Bringing buns to brush local tyrants

Boss Pei used to be too independent, but now that he has someone he can rely on, he has become reliant.

He groaned and hugged the head of the bed and refused to let go. Boss Zhou couldn't bear to drag him to the bathroom, and then groaned and hugged the washstand and refused to let go.

Boss Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he hugged the man to comfort and lure him, finally cleaned up his daughter-in-law, and led him downstairs neatly.

Dun Dun'er had already dressed and waited quietly downstairs.In the rice cooker in the kitchen was the breakfast that Wang Dong made before returning home for the Chinese New Year, and it was still steaming, just right to eat.

Dundun'er was reading a book on the sofa, seeing his father hang down on Boss Zhou's shoulders without proper care, and sighed insignificantly.His father is becoming more and more arrogant, which is not good.

"Honey, let's sleep in late at home today, we can sleep till night." Seeing his son, Pei Yan jumped up and hugged his small waist, and began to moan again.

Dun Dun'er tore his father off his body: "Didn't you say you were going to Uncle Zhou's house for the New Year today? Dad, are you ready for the gift?"

"Get ready..." Pei Yan still had a sad face: "Father is scared."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid." Dundun'er patted his father's head: "Hurry up and eat."

Receiving his son's comfort, Pei Yansong felt a little refreshed, took the soy milk handed over by Boss Zhou, and drank it.

"Is your godfather home?" Pei Yan asked inarticulately.

"Well, I brought Uncle Da Fei home for the New Year." Dun Dun'er looked up at his father, wanting to say something, but finally gave up and continued to read with his head down, "Eat a bun." Boss Zhou broke the bun and blew it Blowing the stuffing inside: "There should be no traffic congestion today, and we can still have lunch in the past."

"Why don't we go over after lunch?" Pei Yan was still uneasy with the bun in his mouth.

"You can't let the old man wait, or my father will be sad." Boss Zhou scratched the bridge of his wife's nose, and while his son wasn't paying attention, he kissed Pei Yan on the forehead.

"You're looking for death!" Boss Pei glanced at his son who was still reading quietly, and shook his fist at Boss Zhou: "I'll beat you to death!"

"Okay, okay...you eat quickly." Boss Zhou smiled, finished a large hand-made bread with bread in two mouthfuls, drank another bowl of soy milk, and then packed everything into the kitchen to start washing.

The Internet cafe is on holiday these days, and the place that is usually noisy with people is now quiet, with more than 100 computers parked there quietly, as if sleeping soundly in the dark.

Pei Yan checked the water and electricity facilities in the room again, tugged the lock on the inside of the shutter door, and took Boss Zhou and his son out through the back door after dawdling enough.

The back door is a corridor, which is still full of Chinese cabbage and green onions.However, Pei Yan had learned from the past, and insisted on opening a small path for his door to go straight to the entrance of the corridor.

The interior of the Land Rover is very spacious. Dun Duner is wearing a seat belt and playing with the Rubik's Cube on the back seat. Occasionally, he looks up and looks outside. His face is calm, not at all like a child who gets excited when he knows he can go out and play. expression.

Boss Zhou turned on the car stereo, and the sound of silk and bamboo came out slowly and smoothly, making Pei Yan feel drowsy.

Although old man Pei is a man of culture, the quintessence of Chinese culture that this extremely rough old man can produce is basically nothing other than writing big characters.He doesn't like to play chess, listen to music, or sing, let alone such elegant things as playing the piano.All music, except rock, is a lullaby to his ears, and he starts to doze off as soon as he hears it.

Pei Yan tried his best to open his eyes, and started to find something to say: "Dahei, your father also likes to listen to this kind of stuff, right?" If the old man also likes this, then he probably won't be able to please the old man in his life. I don't understand.

"No, my dad likes to listen to military songs. Do you know this?" Boss Zhou looked sideways at his wife and patted his leg: "Don't be nervous, my family is very kind."

"Okay, I'm not nervous!" Pei Yan just hiccupped after finishing speaking.

Boss Zhou: "..."

Dunduner: "..."

"Damn it!" Pei Yan picked up a bottle of water and took a few sips, but he still couldn't stop, the anger in his stomach was rising up one after another, making him blush and his neck thick: "Hi... ah what? It will burp... like this!!"

Boss Zhou couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't be nervous!"

"I didn't burp...Zhang!" Gudong Gudong poured half a bottle of water, not only couldn't stop it, but every burp was filled with steam.

"Go home and burp... okay, I won't go, don't burp... go!" Pei Yan blushed, her neck was thick, tears were about to flow out.

"Hold your breath... hold on for a while and you'll be there." Boss Zhou hurriedly comforted him.

Around the time of Chinese New Year in the Greater Beijing City, the population in Beijing can be reduced by two-thirds.Now the main road is empty, and it usually takes an hour and a half to drive, but now it can be reached in half an hour.

Boss Pei became even more nervous when he heard that he would arrive in a while. He wiped the sweat off his palms and breathed shortly: "I want to pee... hiccup..."

Boss Zhou tried his best to hold back his laughter: "I'll pee at home in a while."

"No, I'm going to hiccup... pee now. I can't hold it back anymore. Whenever I hiccup, I feel... uncomfortable." Pei Yan held his breath so hard that the veins on his forehead were about to come out.

Dun Dun'er stroked his forehead on the back seat, he really didn't understand why his father was so nervous.Isn't it just going to Uncle Zhou's house to celebrate the New Year? It's not like going to the godfather's house to celebrate the New Year in previous years.

Boss Zhou found a public toilet on the side of the road and stopped: "Go quickly, I'll wait for you."

"Okay..." Pei Yan opened the car door and rolled his eyes: "Son, are you going?" Damn it, just sneak back with your son after peeing!

Dun Dun'er touched his belly: "Okay."

Seeing this, Boss Zhou also got out of the car: "I'll go too."

"You don't pee until you get home, watch the car, be careful of being posted." Pei Yan stopped Boss Zhou, desperately refusing to let him get off.

Boss Zhou looked at him in a hurry and nodded helplessly: "Okay, hurry up."

Pei Yan rushed to the toilet with his son in his arms, let out a deep breath, and let out a long breath: "Ah...comfortable... hiccup!"

Dunduner: "..."

After pulling up his pants, Pei Yan hugged his son, carefully came out of the toilet, and looked at the side of the road like a thief.

"Dad, you..."

"Shh... let's sneak home..." Pei Yan bent his back and rubbed against the small alley by the side of the road.

Dun Dun'er sighed: "Uncle Zhou is behind."

Pei Yan was startled, turned his head abruptly, and saw Boss Zhou leaning on a tree with his arms folded, looking straight at them.

"Uh..." Boss Pei rolled his eyes quickly, pointing to a small supermarket by the side of the road: "Dun Duner said he wants to eat instant noodles!"

Dun Duner rolled his eyes, he doesn't want to eat instant noodles, okay?

Boss Zhou stepped forward, took Dun Dun'er over and hugged him: "Go home and eat delicious food, what instant noodles!"

Pei Yan shyly followed behind, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks trying to make an excuse: "That...Da Hei, I belch...beep..."

Boss Zhou tried his best to swallow his smile, turned around and grabbed the crying daughter-in-law: "Okay, okay, don't be nervous, let's see how nervous you are."

The car stopped at the entrance of the military compound, and Pei Yan stared blankly at the military salute made by the armed police at the entrance: "Emma, ​​the security guards at the gate of your community are all at the level of armed police?"

Boss Zhou pursed his lips: "Yeah..." I really want to laugh, what should I do, I can't help it, but if I laugh, it will definitely annoy my wife.No, hold on, it's almost here!

People in military uniforms come and go to and from the military compound. Boss Pei stared at the car window intently: "You have a lot of hiccups in this neighborhood...soldiers? Is there a military camp near here? Emma burps... two star!"

"Well, I have them too." Boss Zhou turned the steering wheel, and the Land Rover turned into a deep place.There are flowers and trees on both sides of the road, but because it is winter, only the neatly cut pines and cypresses are still green.

"What? You have it too?" Pei Yan stared at Boss Zhou with wide eyes: "One bar and two stars? Then I saw hiccup..., don't you want to call the chief?"

Boss Zhou thought about it, his wife had only been a conscript for three years, and when she met someone with a star on her shoulders, she was really called the chief.He smiled: "What do you call the chief, just follow me."

"So nervous, so nervous..." Pei Yan started to sweat again.

Boss Zhou thought about it for a while. It seems that he only told his wife that everyone in the family is a soldier, but didn't tell him the military rank?But it doesn't matter, it's just the military rank, the daughter-in-law shouldn't care too much... right...

The Land Rover parked in front of a small single-family building deep in the community, and there were already many vehicles parked in front of the door.

Boss Zhou got out of the car, glanced around, and found that almost all of his uncles and brothers and sisters had returned.

This is strange, it is rare to see them come back for the New Year in such a concentrated manner.

Boss Zhou dragged his semi-petrified daughter-in-law with one hand, and hugged his son with the other, and nodded to the little guard at the door: "Xiaobai, help me carry something in the car."

The little guard raised his chest together, snapped a military salute: "Yes." Then he trotted to the side of the Land Rover, took out all the big bags, small bags, big boxes and small boxes from the trunk, and hugged them Follow behind Boss Zhou.

Pei Yan felt that his legs were going weak. Where had he seen this posture before: "Wait, wait a minute to knock on the door... You, your family is just a soldier?"

"Yes." Boss Zhou nodded: "Dunduner, go and ring the doorbell."

Dun Dun'er raised his little arm, and the doorbell rang, and within three to five seconds, the door opened.

Standing inside was a mighty man in a green military uniform with two three-star bars on his shoulders, looking at them with a smile: "Hey, I heard that you found a male wife? You really compete with your brother, this is you son?"

The man reached out and hugged Dunduner: "Beautiful! Much better than your brother!"

"My third uncle." Boss Zhou introduced with a smile.

Pei Yan shivered, slapped his heels, straightened his chest, and raised his right hand to salute: "Hello, Chief!"

The third uncle looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Your wife is so funny, she used to be a soldier? Good boy, come in quickly. Also, don't salute, or you will be tired."

Pei Yan swallowed, and was nervously dragged into the hall by Boss Zhou. When he looked up, he was completely petrified.