My readers can't all be basic

Jiang Lingyao waited in front of the computer for several hours, but did not get Xu Fengpan online. The two articles on the Zero Chinese website were also updated not long ago, but none of them had Xu Feng's reply or tip.

This must be too weird.

You know, Xu Feng never leaves his mobile phone even when he goes out to do errands, and he keeps refreshing the homepage of the Lone Wolf in Mobei, just for the person who can reply in the first time, but now a full hour has passed, Jiang Lingyao's background information , There is not even a piece of news related to the confession that only says I like you, Haotuhao, and time travel.

Did I write this update too badly?Still this one didn't blow up at all.

Or I just write down a word, saying that I can't blow up Xu Feng.

joke!Jiang Lingyao would not say that.

Not to mention that the majority of readers are unwilling, even Jiang Lingyao will not be bored to this level. After writing the following outline, the direction of the story will never change.

In the past, Xu Feng would reply to the boring transition, so the root of the problem is not the novel.

So is it because of Xu Feng himself?

Jiang Lingyao analyzed it carefully for a while, then started thinking wildly again.

what is he doing now?

It's just getting dark, so you can't sleep already, can you?

Can he sleep without seeing the update?

After the previous experience, Jiang Lingyao is so confident!

Do you want to call him...

Homeboy Jiang Lingyao is one of the experienced people who are afraid of answering the phone. He can talk nonsense for hours after sending text messages, and he can't stand it for a minute even if he is asked to make a phone call.

Jiang Lingyao grabbed the phone, dug out Xu Feng's number from the address book, refreshed the comment background with one hand, and stayed on the broadcast button on the phone screen with the other hand, debating whether to press it or not.

Touching the phone is bad because you can't put your finger on the button like a button on a phone. Jiang Lingyao didn't hold on for a few minutes before his thumb started to cramp.

Really weak burst!

At the same time, Xu Feng, who was far away at home, was also tangled in his heart.

After returning from the bookstore, Xu Feng couldn’t care whether the owner was online or not, so he directly took a picture of the psychological counseling baby, and then clicked on the owner’s meow dialog box, staring at the avatar on the upper left of the screen without moving his eyes, and hoped that the lone wolf in Mobei would hurry up. I was in the same mood when I clicked on the update, I hope the owner will go online soon.

Anxious waiting is always tormenting. I don't know how long it has passed, maybe 10 minutes, maybe 10 minutes, but for Xu Feng, the torment seemed to have passed more than ten or twenty days.

The avatar of the accompanying psychiatrist suddenly lit up, Xu Feng straightened his back and sat up straight, his fingers crackling and typing on the keyboard quickly: "Can I ask about sexual orientation?"

"Yes." The accompanying psychiatrist asked calmly, "Did you take the link?"

"I've already photographed the baby, if it's not enough, I'll make it up later."

"Oh, let's start now."

It took a few minutes for the shop owner to send this sentence. Xu Feng guessed that he was going to check to see if he really took the picture.But the truth on the other side of the computer is——

Not long ago, Jin Xiaonan rushed into the dormitory next door in a hurry: "Senior!!!!!!"

The senior who just typed "Oh" slowly turned his head and asked, "Jin Xiaonan, what's the matter? Wait, I'll tell you when I've settled the business."

Jin Xiaonan came to the senior's computer in three steps and two steps, and saw that the meow vest that was talking to him was called Yanhuo, and laughed maliciously, hehe, those vests of Xu Feng, hacker Jin Xiaonan had already Got it wow ka ka ka.

It can be seen that it is very necessary to master a technology, even gossip requires technical support!

"Senior, I know this person, and I recommended him."

The senior thanked me with a smile on his face: "That's it, thank you for helping me promote it, and treat you to dinner later."

Jin Xiaonan's senior is a graduate student in the Department of Psychology. He lives next door to Jin Xiaonan. The two have a good relationship. They were strangers at first, but they didn't get to know each other until they found out that they were both gay.So when Xu Feng was worried, Jin Xiaonan's first reaction was to introduce him to his seniors.

The purpose is to be able to solve problems for Xu Feng, which is the quality that a good employee must possess.

Jin Xiaonan looked into the distance, as if infinite golden light was blooming from behind, he couldn't help feeling that his image had grown taller.

Shit, Jin Xiaonan himself wouldn't believe it.

Can helping the boss be eaten as a meal?

It must not be possible!

Gossip is king!

While gossiping, you can know the boss's shortcomings, and you have always been considerate to your superiors. If you flatter, you are not afraid that you will not get a promotion and a salary increase. Changing from a part-time job to a full-time job is simply killing two birds with one stone!

When he can stay in the bookstore forever, Mo Bei, a dead dumb, wants to escape, hum, there is no way!I have plenty of ways to deal with you!

"You don't need to eat. I introduced this business to you. Maybe it's not enough for the two of us to have a meal at the small restaurant behind the school." Jin Xiaonan patted the senior on the shoulder, "My friend is trapped by love. You don't know the situation, hey, let me tell him face to face, he is also embarrassed, so I took a roundabout tactic, introduced him to you, and then..."

Jin Xiaonan smiled slightly, blinked, and the words behind him were self-evident.

The senior understood, stood up, and gave up his position: "You tell me, I'll go to the water room downstairs to fetch water."

Jin Xiaonan gave a thumbs up approvingly: "Sight-sighted people!"

"I don't even look at what we are studying. I am currently studying micro-expressions."

"Want to buy books? I have employee discounts."

"There are free ones in the library."

Jin Xiaonan didn't sell the sales book, so he turned into a chatting psychiatrist nonchalantly, and continued to type "then let's start now" after the word "oh".

Hit the Enter key to spy on Xu Feng's inner world, and the official start!

Even when facing a psychiatrist in front of the computer, Xu Feng still couldn't just blurt out the fact that he suspected that he was gay, just like a person's three views are not so easy to change.So he asked very tactfully: "Excuse me, can a person's sexual orientation be changed?"

"Of course, it's possible. It may be that I have it myself, but I haven't found it yet." Jin Xiaonan came here as a GAY, and he knows these problems well.

It is absolutely impossible that he did not find out, Xu Feng confessed honestly: "I used to have two girlfriends."

"A man thinks he is heterosexual until he meets a man he likes." Jin Xiaonan said similar words easily.

At first glance, it sounds reasonable, but right now Xu Feng's mind has nothing but a string of speechless ellipses floating by.

Everyone knows that Jin Xiaonan is good at chattering. Even if the other party is silent, he can find more than a dozen topics to talk about: "Besides, there is another kind of bisexuality in this world."

After a few touches from him, Xu Feng suddenly had a clue: "You mean I'm bisexual?"

"I don't know, I'm just answering your question about the sexual orientation of people who like men and women at the same time." Jin Xiaonan felt that relying on Xu Feng's explanation alone, he probably wouldn't be able to find out the reason until tomorrow morning, so he decided to take the initiative , "How did you find out that your sexual orientation is wrong?"

"It's not wrong, I suddenly had a dream of sleeping with a man for no reason."

Here comes the gossip!

Jin Xiaonan's small motor beeped, and his eyes lit up: "Do you know this man in the dream?"

"Yes, it's a friend I just met."

Damn it, Xu Feng knew Jiang Lingyao was alone when he first met him!

A friend I just met has this kind of dream. It's unscientific that the boss has never dreamed of me for a handsome young man like me!

Jin Xiaonan said hypocritically: "I had this kind of dream when I first met him. It seems that you like him a lot."

I really like him, but not that kind of liking. Xu Feng explained: "It can't be regarded as a new acquaintance. I knew him before, but I just met him."

Jin Xiaonan understood in seconds: "Online dating?"

"No." Xu Feng immediately denied, "It's a friend I met on the Internet."

Isn't that just online dating? I didn't expect that Xu Feng, who is 30 years old, is quite good at playing. I have never played online dating!

Jin Xiaonan was very happy to gossip: "Did something happen to make you have that dream?"

Xu Feng thought for a while, but he didn't seem to have either: "I thought he was a girl when we didn't meet, and I was really attracted to him, but after we met and found out that he was of the same sex, he automatically became a good friend. By the way, I also found out a few days ago A secret, he turned out to be one of my favorite internet writers."

Because the other party was a doctor he didn't know, Xu Feng didn't hide it when they chatted.

This point just let Jin Xiaonan know a lot of information.

Holy crap, what breaking news, Xu Feng's favorite is the Mobei lone wolf, it's no secret at all!

Squatting in front of the computer every day waiting for updates, constantly replying, giving rewards, reviewing previous articles, even the bestseller section of the bookstore, the one that has not changed for thousands of years is the book of Mobei Lone Wolf.

Is that kid Jiangling Yao the lone wolf in Mobei?

Jin Xiaonan occasionally reads online novels. Although he is not as obsessed with Mobei Lone Wolf as Xu Feng, he still thinks Mobei Lone Wolf's novels are good.

How could Jiang Lingyao, who looks so stupid, be the lone wolf of Mobei, I don't believe it!

But Xu Feng said so, and with the relationship between him and Jiang Lingyao, Jin Xiaonan had to believe it if he didn't.

If the boss dreamed of having sex with Jiang Lingyao, then the possibility of the boss turning a corner is very high. After all, the boss in front of the lone wolf in Mobei is a complete idiot, so it's no wonder if he doesn't bend!

"If this is the case, you should really become gay." Jin Xiaonan was very sure, "There is no distinction between heartbeats. It's not that you fell in love with a man, it's just that the person you like happens to be a man."

Xu Feng, a rotten man, had seen this kind of old-fashioned words a few years ago, but he didn't expect that when it was his turn to read these words again, he would have a different feeling.

"No way... I just want to ask, is it because I once mistook him for a woman, and just found out that he is a writer I like, and the two feelings have been confused, so I have that kind of dream." Xu From the beginning to the present, Feng only described the dream as sleeping with a man, and did not go into details. Right now, in order to pursue the truth, he put aside everything and said truthfully, "Because in the dream, neither he nor I were human. "

"Nani?"

"In my dream, I was a wolf, and he was a rabbit. We both ate an apple that probably had an aphrodisiac effect, and that's what happened." When he typed this line, Xu Feng felt a little burning on his face, just like the first time. A shy boy who had nocturnal emission once, dare not look directly at his underwear.

On the other side, Jin Xiaonan is completely crazy, this dream is really fresh and full of strong flavors, nolowtosee!

Mobei lone wolf is a wolf, right?But in this way, the boss becomes a little white rabbit.

Jin Xiaonan imagined the image of the little white rabbit with a cigarette in its mouth, lying on the Mobei lone wolf and bumping fiercely.

clap clap.

The lone wolf in Mobei lay weakly on the grass, with its butt raised: "Ah! It hurts, don't!"

The rabbit with a cigarette dangling from the corner of its mouth slapped him on the buttocks, and said fiercely: "If you don't want it, you have to!"

Tsk tsk, it's scary.

Jin Xiaonan shuddered, shook his body, and shook off all the goosebumps.

"Hehe, I didn't expect you to be quite childlike." Jin Xiaonan continued to play the role of a psychiatrist hypocritically, "So you came to consult me ​​mainly because you want to distinguish whether you have such dreams because you have become gay. , or did you have this dream because you didn't know the gender of your friend?"

"Well, that's pretty much what it means." After Xu Feng finished speaking, he thought again, is this the same as admitting that he likes Jiang Lingyao?

Although he has confessed to the Lone Wolf of Mobei more than once, there is still a difference between this kind of readers' admiration and admiration for a great god, and love.

But, if there is a difference, why did Chun!Dream!

Xu Feng's mind became confused, Jin Xiaonan didn't know his current situation, so he continued to ask: "Is the little white rabbit in the dream male or female."

Jin Xiaonan hit the nail on the head, Xu Feng was stunned, and the small and cute little white rabbit in his dream, pink and tender, appeared in front of his eyes, and his face turned pale in an instant: "Dude."

Jin Xiaonan raised the corners of his lips, and entered with a smile: "Men have sex with men, do you need me to tell you the answer?"

"no need."

"Pat on the shoulder, don't be too scared. It takes a process from cognition to acceptance. Many people don't realize that their sexuality is different from others until they get married and have children. You should be glad that you met the right person at the right time , I discovered my sexual orientation in time." After sending this paragraph, Jin Xiaonan thought for a while and added, "If you need it later, you can continue to consult me."

The senior just came back, Jin Xiaonan returned the computer to the senior, pointed to the last sentence and said: "Next time my friend comes to see me, remember to tell me."

"Well, I didn't expect you to be good at doing business. I'll make an order in the future and treat you to a tenderloin sandwich."

"no problem."

Walking out of the senior's dormitory, Jin Xiaonan wandered back to his own dormitory, so that in the future, he could not only eat tenderloin sandwiches, but also keep track of the boss's activities at any time. I am so witty!

In a happy mood, Jin Xiaonan picked up his mobile phone and called Mo Bei. After a long beep, there was a busy sound from the mobile phone.

Jin Xiaonan threw the phone on the bed—hate it, there's nothing for wit, damn Mo Bei, you answered the phone!