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[Help] One of my straight boyfriends had a sexual dream. The other protagonist of the sexual dream is his friend. The key is that the friend is also a man. Why?

(Floor 0) The flames of war: The incident of seeking help is as titled.My friend’s friend is also a straight guy. They have known each other for a while. My friend picked me up from the bed in the middle of the night and asked this question. I don’t know why.

(Floor 1) Fishing Monster: Your friend must like your friend's friend, it doesn't matter.

(2nd floor) Flames of fire: Both are straight men?How can it be……

(3rd Floor) Tiger Sniffs Chrysanthemums: Nothing is impossible, straight men can bend (>▽<)

(4th floor) Bald donkey put down the Taoist leader: Sniff Chrysanthemum, the boss said, no one broke, the two are good friends.

(5th Floor) Sarcasm skill max XVII: There are too many straight men masturbating each other in the university dormitory, just having sex, almost.

(Floor 6) Brilliant Daisy: The upstairs seems to have material, please gossip.

(7th floor) Sarcasm skill max XVII: I have nothing to gossip about, on the contrary, the poster is very informative, what about my friend blabla, it is usually "I have a friend who is myself" series!

……

I like Jiangling Yao?

How could it be possible? Xu Feng felt very amused. He shook his head, denying the conclusion that the first floor got the goods, and firmly believed that he must have come to cheat his father.

There were few people at night, so the reply to this post was very slow. Xu Feng checked many times, but there was no new message.On the way, he went to the bathroom, and when he came back to refresh, he found that there were several more comments. When he saw the last one, he was scared to pee!

actually!Of course!quilt!look!wear!up!

There are too many good people on the Internet, this man named Shiqi is not maxing out his ridicule skills, he is clearly maxing out his keen insight!

(8th floor): Professional newspaper: Master, don't think about it, maybe you are just under a lot of pressure during this period, and your dreams are all fake, and XXOO with the same sex is normal.

How is this normal!

Xu Feng became annoyed, feeling that the netizens were really unreliable, so he replied——

(9th floor) The flames of war: If men and men XXOO is a very normal thing, wouldn't it be too immoral?

(Floor 10) Professional newspaper: Luzhu is really hypocritical, saying that you have changed, but you don't admit it.You say that dreaming is false, but you don't admit it.Don't be friends, friends of friends, I think Shi Qi is right, the protagonist of the story is you.You like the conclusion that you dream because you like your friend, right?Other than that are not good answers, don't pretend, you are bent, you are in love with your friend, hehe, congratulations, let's get together soon.

(11th Floor) Passerby Ding: The upstairs is so sharp, take pictures of every word of yours, please be with your friends! PS: Lord, I love your voice so much.

(Floor 12) Meow in a vest: Together!

(Floor 13) Wang with his vest off: Together!

……

Xu Feng stared at the comments on the tenth floor for a long time, from being ridiculous at the beginning, to being depressed later, and finally couldn't help agreeing with his point of view.

The change in his heart was terrible, Xu Feng dragged his chin and thought: Did I really bend myself?

It has always been crooked people who come to beat straight guys. He is going to open up a new world, so straight guys beat straight guys by themselves?

What kind of broken skill is this, I don't want it!

But Jiang Lingyao is also a straight man, why is that so!

The more Xu Feng thought about it, the more confused he became, and the more he thought about it, the more confused he became. Finally, he stopped cooking, turned off the webpage, and threw himself back on the bed weakly.

In the early morning, when it was just dawn, Xu Feng turned off the alarm clock that hadn't rung, and got out of bed with two huge dark circles under his eyes to wash his face.

Afraid to drive, afraid of getting distracted and getting into a car accident, Xu Feng wandered listlessly to the bookstore, then began to tilt his head and stare at the computer in a daze.

Jin Xiaonan passed by the counter and said hello to Xu Feng, but he felt strange that he didn't hear a response, so he backed away.

Xu Feng's dumbfounded look is not common, and Jin Xiaonan felt it was novel. He crossed the counter with his upper body, stretched out his hand and shook Xu Feng's eyes: "Boss? Boss?"

Xu Feng woke up suddenly, blinked, and turned to look at him: "What are you doing?"

Jin Xiaonan was taken aback by his dark circles, his face was calm and composed, and he asked with a smile on his face, "Why are you in a daze?"

Xu Feng sighed subconsciously: "It's nothing."

Jin Xiaonan imitated him and let out a long breath, because the breath was too long and almost suffocated him, his face flushed red, he patted his chest out of breath and said: "Are you all right?"

Xu Feng pointed at his own face, and asked dejectedly, "Is it very obvious for me?"

"It's very obvious." Jin Xiaonan nodded repeatedly, "Boss, what happened to you? Come and listen, maybe I can solve it."

Xu Feng glanced at Jin Xiaonan with a sad face, sighed and sighed, hesitant to speak.

Jin Xiaonan felt as if he had been scratched by a cat by Xu Feng's gesture of wanting to say something but couldn't say it. He was so anxious to death: "Could it be that the bookstore is going to close down?"

"Fuck you crow's mouth! The business in the store is very good. If you die, my store will not close down."

Jin Xiaonan laughed, and guessed nonsense: "That's good, the bookstore is fine, what else could be the problem? It shouldn't be personal emotional problems."

Xu Feng never expected that Jin Xiaonan, who seemed cynical and knew how to make trouble without a trace of integrity, could see through his own thoughts at a glance.After struggling for a while, he nodded embarrassingly: "That's right."

Jin Xiaonan's eyes lit up, and he leaned over gossipingly: "Do you want me to help you solve it?"

"No need." I dreamed of doing harmonious sports with a man in my dream, how dare I tell another man about this kind of thing, especially this man is the extremely unreliable Jin Xiaonan.

"Then you just hold it in like this?" Jin Xiaonan put his hands on his chest with the attitude of someone who came here, "Boss, I'm not talking about you, you think about this kind of thing yourself, the more you think about it, the more chaotic, the authorities are confused, but the bystanders will know, if you don't want to Tell me, I will recommend you a psychiatrist, and let professionals solve it."

The confused Xu Feng was almost persuaded by Jin Xiaonan, he asked in astonishment, "Do you still know this kind of psychiatrist?"

"What's the fuss about it?" Jin Xiaonan pointed to the paper and pen on the counter, asked Xu Feng to pass it to him, and wrote on the paper while saying, "There are many shops like this on Taoyoumei.com, I wrote to I've been to your store a few times, it's very good, you can give it a try."

"What kind of store do you go to?"

"Hmm." Jin Xiaonan bit his lip and shook his head miserably, "Everyone has a past..."

What kind of past can he have as a dead college student.

Xu Feng accepted the paper dubiously, too lazy to delve into the authenticity of Jin Xiaonan's words.He opened Taoyoumei.com, and was about to search when Jin Xiaonan stopped him: "The shop owner is busy during the day and usually goes online at night, so it's useless for you to search now."

Xu Feng put the note away: "Okay, then I'll read it tonight."

"Yeah." Jin Xiaonan scanned the bookstore, but didn't see the expected figure, so he asked, "Have you seen Mo Bei?"

"Unloading in the warehouse at the back. Dozens of boxes of books just arrived today." At this time of day, there are not many people in the bookstore. Xu Feng thought that Mo Bei might be too busy behind him, so he said to Jin Xiaonan, "There are books ahead. Let me see, you go to the back and help Mo Bei."

Jin Xiaonan said "Okay", ran a few steps over there, turned back, picked up a large glass of water and ran to the warehouse.

Xu Feng turned on the ball, saw that the ball number of the rice cake cake was black, and opened the Zero Chinese website to refresh it, but Mobei Lone Wolf hadn't been updated either. I guess I went back late yesterday, and I haven't woken up yet, or I was just in the middle of the night. Codeword.

Ever since he was the lone wolf in Mobei until Jiangling Yao, Xu Feng wanted to understand a lot of things.

No wonder Nian Gao Gao's coding speed is so slow. In fact, the root cause is that he has to update two articles at the same time.Calculated in this way, except for sleeping and coding, he probably spends the rest of his time chatting with himself.

Will a straight man spend the little time he has left to spend time with another straight man?

Damn, Xu Feng, you haven't figured out your own sexual orientation, what do you want other people to do?

But Jiang Lingyao is not someone else!Ling's voice sounded in Xu Feng's mind, he was the protagonist in yesterday's dream, and he worked hard on the performance.

The dream from last night resurfaced in Xu Feng's mind in high-definition five yards again. He shook his head feebly, quit Qiuqiu, and searched for the shops recommended by Jin Xiaonan on Taoyoumei.

The owner of the shop is a chatting psychiatrist, and the shop provides two kinds of services: chatting and psychological counseling. Xu Feng was not interested in the first one, so he clicked on the second one.

A session of psychological counseling is 50 yuan for one hour, and an additional 20 yuan per hour for overtime. In all fairness, the price is still very kind.

The owner of the store was not online as Jin Xiaonan said. Xu Feng looked at the sales and found that they were not bad. Since he was not in front of the computer for various reasons during the day, he only took care of the online shop at night. Even so, there were at least three or four orders a day, a month After all, the sideline income is also considerable.

After Xu Feng clicked the bookmark button, he closed the Taonimei website, and then clicked on Green Chicken to make up for the update that was left behind yesterday. After half of it, he couldn't watch it anymore.He had something on his mind, so he couldn't concentrate no matter what. After tossing back and forth for more than half an hour, he finally had to give up.

I wanted to go to the Fengyuan Forum to see the post he sent, but I moved the mouse to the favorites, hesitated, and finally moved away, and didn't look at that post.

What can I do after seeing it?

Xu Feng thought, anyway, he won't reply anymore, too many words are too many mistakes, explaining is covering up, and covering up is the beginning of lying!Maybe it's nothing, but because of his talkativeness, it has become something.

The method of seeking help from outsiders is no longer available. Xu Feng, like a boy who discovered that his sexual orientation was not quite right in adolescence, used the most primitive method to search the Internet in confusion and panic.This search is incredible. There are a lot of people who have had similar dreams to him, but most of them are having sex dreams for the first time, or at the age of first love. Like him, he has been in love with the opposite sex several times. It is rare for a person to start having erotic dreams with the same sex at thirty.

In order to find someone similar to himself in many cases, Xu Feng fell into endless searches, and finally made the time pass more fulfilling, and it was no longer as painful as before.