able to count on her father in this life.

By the time Walburga pulled her two brothers away, they were in a state of disarrangement, disheveled and without grace.The three ladies of the Black family covered their faces together, trying to pretend that they didn't see the embarrassing behavior of their father and uncle, while Sirius and Regulus quarreled, just now it was Uncle Al who won or Signer. Debating the issues that Uncle Stan had won.

"I said, be quiet!" After Walburga's domineering order, the whole family entered a dead silence instantly, and everyone looked at Walburga silently, waiting for her to show.

Walburga's status as the most dangerous beast in the family has always been solid, as her husband Orion can attest.

Walburga nodded in satisfaction: "Then next, Bella, take your younger siblings to play in the backyard."

"Oh, no, I haven't seen enough!" Sirius is always the only one in the family who dares to stand up against the tyrannical power from his mother at a critical moment.

Walburga was not in a hurry to teach her son a lesson, but just glanced at Bella and signaled her to come.

"I said 'go'!" Bellatrix immediately settled Sirius with a very simple sentence after receiving the signal from Walburga.

Bella is 20 years old this year and is the eldest child in the family. Her role is similar to that of Walburga back then, except that she is currently devoting herself to a career that makes her desperate and passionate—the Knights of Walpuss. Don't "care" about your younger brothers and sisters anymore.But the prestige of so many years is still there. As soon as she opened her mouth, her younger brothers and sisters followed her obediently, and left with their heads bowed like a hen leading a row of chicks.

Sirius can rebel against his mother, but it is difficult to rebel against his first cousin Bella, and Bella is most afraid of her no-nonsense aunt Walburga.This is the traditional food chain of this family.

Alphard, after a fight with Signus, proved enough to be an impulsive 11-year-old (he always likes to do it with Regulus when he sees Sirius), and then started acting full set, showing Seeing a child's curiosity about his own future: "What about me? What about my child?"

"..." Everyone was silent, because this is really a difficult question to answer. How can we explain it so as not to lead Alphard astray again?

"Well, you're an unmarriageist." That's all Walburga could find to describe her brother.

"It's really like something I would do. If I can't find the love of my life, I will never have a relationship with anyone." Alphard felt that this was a good opportunity to change his image, and he began to spare no effort to want To subtly convince his family that he is not the same Alphard as he used to be.

"Pfft..." In the end, everyone couldn't help laughing, including the children who were about to leave but hadn't left yet.

"What are you laughing at?" Combining the known things that Alphard did when he became an adult, Alphard knew what they were laughing at, but he had to continue acting, and he seemed to be really involved in acting, "If Mom didn't go out to attend an academic seminar in the United States, she will definitely be on my side!"

Walburga and the others were afraid of hurting Alphard's fragile little heart for the second time, so he didn't tell the truth as his memory shrunk, trying to hide the news of Mrs. Irma's death.

The laughter continued to magnify, especially for Signus who just had a fight with Alphard.

Looking at the happy family, Walburga suddenly felt that this was a miracle. She hadn’t seen so many laughter in this family for many years. Even the quarrel seems to reveal the happiness that will never come back.

Alphard then froze the entire living room.

The children started screaming, and Mr. Borroux, who was watching the show, exclaimed in amazement: "Al's magic riot is really endless. It makes people miss it. Such a powerful power..."

Walburga had no choice but to accept his fate. Her father couldn't grasp the key points in his life. I really don't know how such a person managed to dominate the business empire.After a moment of silence, Walburga began to growl at his younger brother in high spirits: "How many times have I told Alpha de Black! Don't freeze your brother! I know you did it on purpose!"

"Father!" The three girls from the Black family started to exclaim in unison. No one would behave better than this when facing his biological father who had turned into an ice sculpture.

After getting used to it, Sirius said: "Cool, Uncle Al is so handsome."

"En." Regulus, who was concise and to the point, affirmed.

Then, the handsome Uncle Al fainted on the ice due to excessive use of magic power, and the ice and snow subsided.

It was only then that everyone realized that this was no joke, Alphard was no longer the adult who could control his own magic power, and a magic power riot might kill people!

"What are you doing in a daze! Bella went to take care of your dad, Narcissa looked at Sirius and Regulus, Andromeda came to help me help your uncle into the house, as for dad, you... go to St. Mungo! "Walburga is probably the only one who is calm in the family. She has to be calm. With such a group of funny family members, what else can she do? !

After a period of chaos, all the senior therapists of St. Mungo's gathered again in the temporary drawing room of Black Manor.The last time they came, they found the shrunken Alphard from the ruins of the explosion. Well, to put it simply, they just left and were summoned back again.

In this way, Mr. Borlocks still felt unsafe, so he directly wrote to invite his old friend Dumbledore, the greatest wizard in the world today, and the worst dressed person.

Such a series of actions with great momentum naturally alarmed many people. Reporters from the Prophet Morning Post flocked, and various pure-blood families who were married also sent condolences. In the end, even Voldemort brought Nagini's uninvited Appeared in Black Manor.

"I really didn't expect you to come." Walburga, who was the only one in the family who could call the shots and had that brain (Bella's style of painting was wrong when she heard that the Dark Lord was coming) was in charge of receiving Voldemor.