reborn star foreign transport
Chapter 61
Nao Nao's growth process is obviously different from other children in the family. He speaks and walks very late. When other children are bouncing and talking and singing, Nao Nao can only say two simple words , four-character words, and I can't walk, and I crawl around at home all day long.Shan Yan, the female general of Mo Liang, was very anxious at the beginning. Li Ye didn't know when the children of the earth started to talk and walk. In his impression, Nao Nao could speak simple sentences now and would walk in the cabinet like a cat. Crawling around is considered "premature".
Shan Yan asked Li Ye: "Don't you think our son is a little abnormal?"
Li Ye said: "Besides making trouble, I feel that other people's children are abnormal."
Shan Yan was in a panic: "He can't speak!"
Li Ye: "When I was his age, I probably couldn't speak."
Shan Yan said anxiously again: "I can't walk yet!"
Li Ye: "I won't be able to walk until I'm three years old. It's not bad for Nao Nao to be able to crawl."
Shan Yan ==: "Were you sent to Earth by the people of your planet as waste?"
Li Ye: "..."
Li Ye communicated with Shan Yan: "You can't treat him like an ordinary child. He has copied all the knowledge you and I know from the chip since he was born, and knows things that many people in this world don't know. His IQ and knowledge system are far beyond that of an adult."
Shan Yan turned his head and said inexplicably, "Are you sure? I saw him kick the hair off Kaka's tail with my electric razor yesterday." Is this IQ really higher than an adult?
Li Ye: "...and then?"
Shan Yan: "Nao Nao and Kaka scolded each other all afternoon."
Li Ye: "...What did he scold Kaka for?"
Shan Yan: "Wow...Wow."
Li Ye: "..."
Although Nao Nao learned to walk a little late, but after learning to walk, he ran around like a rabbit all day long. The Shan family’s villa is very large, and there is a row of tall and big French plane trees in the yard. After learning to walk, Nao Nao likes to walk around Climbing trees every day, he still has the innocence of a child in his nature. After climbing a tree, the necessary homework is to dig out the bird's nest. After climbing a tree, he will not be happy if he can't find the bird's nest. If he is unhappy, he will not eat. ♀Love's exclusive Mama Chen was influenced by Shan Yan and Shan Lijiao at that time, she changed her soft personality in the past, and now she is one of the butlers of the villa. The cynical and depressed look behind the bird's nest made his heart ache so badly that he thought of Shan Yan when he was a child.
Shan Yan was blind when she was a child. Where could she climb trees, let alone dig out bird nests? Chen's mother couldn't help thinking sadly, Shan Yan's childhood was incomplete, and the childhood she could still make trouble was incomplete?
So the aunt, who was almost sixty, made a firm order to ask the kitchen to buy more small bird eggs and quail eggs. Every morning at six o'clock, the garden workers were asked to climb trees with ladders in advance, and put small eggs in the prepared bird nests. The eggs were placed on the branches of the tree, waiting for the young master to come and climb the tree after ten o'clock in the morning.
During that time, Nao Nao was very happy to climb. Every day, he could find a pile of bird eggs on the branches of the tree. Once, the gardener made a mistake and put a big egg into the nest. Nao Nao climbed up early in the morning. The tree found the bird's nest, and happily ran back holding the bird's eggs in both hands.
At that time, Li Ye and Shan Yan were having breakfast in the yard, making noise as if they were holding a peerless treasure, and handed the egg to Shan Yan: "Dad! I found the biggest bird egg!"
Adhering to the principle of encouragement, of course, Shan Yan wanted to praise and praise the little boy, and then hugged the little boy gently in his arms. However, the trouble here did not turn around, and Li Ye picked up the bird eggs on the table. I walked over, looked at the sun, and then knocked the egg on the table. After knocking, the outer shell was peeled off, revealing the white and tender white inside-the egg was still cooked.
Noisy: "..."
Since then, Nao Nao has never climbed trees to dig out bird nests. After breakfast that day, he went back to his room, took out his small notebook, took out a ballpoint pen, and wrote down strokes in the notebook—one bird egg.
After finishing writing, close the book, and there are a few large characters written on the cover——If you don't revenge, you are not a gentleman!
The kindergarten that Nao Nao went to was a local private kindergarten, which was specially opened for the rich, and the optical miscellaneous fees were 10,000+ a year.
The 10,000+ is just like a game for the Shan family, and in some respects, Shan Yan has a special temperament of a local tyrant. He is determined not to be ambiguous about the issue of going to school, and picks the best. Even though the kindergarten was far away from the villa, Shan Yan still insisted on sending Nao Nao there to go to school.Before the boy with the sword goes to kindergarten, there will be a preschool class. It is mainly a process of adaptation. It is enough to send the child there every morning or afternoon for half a day to adapt. He plays games with teachers and children, and occasionally learns something during the process of playing.
Nao Nao sneered at going to school. He knows everything and doesn’t need to learn at all, but he can meet many other children in the kindergarten. After all, Nao Nao is still a child in terms of emotional intelligence. He also wants to play and play with other children, so Still went honestly.
When Nao Nao went to preschool, Shan Yan took him there. Parents could watch outside the door, and the children were played in the classroom by the teacher.
Nao Nao didn't fit in at first, and was obviously one of the kids who was very clumsy in communication, until another little boy accidentally dropped the toy to his feet, ran over to pick it up and said sorry.
If it were other children, they might say "it's okay", but Nao Nao just stared at the child blankly.
The little boy's personality is very lively, and his brain is also active. When he saw Nao Nao glaring at him, he thought the other party was angry, so he squatted down, looked at Nao Nao and said, "Did it hurt you? But I didn't On purpose, sorry."
Nao Nao still stared at him.
The little boy rolled his eyes and said: "Then let me kiss you, don't be angry if I kiss you." After saying "baji", he kissed Nao Nao's forehead.
Nao Nao immediately raised his hand to cover his forehead, and said angrily, "Who told you to kiss me? I don't know you!"
The little boy on the other side thought that he was still angry?Isn't it enough?But didn't my brother say that if other children are angry, they just need to kiss and it's okay?The little boy then put down the toy in his hand, and moved closer to Nao Nao, Nao Nao was like a tense big shrimp, he looked at the boy who put his face close: "What are you doing?"
Before he finished speaking, the other party kissed him on the face again, pouting his lips with a begging expression: "Okay, okay, don't be angry."
Nao Nao blushed into a big apple, and said angrily with a face full of embarrassment: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
The preschool teacher noticed them, but adhering to the principle that children should communicate by themselves while having fun, she has been silently watching from the side.
The little boy seemed a little depressed, why was he still angry?So he put his big face in and wanted to kiss again. At this time, Nao Nao had already stood up half-crawling, facing the direction of the window Shan Yan while crawling, with a crying expression on his face: "Dad, Dad, Dad..."
Shan Yan was dying of laughter outside the window. Nao Nao usually doesn't like being kissed by strangers, but this time in the kindergarten, he was kissed twice by a child he didn't know, and instead of shouting "Electromagnetic bombardment you", he actually screamed "" dad".
And the boy on the cushion also stood up and chased towards Nao Nao inexplicably. He didn't seem to understand why Nao Nao was still angry, so he grabbed Nao Nao's hand while chasing: "Don't be angry, I didn't mean it just now. Yes, if you are angry, I will kiss you again."
Nao Nao (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo... You go away, who wants you to kiss.
The teacher always remembered that Nao Nao was kissed several times by that little boy in the preschool, so after entering school, the teacher arranged the two children together.
That boy has a nickname called "Kiss Kiss King", as long as he finds that someone is angry, he will put his head up and kiss him. This method is tried and tested, and both boys and girls in the kindergarten like that. "Kiss the King", because "Kiss the King" has a good temper, a sweet mouth, can sing and draw, and can do everything.
After Nao Nao entered school, he became annoyed with that "Kiss King", but every time he came, that "Kiss King" happened to be there. He came in the morning and the king also came in the morning, and the king came in the afternoon when he came in the afternoon. Nao Nao It's getting annoying lately.
After Tang Xiaoshan became the prospective son-in-law of the Shan family, he cared more about this nephew. Seeing that Nao Nao was depressed at the age of kindergarten, he went up and asked, "What's the matter? Is Nao Nao happy?"
Nao Nao sat there, raised his face, with a standard expression of "trapped by love", first he sighed, and then said: "Hey, it's so annoying, there is a classmate and teacher in our school who wants to kiss me,"
Tang Xiaoshan looks up at the sky with his fists clenched, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead. Are children nowadays not good enough to be called "teenagers", and they have already begun to fall in love in preschool? !
The little boy really has a lot of troubles.
Tang Xiaoshan took out his flirtatious childhood to enlighten Nao Nao: "Why, don't you like your classmates kissing you? Kissing you means liking you. If you like you, you want to make friends with you."
Nao Nao lowered his eyes and then raised his eyes: "But, he always kisses me, several times a day, it's all slobber, so annoying."
Tang Xiaoshan: "Then tell him not to kiss you."
Nao Nao: "I said it, but he still wants to kiss."
Tang Xiaoshan: "Then you tell your teacher."
Nao Nao: "I told you, the teacher said that he wants to make friends with me or likes me."
Tang Xiaoshan: "..." The love is too deep, it really can't bear it... He is probably too old, and he can no longer understand the world of these little boys.
Nao Nao saw that Tang Xiaoshan was silent, and suddenly said: "Uncle, do you think he wants to make friends with me, or does he want to talk about friends with me?"
Tang Xiaoshan didn't react at first: "What's the difference?"
"Of course it's different. How is making friends the same as talking about friends?"
Tang Xiaoshan was shocked, and Nao Nao already grasped the deep meaning of the three words "talking about friends" by heart?Are you kidding me?
Tang Xiaoshan thought maybe he was too wretched, it was impossible, how could children understand that.It's not good to be so wretched in front of the children, he self-reflected, and said: "Yes, he just wants to make friends with you, just promise him not to."
So the next day, Nao Nao went to the kindergarten and asked the other party: "I'm making friends with you, so don't kiss me anymore."
"Okay!" After finishing speaking, he kissed Nao Nao's face with another "baji".
It's really—so... annoying... ah...
Shan Yan asked Li Ye: "Don't you think our son is a little abnormal?"
Li Ye said: "Besides making trouble, I feel that other people's children are abnormal."
Shan Yan was in a panic: "He can't speak!"
Li Ye: "When I was his age, I probably couldn't speak."
Shan Yan said anxiously again: "I can't walk yet!"
Li Ye: "I won't be able to walk until I'm three years old. It's not bad for Nao Nao to be able to crawl."
Shan Yan ==: "Were you sent to Earth by the people of your planet as waste?"
Li Ye: "..."
Li Ye communicated with Shan Yan: "You can't treat him like an ordinary child. He has copied all the knowledge you and I know from the chip since he was born, and knows things that many people in this world don't know. His IQ and knowledge system are far beyond that of an adult."
Shan Yan turned his head and said inexplicably, "Are you sure? I saw him kick the hair off Kaka's tail with my electric razor yesterday." Is this IQ really higher than an adult?
Li Ye: "...and then?"
Shan Yan: "Nao Nao and Kaka scolded each other all afternoon."
Li Ye: "...What did he scold Kaka for?"
Shan Yan: "Wow...Wow."
Li Ye: "..."
Although Nao Nao learned to walk a little late, but after learning to walk, he ran around like a rabbit all day long. The Shan family’s villa is very large, and there is a row of tall and big French plane trees in the yard. After learning to walk, Nao Nao likes to walk around Climbing trees every day, he still has the innocence of a child in his nature. After climbing a tree, the necessary homework is to dig out the bird's nest. After climbing a tree, he will not be happy if he can't find the bird's nest. If he is unhappy, he will not eat. ♀Love's exclusive Mama Chen was influenced by Shan Yan and Shan Lijiao at that time, she changed her soft personality in the past, and now she is one of the butlers of the villa. The cynical and depressed look behind the bird's nest made his heart ache so badly that he thought of Shan Yan when he was a child.
Shan Yan was blind when she was a child. Where could she climb trees, let alone dig out bird nests? Chen's mother couldn't help thinking sadly, Shan Yan's childhood was incomplete, and the childhood she could still make trouble was incomplete?
So the aunt, who was almost sixty, made a firm order to ask the kitchen to buy more small bird eggs and quail eggs. Every morning at six o'clock, the garden workers were asked to climb trees with ladders in advance, and put small eggs in the prepared bird nests. The eggs were placed on the branches of the tree, waiting for the young master to come and climb the tree after ten o'clock in the morning.
During that time, Nao Nao was very happy to climb. Every day, he could find a pile of bird eggs on the branches of the tree. Once, the gardener made a mistake and put a big egg into the nest. Nao Nao climbed up early in the morning. The tree found the bird's nest, and happily ran back holding the bird's eggs in both hands.
At that time, Li Ye and Shan Yan were having breakfast in the yard, making noise as if they were holding a peerless treasure, and handed the egg to Shan Yan: "Dad! I found the biggest bird egg!"
Adhering to the principle of encouragement, of course, Shan Yan wanted to praise and praise the little boy, and then hugged the little boy gently in his arms. However, the trouble here did not turn around, and Li Ye picked up the bird eggs on the table. I walked over, looked at the sun, and then knocked the egg on the table. After knocking, the outer shell was peeled off, revealing the white and tender white inside-the egg was still cooked.
Noisy: "..."
Since then, Nao Nao has never climbed trees to dig out bird nests. After breakfast that day, he went back to his room, took out his small notebook, took out a ballpoint pen, and wrote down strokes in the notebook—one bird egg.
After finishing writing, close the book, and there are a few large characters written on the cover——If you don't revenge, you are not a gentleman!
The kindergarten that Nao Nao went to was a local private kindergarten, which was specially opened for the rich, and the optical miscellaneous fees were 10,000+ a year.
The 10,000+ is just like a game for the Shan family, and in some respects, Shan Yan has a special temperament of a local tyrant. He is determined not to be ambiguous about the issue of going to school, and picks the best. Even though the kindergarten was far away from the villa, Shan Yan still insisted on sending Nao Nao there to go to school.Before the boy with the sword goes to kindergarten, there will be a preschool class. It is mainly a process of adaptation. It is enough to send the child there every morning or afternoon for half a day to adapt. He plays games with teachers and children, and occasionally learns something during the process of playing.
Nao Nao sneered at going to school. He knows everything and doesn’t need to learn at all, but he can meet many other children in the kindergarten. After all, Nao Nao is still a child in terms of emotional intelligence. He also wants to play and play with other children, so Still went honestly.
When Nao Nao went to preschool, Shan Yan took him there. Parents could watch outside the door, and the children were played in the classroom by the teacher.
Nao Nao didn't fit in at first, and was obviously one of the kids who was very clumsy in communication, until another little boy accidentally dropped the toy to his feet, ran over to pick it up and said sorry.
If it were other children, they might say "it's okay", but Nao Nao just stared at the child blankly.
The little boy's personality is very lively, and his brain is also active. When he saw Nao Nao glaring at him, he thought the other party was angry, so he squatted down, looked at Nao Nao and said, "Did it hurt you? But I didn't On purpose, sorry."
Nao Nao still stared at him.
The little boy rolled his eyes and said: "Then let me kiss you, don't be angry if I kiss you." After saying "baji", he kissed Nao Nao's forehead.
Nao Nao immediately raised his hand to cover his forehead, and said angrily, "Who told you to kiss me? I don't know you!"
The little boy on the other side thought that he was still angry?Isn't it enough?But didn't my brother say that if other children are angry, they just need to kiss and it's okay?The little boy then put down the toy in his hand, and moved closer to Nao Nao, Nao Nao was like a tense big shrimp, he looked at the boy who put his face close: "What are you doing?"
Before he finished speaking, the other party kissed him on the face again, pouting his lips with a begging expression: "Okay, okay, don't be angry."
Nao Nao blushed into a big apple, and said angrily with a face full of embarrassment: "Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
The preschool teacher noticed them, but adhering to the principle that children should communicate by themselves while having fun, she has been silently watching from the side.
The little boy seemed a little depressed, why was he still angry?So he put his big face in and wanted to kiss again. At this time, Nao Nao had already stood up half-crawling, facing the direction of the window Shan Yan while crawling, with a crying expression on his face: "Dad, Dad, Dad..."
Shan Yan was dying of laughter outside the window. Nao Nao usually doesn't like being kissed by strangers, but this time in the kindergarten, he was kissed twice by a child he didn't know, and instead of shouting "Electromagnetic bombardment you", he actually screamed "" dad".
And the boy on the cushion also stood up and chased towards Nao Nao inexplicably. He didn't seem to understand why Nao Nao was still angry, so he grabbed Nao Nao's hand while chasing: "Don't be angry, I didn't mean it just now. Yes, if you are angry, I will kiss you again."
Nao Nao (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo... You go away, who wants you to kiss.
The teacher always remembered that Nao Nao was kissed several times by that little boy in the preschool, so after entering school, the teacher arranged the two children together.
That boy has a nickname called "Kiss Kiss King", as long as he finds that someone is angry, he will put his head up and kiss him. This method is tried and tested, and both boys and girls in the kindergarten like that. "Kiss the King", because "Kiss the King" has a good temper, a sweet mouth, can sing and draw, and can do everything.
After Nao Nao entered school, he became annoyed with that "Kiss King", but every time he came, that "Kiss King" happened to be there. He came in the morning and the king also came in the morning, and the king came in the afternoon when he came in the afternoon. Nao Nao It's getting annoying lately.
After Tang Xiaoshan became the prospective son-in-law of the Shan family, he cared more about this nephew. Seeing that Nao Nao was depressed at the age of kindergarten, he went up and asked, "What's the matter? Is Nao Nao happy?"
Nao Nao sat there, raised his face, with a standard expression of "trapped by love", first he sighed, and then said: "Hey, it's so annoying, there is a classmate and teacher in our school who wants to kiss me,"
Tang Xiaoshan looks up at the sky with his fists clenched, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push forward the waves ahead. Are children nowadays not good enough to be called "teenagers", and they have already begun to fall in love in preschool? !
The little boy really has a lot of troubles.
Tang Xiaoshan took out his flirtatious childhood to enlighten Nao Nao: "Why, don't you like your classmates kissing you? Kissing you means liking you. If you like you, you want to make friends with you."
Nao Nao lowered his eyes and then raised his eyes: "But, he always kisses me, several times a day, it's all slobber, so annoying."
Tang Xiaoshan: "Then tell him not to kiss you."
Nao Nao: "I said it, but he still wants to kiss."
Tang Xiaoshan: "Then you tell your teacher."
Nao Nao: "I told you, the teacher said that he wants to make friends with me or likes me."
Tang Xiaoshan: "..." The love is too deep, it really can't bear it... He is probably too old, and he can no longer understand the world of these little boys.
Nao Nao saw that Tang Xiaoshan was silent, and suddenly said: "Uncle, do you think he wants to make friends with me, or does he want to talk about friends with me?"
Tang Xiaoshan didn't react at first: "What's the difference?"
"Of course it's different. How is making friends the same as talking about friends?"
Tang Xiaoshan was shocked, and Nao Nao already grasped the deep meaning of the three words "talking about friends" by heart?Are you kidding me?
Tang Xiaoshan thought maybe he was too wretched, it was impossible, how could children understand that.It's not good to be so wretched in front of the children, he self-reflected, and said: "Yes, he just wants to make friends with you, just promise him not to."
So the next day, Nao Nao went to the kindergarten and asked the other party: "I'm making friends with you, so don't kiss me anymore."
"Okay!" After finishing speaking, he kissed Nao Nao's face with another "baji".
It's really—so... annoying... ah...
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