Of Mountains and Rivers

That day, Chu Huan came to the forest to hide for leisure with a wild fruit in his mouth and a book between his teeth—Nanshan told him that there were wild beasts in the forest and told him to stay as far away as possible, but Chu Huan didn't care much, he anyway I think wild animals are cute.

He found the tallest tree and quickly climbed up. On the way, he encountered a poisonous snake entangled in a branch. The snake's territory was suddenly invaded, and he immediately made an instinctive attack. Chu Huan stretched out his hand and pinched it precisely. The ground stuck seven inches of the snake, and with a light throw, the family was thrown on the opposite branch, and the forced demolition was carried out.

The angry poisonous snake was so angry that it circled on the branch.

Then Chu Huan occupied the snake's nest, found a place high up in the dense forest, and sat down with his back against a big tree trunk.

I bought those books in a small bookstore that was closing soon in the county seat. It was said to be a "bookstore". In fact, its main business was cold rice fish and fried potatoes. I didn't read the content, so I packed and wholesaled a dozen.When I went to Liyizu, I looked through it, and Nanshan took away all the outdated magazines with paintings, leaving him with a lot of serious works.

For a person like Chu Huan who has no literary skills, it is basically a hypnotic book.

The content of the book itself is incomprehensible. Occasionally, Chu Huanchun has to spend a long time thinking about the mouse-gnawed hole to connect to the context. Facing the crooked pages in a daze.

That day, he had just gnawed the wild fruit, and before he could throw away the shell, he heard a movement under the tree.

Chu Huan listened to his ears and felt that the sound was not right. He couldn't help but look down and glanced over. He was startled at that time, and saw a wild boar running from nowhere in the woods.

Chu Huan was not afraid of wild boars, even if a tiger came running, he couldn't do anything to him—the key was that there were two children under the tree.

One of them is Xiaofang's eleven or twelve-year-old daughter, Hua Guduo. Her hairstyle is really unique. Others wear one or two braids. She wears three braids, one on the left and right sides, and one on the back of her head. It looked like a dark elephant with a human face on its back, so Chu Huan recognized her at a glance from a height.

There is also a little boy, who may be Hua Guduo's ten-thousand-year follower. Chu Huan remembers that he has a tiger head and a tiger brain, and he is younger than Hua Guduo.

Chu Huan didn't dare to hesitate, and immediately threw the book aside, and slid down the tree trunk without a sound. He is an expert in assassination, and the place he passed was like a breeze blowing, without any surprise.

When he came out, he didn't bring a gun. He only had military stabs close to his body and the dagger that Nanshan gave him, all of which were cold weapons.And within a dozen meters at most, the wild boar could smell him. He had to be fast enough to kill him with one blow, and he must not let the wild boar have a chance to struggle or escape, otherwise the two cubs would be in danger.

Chu Huan hooked the triangular thorn, and adjusted the angle in a blink of an eye. Who knew that just as he was about to make a move, Hua Guduo suddenly rushed towards the wild boar without warning, and the figure of the little girl blocked Chu Huan impartially. and wild boars.

Fuck it, you bloody brat!

Chu Huan broke out in a cold sweat on the spot.

This wild boar is not very big, about a hundred and ten catties by visual inspection, and somehow it was ordered, but even if it is not the giant pig among wild boars, it still has a ferocious species advantage, obviously it does not pay attention to the little girl of humans inside.The wild boar showed its sharp fangs at the little girl, and the path of Chu Huan's blow was completely destroyed by her, so he had no choice but to land on the ground and change his position quickly.

At this moment, Chu Huan caught a glimpse of Hua Guduo's little follower taking out a crossbow.

The corners of his eyes twitched, and he immediately understood that after arguing for a long time, these two brats did not meet by chance at all, but planned for a long time to catch wild boars here.

The wild boar has thick skin and thick flesh and runs fast. Untrained people with rifles may not be able to shoot it down. This girl Xiaofang is indeed a heroine who dared to bite her father in front of the patriarch. .

But the little friend was chased by the wild boar, the face of the servant boy who was usually like a doormat didn't change at all, his feet seemed to be firmly planted on the ground, in a blink of an eye, the girl jumped up the tree with one step, and the wild boar almost hit the root of the tree , had no choice but to brake sharply. As soon as it slowed down, the boy had accurately grasped this fleeting opportunity, and the crossbow arrow hit the wild boar's head accurately.

Chu Huan, who was hiding in the bushes, couldn't help but want to say hello for him.

At this time, Chu Huan had already circled behind the wild boar. From this angle, he could pass the animal into a roast suckling pig with his hand. Because he was sure, he didn't move for a while. He planned to see what the two cubs wanted to do.

The crossbow in the little boy's hand was rough in workmanship, and its strength and precision were limited. To be able to hit a wild boar's head hard with this kind of tool, one must have skilled skills and a very stable psychological quality. From this point of view, this Boys are much stronger than most adults.

Chu Huan has a feeling that these two children may not be simply ignorant.

At the same time, the girl on the tree turned somersault suddenly and pulled out a spear hidden there from behind the tree. She jumped down condescendingly, and with the help of her own weight, stabbed the spear straight into the tree. the boar's neck.

The wild boar was dying, and under the huge earthquake, the spear in the girl's hand fell out. She didn't panic, she let go calmly, staggered a few steps back and stood firm, and shouted at the boy: "Slap it in the mouth, hit it in the mouth!" Mouth!"

It was the words of the Liyi tribe. For a while, when Chu Huan taught his students to speak Chinese, Nanshan was always accompanying him to translate. Although Chu Huan had been acting carelessly, he still secretly remembered them all.

In an unfamiliar environment, even if he is relaxed, he will instinctively collect as much information as possible in the shortest possible time.Although he hasn't learned much yet, the words spoken among children are relatively simple, and he can understand everything.

...Of course, Chu Huan still pretended not to understand at all, otherwise, with the enthusiasm of the people of the Liyi tribe, maybe they would volunteer to form a group to teach him how to speak.

The little boy immediately obeyed the command, and quickly fired another arrow, hitting the same side of the wild boar's head, and immediately knocked the wild boar that was trying to get up to the ground again. Then he made a very coquettish move, taking advantage of When it opened its mouth and roared in pain, a crossbow arrow shot into its throat.

Under Chu Huan's gaze, this big guy was completely dead.

He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little unbelievable.

Chu Huan still didn't show up in the end, he looked at the little girl Huaguduo and took a few breaths, and commanded her little boy follower: "One person drags one leg, your side, my side."

The little follower didn't dare to object, and picked up a wild boar's leg with low eyebrows, and the two of them dragged it away together. After two steps, Hua Guduo seemed to sense something, and looked back at the place where Chu Huan was hiding , finding nothing, she scratched her hair and left with a little hesitation.

Chu Huan once again confirmed that this Liyi tribe must have his own talents - a strong man is like an iron tower, and a child is like a wild boar.

It was not yet one o'clock for class, Chu Huan put away the triangular thorns, and slowly walked out of the bushes. Suddenly, there was a rustling sound in his ears. Chu Huan looked up and saw The poisonous snake that he forcibly dismantled came over slowly again, with a pair of small sinister eyes open, carefully looking at him.

Judging from a poisonous snake with a triangular face, it looks quite handsome.

Chu Huan looked at it blankly for a while, and admitted his mistake frankly: "Oh, I was unreasonable just now, you can continue to fiddle with it."

After speaking, he went back to the Liyi clan around the path.

From a distance, Chu Huan saw Hua Guduo and her little follower dragging the wild boar into the river. Several women who were fetching water and cooking by the river saw it, jumped down immediately, and carried the wild boar up together. Hua Guduo wiped the wild boar. With a snotty nose, he stepped on the water arrogantly and jumped up and down.

Chu Huan said heartily: "See if your mother doesn't interrupt your dog legs."

It's a pity that he didn't get what he wanted. When Xiaofang's wife saw the wild boar, instead of scolding her, she kindly touched her daughter's three pigtails like a nose, and then let them go to play. The distance was too far, and the language was unfamiliar. Chu Huan only heard a sound, as if she had promised to bake a pig heart for Huaguduo at night.

Chu Huan looked back silently, and suddenly understood what is meant by "a century-old plan is education" and what is meant by "where there are bear mothers, there are bear children".

He walked through the crowd with his head lowered and his eyes narrowed. Others didn't bother him very much. The adults were far away, and would greet them cautiously in the half-baked Chinese they had just learned, while the children would disperse with a "hula".

Chu Huan walked to the middle of the open space where he had classes every day, sat down with his back against the big white stone, flipped through the books, and waited for everyone to come.

Soon, with him as the center and a radius of about five or six meters, a large circle of cubs surrounded him. They thought he couldn't understand anything, so they whispered to Chu Huan without hesitation in front of him. Onlookers.

Chu Huan heard Hua Guduo, the pig-killing hero, say to her follower: "My mother told me yesterday that the thing on the bridge of the king's nose is made of ice. You know the ice? If it is thick, it will be white and opaque, so it must be very thick." It's so thin that it shatters when you touch it."

After hearing this, Chu Huan felt a chill on the bridge of his nose.

The runny-nosed little follower adoringly asked his "knowledgeable" big sister: "What's the use?"

Hua Guduo: "I don't know, maybe it's for looking good."

Here, a three or four-year-old bald-headed boy suddenly raised his throat and howled in a childlike voice: "The patriarch is the most beautiful!"

Huaguduo: "Shut up!"

The little bald head ignored it and continued to challenge: "The patriarch is the most beautiful!"

Hua Guduo jumped up, grabbed the little baldy's butt, dragged him away with both feet off the ground, and threw him away.

A group of cubs were immediately forced by this woman's lustful power, and they all dared not rush to talk, and sat down in a row, waiting for the boss to express his opinion.

Chu Huan couldn't help but looked up at her, thinking that this girl had the potential to be a big bandit in the future.

Hua Guduo: "Oh, he looks at me."

At this glance, Chu Huan immediately regarded Hua Guduo as a little daughter-in-law, bowed his head and shrunk his neck in embarrassment, blushing to the base of his ears.

Chu Huan: "..."

He shifted his eyes back to the pages of the book, insisting that no evil should be seen.

I just heard the cub over there continue to arrange him: "The ring on his hand, the patriarch said that he can see the clock, is it real or fake?"

There are a lot of gossips about Huaguduo, upon hearing this, she immediately forgot the shock just now, and quickly revealed her profound knowledge: "Really, my mother said that you can't touch that one, the needles on it are only as thick as a hair , it shatters when touched."

The children immediately sighed unceasingly, only to think that this person "over the river" is really precious everywhere.

"Sister, what else breaks when you touch it?"

Hua Guduo looked up at Chu Huan furtively, and was successfully coaxed by his pretending of "inaudible and incomprehensible", so she said without any scruples: "You can't touch 'Da Wang Da Wang' either, Everyone on the other side of the river is like this, and they are not as strong as paper—when my dad followed the patriarch to pick him up, he saw such a big wound on his body..."

Huaguduo gestured with her hand, and said seriously: "From the back to the front, the patriarch said it might have been poked by a branch."

The children were shocked when they heard this, and they turned their eyes to Chu Huan in unison, almost in fear.

Chu Huan: "..."

Nanshan is handsome, but is it appropriate to spread rumors like this?

"A twig... can poke from here to here? My God, I wouldn't dare touch it!"

Hua Guduo glared: "How dare you! The patriarch brought it back when he went to the 'boundary'. If you touch it, you will be killed!"

"Then...he only comes out every night, is he afraid of the sun?"

"Will it melt if exposed to too much sun?"

"His hair is also very short, is it too heavy for his head to fall off?"

"Can you live if your head falls off?"

Chu Huan sat under the stone, holding a male god-like immobile shelf, while bitterly experiencing "being sunburned to death", "being blown off his head by the hair", "being blown to pieces by the strong wind" and "sit on the ground". Being cut in two by a stone on a stone"... all kinds of happy endings like death without a whole body.

The inner feelings can't help but be a little complicated.

At this time, the little bald man who had just been thrown away by the big sister's head Hua Guduo finally crawled back persistently, and he was so angry that he shouted: "The patriarch is the prettiest!"

Then the brave little brain fan was beaten and cried by the sturdy Hua Guduo.

A bare-bottomed Douding who was three or four years old was crying loudly in front of him. As an adult... even if he had just died by a thousand swords, Chu Huan was not easy to ignore.

He had no choice but to rub his ears, stood up and walked towards the little bald man who was sitting on the ground crying loudly. When the children saw him coming, they rushed away as if facing a formidable enemy. , staring at a pair of big ignorant eyes, looking at this precious object that can be "pierced through by a branch".

Chu Huan didn't know how to coax the child, so he bent down and hugged the crying little bald head.

All the children raised their heads following his movements, and even the little bald man forgot to cry, with the same expression: "Look, the pig has gone to heaven."

Chu Huan didn't expect the little bald man to be so easy to deal with, and he didn't need to coax himself to stop crying, so he rummaged in his pocket, found out the milk candy he bought from the county, and stuffed one into the dumbfounded little bald man's mouth. , put him down: "Okay, let's play."

The little bald man licked the toffee, walked a few steps reluctantly, and then looked back at Chu Huan, just like this, he walked out of the distance with three steps and three turns, and kept looking back.

Seeing that he seemed to have made some kind of determination as follows, Chu Huan heard him sinking into his dantian, and loudly announced his latest view on the world: "'Da Wang Da Wang' is the most beautiful!"

Hey, is this a traitor?What a good seed of Pu Zhigao.

Before Chu Huan could laugh, suddenly, he felt a tremor under his feet.

earthquake?