Bringing buns to brush local tyrants

The forum battle was raging here, and Long Yan was happily guarding a pile of things over there. At this time, the vice president came to him again.

"Someone wanted to take these things, and the price they offered was not bad. Long Yan, you'd better get rid of them quickly, it's hard to keep them." Anyway, this pile of things was stolen, so if the other party cares about it, it's a big deal trouble.

Long Yan was a little bit reluctant, so many high-level materials and equipment, how confident they are in the warehouse.But what the vice president said is also reasonable, it is better to exchange dead things for money than anything else.

"Would you like a set of equipment?" Long Yan asked enthusiastically.

The vice president refused. He was not jealous, but he always felt that it was not a big deal.There is also the name of the producer on the equipment. When you put it on, people will see it, oh, dirty things, what a mess.

Long Yan also felt a little regretful, but after hearing the vice president's analysis, he thought that this was indeed the case, and then asked for the contact number, and added it himself.

The other party is the president of a small guild, and he is worried that he has no equipment or materials, so he takes this opportunity to have a good time.The price he gave was also very reasonable, and it was stolen goods anyway, and it was finally sold at a price of 15.

Long Yan thought about it for a while, but it was a good deal, so he left his bank card account number and asked the other party to call the money directly, and he sent the things over here.The other party was very happy, and paid the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other. Every 10 minutes, 15 yuan was credited to the account.

Young Master Long was very happy to see the extra 15. Although his pocket money was enough, after all, his parents would not give him five-figure pocket money, let alone six-figure pocket money.

With money, Long Yan became extremely generous, so he called Lan Xue Nini, who was fighting in the forum, and the two made an appointment to share the spoils.

He didn't play the game here, but the tea egg didn't stop.As soon as Long Yan's transaction was successful, this side immediately called the police.

Said that calling the police was just a process, and after one phone call, the soldiers were divided into two groups and directly killed the two people's homes, causing a mess.

When the crimes of fraud and theft were charged, the old people on both sides panicked.Long Yan's side is alright, he knows that his son likes to play, but he didn't expect to play too much this time, the old man almost had a cerebral hemorrhage, so he called his son back, beat his head and face, and watched his son being taken away , So I called around asking for help.The problem is that there is money now, but no one wants to take over the mess.No one is willing to do the work of offending others, but it makes the two old people very worried.

Lan Xue Nini's side was even more lively. Her mother started fighting with the police, screaming and screaming, saying that her daughter was fine, but she was taken away, and then began to swear at the street in turn, scolding the police for slander, Surrounded by a circle to watch the fun.

It was useless to scold the question, Lan Xue Nini was directly handcuffed into the police car, crying.

Lan Xue Nini's family thought that these things were all done by Long Yan, so they brought a large group of relatives to smash the scene, and asked the other side to give an explanation, and finally got into a ball with the workers of the decoration company. The old man of Longyan's family who made a fuss at the end of the dance passed away.

Lan Xue Nini lingered at the police station for a long time, crying and fussing, and finally couldn't bear the pressure and said everything, thinking it was something in the game, she had no idea it would become like this.When the police told her that the things she stole back were sold for 15, Lan Xue Nini yelled at the street angrily, because Long Yan only gave her [-], which was simply too dishonest.

Because of being labeled as theft and fraud, the amount was as high as 15. The two of them threw it into the account for five years and three years.

Long Yan grew up being held in the palm of his family since he was a child. Where has he seen this before? He was so scared that he peed his pants, squatted in the corner and cried until he couldn't speak until the end. Pack up.

At this time, the climax came, and Lan Xue Nini was found to be pregnant!

Now the quarrel between the two families is even worse, one doesn't want to die, the other has to have a baby, and the other is forced to give a dowry and must get married.Because of this child, the two families went directly to the police station and almost sat in to demonstrate.

Of course, this is all for later, because when Long Yan was having fun outside with Lan Xue Nini, our cool, handsome, domineering and mighty hero, Zhou Dahei... No, no, it's Zhou The boss is back.

When Boss Zhou landed from the plane, it was [-]:[-] p.m. Beijing time. The first thing he did was not to go home, but to call his wife. He opened his mouth and said, "Daughter-in-law, I miss you."

Pei Yan scolded: "Get out, you are my wife."

Although Boss Zhou's face was full of exhaustion, his eyes were shining brightly, and he was completely different from the pale-faced Ji Xiaochen beside him.

"I'm hungry, husband, please make me something to eat." Boss Zhou has always been indifferent to this matter, as long as his wife is happy, he is happy to be called anything, let alone husband.

Ji Xiaochen was stunned at the side, and the corner of his mouth twitched as he watched the strong man call his husband into the phone: "Disgusting, are you disgusting, Zhou Dahei, you are becoming more and more capable!"

Although Pei Yan had a straight face, the corners of his mouth still couldn't help but curl up: "I only know how to make noodles, do you want to eat?"

"Eat, I'll eat whatever you want." Boss Zhou was wearing sunglasses, talking on the phone, walking briskly, wearing a black windbreaker that was unbuttoned, and flying behind him like wings with the wind. The people around were startled and ran away one after another, for fear that their blood would splash on the airport because they took one more look.

Ji Xiaochen's face drooped, and he trotted behind like a little follower. Although he was a handsome guy, no matter how handsome he was, he couldn't stand the aura of the guy next to him. follow.

The two took their luggage and left the station. Boss Zhou was going to drive in the parking lot. Ji Xiaochen was immediately taken away by a professional chicken farmer. Before leaving, he asked the boss for leave: "Brother Zhou, see you after the fifteenth."

Boss Zhou waved his hand in a very grand manner: "Qi San'er, I said you should take it easy, you can't afford to torment him to death." There are too few people, and it is not easy for the two of them to get along until now. If something goes wrong with Qi Sanshao, wouldn't it be worth the loss for him.

Qi Donglin nodded: "I know that, I love him."

"Fart! Shit! Bastard! You pervert!" Ji Xiaochen fluttered for a long time, but someone pinched his wings and took his vitals. He curled up in Qi Sanshao's arms with a mournful face and was taken away.

Beijing is still very congested at night, because the Chinese New Year is approaching, so many young people don’t go home after get off work at night to have a good rest, and they just run out to play wild. Those who are out of town want to buy souvenirs for their families, and those who are local want to buy New Year’s goods. The road is coming.

Boss Zhou was so homesick, he drove the car east and west, left and right, sweating all over his forehead, and it took two hours to get to Pei Yan's house from the airport, which was already in time for driving from Beijing to Tianjin.

Because of the holidays, the Internet cafes were sluggish, and there was only one smoking area open, but there were not enough seats.Due to the small number of people, and the small network administrators are on holiday, there is only one cashier boy watching at night, and there will be many Li Fei during the day.

When the cashier boy saw Boss Zhou, he hurried out from behind the bar and ran up like a dog: "The boss is back!"

Boss Zhou couldn't be bothered to address them, so he directly took out five red notes from his pocket: "Here you are, lucky money."

"Boss is mighty!" The younger brother knelt down on one knee like a eunuch, almost kowtowed: "Madam is inside, boss, go slowly."

"You boy!" Boss Zhou's face was marked with smile lines, he clicked on the cashier boy from the air, and then rushed in directly with his luggage.

Pei Yan prepared the ingredients for cooking noodles early, and ran to the balcony several times like Wang Fushi, fidgeting and waiting.

The mouse used his money to win over Boss Wang and Li Fei, and rewarded each with a PSP. Now the three of them huddled together on the small sofa to see whose God of War passed the level the fastest. The room was full of violent killings by the bald old man of God of War Noisy, loud people mentally weakened.

While playing, the mouse paid attention to Pei Yan from the corner of his eye: "Sister-in-law, I said you take a break, I'm dizzy from walking around."

When Pei Yan stepped forward, his brain collapsed: "Why don't you leave? Are you afraid that your big black brother will beat you up?"

The mouse trembled from the fear of the big black brother, and Kratos fell off the cliff and died.He put down the PSP in frustration: "Sister-in-law...Brother Pei, it's so cold, you have to wait until daytime if you want to drive me away, right? Didn't Brother Dahei say that you won't be back until 29? It's still a few days away from 29. "

"I can't come back early, can't I?" Pei Yan was in a trance again, and the mouse was covering his head and yelling: "Wait to be cleaned up."

The mouse groaned for a long time, and suddenly remembered something: "Fuck, sister-in-law... No, brother Pei, you haven't joined the guild yet?"

"No, I don't want to go in, I don't want to play, do you have an opinion?" Pei Yan strolled to the balcony again, squinting at the road outside, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it: "I'm tired of playing!"

"Cut..." The mouse curled its lips and tilted its head to watch Wang Dong play the game: "Hey, hey, you can't dance like this... you can't do this... Hurry up and make a big move! Oh my god, why are you so stupid? What? See if Kratos made you a fool, if I were him who made you die so many times, I could jump out of it and beat you!"

Wang Dong threw down the game console in his hand, turned over and held the person down with a small grab, freed his right hand, circled his thumb and middle finger, and flicked on the mouse's head: "Damn it, let you smear ink. You become Shakyamuni!"

"Fuck, fuck!! Sister-in-law, help me!! Brother Emma, ​​brother Wang, hero Wang, stop!! Ahhh, stop bullying children!! Brother Dafei, save me!!" The mouse was pressed Stiff, head straight into the sofa arched wildly, mouth howling ghostly, tears are about to come out.

Dun Dun'er showed his small head from upstairs: "Uncle, you are so noisy, it affects my study."

Li Fei quickly kicked Wang Dong away: "Stop making trouble, the young master will come down to beat you in a while, and your attack is not serious, what if you beat the God of Wealth to death!" He pressed pause, looked up Looking at Dundun'er with a smile: "Baby, what time are you still studying? Hurry up and rest?"

Dun Dun'er raised his hand and looked at his small watch: "Uncle Dafei, it's just ten o'clock, and I'm going to rest after 15 minutes of studying." He turned around and took two steps up, then turned back: "Dad, Zhou Is uncle coming today?"

Pei Yan extinguished his cigarette and ran out from the balcony: "Your Uncle Zhou will be here in a while, do you miss him?"

Dun Dun'er shook her little head: "No, I'm thinking about who I'm going to sleep with today. Don't you want to sleep with Uncle Zhou when he comes? Then I'll sleep with Uncle Hao?"

"Hey, baby, you and me today..." The mouse was half-spoken, but was slapped shut by Wang Dong.

Boss Wang looked at Pei Yan with a smirk: "Son, you sleep by yourself today, and your Uncle Hao goes to sleep in the dormitory over there." He put on a kind smile and looked at Xiao Dundun'er: "Tomorrow your father, I will take you shopping, buy Delicious, good boy, go to bed early."

"Okay." Dun Duner nodded: "Thank you godfather."

When Dun Dun'er returned to the room and closed the door, the mouse hugged the pillow and cried: "I'm so pitiful, my parents don't want me, and you don't want me either, woo woo~"

"Come on, I'm afraid you will ruin my son!" Wang Dong copied the PSP from under his buttocks: "Continue to continue, we have to withdraw when Boss Zhou comes back."

Pei Yan blushed for a while, but only for a while, and then returned to normal.During Boss Zhou's absence, Wang Dong and Li Fei wished they could stick together in front of him and try to scare him off.Both of these guys don't blush, so why don't you blush!

He thought for a while, went upstairs and took a quilt down, and threw it to the mouse: "I'm afraid you won't be used to the quilt in the dormitory, so you can sleep in Dafei's bed, as long as his bed is cleaner, sorry You ha."

The mouse snorted arrogantly, pulled on the slippers, hugged the quilt and went to make his own bed.

I wonder what kind of bed his young master sleeps at home, but now he has to make the bed by himself, and he is still reluctant to leave. It's really... so cheap, cry!

When Boss Pei was waiting impatiently, Boss Zhou finally arrived.He knocked on the door lightly, then took off his sunglasses, put on the most gentle expression, and found the best angle.

The door opened.

"Honey, I..." Boss Zhou got stuck, who is this white tender pheasant in front of him! ! !

"Ouch~~~This is the first time Big Black Brother called someone dear~~" The mouse covered his face and twisted his waist recklessly.

Boss Zhou raised his foot, kicked this guy aside, and then started to growl: "Why the hell are you here!!"

"Brother Hei!!!" The mouse scrambled up and hugged Boss Zhou's trousers: "I'm here to take the blame and make meritorious service, blah blah~"

"You sister!" Boss Zhou was rarely irritable: "What the hell are you doing again? Your parents are here too?"

"My parents went out to play, and I came here by myself...Brother Big Hei~~" The mouse forcefully squeezed out tears, and then looked at Boss Zhou with big watery eyes: "Brother Big Hei, please be merciful~"

Boss Zhou shot the room angrily, only seeing the two bastards huddled on the sofa and this cheap mouse hugging his leg: "Where is my wife?"

Wang Dong pointed to the kitchen: "Go in in an instant, and I'll cook for you."

Boss Zhou's face softened, and he raised his leg to push the mouse aside: "Well, you can go."

Wang Dong's butt was heavy: "It's not just for you, we are still waiting for supper."

Boss Zhou took out a stack of RMB: "New Year's money."

Wang Dong and Li Fei jumped up immediately, and they both nodded and bowed: "Gong Xi Fa Cai, Boss Zhou, let's go now." After saying that, he grabbed the stack of banknotes and ran away with a smile on his face, dragging away the large garbage one piece.

The room was much cleaner. Boss Zhou took off his windbreaker and hung it on the hanger by the door, then took off his leather shoes, put on the pair of black cotton slippers that Pei Yan bought for him, wiped his face vigorously, and walked into the kitchen impatiently.

The mist in the kitchen was steaming, covering Boss Pei's shy little face.

Boss Zhou stood at the door of the kitchen and cleared his throat: "Well, that... I'm back."

"Come back when you come back..." Pei Yan pretended not to care: "Go and sit on the sofa, the noodles will be cooked in a while."

Boss Zhou scratched the back of his head: "I drove them away, don't face too much."

"I didn't take their share." Boss Pei fried the marinade, then poured the noodles into the pot, and glanced sideways at the black-faced god at the door: "What are you poking there for? Go wash your face Bar."

"Hey." Boss Zhou chuckled twice, then turned and went to the bathroom.

There were two big bowls of warm tomato stewed noodles, and the two faced each other, eating with their heads buried in their heads.

Pei Yan wasn't very hungry, so he took a few mouthfuls of noodles and stopped. Watching Boss Zhou wolfing down the noodles, a big bowl of noodles disappeared in an instant.

"Are you still hungry?" Boss Pei was very happy to be greeted like this.

"It's a little bit more, the plane meal is too bad." Boss Zhou looked at the half bowl of noodles left by his daughter-in-law: "If you don't want to eat, give it to me."

"You eat what I have left?" Pei Yan smiled and pushed the bowl towards him: "You don't think I'm dirty?"

"Who thinks a daughter-in-law is dirty?" Boss Zhou dragged the bowl in front of him, sweating profusely after eating.

"You are my daughter-in-law!" After Pei Yan emphasized, he couldn't help laughing: "Eat slowly, it's late at night, don't overeat."

"I can't hold on, I'm so hungry, I've been drinking every day during this time, and I haven't eaten much." After finishing a bowl and a half of noodles, Boss Zhou put down his chopsticks in satisfaction, and wiped his mouth with a tissue: "It's delicious, if you can eat it every day in the future Better."

"That's a good idea, it's not like my family doesn't have a cook." Pei Yan rolled his eyes. If he didn't say he was hungry and wanted something to eat, he wouldn't be too lazy to cook. Anyway, Boss Wang brings food to eat every day, even if it's supper. It's all done by Boss Wang, and he doesn't use the kitchen a few times a year.

Boss Zhou smiled: "I'll make it for you from now on."

Pei Yan didn't say a word, he cleaned up the dishes and went to wash, but was stopped by Boss Zhou: "I'll go, I'll go, my daughter-in-law, no, no, hubby, you rest."

"Good boy!" Boss Pei raised his chin, and he called his husband to tell him that he was old enough. A man's self-esteem is so strong, not to mention that Boss Pei is a man of cats.

A hot shower washes away the tiredness of the day, and the room is fully heated, which is much more comfortable than the air-conditioning in the south.Boss Zhou wrapped a towel all over his body, and walked into the bedroom loudly.

Pei Yan leaned against the bedside to read a book, the bedroom was dimly lit, and looked extraordinarily warm.

Boss Zhou threw the last fig leaf on the bedside table casually, lifted the quilt and got in, his hairy thighs began to flirt: "I'm tired, stop reading, look at me."

Pei Yan smiled, and casually put the novel on Boss Zhou's face: "I don't read too much, how can I be worthy of our double doctor, right?"

"How could it be?" Boss Zhou picked up the novel, looked at the content, and then looked at the cover: "President Xie Mei's black-bellied lover? What kind of novel is this?"

"Fantasy novel!" Pei Yan pulled the book back, closed the cover and pressed it under the pillow: "Read more to help digest food."

Boss Zhou was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect novels to have this function: "At that time, I didn't read novels to get a Ph.D...."

Boss Pei glared at him: "You think I'm low-educated?"

Boss Zhou hurriedly hugged him and kissed him: "Where, I hate that I read too many books and wasted my good time. It would be nice if I met you sooner."

This sentence can be regarded as human words, Pei Yan nestled comfortably in Boss Zhou's arms: "Go to bed early, aren't you tired?"

Boss Zhou grunted and agreed, and his claws began to drill dishonestly everywhere: "I eat too much, I can't sleep."

"Go out and run around if you can't sleep!" Pei Yan said seriously, and reached out to turn off the light: "Sleep!"

"Don't..." The reason why Boss Zhou came back now is to come back to see his wife sooner, so he dragged Ji Xiaochen so busy that he almost vomited blood. Now he finally saw his wife, hugged her in his arms, and kissed her Okay, just sleep like this?

That's definitely not the style of the old man.

It's the men who should put their daughter-in-law on the bed now, like this, like that!

Boss Zhou turned over and pressed Pei Yan tightly into his arms: "Miss me?"

"Pull it down, it's only been half a month, there's nothing to think about." Pei Yan's voice was very calm in the darkness, but his face began to flush.

Boss Zhou smirked and rubbed the little swallow under his thigh: "You're not like me, as long as he wants me."

"Get out!" Pei Yan supported Boss Zhou's shoulders with all his strength: "I'm crushed to death!"

"It's better to hold you down." Boss Zhou moaned and groaned, unable to survive: "Honey, what are you talking about?"

"Then what?" Pei Yan blushed, and wrapped her arms around the man's broad shoulders unconsciously.

"That's all..."

"What is that?"

Boss Zhou straightened his back: "Then what."

"Get out, can you still speak human language!" Pei Yan found Boss Zhou's mouth in the dark, and grabbed it with one bite: "I'll kill you!"

"Bite me to death." Boss Zhou finally let go of that, and kissed the back of his wife's head wildly!