My readers can't all be basic
Chapter 34
Xu Feng's car drove behind the cars of Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian for more than 20 minutes and arrived at the destination.
There are many nightclubs nearby, and the parking lot is already full.
Murong Goudan was lucky, and found a parking space as soon as he drove in. Xu Feng was more sinister, and it took him a while to find an empty parking space. When he walked to the bar, Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian had already been waiting for a while. It's been a while.
The name of the bar is Nightfall, which fits the current time very well.
Looking from a distance, Murong Goudan was talking to the person in the bar at the door. There were several huge cardboard boxes piled up to the height of a person at the person's feet, and there was a stack of cards in his hand.
When Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao walked to the door, they stopped talking.
Murong Goudan shook the card in his hand, it seemed that he got it during the chat just now.
"What?" Jiang Lingyao looked at the card curiously. There was only one number on it. After finishing speaking, the doorman handed him a card.
"Today is the bar owner's birthday. There seems to be some event. Everyone who enters the venue will be given a card. As for the use, we won't know until we enter." Qin Jiunian glanced at his card and said, "Murong is 23 , I am 48, how about you?"
Xu Feng said, "Number ten."
"A very early number." Jiang Lingyao looked at his card and said with a smile on his face, "I'm 69."
"Puchi" the remaining three people laughed in unison.
Jiang Lingyao looked at them in confusion: "What's wrong with this number?"
"It's nothing." Qin Jiunian kept waving his hands, the expression on his face did not match what he said at all.
Jiang Lingyao looked at the three of them strangely, seeing that the three of them were holding back their smiles, the atmosphere was weird, and he always felt that they were hiding something from him.
This kind of feeling that everyone knows, but I don't know is very bad, the smile slowly disappeared on Jiang Lingyao's face, and a row of question marks hung on his head.
"Don't think about it, it's really nothing, if you want to know, I'll tell you later." Xu Feng put his hand on Jiang Lingyao's shoulder, and gently pushed him to let him go in quickly.
Jiang Lingyao took a few steps forward, but before he could go far, he was called back by the door boy: "Wait a minute, there are still things I haven't received."
"Is there anything else I can take?" Jiang Lingyao looked surprised, went back, took the things handed by the doorman, put them in front of his eyes, and immediately blushed.
The doorman handed over two small boxes, one was square and the other was long and thin.The square box has the word condom written on it, while the rectangular box says lubricant.
The first time he came to GAYBAR, he was given this kind of thing. Jiang Lingyao, who is both a straight man and a virgin, only felt that the thing in his hand was very hot.
When Jiang Lingyao was dying of embarrassment, Xu Feng poked his head over and asked, "What?" Before he could see clearly, Jiang Lingyao hurriedly stuffed it into his pocket.
"No, nothing." Jiang Lingyao stammered.
If he didn't say anything, Xu Feng knew how to do it. He turned around and asked the doorman, "Where's mine?"
"I'm sorry, you don't have one." The doorman was polite and his smile was very professional. It seems that many people have asked similar questions, so he answered it very handily. "Only friends who get an odd number will have it."
"what?"
As soon as Xu Feng asked, Jiang Lingyao grabbed his arm and forcibly pulled him away: "What are you asking so much for? You want to give it to you."
In front of his eyes, Jiang Lingyao dropped two things, Xu Feng picked them up and looked at them, and couldn't help laughing again.
As for why there were people who got odd numbers but not people who got even numbers, Xu Feng probably knew the answer.
One is offense, zero is reception, and one is singular. As a qualified and considerate small offense, of course, precautions and safety measures must be taken.
The owner of the bar is really weird, it's just for birthday, and he gave this kind of thing to others.
Having said that, if Xiaoshou lubricated and expanded for himself, it would be even more interesting.
Xu Feng, a big rotten man, recalled those pornographic novels he had read before, and then replaced the protagonists of the novels with him and Jiang Lingyao...
Jiang Lingyao was close at hand, and Xu Feng could smell the body wash on his body after sniffing.Will the smell be stronger after taking off his clothes?
As Xu Feng's reverie became more and more charming, Xu Feng suddenly stopped himself, and if he continued to think like this, he would put up a small colored flag.
Jiang Ling Yaoya gritted his teeth and threw the condom and lubricant to Xu Feng before he felt embarrassed.He took two steps in three steps to catch up with Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian in front of him, because these two people walked side by side, and the aisle was not spacious, so Jiang Lingyao had to follow behind them, looking like their little ones attendant.
Xu Feng followed in a few steps, pulled Jiang Lingyao to his side, and whispered something in his ear.
The color that had just faded from Jiang Lingyao's ears climbed up again. He knew the six or nine formulas, but he didn't think about it when he heard the numbers suddenly.
Jiang Lingyao rubbed his ears and commented: "You're so hot!"
Xu Feng didn't take it seriously, shrugging his shoulders and said: "This is GAYBAR. It's common for GAY and GAY to use the six-nine style, so I naturally thought of it."
Jiang Lingyao quietly pointed to Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian who were walking in front: "The two of them are gay, so they immediately realized it. What about you? You are not gay."
Xu Feng thought to himself: Damn, I'm about to become gay because of you.But he said, "Because I'm a rotten boy."
"..." How could I forget this.
The group of four chose a seat and sat down, Jiang Lingyao and Xu Feng sat on the side, Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian sat opposite them.
Murong Goudan seemed to be a regular customer. After asking Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao for their opinions, he began to order wine.
It was very novel for Jiang Lingyao to come to the bar for the first time, and here is GAYBAR, the novelty has increased a lot.Standing straight, sitting on the edge of the sofa, looking around with a pair of big eyes, his seriousness is like a studious student.
GAYBAR looks no different from ordinary bars, Jiang Lingyao analyzed based on his experience from TV and novels, GAYBAR is a bar without women.
As soon as he thought this way, reality gave him a blow to the head.
Although there are many men here, there are also women. There are two women among the group sitting together not far away.
The two women looked very glamorous, one with a neat and capable BOBO hair, and the other with waist-length curly hair.Although there are big differences in appearance, they all look very cheerful when they smile, and you can tell that they are happy and cute girls at a glance.
Jiang Lingyao couldn't help but look at them a few more times, and even started flirting. When looking for a girlfriend, he should look for someone with such a cheerful personality.Unexpectedly, after the two whispered a few words, they actually kissed in public.
Women and women!
Oh my god, it turned out to be lace.
The rest of the women who were sitting elsewhere were probably either lesbians or rotten girls.
Look at the eyes of those girls looking at the two men on the far right embracing each other, Jiang Lingyao bet ten cucumbers that they must be rotten girls.
Fuck!The two men who were hugging also kissed, seeing how inseparable they were, it seemed that they could do it in public at any time!
Hey, hey, you who are in the public, at least take into account other people's feelings.
Jiang Lingyao looked at the people around the two men, everyone seemed to be familiar with it, and someone even shouted "Fuck him soon".
What about your shame?
Regardless of them, at least consider the feelings of a straight man like me!
Jiang Lingyao suddenly remembered that this is GAYBAR, except for a few lesbians and rotten women who can be ignored, everyone is a man, who is afraid of others.
However, Jiang Lingyao, who is traditional in thinking, feels that even so, it is better not to share the bed with others. If the two of you really can't wait for a moment, then... just go to the toilet!
At the critical moment, Jiang Lingyao remembered the cool novel about his movie theater experience that he had seen.
It's a pity that he didn't dare to go over and tell them if he had ten guts.
Based on the principle that the purpose of coming to GAYBAR is to collect information, and the rest has nothing to do with him, Jiang Lingyao closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths. After he calmed down a little, he opened his eyes again, but he was suddenly magnified. Xu Feng's face was startled.
"What are you doing?"
"I should ask you that." Xu Feng laughed, "Why did you close your eyes all of a sudden?"
Jiang Lingyao pinched the bridge of his nose: "Ahahaha, it's nothing, my eyes are sore, and it's much better now."
Compared to Jiang Lingyao, Xu Feng is much more sophisticated.He leaned on the sofa comfortably, looking at the crowd dancing on the stage.
The stark contrast between the two made Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian find it very funny.When they were leading the way just now, they had discussed about Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao.
Jiang Lingyao claimed to be Xu Feng's friend, but the relationship between the two did not seem to be as simple as they said.
If two people are in a romantic relationship, there is a bit of resemblance, but only a bit.
It was this incomprehensible point that led Qin Jiunian to conclude: "Xu Feng is a fan of Mobei Lone Wolf. If the two of them are not together, it would be unforgivable." So this Jiangling Yao, It must be Xu Feng's friend.
Murong Goudan obviously disagreed with Qin Jiunian's point of view: "Didn't they just meet online? Mobei Lone Wolf himself said so, who stipulated that the author and the reader must be together?"
Qin Jiunian retorted: "That bastard Lone Wolf speaks in secret, don't forget that he may also be a rice cake cake. In this case, there will be more than a little direct intersection between him and Xu Feng."
"No matter how much you meet online, it's still online, how can it compare with reality."
Qin Jiunian squinted at him: "Didn't we just meet on the Internet and develop into reality? What? Do you think our relationship is fake?"
Why did the flames of war come to him?Murong Goudan raised his hands in surrender: "It varies from person to person, besides, Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao seem to have an unusual relationship."
"How do you know that Jiang Lingyao is not a lone wolf in Mobei?" Qin Jiunian said nonsense, and was shocked by his own words after speaking.He suddenly looked at Murong Goudan, and found that Murong Goudan was also looking at him.
Murong Goudan: "Jiangling Yao is the lone wolf in Mobei?"
Qin Jiunian: "Jiangling Yao is the lone wolf in Mobei?"
The two called out in unison.
Xu Feng's hesitation before introducing Jiang Lingyao's identity, and Jiang Lingyao's reaction after hearing the two of them, etc.
After careful consideration of these clues, the possibility that Jiang Lingyao is the lone wolf in Mobei cannot be ruled out.
So the duo of dog and man made an agreement in the car, and when they got to GAYBAR, they had to blow up Jiang Lingyao's other identity.
There are many nightclubs nearby, and the parking lot is already full.
Murong Goudan was lucky, and found a parking space as soon as he drove in. Xu Feng was more sinister, and it took him a while to find an empty parking space. When he walked to the bar, Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian had already been waiting for a while. It's been a while.
The name of the bar is Nightfall, which fits the current time very well.
Looking from a distance, Murong Goudan was talking to the person in the bar at the door. There were several huge cardboard boxes piled up to the height of a person at the person's feet, and there was a stack of cards in his hand.
When Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao walked to the door, they stopped talking.
Murong Goudan shook the card in his hand, it seemed that he got it during the chat just now.
"What?" Jiang Lingyao looked at the card curiously. There was only one number on it. After finishing speaking, the doorman handed him a card.
"Today is the bar owner's birthday. There seems to be some event. Everyone who enters the venue will be given a card. As for the use, we won't know until we enter." Qin Jiunian glanced at his card and said, "Murong is 23 , I am 48, how about you?"
Xu Feng said, "Number ten."
"A very early number." Jiang Lingyao looked at his card and said with a smile on his face, "I'm 69."
"Puchi" the remaining three people laughed in unison.
Jiang Lingyao looked at them in confusion: "What's wrong with this number?"
"It's nothing." Qin Jiunian kept waving his hands, the expression on his face did not match what he said at all.
Jiang Lingyao looked at the three of them strangely, seeing that the three of them were holding back their smiles, the atmosphere was weird, and he always felt that they were hiding something from him.
This kind of feeling that everyone knows, but I don't know is very bad, the smile slowly disappeared on Jiang Lingyao's face, and a row of question marks hung on his head.
"Don't think about it, it's really nothing, if you want to know, I'll tell you later." Xu Feng put his hand on Jiang Lingyao's shoulder, and gently pushed him to let him go in quickly.
Jiang Lingyao took a few steps forward, but before he could go far, he was called back by the door boy: "Wait a minute, there are still things I haven't received."
"Is there anything else I can take?" Jiang Lingyao looked surprised, went back, took the things handed by the doorman, put them in front of his eyes, and immediately blushed.
The doorman handed over two small boxes, one was square and the other was long and thin.The square box has the word condom written on it, while the rectangular box says lubricant.
The first time he came to GAYBAR, he was given this kind of thing. Jiang Lingyao, who is both a straight man and a virgin, only felt that the thing in his hand was very hot.
When Jiang Lingyao was dying of embarrassment, Xu Feng poked his head over and asked, "What?" Before he could see clearly, Jiang Lingyao hurriedly stuffed it into his pocket.
"No, nothing." Jiang Lingyao stammered.
If he didn't say anything, Xu Feng knew how to do it. He turned around and asked the doorman, "Where's mine?"
"I'm sorry, you don't have one." The doorman was polite and his smile was very professional. It seems that many people have asked similar questions, so he answered it very handily. "Only friends who get an odd number will have it."
"what?"
As soon as Xu Feng asked, Jiang Lingyao grabbed his arm and forcibly pulled him away: "What are you asking so much for? You want to give it to you."
In front of his eyes, Jiang Lingyao dropped two things, Xu Feng picked them up and looked at them, and couldn't help laughing again.
As for why there were people who got odd numbers but not people who got even numbers, Xu Feng probably knew the answer.
One is offense, zero is reception, and one is singular. As a qualified and considerate small offense, of course, precautions and safety measures must be taken.
The owner of the bar is really weird, it's just for birthday, and he gave this kind of thing to others.
Having said that, if Xiaoshou lubricated and expanded for himself, it would be even more interesting.
Xu Feng, a big rotten man, recalled those pornographic novels he had read before, and then replaced the protagonists of the novels with him and Jiang Lingyao...
Jiang Lingyao was close at hand, and Xu Feng could smell the body wash on his body after sniffing.Will the smell be stronger after taking off his clothes?
As Xu Feng's reverie became more and more charming, Xu Feng suddenly stopped himself, and if he continued to think like this, he would put up a small colored flag.
Jiang Ling Yaoya gritted his teeth and threw the condom and lubricant to Xu Feng before he felt embarrassed.He took two steps in three steps to catch up with Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian in front of him, because these two people walked side by side, and the aisle was not spacious, so Jiang Lingyao had to follow behind them, looking like their little ones attendant.
Xu Feng followed in a few steps, pulled Jiang Lingyao to his side, and whispered something in his ear.
The color that had just faded from Jiang Lingyao's ears climbed up again. He knew the six or nine formulas, but he didn't think about it when he heard the numbers suddenly.
Jiang Lingyao rubbed his ears and commented: "You're so hot!"
Xu Feng didn't take it seriously, shrugging his shoulders and said: "This is GAYBAR. It's common for GAY and GAY to use the six-nine style, so I naturally thought of it."
Jiang Lingyao quietly pointed to Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian who were walking in front: "The two of them are gay, so they immediately realized it. What about you? You are not gay."
Xu Feng thought to himself: Damn, I'm about to become gay because of you.But he said, "Because I'm a rotten boy."
"..." How could I forget this.
The group of four chose a seat and sat down, Jiang Lingyao and Xu Feng sat on the side, Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian sat opposite them.
Murong Goudan seemed to be a regular customer. After asking Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao for their opinions, he began to order wine.
It was very novel for Jiang Lingyao to come to the bar for the first time, and here is GAYBAR, the novelty has increased a lot.Standing straight, sitting on the edge of the sofa, looking around with a pair of big eyes, his seriousness is like a studious student.
GAYBAR looks no different from ordinary bars, Jiang Lingyao analyzed based on his experience from TV and novels, GAYBAR is a bar without women.
As soon as he thought this way, reality gave him a blow to the head.
Although there are many men here, there are also women. There are two women among the group sitting together not far away.
The two women looked very glamorous, one with a neat and capable BOBO hair, and the other with waist-length curly hair.Although there are big differences in appearance, they all look very cheerful when they smile, and you can tell that they are happy and cute girls at a glance.
Jiang Lingyao couldn't help but look at them a few more times, and even started flirting. When looking for a girlfriend, he should look for someone with such a cheerful personality.Unexpectedly, after the two whispered a few words, they actually kissed in public.
Women and women!
Oh my god, it turned out to be lace.
The rest of the women who were sitting elsewhere were probably either lesbians or rotten girls.
Look at the eyes of those girls looking at the two men on the far right embracing each other, Jiang Lingyao bet ten cucumbers that they must be rotten girls.
Fuck!The two men who were hugging also kissed, seeing how inseparable they were, it seemed that they could do it in public at any time!
Hey, hey, you who are in the public, at least take into account other people's feelings.
Jiang Lingyao looked at the people around the two men, everyone seemed to be familiar with it, and someone even shouted "Fuck him soon".
What about your shame?
Regardless of them, at least consider the feelings of a straight man like me!
Jiang Lingyao suddenly remembered that this is GAYBAR, except for a few lesbians and rotten women who can be ignored, everyone is a man, who is afraid of others.
However, Jiang Lingyao, who is traditional in thinking, feels that even so, it is better not to share the bed with others. If the two of you really can't wait for a moment, then... just go to the toilet!
At the critical moment, Jiang Lingyao remembered the cool novel about his movie theater experience that he had seen.
It's a pity that he didn't dare to go over and tell them if he had ten guts.
Based on the principle that the purpose of coming to GAYBAR is to collect information, and the rest has nothing to do with him, Jiang Lingyao closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths. After he calmed down a little, he opened his eyes again, but he was suddenly magnified. Xu Feng's face was startled.
"What are you doing?"
"I should ask you that." Xu Feng laughed, "Why did you close your eyes all of a sudden?"
Jiang Lingyao pinched the bridge of his nose: "Ahahaha, it's nothing, my eyes are sore, and it's much better now."
Compared to Jiang Lingyao, Xu Feng is much more sophisticated.He leaned on the sofa comfortably, looking at the crowd dancing on the stage.
The stark contrast between the two made Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian find it very funny.When they were leading the way just now, they had discussed about Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao.
Jiang Lingyao claimed to be Xu Feng's friend, but the relationship between the two did not seem to be as simple as they said.
If two people are in a romantic relationship, there is a bit of resemblance, but only a bit.
It was this incomprehensible point that led Qin Jiunian to conclude: "Xu Feng is a fan of Mobei Lone Wolf. If the two of them are not together, it would be unforgivable." So this Jiangling Yao, It must be Xu Feng's friend.
Murong Goudan obviously disagreed with Qin Jiunian's point of view: "Didn't they just meet online? Mobei Lone Wolf himself said so, who stipulated that the author and the reader must be together?"
Qin Jiunian retorted: "That bastard Lone Wolf speaks in secret, don't forget that he may also be a rice cake cake. In this case, there will be more than a little direct intersection between him and Xu Feng."
"No matter how much you meet online, it's still online, how can it compare with reality."
Qin Jiunian squinted at him: "Didn't we just meet on the Internet and develop into reality? What? Do you think our relationship is fake?"
Why did the flames of war come to him?Murong Goudan raised his hands in surrender: "It varies from person to person, besides, Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao seem to have an unusual relationship."
"How do you know that Jiang Lingyao is not a lone wolf in Mobei?" Qin Jiunian said nonsense, and was shocked by his own words after speaking.He suddenly looked at Murong Goudan, and found that Murong Goudan was also looking at him.
Murong Goudan: "Jiangling Yao is the lone wolf in Mobei?"
Qin Jiunian: "Jiangling Yao is the lone wolf in Mobei?"
The two called out in unison.
Xu Feng's hesitation before introducing Jiang Lingyao's identity, and Jiang Lingyao's reaction after hearing the two of them, etc.
After careful consideration of these clues, the possibility that Jiang Lingyao is the lone wolf in Mobei cannot be ruled out.
So the duo of dog and man made an agreement in the car, and when they got to GAYBAR, they had to blow up Jiang Lingyao's other identity.
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