Bringing buns to brush local tyrants
Chapter 40
A lot of big things happened in November.
For example, the merged server, for example, Master Zhuang being punished, for example, the exposure of Boss Zhou’s secret love affair, for example, the object of Boss Pei’s nocturnal emission is a rough old man, for example, Goudan’er’s parents are back...
That's right, Li Goudan's bastard father and mother who are engaged in clothing are running around every day and can't get home. They finally returned from a foreign fashion show and order meeting.
As soon as his mother came back, Li Goudan temporarily left the little beauty Da Weiwei aside, and asked for a week's leave to play with his mother at home. If you don't let go of the horn, there is a posture that if you don't ask me for leave, I will howl down the sky.
Mother, it's been a long time since I saw him, okay?beep beep...
As soon as he made some progress, he was stabbed by his elder sister and nephew.Boss Zhou was very depressed, he happened to be playing against [Tenglong Jiuyan] at night, so he performed supernaturally with a murderous look, and turned the opponent's abuser on his back.
"Boss, are you swollen?" There was a chaotic shout in the guild channel.
"I'm dissatisfied with my desires. The daughter-in-law hasn't been married yet. The innocent old virgin can't help it, ah ha ha ha ha!"
"It really hurts, boss, come on."
"Distressed +1"
"Distressed +2"
"..."
"Yue Yang, the arena!" Boss Zhou was furious. This group of shameless people knows how to expose scars!
"Help, help... Boss, be merciful!" A little golden hunter was dragged into the arena, surrounded by a group of onlookers, and a murderous warrior stood opposite him.
At the end of a few seconds, the warrior roared, and the little hunter fainted. Immediately afterwards, the twin axes whirlwind knocked out half of the little hunter's blood, but he also fell into the trap.
The little hunter ran away screaming, throwing the baby out while running: "Boss, you are not righteous, you are a killer move when you come up!"
"You talk a lot of nonsense!" The warrior kicked over a fire-winged beast, and the ax in his right hand came out and went straight to the hunter's head.
"Oh my god!" The hunter pulled out a black ice turtle to block in front of him: "Boss, how about I teach you how to pick up girls? Wrong, it's picking up, picking up men, men!"
Hearing this sentence, the soldier was stunned for a moment, and then he was hit straight by the icicle spit out by the mysterious ice turtle.
"..." Boss Zhou rushed up against the axe, and with the big moves of a fire winged beast and a black ice turtle, he dealt with the hunters three times and five times.
The little hunter yelled: "I won't teach you anymore! You can't play like this!"
Just as Zhou Jiancheng was about to say goodbye, there was a knock on the door.Li Goudan came in with his head poking around: "Uncle, my grandfather asked you to go to the study."
Zhou Juan was called to the study by Senior Colonel Zhou just before she finished her meal and hadn't made out with her son.
Looking at the old man with a sinking face, Zhou Juan pushed the fruit plate in front of him: "Hey, dad, what's wrong with you? Who made you unhappy? Come, eat some fruit, always I can't think about it and I'm prone to constipation."
Before Mr. Zhou could speak, he was stared angrily: "How can a good girl talk? You are a celebrity after all, and you can't have a guard in your mouth?"
Zhou Juan pursed her lips, shaking her delicately manicured fingers: "In front of outsiders, it's fine to pretend, but when I go home, I still pretend. Are you tired?"
She squeezed a strawberry for herself and stuffed it into her mouth. She rolled her beautiful big eyes and said, "Dad, could it be that my younger brother provoked you?" Make your father angry?
Mentioning this son, Senior Colonel Zhou let out a long sigh: "Your brother, your brother... is so mad at me!"
Zhou Juan immediately regained her spirits, which is rare. My younger brother has been a model soldier since he was a child, and my father is proud of it. Now he can be so angry that he has to do many days of angry things.
"What's the matter, Dad, you should say, don't keep sighing." The mother is so curious!
"Your brother, he, he...he fell in love with a man!" Colonel Zhou blushed, as if he felt that it was too indecent and embarrassing to say such a sentence!
"What?" Zhou Juan opened his mouth, and the strawberry that hadn't finished his chewing came out: "He has the person he likes?
Colonel Zhou didn't expect his daughter to reflect this, and her slender eyes stared round in anger: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Zhou Juan smiled and bent over, straightened up after a long time and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes: "I thought he lived with his left and right hands all his life, I didn’t expect him to fall in love with humans, it’s just incredible hahahahahaha.”
Senior Colonel Zhou was about to pass over: "Listen to what I said clearly, he fell in love with a guy!! Boy, boy!!!" Damn, are these two children in their turn, are you going to be mad at yourself? ? ?If I had known at the beginning, I would have to throw it into the army to practice no matter what, to get rid of this bad temper!
Zhou Juan waited for a long time, and finally stopped laughing: "Hey dad, you can be content, after all, men are human too, if he likes a grass mud horse or a giant panda, wouldn't you be even more angry." She didn't care about herself Dad's face was getting darker and darker, and he stretched out his fingers to analyze: "First, they are all human beings, so they have a common language. Second, with my younger brother's physique, wouldn't he be crushed to death by a woman? The guy is pretty good, he can resist beatings and beatings. Third, our house is not number one anyway, so it’s okay if it’s not new. Fourth, aren’t you afraid that you won’t have grandchildren? It’s okay. I’ll have two more later , even you, hug and play. Dad, how are you?"
"I'm going to piss you off!!!" Colonel Zhou spun around in circles in the room, and then slapped the table wildly after turning dizzy: "No, no, no, I won't do it if I say no!"
Zhou Juan lowered her face, stuffed herself into the sofa, dragged the fruit plate in front of her, and pulled the strawberries and grapes inside: "You always say you can't do it, why do you ask me to do it? The child is for you to play with. At the beginning, I thought about it. If my brother does not get married in this life, I will give him another one. It is not much worse now. Isn’t this good? Why are you so angry? "
Colonel Zhou snatched the fruit plate awkwardly: "I asked you to come here to persuade him. Later, I will introduce a girl to him. Don't like any man. It's ugly to say it." He looked at his girl with an indifferent expression. He looks even more angry: "Look at you, how old are you? Are you over 30? Are you sitting or standing? Besides, you are so old, can you still give birth?" He looked at Zhou Juan in disgust. Belly: "You are willing to give it, and the Li family is also willing?"
"My child, I was born, why is he not happy?" Zhou Juan rolled her eyes: "Besides, you want me to persuade him? Do you think it is possible?"
"I have to persuade you if it's impossible! I don't believe you are willing to watch your brother go evil!" Boss Zhou dropped the fruit plate with a bang, walked out of the study angrily, and saw Li Goudan playing with a remote control car next to him: "Hao Hao, Go and get your uncle to come to me."
Li Goudan stuck out his tongue, controlled the remote control car and ran away.
Zhou Jiancheng strode into the study room. As soon as he entered the room, he saw his sister winking at him, and instantly understood: "Dad, you should give up your heart."
If it wasn't for maintaining his image, Senior Colonel Zhou would have liked to throw himself all over the place and roll on the ground: "What do you mean by dying, do you know what I called you here for?"
"I know." Zhou Jiancheng walked to his sister and sat down, and began to peel the grapes slowly: "Don't you just don't want me to like Yanyan?"
"Yanyan?" Zhou Juan grabbed the grapes her brother had picked and stuffed them into her mouth: "Oh, you've all started calling them that? It's embarrassing."
Boss Zhou blushed instantly: "No, no...I called it that myself, he didn't know."
"He still doesn't like him!" Senior Colonel Zhou looked at the two wretched children nestled together, his forehead hurting: "I'm still rushing to find someone to wait for!"
"He doesn't like you? Are you unrequited love?" Zhou Juan's eyes were like grapes: "Hey brother, you can do it, have you learned unrequited love?"
"No..." Boss Zhou didn't want to peel grapes anymore, he ate strawberries instead: "Come on, come on, I'm trying to catch up, I think he's going to like me too." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head in embarrassment.
"Look, listen, what is this?" Senior Colonel Zhou gritted his teeth in resentment, "He's a nice old man, but he's about to be hooked up by your younger brother, hooked up..." He worked hard in his mind. Think that word: "Poke the ass!"
With a pop, the two sisters sprayed a table full of grapes and strawberries, and looked at their father together, as if looking at another monster.
"Dad, you are not particular about it, you can say these three words... Hey, you are still in front of me, a big girl, tsk tsk tsk." Zhou Juan took out a facial tissue and wiped the grape juice from her mouth: " That's not called... well, people call it Chuoji!"
"That's enough for you two! You called me here just to listen to you messing around here?" Boss Zhou felt that his three views were about to be refreshed. Is there such a father and sister?
Because of the slip of the tongue, Senior Colonel Zhou became furious: "Anyway, I just disagree!"
Zhou Juan fanned the flames with a smile: "It's okay, Dad, even if you agree, they haven't agreed yet. My brother is a hot head shave. Why are you so anxious?"
"It'll be too late when it's hot!" Colonel Zhou patted the table vigorously: "That man still has a child, and he already has a child, but your brother has nothing, so he just wants to raise a child for others! "What is this called? Why is there no one to worry about? What a worry!
Zhou Juan blinked her eyes and looked at Boss Zhou: "Okay, Dahei, there is still a child? Now I don't have to worry about it. I want to have a life for you. This is good, I don't worry."
Boss Zhou smiled shyly: "Thank you sister."
"You two... you... really enough, do evil!" Colonel Zhou found out that the two sisters were not of the same mind with him, and instantly felt ten years older: "Okay, Zhou Jiancheng, I don't care about you, as long as you let the old man Nod in agreement, don't say you like a man, if you insist on marrying a cat or a dog, I have no objection!"
Damn, if you don't listen to yourself, don't you listen to your ancestors?
Be careful to kill you!
For example, the merged server, for example, Master Zhuang being punished, for example, the exposure of Boss Zhou’s secret love affair, for example, the object of Boss Pei’s nocturnal emission is a rough old man, for example, Goudan’er’s parents are back...
That's right, Li Goudan's bastard father and mother who are engaged in clothing are running around every day and can't get home. They finally returned from a foreign fashion show and order meeting.
As soon as his mother came back, Li Goudan temporarily left the little beauty Da Weiwei aside, and asked for a week's leave to play with his mother at home. If you don't let go of the horn, there is a posture that if you don't ask me for leave, I will howl down the sky.
Mother, it's been a long time since I saw him, okay?beep beep...
As soon as he made some progress, he was stabbed by his elder sister and nephew.Boss Zhou was very depressed, he happened to be playing against [Tenglong Jiuyan] at night, so he performed supernaturally with a murderous look, and turned the opponent's abuser on his back.
"Boss, are you swollen?" There was a chaotic shout in the guild channel.
"I'm dissatisfied with my desires. The daughter-in-law hasn't been married yet. The innocent old virgin can't help it, ah ha ha ha ha!"
"It really hurts, boss, come on."
"Distressed +1"
"Distressed +2"
"..."
"Yue Yang, the arena!" Boss Zhou was furious. This group of shameless people knows how to expose scars!
"Help, help... Boss, be merciful!" A little golden hunter was dragged into the arena, surrounded by a group of onlookers, and a murderous warrior stood opposite him.
At the end of a few seconds, the warrior roared, and the little hunter fainted. Immediately afterwards, the twin axes whirlwind knocked out half of the little hunter's blood, but he also fell into the trap.
The little hunter ran away screaming, throwing the baby out while running: "Boss, you are not righteous, you are a killer move when you come up!"
"You talk a lot of nonsense!" The warrior kicked over a fire-winged beast, and the ax in his right hand came out and went straight to the hunter's head.
"Oh my god!" The hunter pulled out a black ice turtle to block in front of him: "Boss, how about I teach you how to pick up girls? Wrong, it's picking up, picking up men, men!"
Hearing this sentence, the soldier was stunned for a moment, and then he was hit straight by the icicle spit out by the mysterious ice turtle.
"..." Boss Zhou rushed up against the axe, and with the big moves of a fire winged beast and a black ice turtle, he dealt with the hunters three times and five times.
The little hunter yelled: "I won't teach you anymore! You can't play like this!"
Just as Zhou Jiancheng was about to say goodbye, there was a knock on the door.Li Goudan came in with his head poking around: "Uncle, my grandfather asked you to go to the study."
Zhou Juan was called to the study by Senior Colonel Zhou just before she finished her meal and hadn't made out with her son.
Looking at the old man with a sinking face, Zhou Juan pushed the fruit plate in front of him: "Hey, dad, what's wrong with you? Who made you unhappy? Come, eat some fruit, always I can't think about it and I'm prone to constipation."
Before Mr. Zhou could speak, he was stared angrily: "How can a good girl talk? You are a celebrity after all, and you can't have a guard in your mouth?"
Zhou Juan pursed her lips, shaking her delicately manicured fingers: "In front of outsiders, it's fine to pretend, but when I go home, I still pretend. Are you tired?"
She squeezed a strawberry for herself and stuffed it into her mouth. She rolled her beautiful big eyes and said, "Dad, could it be that my younger brother provoked you?" Make your father angry?
Mentioning this son, Senior Colonel Zhou let out a long sigh: "Your brother, your brother... is so mad at me!"
Zhou Juan immediately regained her spirits, which is rare. My younger brother has been a model soldier since he was a child, and my father is proud of it. Now he can be so angry that he has to do many days of angry things.
"What's the matter, Dad, you should say, don't keep sighing." The mother is so curious!
"Your brother, he, he...he fell in love with a man!" Colonel Zhou blushed, as if he felt that it was too indecent and embarrassing to say such a sentence!
"What?" Zhou Juan opened his mouth, and the strawberry that hadn't finished his chewing came out: "He has the person he likes?
Colonel Zhou didn't expect his daughter to reflect this, and her slender eyes stared round in anger: "What are you laughing at, what's so funny?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Zhou Juan smiled and bent over, straightened up after a long time and wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes: "I thought he lived with his left and right hands all his life, I didn’t expect him to fall in love with humans, it’s just incredible hahahahahaha.”
Senior Colonel Zhou was about to pass over: "Listen to what I said clearly, he fell in love with a guy!! Boy, boy!!!" Damn, are these two children in their turn, are you going to be mad at yourself? ? ?If I had known at the beginning, I would have to throw it into the army to practice no matter what, to get rid of this bad temper!
Zhou Juan waited for a long time, and finally stopped laughing: "Hey dad, you can be content, after all, men are human too, if he likes a grass mud horse or a giant panda, wouldn't you be even more angry." She didn't care about herself Dad's face was getting darker and darker, and he stretched out his fingers to analyze: "First, they are all human beings, so they have a common language. Second, with my younger brother's physique, wouldn't he be crushed to death by a woman? The guy is pretty good, he can resist beatings and beatings. Third, our house is not number one anyway, so it’s okay if it’s not new. Fourth, aren’t you afraid that you won’t have grandchildren? It’s okay. I’ll have two more later , even you, hug and play. Dad, how are you?"
"I'm going to piss you off!!!" Colonel Zhou spun around in circles in the room, and then slapped the table wildly after turning dizzy: "No, no, no, I won't do it if I say no!"
Zhou Juan lowered her face, stuffed herself into the sofa, dragged the fruit plate in front of her, and pulled the strawberries and grapes inside: "You always say you can't do it, why do you ask me to do it? The child is for you to play with. At the beginning, I thought about it. If my brother does not get married in this life, I will give him another one. It is not much worse now. Isn’t this good? Why are you so angry? "
Colonel Zhou snatched the fruit plate awkwardly: "I asked you to come here to persuade him. Later, I will introduce a girl to him. Don't like any man. It's ugly to say it." He looked at his girl with an indifferent expression. He looks even more angry: "Look at you, how old are you? Are you over 30? Are you sitting or standing? Besides, you are so old, can you still give birth?" He looked at Zhou Juan in disgust. Belly: "You are willing to give it, and the Li family is also willing?"
"My child, I was born, why is he not happy?" Zhou Juan rolled her eyes: "Besides, you want me to persuade him? Do you think it is possible?"
"I have to persuade you if it's impossible! I don't believe you are willing to watch your brother go evil!" Boss Zhou dropped the fruit plate with a bang, walked out of the study angrily, and saw Li Goudan playing with a remote control car next to him: "Hao Hao, Go and get your uncle to come to me."
Li Goudan stuck out his tongue, controlled the remote control car and ran away.
Zhou Jiancheng strode into the study room. As soon as he entered the room, he saw his sister winking at him, and instantly understood: "Dad, you should give up your heart."
If it wasn't for maintaining his image, Senior Colonel Zhou would have liked to throw himself all over the place and roll on the ground: "What do you mean by dying, do you know what I called you here for?"
"I know." Zhou Jiancheng walked to his sister and sat down, and began to peel the grapes slowly: "Don't you just don't want me to like Yanyan?"
"Yanyan?" Zhou Juan grabbed the grapes her brother had picked and stuffed them into her mouth: "Oh, you've all started calling them that? It's embarrassing."
Boss Zhou blushed instantly: "No, no...I called it that myself, he didn't know."
"He still doesn't like him!" Senior Colonel Zhou looked at the two wretched children nestled together, his forehead hurting: "I'm still rushing to find someone to wait for!"
"He doesn't like you? Are you unrequited love?" Zhou Juan's eyes were like grapes: "Hey brother, you can do it, have you learned unrequited love?"
"No..." Boss Zhou didn't want to peel grapes anymore, he ate strawberries instead: "Come on, come on, I'm trying to catch up, I think he's going to like me too." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head in embarrassment.
"Look, listen, what is this?" Senior Colonel Zhou gritted his teeth in resentment, "He's a nice old man, but he's about to be hooked up by your younger brother, hooked up..." He worked hard in his mind. Think that word: "Poke the ass!"
With a pop, the two sisters sprayed a table full of grapes and strawberries, and looked at their father together, as if looking at another monster.
"Dad, you are not particular about it, you can say these three words... Hey, you are still in front of me, a big girl, tsk tsk tsk." Zhou Juan took out a facial tissue and wiped the grape juice from her mouth: " That's not called... well, people call it Chuoji!"
"That's enough for you two! You called me here just to listen to you messing around here?" Boss Zhou felt that his three views were about to be refreshed. Is there such a father and sister?
Because of the slip of the tongue, Senior Colonel Zhou became furious: "Anyway, I just disagree!"
Zhou Juan fanned the flames with a smile: "It's okay, Dad, even if you agree, they haven't agreed yet. My brother is a hot head shave. Why are you so anxious?"
"It'll be too late when it's hot!" Colonel Zhou patted the table vigorously: "That man still has a child, and he already has a child, but your brother has nothing, so he just wants to raise a child for others! "What is this called? Why is there no one to worry about? What a worry!
Zhou Juan blinked her eyes and looked at Boss Zhou: "Okay, Dahei, there is still a child? Now I don't have to worry about it. I want to have a life for you. This is good, I don't worry."
Boss Zhou smiled shyly: "Thank you sister."
"You two... you... really enough, do evil!" Colonel Zhou found out that the two sisters were not of the same mind with him, and instantly felt ten years older: "Okay, Zhou Jiancheng, I don't care about you, as long as you let the old man Nod in agreement, don't say you like a man, if you insist on marrying a cat or a dog, I have no objection!"
Damn, if you don't listen to yourself, don't you listen to your ancestors?
Be careful to kill you!
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