My readers can't all be basic

For this meeting, Jiang Lingyao went to the barber shop downstairs to tidy up his chicken coop.

Before going out, she was like a little girl nervous about meeting her boyfriend, trying on clothes back and forth in front of the mirror.

Jiang Lingyao stays at home all year round, and the most common clothes are home clothes, which are definitely not something that he can wear outside.There are not many good choices for the rest of the clothes. He recalled and found that the latest coat was bought a year ago.

Is the meeting of otaku doomed to death?

Jiang Lingyao looked in the mirror and felt that he was average in appearance, not so handsome as to shock the world, nor so ugly that people and gods would be angry with each other.

There is no way to change the appearance, let's start with the clothes, maybe it can improve some impression points.

In a pile of old clothes, Jiang Lingyao picked for a long time, and finally found a pair of jeans that looked good and hadn't been washed to white.He wore a white Mickey-patterned T-shirt on his upper body, and he cleaned himself up simply and cleanly before going out.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Lingyao overestimated the traffic situation at the time of meal. Obviously, the traffic light was not far away, so he waited until the fourth green light came on before passing.

Seeing that the agreed time was getting closer, there was still a long way to go. Although the driver promised that there would be no more traffic jams in this area, being late was a certainty.

There was no other way, Jiang Lingyao had no choice but to send a message to Yan Huo in the car.

"Sorry, I'm stuck in traffic, I might be a few minutes late."

It's really wrong to ask a girl to wait for him for the first time, Jiang Lingyao scratched his head, regretting that he didn't go out more than ten minutes earlier.After grabbing half of it, I remembered that this hairstyle was done carefully, and hurriedly arranged it in front of the mirror on the taxi.

He was halfway through when his phone vibrated in his pants pocket.

Jiang Lingyao took it out and saw that it was a text message from Yanhuo.

"It's okay, I just arrived and I'm waiting for you at table six."

The next journey was as expected by the taxi driver, and the journey was extremely smooth, and they arrived at the destination soon.

The Lugang town where we agreed to eat is on the fifth floor of the shopping mall. Because there is a movie theater on the top floor, we can just go upstairs to watch a movie after dinner, so we chose this place.

There were many people crowded at the entrance of the elevator, Jiang Lingyao guessed that he would not be able to squeeze in, so he walked to the escalator.

The escalator carried Jiang Lingyao up floor by floor. When he was approaching the fifth floor, Jiang Lingyao felt as if his heart was going up with the elevator, and it was about to pop out of his mouth under the violent beating.

Walking into the small town of Lukang, Jiang Lingyao was more nervous than ever.

The waiter standing at the door of the store, with a professional smile on his face, said kindly: "Hello, sir, who are you?"

Jiang Lingyao's eyes glanced at the store casually. It was meal time, and there were only one person sitting in many seats. and others.

Jiang Lingyao was so annoyed that he forgot to exchange photos with Yanhuo, and couldn't recognize him at a glance. Fortunately, Yanhuo told him his seat number when he was stuck in traffic.He said to the waiter standing beside him, "The one who has an appointment is at table six."

"I'll lead you there." The waiter smiled and led the way.

Jiang Lingyao followed behind her, and when the waiter stopped at a table for two people, Jiang Lingyao paused for a moment, then asked the waiter, "This is table number six?"

The waiter smiled and nodded: "Yes."

Jiang Lingyao still couldn't believe it: "Are you sure?"

The waiter was stunned by the question, pointed to the sign on the table and said, "Look, sir, it's really table number six."

Jiang Lingyao looked in the direction of the waiter's finger, and there was a huge number "6" written on the sign, because the base below was fixed, Jiang Lingyao gave up the idea of ​​whether the sign "9" was placed upside down.Then look at the strange man sitting at table number six and staring at him.

Jiang Lingyao blinked, and he didn't know whether to say to the man sitting or to the waiter: "Sorry, I'll make a call, maybe I misremembered the table number."

As soon as the call was made, Jiang Lingyao saw the screen of the man's cell phone light up on the table, followed by a cheerful ringtone.

Jiang Lingyao witnessed the man pick up the phone and connected, "Hello."

Jiang Lingyao was completely petrified, because he heard two "Hello" one after the other, the first sound came from the man sitting at table number six, and the second sound was "Hello" from the mobile phone with a delay of one second.

The man was obviously dazed for a few seconds, then he hung up the phone and said to the waiter with a smile, "Thank you for bringing my friend here."

Face to face but don't know each other, can they still be considered friends?

Although the waiter had a question mark on his forehead, out of professionalism, he nodded, smiled back and walked away.

"You are Yanhuo?" Jiang Lingyao stood in front of the table blankly as if someone had tapped his acupuncture points.

The man nodded and asked at the same time, "Nian Gao?"

Jiang Lingyao nodded dumbfounded, and felt that this voice was familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere before, but this is not the point right now, the point is how Yan Huo changed from a woman to a man!

Did you rush to have sex reassignment surgery overnight?

how could it be possible!

Jiang Lingyao was thinking endlessly, and Xu Feng who was sitting opposite said, "There must be some misunderstanding between us."

Jiang Lingyao smiled wryly: "I think so too."

The man asked Jiang Lingyao to sit down and began to introduce himself: "Xu Feng, Yan Wuxu, Fenghuo's Feng."

"Jiangling Yao, the Jiangling that returns thousands of miles of Jiangling in one day, the Yao of the day."

Xu Feng smiled gently: "It's special for you to introduce it this way."

Jiang Lingyao tilted his head and asked, "Is there any?"

"I don't know, but I thought your surname was Jiangling." Jiang Lingyao smiled in agreement, and Xu Feng said again, "Did I tell a very cold joke?"

Jiang Lingyao shook his head, and said without interest: "No, I just didn't expect that you are a man."

"I didn't expect you to be a man." Xu Feng laughed, "I thought what was written in your Qiuqiu profile was true."

"What? Ball data?"

"Yeah, you wrote about women."

Jiang Lingyao seemed to have experienced a thunderstorm. He had never paid attention to the information on Qiuqiu number given to him by Ling Shanghuai. He never thought that this perverted trumpet was actually a female number!

Fuck, Ling Shanghuai, I was tricked to death by you!

"It's just that I'm curious why you think I'm a woman." Seeing Jiang Lingyao's expression of disbelief, Xu Feng asked a question he'd been curious about for a long time, "My profile clearly says I'm a man, why do you still think I'm a woman?" I am a woman?"

"What! Your profile says it's male?" Jiang Lingyao was shocked again.

"Yes."

In just 5 minutes, Jiang Lingyao received countless shocks one after another.He took a deep breath, let it out slowly, and tried to remember as much as possible from the beginning.

It seems that he has never paid attention to the gender column in Xu Feng's profile, but through chatting, he simply thinks that the only ones who read Tanmei novels are girls, and Xu Feng speaks so cute on the Internet, and can even make cute emojis, How could it be a boy who is so cute!

However, both rotten girls and gay guys have read my articles, so it's not unusual for a man to read Tanmei novels.

Jiang Lingyao wiped away bitter tears, and blamed me for breaking the pattern.

That's not right... In the beginning, under the question of braised chicken drumsticks, someone called Xu Feng to confess to the girl, but he didn't explain it.

Jiang Lingyao asked his perplexing question, and Xu Feng said, "Is that the one who misled you?"

"Yes, it seems that because of that, I always thought you were a girl, so I didn't care about anything else." Jiang Lingyao asked curiously, "Why don't you say you are a man."

"In order to avoid unnecessary trouble." Xu Feng took a sip of water, "Although I am a rotten man, I am a straight man. You know, there are a lot of stupid lolis on the Internet now, and they always think that a rotten man is GAY. The matter was disturbed by strangers for a long time, and then I simply didn't explain it, and let others clean up the girl I was at that time."

What kind of world is this.

After Jiang Lingyao heard this, he had this thought: "So you are so cute online because you are pretending to be a girl?"

"That's not true, because most of my gay friends are girls, and they took them there." Xu Feng said shyly, "I'm not like that in real life."

Jiang Lingyao sighed again, secretly thinking in his heart, what is more unlucky than seeing a netizen die?

Answer: Netizens suddenly changed their sex!

After several months of online love and obsession, Ji abused him into a dog when he met face to face.

A woman becomes a man, and the future girlfriend is gone!Dare to be any worse?

Xu Feng continued: "Speaking of which, you are also very cute online."

Jiang Lingyao blushed: "Not all I learned from you!"

Xu Feng looked at him with a smile, and there was a little helplessness in his voice: "Okay, okay, this way everyone will be fair."

Jiang Lingyao sighed: "Yes, it's fair."

Seeing Jiang Lingyao nodding his head weakly, Xu Feng asked him with a smile, "Are you disappointed now?"

Jiang Lingyao glanced at him: "How do you say?" Am I that obvious?

"You always thought I was a girl, and you hooked up with me in green dicks, and you wrote articles for me to read, but now you know that I am a man, you probably feel uncomfortable."

Jiang Lingyao admitted honestly: "It's a bit."

"Me too."

Jiang Lingyao let out an "ah" with his mouth wide open, wondering if he had heard something wrong.

That look was dumb and cute, and it was exactly the same as how Xu Feng felt about him when chatting online.

Xu Feng took his reaction into his eyes, swept away the depression he felt when he knew that Nian Gao Gao was a man, and found it extremely funny, as if the pain in his heart had become less unpleasant: "Because I I also thought you were a girl, and I was thinking about how to get you and become my girlfriend."

Jiang Lingyao laughed out loud, it turned out I wasn't the only one who thought this way, and immediately regained his mental balance.

They were all men, and they chatted for a long time on the Internet. Although they were shocked by the fact that they were all men after meeting, after chatting for a few words, Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao were not unfamiliar with each other.

Once the words are spoken, it will be settled, and it is better to make friends.

Jiang Lingyao became much more casual. He used to sit upright on the seat, but now he is relaxed and leans back casually: "I think the same way as you, and I'm still thinking about how to confess my love to you. Fortunately, today We met."

"Yes, it will be embarrassing if we meet again after the relationship is confirmed."

Jiang Lingyao imagined that scene for a while, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Xu Feng also followed him, and smiled lightly: "Order, it's getting late, there's still a movie to watch later."

Jiang Ling Yao asked in surprise, "Two men together?"

Xu Feng said calmly and calmly: "What are you afraid of? It's not that good buddies can't watch movies together. I bought all the tickets, so I can't waste them."

right!Since everyone is a man, be a good buddy.Jiang Lingyao, the dead house, hasn't made friends for a long time, but when he heard these three words, he felt a little excited.

During the meal, Xu Feng asked him if he was still writing the Tanmei novel.

Jiang Lingyao said solemnly: "Of course I wrote it, and signed the contract. Anyway, I will have an extra income."

"This dish tastes good, don't just eat what's in front of you." Xu Feng picked up a plate of food and put it in front of Jiang Lingyao, "Do you still need my help with the emotional scene?"

"Of course." Jiang Lingyao shrugged helplessly, "I have no experience."

"It's very simple, listen to me slowly—"

The two talked while eating, time passed quickly, after the meal, Xu Feng wanted to pay, and Jiang Lingyao paid first.

"You have already invited me to the movies, so let me treat you to this meal." What Xu Feng wanted to say, before he could say anything, was interrupted by Jiang Lingyao, "Am I a girl? I need a man to pay for dinner. money."

Hearing this, Xu Feng had no choice but to not argue with him and let him pay.

The author has something to say:

Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao's face-to-face is really happy to see wow Kaka Kaka

Meat Tutu's daily thoughts:

The rotten man used the reason of helping me to correct the typos, read the following manuscripts, and specifically poked me on the ball for one of the problems, saying that he was laughing badly.

The content of this paragraph is, Jin Xiaonan is done booing, wipe Xiao Dingding with paper

The rotten man said solemnly: Men really don’t need paper to wipe after peeing, even Virgos like me don’t!

Me: But my little nephew!I saw it with my own eyes

The rotten man was shocked: Damn it.

Me: At that time, I also felt like lying in my heart. Isn't it just a matter of shaking it?

Rotten man: You really don’t need to rub it, no wonder some people say that Jin Cerebellum is a bitch [Once I mistyped Jin Xiaonan’s name as Jin Cerebellum, and he kept calling him that)

My black line: Why are we discussing this kind of text?

Rotten Man: I have to tell you the truth

Me: Damn, do you want to tell me whether the penis is on the left or the right when I wear pants?

And then the conversation ends here, I'm too witty to upvote

The rotten man also said that he was very happy after reading this article, and made fewer mistakes at work.

I didn't expect my text to have such a magical effect!

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