Bringing buns to brush local tyrants

"Father..." Dun Dun'er was a little nervous in this environment full of strong "adult" atmosphere, especially the old grandpa next to him, who always hugged and kissed and pinched him, so strange.

"Come on, Dunduner." Boss Zhou arranged Pei Yan to sit down, and quickly waved to his son: "Don't interfere with the grandpa's meal."

Dundun'er, as if being pardoned, quickly broke away from the "control" of Mr. Zhou, and threw herself into his father's arms.

Mr. Zhou was so disappointed, his old face that was smiling and happy instantly hung down: "Huh."

Pei Yan was in a cold sweat, not knowing what the old man was trying to do.

Uncle Zhou hurriedly smoothed things over: "Oh, it's not easy for us such a big family to sit and have a meal together." He picked up a glass of wine, and first toasted the old man: "Dad, I wish you good health."

The old man was happy and took a sip: "It's not healthy, I can't hold my gun anymore."

Uncle Zhou's black line: "The world is peaceful, what are you doing with your guns? Just have your grandchildren carry guns to defend their home and country!"

"Grandchildren, you are all old..." Mrs. Zhou was a little confused, holding an empty wine glass to Uncle Zhou: "Come on, fourth, call me grandpa."

Zhou Laosi twitched the corner of his mouth: "Dad, why are you drunk before you drink too much..."

Pei Yan was sitting at the same table with Boss Zhou's brothers and sisters. Although they all took off their military uniforms, they could still make people feel the coercion. Boss Pei's tense muscles felt a little sore.

There are a few children at the table with them, all of whom are about the same age as Dundun. I don’t know if it’s nature or because there are too many parents this time. They all sit on the chairs obediently, neither talking nor moving, just bored Boring to eat.

Pei Yan had a hard time eating this meal. If Boss Zhou hadn't held his hand to comfort him from time to time, he would have found an excuse to slip away.Accompanying the leader to eat or something, this task is too sad.

Three tables of soldiers, both male and female, were especially good at drinking. Four or five bottles of liquor were opened at one table, and they were wiped out after a few rounds.Pei Yan hadn't drank like this for a long time, and managed to hold on for a few laps, his face was flushed, and his thinking was a little dull.

Boss Zhou silently blocked the wine for his wife, with knives whizzing under his eyes, it's a pity that none of his good friends are present here, who wouldn't know how to look at knives?

For a moment, although there was laughter and chatter on the table, it was a pity that there was a bloody smell coming and going.The brothers don't see each other once a year, and once they see each other, they can't wait to have a hard drink, and on such a good day, don't you want to drink?Beat you!

Pei Yan couldn't drink anymore, and cried wildly in his heart, these leaders are so annoying, fortunately we don't see each other every day, otherwise he would have died long ago.He hugged Dundun'er to his chest, shrank behind his son, used his son as a shield, and only ate and didn't drink!

"Your son's eyes really follow you." Someone at the wine table said those words.

Pei Yan raised his head in a daze, unable to tell who was who, he just grinned: "It's okay, okay."

Boss Zhou frowned, and glared at his elder brother: "Son is naturally like his father, isn't your son like you? Your girl is like you too."

Brother Zhou curled his lips and changed the subject: "My son looks okay, he's just a girl, and my girl also has good eyes. In other places, she looks too much like me. She's just a tomboy."

"Oh, I open up when I grow up. There are no ugly people in our family. You see, no matter whether it is a male or female daughter-in-law, they are all beautiful." Zhou Zhou raised the quilt with a smile, and looked at Xing Gang and Pei Yanjing respect.

Pei Yan was so focused on hiding the wine that he didn't look up at all, but just hugged his son and peeled shrimp for him to eat.

Xing Gang bent his mouth: "Yes, my wife is quite beautiful." After finishing speaking, he looked at Zhou Jiandong, who was drinking like drunk jujube beside him: "Isn't it?"

Zhou Jiandong pouted, snorted arrogantly, and didn't answer.

After finally eating, the children were all coaxed by the adults to play in the yard.

Mrs. Zhou was sitting on the wicker chair by the window in the living room, watching the smiling old faces of the children all wrinkled into balls.He grabbed a pair of green army trousers that passed by him: "Fourth, come and accompany your father and I will kill a few games. Your brother's chess game is too stinky, I don't like to play with him."

Lu Junku squatted down with a smile: "Grandpa, I'm Jianwei, your grandson, not fourth uncle."

"Grandson, come play a game with grandpa." The old man Zhou laughed, but he didn't let go.

Zhou Jianwei was helpless: "Okay, okay, I can agree, you are not allowed to cry when you lose."

"Hey, I won't cry!" Mrs. Zhou put on a straight face, and skillfully arranged the chess pieces: "Come on, whoever loses will be called the opponent's grandfather!"

Zhou Jianwei had a black hair, and said in his heart, grandpa, even if you lose, I dare not let you call me grandpa, my father will not kill me!

Boss Zhou carried the drunken daughter-in-law upstairs to his room, put her on the bed, wiped her hands and face with a towel, and said, "Sleep for a while, and I'll wake you up after making dumplings."

Pei Yan was so drunk that he kept smiling stupidly: "Your family...is so fun..."

"Where's the fun? Didn't you hide behind your son in fright just now?" Boss Zhou kissed his wife's moist lips in a funny way: "Aren't you scared now?"

Pei Yan covered his face and sneered, "You all have the same eyes, just like my son, hahaha."

What kind of crazy talk is this.Boss Zhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What does it mean to look like your son? It should be said that your son looks like us." As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly stopped talking and carefully watched Pei Yan's reaction.

Pei Yan drank too much, how could he react, he just laughed: "It's almost..."

"Okay, okay, whatever you say..." Boss Zhou was helpless, pulled up the quilt and wrapped him up: "Go to bed first, I'll go down and chat with my brother and the others for a while."

"Go, go!" Pei Yan squirmed and turned over, and fell asleep within three seconds.

Boss Zhou went out and went downstairs, just in time to see Zhou Jianwei coming out with a blanket in his arms: "Jianwei, what are you doing?"

Zhou Jianwei sighed: "Grandpa played chess with me, but he fell asleep before taking two steps. My father was afraid that he would wake up if he moved, so he asked me to find a bed blanket to cover grandpa first. After sleeping for a while, he would cry out, fearing that he would not be able to sleep at night. good."

"Grandpa is probably too happy today, and he drank a little too much." Boss Zhou pinched the bridge of his nose: "Why didn't you bring your girlfriend back?"

"She's on duty this year, so she won't be able to come back for the time being. Let's find a chance to bring her back later." Zhou Jianwei's girlfriend is from the special police brigade, and the holidays are even busier: "Sister-in-law is asleep?"

"Hmm..." Boss Zhou smiled, and straightened his face again: "Don't call him sister-in-law, he won't be happy to hear that."

"Yes, yes, you are a strict wife!" Zhou Jianwei smiled and walked away holding the blanket.

As soon as Boss Zhou walked into the living room, he was greeted by his father.

Mr. Zhou was very unhappy: "You said you, you finally brought your grandson back, and you didn't let me recognize him." He complained to his brothers dissatisfied: "You say me, looking forward to the stars, the moon, and my son I got married, and then, they found me a son-in-law! Fortunately, the sister-in-law of the son-in-law gave birth to a grandson for my son, and I still don’t let me recognize it, how annoying!"

The elders of the Zhou family were also clear about this matter, they just smiled and comforted them.

Uncle Zhou patted his younger brother's knee with a cigarette in his mouth: "Be content, you still have a grandson, you smoke the one from the third family, hey..."

Uncle Zhou Zhou was not happy: "What's wrong with my family? My wife is awesome! The special forces in the country are one of the best, what's wrong? It's a big deal to find a surrogate in the future, or adopt one. The child depends on how it will be raised in the future, not just watching blood."

"Tch, you have figured it out now, why did you fight with your son so desperately back then?" Uncle Zhou rolled his eyes, feeling helpless towards his two younger brothers.

"My son, don't you allow me to make trouble?" Zhou Laosan was not happy, and raised his chin angrily: "I heard that your daughter won the first place in the women's individual boxing competition? Ah, how can I find you in the future?" Boy friend."

The second child of Zhou stared: "What's wrong with my daughter? If you want to look good, you need to have a good figure! Zhou Dahei can find a boyfriend, so why can't my girl be found!"

Boss Zhou wiped his sweat: "No, why did this topic come to me again?"

Zhou Laosi was playing with the huanghuali ornament that Zhou Laowu got from somewhere with a cigarette in his mouth: "Hey, you said Dunduner...is it called Dunduner? Don't be like his father when you grow up, Gene mutation."

Boss Zhou continued to wipe off his sweat: "Uncle Si, why did my gene mutate?"

"It's dark, tall, and ugly!" Uncle Zhou raised his eyelids and looked at him: "Who do you say you are?"

Boss Zhou was completely speechless.

Mr. Zhou is not happy anymore. His son is so good, he can earn money, and he has a grandson: "I said, why do you still talk like this, fourth child? It has been decades, and the bad mouth problem can't be changed. Why is my sister-in-law?" I can stand you!"

Boss Zhou chuckled: "Shut up, my sister-in-law has such a bad temper, she'll just laugh at you, and she'll give you a hard time later. The fourth brother probably has suffered a lot in the past few decades."

Fourth Zhou took down the cigarette from his mouth, put it on the ashtray and knocked it on the ashtray: "Enough is enough, didn't you talk about the grandson of Lao Wu's family? Why are you talking about my head?" He raised his hand Ornament: "Old Five, this thing is good, I will take it away to honor my father-in-law."

Mr. Zhou was angry: "That's my son honoring me!"

"Your son has money, but we are all poor soldiers. If we don't have money, why don't we just take yours?" Zhou Lao Si said it as a matter of course, and immediately stood up, took the ornaments into his room, and went to hide things up.

"Is there a brother who does this!" Mr. Zhou groaned angrily, and continued to stare at his son: "I only care about that thing, you have to give me another one!"

Boss Zhou hurriedly coaxed his father: "Okay, okay, here you are, one left hand and one right hand."

Only then did Mr. Zhou calm down aggrievedly: "Ask your son-in-law, when will you change your grandson to our family's surname? My eldest grandson, my eldest grandson!"

"Okay, okay, I'll ask... Don't worry too much, don't worry." Boss Zhou comforted his own father, and hurriedly walked away, afraid that after a while, what kind of moths would these old guys do? .

"Dahei!" A large group of brothers and sisters from the Zhou family were sitting around the coffee table by the greenhouse: "Come on, Dahei." Brother Zhou is nearly forty, and he has no integrity in front of his brothers: "I Your son has perfect marks in all exams this year, are you still not interested?"

Boss Zhou sighed deeply: "I said big brother, you are really enough. Your son is the first in grade every year. I have been thinking about it for many years."

"That's not bad for this year, and you'll live well with us brothers." Brother Zhou stretched out his hand: "Quickly, give me your free coupon for some hot spring villa, and I'll give it to my comrades." gift."

Weighing a few catties...Boss Zhou vomited blood: "Why don't you grab it?"

Brother Zhou shrugged: "It's so ugly to rob my younger brother and tell it."

"You know that too?" Boss Zhou held his forehead: "I'll give you some gold cards later, and I owe you all."

Brother Zhou laughed: "Good brother!" He sighed: "Actually, I am also worried. My son, who studies so well, will he be a soldier like me in the future, or will he go into business with you?"

"It's all right." Boss Zhou touched a cigarette on the table and stuffed it into his mouth: "My son is also very good at studying, and I am also worried. Will I join the army with you in the future, or will I do business with me?"

"Ask." Brother Zhou pushed the sixth younger brother beside him: "Sixth brother, go and call Dunduner here, this kid looks really good, just like Cheng Cheng when you were a child, with a strict eye, like a little adult, interesting."

"That's my son!" Boss Zhou raised his chin triumphantly: "My son is naturally the best."

"Tch, his surname is still Pei." The other brothers coaxed: "When will you show off your surname again, no matter how good your son is, he was educated by "not being nervous."

Xing Gang, who had been sitting by the side without speaking, smiled: "Pei Yan is a good material, but it's a pity that he has never seen so many officers. When I was in the army with me, he was as fierce as a little leopard. Don't be nervous." After speaking, he glanced at Zhou Jiancheng provocatively.

Boss Zhou frowned, his heart began to turn sour, and he said to himself, I just haven't known my wife for a few years, what's so embarrassing about you?What a great thing to be a monitor?snort!

"That's right, Pei Yan is so good, Captain Xing, you didn't accept him back then?" Zhou Jianwei was at a loss for words.

Zhou Jiandong was about to stare, but was stopped by Xing Gang: "Yes, if I took the little swallow back then, my Dongdong would have to cry every day, I can't bear it."

The brothers of the Zhou family pretended to vomit: "That's enough, it's so nasty, it's so disgusting!"