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The number of times Shan Jingtian confronted his father Li Ye in this life can be counted on one hand, but the number of fights with his father can't be counted in a calendar.

360 days a year, 24 hours a day, 10 hour, [-] minutes, when the father and son meet each other, they can be strangled to death every minute.

After Shan Jingtian could talk, walk, run, and jump, he showed his unique "annoying" characteristics of an alien child, mainly because he hated his father Li Ye. What is in the genetic bone marrow cannot be changed, only for the sake of Shan Yan, the two of them can restrain themselves a little.

Shan Jingtian was very naughty when he started to climb the bird's nest. He stuffed the eggs in the bird's nest into Li Ye's shoes, stuffed the eggs into Li Ye's pants, and stuffed the eggs into all the things Li Ye needed.

For a while, Li Ye's body smelled of eggs, and his expensive suit couldn't be washed, so he had to throw it all away.

In addition to throwing some interesting things at Li Ye, Shan Jingtian will also pester Shan Yan every day. Shan Yan is the main battlefield of the father and son, and other aspects can be discussed with a truce. Yes, the question of whether Shan Yan should sleep with Shan Jingtian or Li Ye every day was decided by Shan Yan at first, and later it was decided after the father and son fought each other. The current situation is that Li Ye refuses to back down in half a step, and has to clean up the little boy every day.

When the boy was more than four years old, he already knew how to disassemble all the electrical appliances in the house. Li Ye's favorite car was the spyder he modified himself. As a result, the boy quickly removed the car one morning while Li Ye was still eating breakfast. The tire was removed, and the spare and the removed tire were hidden.

In the morning, Li Ye and the boy had a cat-and-mouse game at the villa, and in the end he spanked the boy in his hand, and he yelled, "I want to tell my dad to hear you beat me!"

Li Ye: "I am your father!"

But even if Li Ye was strong in combat power, he couldn't resist Shan Yan's doting on Shan Jingtian at times. Li Ye remembered that for a long time, he and the little boy had clearly won, but when he turned around, Shan Yan hugged Shan Jingtian. The son coaxed, and slept with the cub after coaxing.

Children from other families are very afraid of being beaten by Lao Tzu, only Shan Jingtian wanted to take off his pants and poke his butt over for Li Ye to beat him, and then rolled his eyes and made faces at Li Ye when Shan Yan took him away. The spirit is happy but the body is divided painfully, which makes Tang Xiaoshan feel bad all over.

Comrade Tang Xiaoshan said that he has never seen such a child against the sky in his life, thank God he and his family Jiaojiao will not give birth to such a child against the sky.

Li Ye expressed his displeasure and displeasure about this. He complained to Shan Yan, "You are violating the laws of nature. Whoever wins the pinch should sleep with him."

Shan Yan looks at the sky, one big and one small are all abnormal, he can still survive in such an environment with integrity in his heart, he feels that it is not easy for him to be sincere, and he is too lazy to persuade Li Ye to love his son now, he can see I understand, it's in nature that people don't like each other when they are small and big. He is an earthling who doesn't understand the world view of aliens, so don't interfere if he doesn't understand.

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When Shan Jingtian was five years old, he could not only disassemble the electrical furniture at home, but also assembled the disassembled parts to create a new gadget. It took him half a month to assemble a moving robot. The chip was put in and the program was reorganized, and the little robot was revived.

Shan Jingtian named him "Stinky Egg", and the "Stinky Egg" robot was just a robot with a simple program at first, and it also needed instructions from Shan Jingtian, and only after hearing the instructions would it go to work; in addition to simple movement, it can also hold and put away Some things, others not.

Shan Jingtian asked "Stinky" to bring him breakfast, schoolbag and pencil every day. After a while, he installed a scissor hand on "Stinky" and ordered him to cut off all of Li Ye's clothes. Yes, Li Ye was found after the cutting was done, and his two arms were removed.

Later, Shan Jingtian installed red light scanning and navigation on the stinky egg, re-flashed the program, and the stinky egg was finally no longer a robot that only listened to instructions, and the stinky egg would do "independent thinking" according to Shan Jingtian's instructions, In fact, it is the process of program analysis, analyzing the optimal solution, and then responding.

This time, when Shan Jingtian asked Stinky to cut Li Ye's clothes, Stinky quit.

Shan Jingtian gave Stinky a kick, "Go!"

Stinky's roller chassis dangled on the floor tiles, and then said in his characteristic electronic voice: "Reject the order, refuse the order, it will be dismantled, it will be dismantled."

Nima, is a robot also afraid of death? !

Shan Jingtian grew up rapidly in the battle with Li Ye, knowing that fighting alone would definitely not be able to defeat his father, so he began to use all his IQ to transform his stinky egg. The stinky egg became lighter and lighter, and the internal program It is also becoming more and more perfect, Shan Jingtian even secretly asked Tang Xiaoshan to send him to his father's spaceship, dismantle the scroll wheel in the spaceship, and use a unique material board to remodel the stinky egg.

Stinky finally became a sturdy existence like "Iron Man". Of course, this assumption is completely Shan Jingtian's inner monologue. No one admits that his stinky is like Iron Man.

Li Ye commented, "It looks like a stinky egg."

The stinky egg ran away crying (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...

Shan Jingtian: "..."

The battle with Li Ye was a long time-consuming tug-of-war. At the beginning, this battle developed from him fighting alone to later joining a comrade like Stinky Egg, but this comrade was a little unreliable. Shan Jingtian backed away, and every time Shan Jingtian wanted to do something earth-shattering—for example, when he lost his father’s car, Stinky Egg would hold him aside, and use his electronic voice to prompt tremblingly: "no."

"Go away."

"No, if you burn the car, your father will burn us later."

"Go away! I'm not afraid."

"Don't go! I'm afraid!"

"..."

At this time, Shan Jingtian would sincerely say to his robot stinky: "I really want to dismantle you."

Stinky Egg said in his electronic voice, "Take me apart, and you will only be able to deal with your father alone."

Shan Jingtian: "..."

The stinky egg has developed from a robot that rolls the bottom of the plate to an egg, which is inseparable from the "cheap" in its program. Humans have personality and character, and machines also have personality and character. Stinky egg's machine and character She has a cheap personality and is afraid of death.

Shan Jingtian really couldn't understand why Stinky Egg was so afraid of death. When he made this machine, he obviously didn't give it such a setting.

Stinky Egg trembled and said, "Aren't you afraid of death? I think everyone, including robots, has the right to be afraid of death."

Shan Jingtian: "..." Forget it, let's dismantle it.

The robot, Stinky Egg, stayed with Shan Jingtian until he was ten years old. Later, Li Ye helped Shan Jingtian transform the robot, and finally transformed the robot into an intelligent robot. Although Shan Jingtian refused to install a site for it and an arm , but as an "egg", it successfully played the role of a "military adviser" in Shan Jingtian's growth process, helping him teach his career, solve his doubts, and solve emotional...well, and physiological related problems.

But life is endless, and fighting is endless. Even if the robot he made didn't help him in essence, Shan Jingtian still ran on this long and slow road of "fighting with Li Ye" until he was thirteen or fourteen years old. , Li Ye took him to the ruins where the spaceship was.

At that time, the land use rights of the old building had been bought by Shan's Group, which successfully protected the underground spaceship.

Li Ye took the thirteen or fourteen-year-old middle school boy to the ruins, planning to use the spaceship simulator to simulate a battlefield, and the father and son would have a good fight.

Shan Jingtian was wearing a wristband at that time, Xiao Huya bit his lower lip, expressionless, laughing wildly in his heart, hoping to see if he doesn't blow you to death today.

Two seats were raised in the cabin, Li Ye and Shan Jingtian each sat in one seat, and the smart bolt connected their brain circuits, and then, a deserted battlefield was simulated in the simulator, so far, the father-son confrontation officially began.

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The rules of this simulated battlefield are based on the rules of Planet Li Ye. All machine lifeforms can manipulate mechas, and the basic conditions of all mechas are the same.

Li Ye didn't take much advantage in operating the mecha. For the two machine life forms, how to operate the mecha is as easy as a man on earth can masquerade. The instinct engraved in the bones and blood is very easy once you get started. .

When Shan Jingtian and Li Ye opened their eyes again, they saw a huge post-war ruins. The scene simulated by the simulator was very realistic. Shan Jingtian pinched himself and felt obvious pain.

Like totally real.

And the ruins in front of him were a barren landscape, except for the mecha behind him, he couldn't see anything else, and he couldn't see where Li Ye was.

He yelled "Dad" and then "Li Ye", but no one answered him. He turned his head and looked at the golden mecha, which was more than ten meters high, which seemed to be covered with a thin layer of dust. Hui, the mecha is shrunk, and the whole body is shrunk into a shape that does not take up space as much as possible, but the body shape that is more than ten meters high really cannot be shrunk to the size of a rotten egg, so it looks a bit funny, like a body shape Huge but desperately pretending to be a bird.

Shan Jingtian looked up at the "little bird and man" mecha in front of him, shook his head, stepped on a broken stone by his feet, and said with emotion: "It's really ugly."

Just as he was saying this, the mecha suddenly started to move, and the heart furnace in the chest suddenly lit up. As it started, layers of ash fell like snow, and Shan Jingtian was covered in ashes. He hurriedly Running away, sneezing and cursing this broken simulation system.

Suddenly, he found that the gravel he was stepping on had disappeared, and he suddenly entered a closed space between darkness and light. He looked around and saw only a huge bright light above his head. He glanced at the area where the light was located, but he didn't see anything, but he had a feeling that he knew that he should be inside the mech now.

Sure enough, he soon found himself sitting in a cockpit. The entire cockpit was completely sealed, surrounded by operating consoles. He was half lying and half sitting, and there was a huge display screen in his field of vision. He found that he could no longer see the corners of the console within the scope of his realization. His vision switched to the mecha business, and his body felt as if it was completely integrated with the mecha. He raised his arm and looked down. What I saw was the golden arm of the mech.

Shan Jingtian tried to run and jump, and he felt uncomfortable at first, but soon the rhythm of running, jumping and flying became his own feeling, as if he was not inside any mech at all, but on top of the ruins Same as flying.

He tried to check the weapons on his body, and found that in addition to a big knife and an electromagnetic cannon behind him, his mecha also had electro-optic defenses, and there were shells on his arms and elbows. The defense coefficient of the front of the mecha was extremely high. It is made of special materials, so the predecessor is not equipped with weapons, and the entire mecha seems to be mainly defensive.

Shan Jingtian suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Why is his mecha defensive and not offensive? !Why?

He had just finished thinking this way, when a voice jumped in his ears - "What dissatisfaction do you have with me?"

Shan Jingtian: "..."

[Defensive mechas are also mechas, so they are also organic, okay?Please don't discriminate against me! ] "..."

[Although it is only a simulation experiment, you have to believe in my existence. Every machine lifeform is destined to have a mecha. I exist in your deep mind, so I will be your mecha in the future. Let’s get to know each other first. . 】It exists in your... aunt's (...) mind, thank you.

It's as if the machine life experience has its own gestation sound wave. Every combat robot will have its own mecha in the future. This program is written on the chip that was born. Everyone's mecha Different, some people are defensive mechas, some are offensive mechas, some are exploratory mechas, and the single shocking mechas are defensive mechas.

It's a pity that it's just a simulation now, but the simulation conditions are also based on Shan Jingtian's own conditions, his mecha is like this, and as he grows, the mecha's ability will become stronger and stronger.

The mecha is a part of the machine life, as important as a part separated from its own body. Of course Li Ye also has it. Li Ye's mecha is the blue one that turned into a water tank to support Shan Jingtian for several months. vertical cone.

The mecha started to say hello to Shan Jingtian, but obviously the two of them were not on good terms with each other. The tone of the mecha made him think of the "stinky egg" he made. Attributes really made him a little disappointed.

As soon as he wanted to play, the mecha showed dissatisfaction, "For you, mechas and robots should cater to your idea. This is a qualified mecha? Your thinking is so naive! I should be your partner, Yes friend, isn’t it a matter of course that I have my own independent personality and soul?”

"..." So annoying.

【bother?You think I'm annoying?God, can I apply for a divorce from you, I want to divorce you!separate! ! 】This mech is so noisy that it is more annoying to Shan Jingtian than Stinky Egg.

He opened his mouth and was about to speak, when suddenly, with a "boom", something exploded at his feet.

Shan Jingxia consciously jumped to dodge, but the pain at his feet was indeed very obvious, it was not like a simulation at all, but like a real injury.

[The right foot is injured, the nerve belt is damaged, the damage is [-]%, and it is being repaired. 】As soon as he finished speaking in such a serious tone, he shouted: "I'm really fed up with the father-son confrontation scene, you savage machine lifeforms! Hide quickly!"

Shan Jingtian found a cover in a piece of waste, rushed towards the cover amidst the flying dust and ash that had just exploded, and hid in.

A sneer resounded in my ears, and Shan Jingtian's mech, a second-year-old boy, sneered coldly [Do you still want to confront your father in the future?It's not fun at all! 】As soon as it finished speaking, Shan Jingtian looked down at the legs of the mecha. The outer shell was slightly damaged, but the nerve belt inside the mecha had quickly healed itself. It really deserves to be a defensive mecha!

Shan Jingtian didn't pay attention to the noisy mech at all, he poked his eyes out from behind the cover, his eyes focused on one place, he instinctively felt his blood boiling in this environment, even if it was his own father who was being bombarded, even if he knew clearly Just a simulation.

【Small!Heart! 】

With a shout in his ear, the golden mech turned over and pulled out his big knife from behind, raised his arm to block for a while, blocking the punch that hit him head-to-head, a blue mecha The fist hit the back of the knife, and the blade shook for a while, the golden mecha's tiger's mouth numb and trembled, but it still managed to catch the fist.

In the flying dust, Li Ye descended from the sky, without any paternal love, he threw his fist directly behind Shan Jingtian's shoulder, obviously he knew that his son's mecha was a defensive type, and he knew more about the predecessor of the defensive type mecha His defensive ability is the strongest, and the best way to make a move is to make a move from behind.

"Smelly shameless!" Shan Jingtian yelled, retracting his sword, and the golden mecha and the blue mecha jumped back at the same time. When the mecha was about to reach the highest point of the jump, the focus was already on the heart furnace of the mecha—the electromagnetic gun was fired with a "bang".

"Boom..." sounded, accompanied by a great shaking of the entire ruins, it seemed that something had been blown up by an electromagnetic gun.

[I didn't hit it——! ! ] The mecha went crazy.

Missed?The golden mecha's electromagnetic gun didn't even have time to retract, and subconsciously raised its body and flew into the air, but at this moment, the ground under its feet shattered, and something broke through the ground and grabbed the golden mecha's ankle from below.

With a pull and a pull, the golden mech was thrown to the ground like a mother's egg.

【what! ! 】

"Damn!!" Shan Jingtian yelled, when he was thrown on the ground, he really felt that he was probably just picked up by Li Ye, and he didn't show mercy at all, it made his eyes full of stars and dizzy.

[The other party asked to cut into the call, don't cut it! ? 】

"Don't cut!" Shan Jingtian yelled, a metal arm supporting the ground slapped the ground, and the recoil pushed him up.He jumped up and flew towards Li Ye.

The flying speed was fast and accurate, and the blue mech avoided it for a while, but fell to the ground.

At that moment, Li Ye had a feeling that he was really his own son. If it wasn't for his own son, he wouldn't have been so cruel to him!

The golden mecha and the blue mecha are like two wild animals wrestling with each other. You punch me and I thump away in the ruins. You can't fight like this at home. The main reason is that Li Ye and Shan Jingtian's physical condition is not good enough IQs are not at the same level. Shan Jingtian was worried that he would be killed, and Li Ye was also worried that his son would be killed. Now, the basic conditions of the mecha are the same in all aspects, and it is only a simulation condition. They all scattered and beat each other to death. (…)

The defensive conditions in front of the golden mecha are superior, but Li Ye's mecha is offensive, and a fist will kill half his life. Although Li Ye is not defensive, but fortunately, the fist of the golden mecha is not He was so hard, so the father and son wrestled with each other.

It's just that Li Ye never imagined that Shan Jingtian, that bastard, would be so courageous that he would snatch his electromagnetic cannon!

The electromagnetic guns of the defensive mecha and the attacking mecha are of course not on the same level. Shan Jingtian had already touched the nozzle of the electromagnetic cannon, but Li Ye cleverly broke free to avoid it.

The two mechas separated again, and this time Li Ye no longer wanted to be merciful, so he simply pulled out the electromagnetic cannon from behind and fired in the direction of Shan Jingtian, this time it was no longer just Instead of blasting the soles of his feet, he blasted at the heart of his mecha.

[Block with your arm! 】Shan Jingtian's mecha yelled, the voice echoed in his ears, there was a feeling of mourning like a dying bird, it sounded pitiful.

The golden mecha didn't have time to dodge, and Shan Tianxia's consciousness really raised his arms and crossed his chest to block. The electromagnetic cannon exploded on his arm. After the collision, a long piece of electromagnetic shattered light flashed between the sky and the earth. Li Ye and Shan Jingtian couldn't help turning their heads and closing their eyes at the same time.

However, to Shan Jingtian's surprise, the electromagnetic gun was actually fine, and his arm really blocked the attack.

[The arm nerve belt is damaged, 60.00% damaged, and it is being repaired. 】

Shan Jingtian was pleasantly surprised: "This is also possible?"

The mech was about to cry, [Can you fucking stop being beaten all the time, even being beaten in the simulator hurts too! 】Of course Shan Jingtian also felt it. When the electromagnetic gun on the back of his arm exploded, he felt that his whole bone was in pain, as if it had been peeled off and electrified.

The electromagnetic debris was still flashing, and Shan Jingtian took advantage of this time to dodge and leave the spot, quickly jumped into the air, set up the cannon barrel on his arm, and blasted towards the direction of the blue mech on the ground.

【Hit! 】

The golden mecha put down the barrel: "Really?"

But obviously he was too happy, Li Ye jumped up against the electromagnetic light after receiving that blow, and threw the electromagnetic light gathered in his palm towards Shan Jingtian.

The mech was so frightened that the shit would fly [Who the hell are you, Lao Tzu! ?This skill will also be too scary! ! 】Shan Jingtian hurriedly flew to hide, but was still hurt by the fragments of electromagnetic light. Shan Jingtian still remembered to answer the mecha in pain, saying: "He is a political prisoner."

[Rely on you, didn't you say it earlier, the political prisoners who were exiled are all the big heads of the faction, damn, you are so powerful, you dare to choke randomly, believe it or not, you will be killed in minutes! ] Saying this, a cannon exploded in their metamorphosis. This time Shan Jingtian was smart, knowing that he couldn't hide, he turned over and used his predecessor to block it. Anyway, the predecessor's resistance was strong, and soon the reporting machine came to his ear A level of damage to the sound.

No matter, Shan Jingtian found a gap in the electromagnetic debris around him, and flew towards the gap. After jumping over, he saw the figure of the blue mecha outside the electromagnetic layer, and the mecha was slowly rising into the air. It seems to be condescending to look for his figure.

"I remember that defensive mechs can be invisible." Shan Jingtian said.

[It's useless, your father is very powerful, he can see it even if he is invisible. 】The mech is weak.

But Shan Jingtian still chose the stealth function. This kind of mecha function is only used when the energy is sufficient. It is just that the mecha instinct uses the shape of the unique material to pack itself, so as to achieve It has the effect of blurring the opponent's vision.

The light in the electromagnetic layer is still very bright at the moment, and the golden mech has achieved the effect of covering after being invisible. Shan Jingtian followed the place where the electromagnetic light was dim, and silently chased after Li Ye, and pulled out from the back. own broadsword.

With a sound of "Dang-!", a knife collided with a cannon barrel.

The two mechas faced each other in the air, and Shan Jingtian finally pulled out the electric light defense to block all Li Ye's attacks, but this way he couldn't use the arms, elbows and electromagnetic guns, so he could only draw his sword at Li Ye Cut at night.

Li Ye quickly switched to a physical attack, and suddenly there were two more spears in his hand, and they stabbed in the direction of the shoulder blades of Shan Jingtian's two arms.

The lightning defense obviously couldn't defend against physical attacks, the thorns and the metal arm holding them quickly passed through the lightning defense and stabbed Shan Jingtian's shoulder.

The mecha yelled loudly, but Shan Jingtian didn't make a sound, he resisted it, and then kicked the blue mecha's heart.

The golden mech fell from the sky and fell hard to the ground. The wall armor of the blue mecha's heart furnace was damaged, but there was no serious problem. The battle between the father and son ended with Li Ye's victory.

Shan Jingtian fainted from the pain, and seemed to hear his words "You seem to be quite brave." ] Is this a compliment?Shan Jingtian thought before fainting.

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When Shan Jingtian woke up, he found himself lying on the simulated seat in the cabin, while Li Ye was leaning on the side and sending WeChat with his mobile phone.

He sat up, touched his shoulder subconsciously, nothing happened, looked up at Li Ye again, Li Ye glanced at the phone screen and stuffed the phone into his pocket, and said as if nothing happened: "Let's go, pick it up." Your dad is off work."

Shan Jingtian stood up from the chair, raised his hand to touch the direction of the shoulder blade, raised his eyes and said to Li Ye: "Does the tiger's poison not eat its children? You are too cruel."

Said that the father and son walked side by side towards the elevator entrance. In the past, there was at least a single rock between the two walking side by side, but now there is only a distance of a slap.

"pain?"

"It doesn't hurt, hey, how did you catch the electromagnetic gun with that move and throw it back? It's so powerful?"

"I can't teach you now, wait until you are an adult."

"Why is your mecha so strong? It also has strong defense capabilities?"

"Remodeled."

"How did you change it?"

"I will teach you later."

"Teach now."

"No, we'll talk about it later."

"No no no!"

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I don't know when it started, Shan Yan found that the big and small two in the family suddenly became more harmonious, the way Nao Nao looked at Li Ye was obviously different from the past, if the three of them were present before, Nao Nao's eyes would be different every time. You have to hold your hand to show off in front of Li Ye, making Li Ye unhappy, it's completely wrong now!

The father and son were able to sit down and talk calmly. Nao Nao has always been interested in dismantling and repacking things, but he used to grope alone. Occasionally Tang Xiaoshan came over to help, but now he would take the initiative to hold a bunch of things. Find Li Ye and ask him how to pretend.

It seemed that Li Ye's clothes hadn't been cut off for a long time, the car tires hadn't disappeared for no reason, the bird eggs hadn't been taken out of his pockets for a long time, and the father and son hadn't stared at each other for a long time.

Sometimes there are three of them in the family, and instead of pestering him, he would pester Li Ye to ask questions. He started to eat what Li Ye handed him, and stopped talking back to him. Occasionally, he would take his own plate Pushing the contents of the food to Li Ye, Li Ye actually ate it too! !

Shan Yan thought it was amazing, as if Nao Nao had a small tail growing behind him, and from time to time he swayed it to please Li Ye, Shan Yan felt that the whole person was going to be bad.

Slowly, Shan Yan felt more and more wrong. Did the father and son have too many common topics?Why is he always being thrown aside now?

It used to be "babababa, if I were that", Shan Yan would go get it.

Now it's "Daddy, Daddy, if I were that", Li Ye went to get it.

_(:3∠)_, what seems wrong? ?

Finally one day, the precious son ran over, squeezed beside him, and said, "Father, can you sleep alone today? I want to sleep with Li Ye."

Shan Yan: "..." Sure enough, something was wrong, he turned to look at Li Ye, and then at Nao Nao.

"No!!!" Shan Yan shook his head resolutely, "Such a grown-up, go to sleep by yourself, how can you sleep with me at the age of thirteen or fourteen?"

"Dad, you clearly nodded when I said I wanted to sleep with you last month."

"Last month was last month, and this month is this month. From now on, you will sleep by yourself." He said and pushed his son out of the room.

Nao Nao stood against the door outside: "Father, am I still my own son?"

Shan Yan was full of infinite sense of crisis and said: "No! I picked it up from the trash can!"

Noisy: "..."

Li Ye: "..."

Noisy qaq, I want to run away from home.