My readers can't all be basic

In Jiang Lingyao's limited cognition, it is a very ordinary thing for a man to have a room with a man.

Colleagues are on business trips, friends are traveling together, unless it is a couple, don’t the others live with men and women with women?

But why when he and Xu Feng were standing together in the hotel lobby, the staff behind the bar had such a strange smile, and their eyes seemed to be filled with words—needless to say, I understand.

What do you know, you guys, it's already past one o'clock in the morning, and you are still so energetic, laughing like a chicken thief to death.

Jiang Lingyao covered his yawning mouth, walked into the elevator side by side with Xu Feng, and came to the presidential couple's room on the top floor.

According to the staff at the bar, this room was originally an ordinary presidential room, but because of the special request at the time of booking, it was arranged as a couple's room. If they have any dissatisfaction with the room, they can raise it.

Even the toilet is made of gold, how could you be dissatisfied!

Jiang Lingyao was full of thoughts about the golden toilet, so after opening the door, ignoring all the other arrangements exuding a pink atmosphere, he took the lead and rushed into the room. After looking through several rooms, he finally found the toilet.

However, the toilet turned out to be an ordinary toilet!

Xu Feng, who came to the bathroom in a hurry, saw Jiang Lingyao standing in the bathroom, which was about the same size as his bedroom, looking at the white toilet with disappointment.

Xu Feng walked to Jiang Lingyao's side and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Jiang Lingyao pursed his mouth, like an aggrieved little boy who was tricked by a bad guy to take away his lollipop: "Murong bastard lied to me, the toilet is not made of gold."

Pfft, it's not an Arab country, who would make a golden toilet without any trouble.This kind of lie is obvious at first hearing, but Jiang Lingyao believed it to be true.

My god is really as stupid as ever.

In order to make Jiang Lingyao re-interested, Xu Feng deliberately said: "The toilet is not made of gold, but other things may be made of gold."

"what?"

"When you came in, didn't you notice that many of the furniture and video screens in the suite were gold?" Xu Feng hooked his hands, "Come out, and I'll show you around."

Fortunately, Jiang Lingyao was easy to deceive. After hearing Xu Feng's words, he immediately forgot about the golden toilet and followed Xu Feng to visit the luxurious presidential suite.

The main color of this suite is yellow, with golden yellow, medium yellow, light yellow in the room, and occasionally a little white dotted in it.The elegant and luxurious decoration is classic and romantic. From the living room to the bedroom and then to the bathroom, the decoration is simple yet dignified.

White roses are placed on the dining table, in the vase, on the bedside table, and even in some places in the bathroom.

White roses can be seen everywhere, perfectly matching with the yellow tone, it looks pleasing to the eye, and it is really because of the existence of roses that the room exudes a romantic atmosphere.

This kind of atmosphere is especially suitable for talking about love, Jiang Lingyao walked to the wine cabinet, which was filled with high-quality red wine.

Xu Feng noticed that he was standing there refusing to leave, so he asked, "Want to drink?"

Jiang Lingyao shook his head, grabbed the golden handle of the wine cabinet, opened his eyes and asked, "Is this made of gold? It's so shiny, can I take a bite."

"Pfft." Xu Feng slapped his hand away, afraid of being too slow, Jiang Lingyao is like a money-grubbing villain on TV, in order to identify the real and fake gold, he reported it to bite to distinguish, "How many people have touched it, and they don't know it's clean. Not clean."

"I don't clean, I don't get sick after eating." Jiang Lingyao chuckled and scratched his hair, "You can't be a Virgo, right?"

Xu Feng squinted at him: "I am a Scorpio."

Jiang Lingyao slapped his head: "Oh yes, November [-]th, I remembered, Singles' Day is your birthday."

Xu Feng smiled slightly, he still remembered.Mobei Lone Wolf has always been aloof on the Internet. Xu Feng has liked him for so many years, but he didn't even know his birthday. Now that the real person is right in front of him, Xu Feng can't let go of this great opportunity: "When is your birthday?"

Jiang Lingyao blurted out: "April 21."

Xu Feng thought for a while: "Taurus."

"Yes."

"Wait, isn't today April 21st?"

"What!?" Jiang Lingyao was taken aback, took out his phone and checked, it really was today.

"Happy birthday!" Xu Feng said with a smile, "What a coincidence, so this room is your birthday present."

"It was given to me by the owner of the bar, not you. I didn't expect that I would spend a day with him."

"This sentence really reflects the essence of your Taurus. I will make up the gift for you later, and then go and look elsewhere."

Jiang Lingyao was also polite: "Then I would like to say thank you in advance."

Xu Feng took Jiang Lingyao to the restaurant: "Why didn't you think that today is also your birthday?"

Jiang Lingyao walked beside him, scratching his head embarrassingly: "As you saw just now, I am in a muddle, not to mention the date, I am a little confused about what day of the week it is today. The date or something, for a dead house It’s all floating clouds.”

A set of cutlery and candles had already been set on the table in the restaurant. There was nothing to see here. Just as Xu Feng was about to say that he should go to the next room to take a look, he heard a gurgling sound from Jiang Lingyao's stomach.

"hungry?"

Jiang Lingyao blushed, and nodded in embarrassment: "I have already digested what I ate at night, and I was super tired just now on the stage."

It's okay not to mention it, but when it was mentioned, Xu Feng became jealous again, he could be called the little jealous king of China.

Zhonghua Little Vinegar King heard Jiang Lingyao's intermittent grunting in his stomach, and suggested, "Let's get something to eat."

Jiang Lingyao waved his hand: "What time is it, forget it."

"Hungry is bad for the stomach, and it's all in the room service, so it's okay." Xu Feng's face was serious, and the former stomach trouble patients paid special attention to these things.

No matter what I say, I can't make my great god go my wrong way!

Jiangling Yao'er was soft-hearted, and after a few words of persuasion, plus he was really hungry, he was shaken.

The room service phone was dialed, and after hearing that food was needed, the other party announced many western food names in one breath for Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao to choose from.

The flashy food sounds like you have to wait a long time to make it. When you eat it with a fork and a knife, it's quite evil. It's better to eat a simple meal to get immediate results.

Jiang Lingyao was so hungry that his stomach was growling so frequently that he could sing a complete "Song of Heroes". Xu Feng couldn't help but interrupt the waiter who was constantly recommending popular packages to him, and asked: " Whatever is the fastest on the food list, two servings."

The waiter was stunned for two seconds: "Noodle soup?"

"Okay, that's all, thank you."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Lingyao's stomach still sang cheerfully.

Needless to say, the service level of high-end hotels, this time when Jiang Lingyao just sang "Shoot it when it's time to do it", the waiter had already brought up two soup noodles.

The two noodle soups were placed on two sections of the rectangular dining table, and the waiter said "Have a nice meal" before pushing the trolley away.

Jiang Lingyao rushed to the table and started to eat eagerly.

"Be careful!" Xu Feng reminded him loudly, fearing that he would be burned by the steaming hot noodle soup.

Jiang Lingyao picked up a chopstick and blew a few times vigorously, without even trying, just put it in his mouth: "It's not hot, I'm going to starve to death, ah...it's hot."

What is NOZUONODIE, just look at Jiang Lingyao.

Xu Feng shook his head helplessly, walked to Jiang Lingyao's side, took out the largest dinner plate prepared for Western food, and helped him put the noodles in the bowl onto the plate.

With no soup and a cold dinner plate, the noodles changed from scalding to a suitable temperature in an instant.

"Let's eat." Xu Feng handed him the plate, and put some noodles in the other two small plates.

Jiang Lingyao sniffed movedly: "Thank you." How long has it been since someone took care of him like this?

"You're welcome, today you are a birthday star, so let's treat this as birthday noodles. It's right to serve you." Having done all this, Xu Feng returned to his place to eat noodles.

The long table was filled with roses and candle holders, and Jiang Lingyao, who was eating noodles on his stomach, couldn't even look up.He took a sip of the noodles, sat up, looked at Xu Feng on the other side through the food in the middle: "Xu Feng, let's eat together."

"Aren't we going to eat together now?"

"Sitting so far away, there is no atmosphere to eat at all." Before Xu Feng could speak, Jiang Lingyao ran to him with the plate in his arms and put it down, then dragged his chair over, showing his white teeth with a naive smile, "That's what we call eating together."

Ordinary people eat like this, but in the current situation, Xu Feng, a rotten man, has been around for many years.

What kind of god ran to me specially, just to have dinner with me.

Does he like me too?

The two were lying on both sides of the corner of the table, their arms bumped into each other occasionally, and the noodle soup accidentally splashed on Jiang Lingyao's face, he wiped it off nonchalantly, hehe, silly.

Xu Feng cried out in his heart: Help, can you stop doing this, the natural and rotten god is too cute!

After Chunmeng, when he saw Jiang Lingyao, no matter what he did, Xu Feng felt like he was shot in the heart.Is this the legendary beauty in the eye of the beholder?

Jiang Lingyao, who was so hungry, finished eating quickly, and then looked at half of the bowl of noodles in Xu Feng's bowl with longing eyes, and almost held up a sign in his hand, with three big characters "Please feed".

Xu Feng received the message, and generously sent the bowl to him: "I can't eat it, do you want it?"

"Yes! It's the worst thing to waste food."

Jiang Lingyao didn't even change his chopsticks, and ate directly from Xu Feng's bowl and chopsticks.

That's the bowl I've licked, the chopsticks I've swallowed!

I kissed the Great God indirectly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

No matter how calm he is on the surface, Xu Feng's heart is not calm.

Lonely men and widows live in the same room, and they kiss indirectly or something. If it continues, will there be a substantial breakthrough?

But Jiang Lingyao is a straight man!

Suddenly remembering the cruel facts made Xu Feng feel like being struck by lightning, but at the same time, another voice kept whispering in his ear: "He is such a natural and corrupt person, maybe there is a crooked element hidden in a certain corner of his body." , don't forget that before he thought you were a woman, he thought about chasing you, Xu Feng!"

That's right, I'm bent, and my master doesn't bend for no reason!

Xu Feng sneaked a glance at Jiang Lingyao, who was eating happily from the corner of his eye, and clenched his fists hidden under the dining table—tonight, no matter what, he had to find out whether Jiang Lingyao was a pure straight man in his bones.