Bringing buns to brush local tyrants

Because this time there are eight game zones merged, so 818 on the game forum has flourished like never before.

But the most popular among these posts is still the [Tiancheng Glory] guild sweeping the top ten guilds in the server after the server merged.

The mode of the guild battle is very interesting. The post of the challenge, the method and location of the challenged, and then choose a time within five days, you can have three guild battles a day.

The selection method can be 15 people, 20 people, 30 people, [-] people or the option for all people to participate, and choose the dungeon you want to start the war from [-] dungeon scenes.

For example, if there are many hunters and assassins in a guild, then the battle dungeons they choose will basically use hills, forests and other places that are convenient for concealment and raids.If there are many knights and fighters, they will naturally choose a smoother copy.

But no matter how you choose, in the face of a group of brutal big dogs, the final end is only failure.

Some guilds even borrowed ten sets of handcrafted equipment for the ten most powerful members of their guild, but because they were not familiar with the equipment bonuses, they would eventually fail.Besides, even if it is a big dog, there will be many very sharp players.

Of course, Boss Zhou can't be counted in it, he's just a pure local rich player.

But in 818's post, the equipment of this group of local tyrants is actually only secondary. After all, in the game forum, the fact that [Tiancheng Glory] is a group of local tyrants is no longer news.But this time, those guys who entered the battle dungeon were all yelling "For the president's wife, go!!" or "Sister-in-law, please marry my brother!" .

As a result, the popular posts on the homepage of the forum are basically posts like this:

[Goddess of the Tyrant Guild, where are you? 】

【Which woman can make them so crazy! ! ! 】

[Look here for local tyrants: You don’t need to be number one, just want to last forever! 】

[Which annoying little fairy made all the guilds frightened! ! 】

[Please lift your veil and beg for your beauty! 】

[The girl who fell in love with a rich man, you are so happy, does your mother know? ? 】【Any local tyrant, give me an address, and I'd like to send it thousands of miles away!Both men and women are welcome! ! 】Of course, apart from these funny posts, the arrival of local tyrants also made the men in the guild nervous.Those who have daughters-in-law are worried that their daughter-in-law will run away. After all, this is the same thing about getting married in the game. Some girls are very realistic in reality, but they are even more realistic in the game.Those without daughter-in-law are lamenting, with so many golden guys coming in, wouldn't it be more difficult to find a girlfriend in the future, why the hell is the server not harmonious, these bastards! !

Knowing that there are girls in this guild who practice male accounts, a group of old men rushed to practice female accounts, for no other reason than the [-] in [-] chance of being seated.

Pei Yan rarely visits this kind of gossip board, he likes the technical analysis section.For example, due to the adjustment of the material list, manual equipment today has an additional mosaic hole, and the probability can be as high as 30.00%; or you can get a pure holy stone, but if you don’t know what effect it will have on the equipment, please explain.

The handicraftsmen in those games are more interested in the improvement of equipment than in the gossip in the game, which is why many technical geeks prefer to masturbate and often ignore the seduction of beautiful women, which basically means the same thing.

Pei Yan is a technical gaming nerd. He has a son and everything is fulfilled at home. Except for the morning erection, he basically has no thoughts at all other times. Even when he touches the little JJ in the bath, what is in his mind is what materials can be fused together. What effect, just the matching effect of equipment and materials, he wrote several notebooks by hand.It's a pity that a talent like him didn't enter the state department, otherwise he would be so popular.

So when there was hot news on forum 818, Boss Wang dragged Pei Yan to read it.

"Tiancheng Glory, is it that Reinhardt's gang?" Wang Dong gloated and asked, pointing at the post.

Pei Yan changed the configuration of the computer, and now even if it is turned on three times, it will not be very stuck, and he is very satisfied to start processing materials to make equipment.The influx of newcomers caused the prices of various materials to skyrocket, but fortunately, he had stockpiled a lot in advance, so the price of the equipment did not fluctuate much, and old customers still liked to come to him.

But even so, the influx of local tyrants still made him really jealous. Damn it, how much money did the equipment maker make in the previous server? Damn, I’m jealous of supplying equipment to so many people. It's bubbling! ! !

Although jealousy and hatred, but the influx of newcomers will make these handicraftsmen really excited, this is definitely a good opportunity to make money!All kinds of advertisements are frequently swiped in the world, almost crowding out other conversations.

Pei Yan was operating the trumpet to rob minerals, when he heard Wang Dong's words, he turned his side slightly and glanced: "I don't know, I forgot... What's wrong?"

Wang Dong's smile was extremely treacherous, and he could see countless screenshots when he clicked on any post.

There was a text bubble floating on the top of the heads of those glittering players, either for the guild wife or for our sister-in-law, Pei Yan was dizzy.

Wang Dong poked at the picture on the screen: "The local tyrant guild with the largest server used to be very low-key in the game. It would only fight when others post posts, or go to the arena to learn when they are free, and rarely take the initiative to provoke. This I don’t know why for a few days, but I have sent posts to the top ten guilds in a row, and I have reached the fifth. Yanzi, you really don’t understand what’s going on here?”

Pei Yan was digging the mine casually: "Maybe it's someone their president is looking for?"

"So who are you looking for?" Wang Dong guided with evil intentions.

"How do I know, I'm not their president!" After Pei Yan finished speaking, he suddenly became excited for some reason.He had an inexplicable feeling that he seemed to be a targeted prey, but the hunter didn't know where he was lurking, and was waiting for him to relax when he pounced on him and bit his neck off...

"Do you still remember that local tyrant who asked you to marry him?" Wang Dong had a cigarette in his mouth but didn't light it, looking foolish, with evil intentions in the corners of his eyes.

Pei Yan was furious. He really didn't check it all the time. He gave someone a chance to laugh at him: "It's my name who married him!!"

"Yes, yes, your number is marrying him, do you still remember your original conditions?" Wang Dong tapped the screen again: "Defeat Long Teng... But I think they are not only going to defeat Long Teng now, but To take the first place."

Hearing this, Pei Yan moved his body awkwardly, and stopped digging, so he left the trumpet there, smoked a cigarette and lit it in his mouth: "Can he have such great power? The whole guild listens to him?" He tried his best to recall whether that guy had mentioned his position in the guild, was he a member or the president?I can't remember clearly, it seems that I only know that he has a guild.

"If you can't help it, he is the president." Wang Dong smiled like a mouse who stole oil: "The president gave an order, so the members swept the top ten guilds in the server for the sake of the future guild wife..."

Pei Yan gave him a hard look: "Who do you say is Madam?"

Wang Dong curled his lips and nodded casually: "Chengcheng, I didn't say you are a wife, don't worry. By the way, let me tell you something you like to hear." He closed the forum page and opened the game guild Chat page: "Look, Longteng has fallen out."

Wang Dong has a trumpet in Longteng, where he usually goes undercover to inquire about gossip: "That woman, Lan Xueni, said that if Longteng doesn't win this time, she will divorce the fire-breathing dragon. Local tyrants are so charming, Lan Xueni Ni can't hold it anymore, tsk tsk." At the beginning, this woman also fell in love with the power of the guild, Long Teng, so she could not treat Long Yan well, but now Long Yan has fallen from the first place to the third place, and she is about to go down again. It was dropped, so the name of the first guild wife would go to someone else, and Lan Xue Nini was in a hurry.

"None of my business?" Pei Yan snorted, and then felt something was wrong: "Did they say this kind of deep gossip in public?"

"Of course not, gossip, gossip, gossip. In fact, I don't believe it. Long Yan and Lan Xue have been working together for so long. It's impossible to break up because of this kind of thing. I suspect there is a backhand." Wang Dong took The lighter clicked and lit the cigarette in his mouth: "I think they are going to put on a show."

Pei Yan sneered.How Lan Xue got close to Long Yan back then, and how he became a high-ranking officer of Long Yan pushed her away, these processes are still vivid in my mind.Now that half a year has passed, it is estimated that the two of them are going to play tricks again.Even if they can't win over those local tyrants, at least some connections can make these two bitches happy for a long time, at least they can be regarded as finding a backer in the game.

After Wang Dong's gossip was over, he continued to go back to the game in a happy mood.Pei Yan bit his cigarette butt and sat there for a while, then involuntarily opened the forum and found the video of the battle of the local tyrants.

After reading the two, I closed it silently.

This is not a battle, this is a living crush!

Therefore, the RMB players in the game are the most unbalanced existence, which can make the hard-working players vomit blood.Others have saved a few pieces of equipment for a long time, which is not good, but after looking at others, they have long been equipped with full inlays, just like movable gold bars, which make people want to pounce on them and bite them.

It's a pity that I can't beat it again and again, so I can only endure it.

But there are also those who are willing to touch the tiger's butt, such as those speculative hidden players.

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves thinking about you.Once the local tyrants are left alone, they will be found by a group of hyenas that smell blood.You are awesome, you can't beat a group of people by yourself, as long as you drop something casually, it will be enough to feed the group for several days.

Although the price will be heavy, it is a pity that the hyenas will still come and go, which is very annoying.

In Pei Yan's suit, there is such a group of hyenas.

They seem to be disorganized and undisciplined, they don't have a guild and they are not mercenaries, but when they smell something, a group of them will suddenly appear, and they will pounce on them without fear of death, tearing and biting, insisting on biting off a piece of meat.

Boss Zhou's trumpet has suffered this kind of loss, but at that time it was just a trumpet.

Pei Yan suspects that this group of people was organized by a certain studio. A group of people are so idle that they can't be found in the crowd. As long as one person sees the prey, he can immediately gather a group. To match.He simply admired the organizer behind this group of guys, he was definitely a genius.

Now that there are so many activity purses in the suit, it is estimated that those guys will not stop.

Every night at eight o'clock, the trumpet named Reinhardt still appeared rain or shine.At first, Pei Yan thought that this guy's voice was more than 80.00% similar to Boss Zhou's, but later found that even if Boss Zhou came to pick up the child, that account was still in the game, and gradually dispelled this doubt.

It's a pity that the clever Yanzi forgot that there is such a thing as power leveling in the world. Anyway, local tyrants don't talk much in the game, so you can find someone with a similar voice to deal with it.Boss Zhou's EQ is not enough, but in terms of confusing people, his IQ is still top-notch.

So at eight o'clock today, Hart's local tyrant went online, several people swiped the dungeon twice, and Boss Zhou came slowly to pick up the child.

As soon as Boss Zhou arrived, Wang Dong began to wink at Pei Yan in various ways.This kind of performance that since I'm done, I also hope that my friends will do it together made Pei Yan extremely black line, wishing to kick this fellow to the main road.

Boss Zhou didn't come out, he would follow his own home, habitually sit in the middle of the three-seater sofa, and wait for Wang Dong's little wife to bring hot water.Because Boss Zhou performed well in the Internet cafe incident, Wang Dong's hospitality to Boss Zhou for the sake of "his wife" is outrageous.

"Today I made fermented glutinous rice stewed eggs. Boss Zhou, would you like a bowl? It's cold today, so drink a bowl to keep you warm." Wang Dong stood aside and rubbed his hands, his face wrinkled with a smile.

Boss Zhou nodded: "Thank you." Just two words, neither saying yes nor no.

What kind of person is Boss Wang?Hearing this, he immediately ran to the kitchen, brought out a bowl of fermented glutinous rice eggs, and placed it in front of Boss Zhou.

Boss Zhou invited Pei Yan to be by his side. He pretended to ask about Goudaner's performance, but he actually wanted to sit closer to his wife.

He picked up the spoon and drank a couple of sips, then gently put down the spoon, and pushed the bowl in front of Pei Yan: "It's a bit sweet, you can eat it."

How good is it?The corner of Pei Yan's mouth twitched.I come to this routine every day, something a little sweet, a little hot, a little salty, after two bites, I fall down, insisting that Pei Yan eat the rest.

If it wasn't for his unwillingness to waste food, Pei Yan would have put the bowl and even the spoon on Boss Zhou's head.

What kind of problem is this, if you don't want to eat it, don't take it!This is all habit, stinking problem!

Pei Yan picked up the bowl, Xili snorted two or three mouthfuls, and ate it up.

Every time Zhou Jiancheng saw Pei Yan eating, he always frowned unconsciously: "Eating too fast is not good for the stomach. You may not feel anything when you are young, but you will feel uncomfortable when you are old."

Pei Yan smiled apologetically: "I'm used to it, hehe..." I'm so annoyed that I eat fast and slow!

In fact, Boss Zhou does this every time, and he is a little cautious.The spoon I used was licked again by my daughter-in-law's small tongue and small mouth, just like an indirect kiss, so happy!

Seeing that my daughter-in-law does not dislike her leftovers and eats so much, I am so happy!

Anyway, the daughter-in-law is so happy~

Pei Yan had that feeling of being targeted as prey again.

He moved his body uncomfortably: "I'll call Goudaner down for you." He was about to get up after speaking.

"Sit down for a while." Zhou Jiancheng pressed his hand on Pei Yan's leg, and through a thick layer of jeans fabric, he could feel the tense muscles on his leg exuding heat.

Trousers that get in the way, hate it!

When Boss Zhou saw that the person sat down, he took his hand back with great reluctance: "Is there anything going on in the Internet cafe recently?" He asked pretending not to care.

"Toefl, everything is fine." Pei Yan felt that the place he was touched just now felt a little numb and itchy, and he wanted to scratch it twice.

Boss Zhou nodded and scanned the room with his dark-glassed eyes, fixed on Wang Dong, and began to smile.

Boss Wang huddled behind the computer for a long time and finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Swallow, I'm going out to see what Da Fei is doing, you two chat." After speaking, ignoring Pei Yan's expectant eyes, he ran away quickly, not forgetting Kindly take it to the door.

Boss Zhou was satisfied: "Your friend is really interesting..."

You are so interesting!What are you trying to do?Pei Yan felt a little creepy...