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#Watson's Blog#

I haven't updated my blog for a long time. There are only three people with the same surname in the most interesting case that can be written recently. For the specific process, you can see the blog I updated a day ago. There are very detailed techniques and a magical incident. I think It can make the world more impressed with Sherlock's material.

However, what I want to record today is not a strange and dangerous case in London, but a major event in my life.

I am getting married.

The object of marriage is Sherlock, I think this is not news, because if I remember correctly, on the day of his successful marriage proposal, #奇纳比生# initiated by Anthea has already been brushed on the topic list.

In fact when I decided to accept Sherlock's marriage proposal - he proposed, and stop tweeting "did you hook up our curly" kind of thing in my twitter - I just It has been predicted that sooner or later we will have a wedding and get a marriage certificate.As early as April this year, the rainbow flag had already flown over London.

Mycroft says it's none of his business, though I'm skeptical, given how much he cares for Lestrade.

I just didn't expect this day to come so soon.

It was an ordinary morning when I got a text from Sarah saying she had a baby.Maybe because she didn't want to disturb Sherlock and me, she didn't tell me when she gave birth, but I was actually looking forward to the birth of this child.

It has nothing to do with Sarah being my ex-girlfriend, it's just because as the doctor who has been helping her check up, I have been with the child's growth throughout the whole process, so naturally I have some expectations.

I know I can't hide my whereabouts from Sherlock, but even if I get punctured, I will be punctured after I come back. In order to go out smoothly, I tried my best to break free from Sherlock's shackles gently.Different from the usual coldness, Sherlock always likes to lie on his stomach like a child when he falls asleep. I spent a long time correcting his sleeping position, and the result is that he changed from sleeping on his stomach to hugging him. I sleep.Now that it's almost winter, I'm going to put up with him, but I'll have to get him out of this habit when the winter is over.

I'm not very good at cooking, and I usually worry about what to eat when Sherlock is around, but when I'm alone, I mostly get by with a glass of milk and a piece of bread.

However, when I opened the refrigerator, I could only see the aggrieved face of Mr. Mickey wrapped in plastic sheet and a bag of sliced ​​bread.

Then I remembered that yesterday was the day I made an appointment with Sherlock to go to the supermarket, but the plan was disrupted due to a sudden case, and I didn’t even go to the upstairs room as usual to sleep, but fell down together. Sherlock fell asleep in the room.

"John!"

Shouts came from Sherlock's bedroom. This life not only scared me, but also Mir. Mir has grown up and has beautiful reddish-brown hair. He usually looks dignified and elegant, but now his eyes are open and dazed. He looked left and right, and when he saw me, he came over and curled up at my feet and lay down again.

I stroked Mir's hair, put down the bread and walked to the bedroom door, trying to keep my tone the same as usual: "Morning, Sherlock, you can sleep a little longer, I'll go buy milk."

"Liar." Sherlock muttered, he didn't even look at me, he just lay there and wrapped himself tightly in the quilt.Before I could speak, Sherlock muttered again, "I want fried dumplings for lunch."

"Okay, I'll be back as soon as possible."

I closed the door carefully, bypassed Mir who was still sleeping on his stomach, picked up my coat and went out.

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Sarah's baby was a pretty little girl, and she said she was going to name it Hamish.

In fact, apart from the accident when Sherlock got to know my middle name, I didn't tell anyone else about it. After all, it was too girly, and Sarah guessed it was just a coincidence.

But this child made me think about a lot of things. Even when I met Mrs. Holmes by coincidence and was pulled by her to try on the dress, I still didn't let go of my uneasiness.

I never thought about having a baby, but I don't know if Sherlock thinks the way I do.

"What I'm trying to say is that no matter what the scenario is, I'm not ready to bring a baby into my life. That's horrific."

This sentence was said by Sherlock, it sounds childish, but as long as he is not doing some weird experiments, Sherlock has another good quality, that is, he will not deceive me.And when he usually tells nonsense, he doesn't classify it as deceit, but as "hypothetical exploration that must be carried out in order to obtain accurate results."

Perhaps it is a pity not to have children, but as long as there are each other is enough.

Thinking about it from another angle, living with a large Sherlock already feels like I am always accepting challenges. If I have a small Sherlock... Well, it is better not to have children.

During dinner in the evening, I told Sherlock about my encounter with Mrs. Holmes today. He looked calm and didn't seem surprised.

"He's a lady who seems easy going." I rolled the spaghetti with a fork.

Sherlock pierced a fried dumpling with a fork and stuffed it into his mouth. He nodded when he heard what I said, with a very agreeable expression.

I continued to roll the pasta and dipped it in some sauce by the way: "She said let's go to Sherlock Holmes Manor in five days, and you have already agreed. Sherlock, you need to discuss with me, my only official set Clothes have been sent to the laundromat."

"You don't need to prepare a costume." Sherlock made another fried dumpling. "Trust me, Mommy will prepare it. You just need to think about what wine to drink at the banquet."

I was a little surprised: "Banquet?"

Sherlock gave me a look of course: "Yes, the banquet, although it makes me unhappy to hold it with Mycroft, but we still have to listen to Mummy."

This sentence gave me a bad premonition, I put down the fork, leaned forward slightly and looked at Sherlock: "I think there may be some things I don't know, Sherlock, you are not going to tell me what will happen what?"

"Get married, we still have Mycroft and Roger, Mommy has already told me the style of dress you tried today, I have to say John, your taste is as bad as ever, why did you choose white breasts..."

"Married?!" This word made my eyes widen involuntarily, "Who got married?"

Sherlock swallowed the fried dumplings in his mouth slowly: "We, you agreed."

"I thought it was just a meeting..."

"Wedding in three days, honeymoon in ten days, Mycroft even rejected the general election because of this, but I'm inclined to let him go with us, John, as long as you order, I'm willing to work for you."

Looking at Sherlock's eager eyes, all my doubts were temporarily suppressed: "No, we are going."

Well, it may be that I have been too absent-minded and have accidentally overlooked some important words in Mrs. Holmes' language.Married in three days... God, am I saying goodbye not only to my straight man life, but also to my golden bachelor life?

Sherlock had a look of pity on his face, but immediately he was full of energy and talked to me about the various letters for help on the website.Although there are many love letters mixed with admiration or strange and boring cases, there are still quite a few interesting ones.When Sherlock was explaining to me "how to judge the time of death from the nails of the deceased", I suddenly had a question: "Sherlock, I want to know who our guests are, and I haven't even prepared the invitation card yet." !"

Sherlock was obviously a little unhappy that I interrupted him, but maybe my expression was too eager, so he didn't complain, but said: "Dear John, I have already sent an invitation to your sister, and I believe Me, with Anthea here, she will definitely be there."

"But I still have some people I want to invite..."

"Is it your former officer? NO, I won't ask him."

"At least I'm sending invitations. And..."

"What should arrive will definitely arrive, I promise." Sherlock said, stretched out his hand and hugged Mir from the ground. Mir already had a lot of weight. He was rarely hugged by Sherlock so he was a little excited.Sherlock held it with one hand and held his front paws with the other, "And Mir, Mommy has asked someone to make white hair flowers for it, maybe I can use these few days to train it to scatter petals."

Facts tell me, don't speculate on any Sherlock Holmes in any ordinary way, never try.

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-Comment:

-Anthea: Congratulations on the newlyweds, I wish you all the best~

-Harry: Maybe we need to discuss what to wear with the bridesmaids, I like champagne, but it will make my belly more obvious.

-Donovan: Surprisingly, I also received an invitation (⊙o⊙)

-Anthea: I distributed the invitations for the wedding of BOSS and BOSS's younger brother. Donovan, I will give you a copy of my fan fiction when you come.

-GL: Why no brides but bridesmaids?

-MH: Greg, you always give ladies a chance to show off their beauty

-Harry: I'm still confused about what color bridesmaid dresses to wear

-SH: lavender, no doubt

-Anthea: good advice

-Donovan: +1

-Harry: +2

-JW: Sherlock, could you maybe explain what's going on with all these invitations filling up our mailboxes?

-SH: It is clearly written on it, it is an invitation to the wedding

-JW: But if the recipient has Mr. Skull and Mir, why does he have a microscope, a microwave... Hey, look at this, Mr. Mitch? !You're going to bring a head to our wedding? !

-Harry: Really creative Anthea

-Anthea: This is what the BOSS brother asked me to add, I can't refuse

-SH: Otherwise?We might also invite Sarah, Lolita, Maya, Regis, and, let me see, the nurse who keeps coming to you is called Mary, right?

-JW: Don't count my ex-girlfriend's names, Sherlock, I can't even remember them myself! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

The author has something to say:

Welfare claw machine party:

Good doctor, do you know how cute you are? 233333

#Twitter finishing#

JW: SH suddenly dreamed that we had a child with blond hair and long face, whose height was not as tall as yours due to my burden. _(:з」∠)_

-Comment:

-SH: You're cranky again, if anything, I'd rather he didn't have a long face.

-MH: JW I sent SH a composition map, you can refer to it.

-Harry: Is it possible for MH UK to have children of the same sex?Me and Laura want it too (*￣▽￣)y

-Anthea: SHJW I'm already making an appointment, the technology is still flawed at the moment.

-JW: SH dear, I think your long face is beautiful and sexy.

-Anderson: JW Come on, doctor, this horse face longer than a cat, only you can take it.

-Fuhua fan No. [-]: Dear doctor, I think your children can only get a little love from Sherlock if they look like you~JW

- Fuhua Wujie Fan No. [-]: I am willing to help Nimeng give birth to a baby girl...

- Fuhua Fan No. [-]: ...I think the picture above is Mir's Animagus, how can I break it? SH, you treat Mil better than your brother, so what about the above assumptions?Your good doctor will love it too, and it doesn't bring "one more person" to life. JW so good doc you can enjoy two sexy long faces without worrying about family wars... maybe bro next door can help?

-X Props Salesperson: Good doctor JW, you guys think so far before getting married?Sure enough, the most important thing in your heart is SH. SH, look how much the good doctor loves you~ He is thinking about your future in his dreams, and he has already thought about your children in the future! Don’t worry, we will definitely help make the same-sex birth technology mature as soon as possible~ Bytheway, the only consulting detective in the world Mr. Detective, why hasn't your wedding invitation been mailed to me?

[I can only say... 2333333]

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