My readers can't all be basic

If you ask Xu Feng, how does it feel to see the person you have a crush on lying next to him, and see him move into your arms little by little while sleepy?

Xu Feng will answer you without hesitation, it must be extremely happy!

And last night, Xu Feng experienced a feeling of overwhelming happiness.

If you wake up in the morning, you can see the person you have a crush on again with sleepy eyes, waking up faintly in your arms.Looking at myself with that kind of slightly confused eyes, that kind of floating feeling is something that only winners in life can experience.

Xu Feng didn't open his eyes, thinking that he was about to become a winner in life, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.When he opened his eyes, waiting to become a winner in life, he didn't expect Jiang Lingyao to disappear.

The place where the person should have been lying was empty, Xu Feng stretched out his hand to feel it, but there was no body temperature, and it seemed that he had been away for a while.

Where has he gone?

Xu Feng propped himself up on the bed and sat up, and several pink photos of Grandpa Mao came into his sight.

What's happening here?

Opening his eyes, he couldn't see anyone, but instead saw money. Xu Feng looked at the five grandpas and the messy big bed, and suddenly had the illusion of being prostituted.

"Jiangling Yao? Jiangling Yao?" Xu Feng got up from the bed and searched from room to room, but there was no sign of Jiang Lingyao. It seemed that he had left long ago.

Didn't you feel fine last night? Why did you wake up with earth-shaking changes?

Xu Feng stood in front of the sink, turned on the faucet, and rinsed his head with cold water. He needed to calm down.

Damn it!

How can this kind of thing calm down.

With his wet head on his head, Xu Feng was irritatingly wandering around the room. Did Jiang Lingyao regret it?Regret what you did at the small theater yesterday?

Although I took the initiative to boo, and I touched his penis first, but I didn't say anything, it was he who took the initiative to touch my penis back, even if he wants to give money, I will give it to him!

No, Xu Feng, calm down, now it's not a question of who should pay whom.

Love is priceless, how can it be bought and sold with vulgar money!

Xu Feng walked to the refrigerator, opened the door of the refrigerator, and put his head in. The air-conditioning hit his face, which instantly calmed Xu Feng down.

Jiang Lingyao seems to be a straight man at this stage, and the two of them haven't done a complete set. This money is definitely not the money he left behind after he prostituted himself.

Xu Feng, Xu Feng, you must have read too many goofy danmei novels, so you can think wildly. With Jiang Lingyao's naturally dull personality, there may be other uses for this money.If you want to know what he is thinking, it is better to call and ask.

Yes, just do it.

Leaving the refrigerator, Xu Feng rubbed his almost frozen hair, put on his clothes, took out his mobile phone and prepared to call Jiang Lingyao, but the phone only had 5.00% battery left.

What if the power cuts off in the middle of the conversation?

Anyway, sooner or later you will know the reason, and there is no rush.

Stuffing the phone into his pocket, and packing the extraordinarily obtrusive 500 yuan, Xu Feng took the room card and went downstairs to check out.

When Jiang Lingyao returned home from the hotel, it was past two o'clock in the afternoon, and he hastily turned on the computer to update "Jiangzhou Strange Detective".

Unexpectedly, there are not many manuscripts left. After today's update, there are only a thousand words left.

Jiang Lingyao, who lives on words, had to open the outline, read it according to it, straightened his mind, and continued to lie in front of the computer to save the manuscript.

I don’t know how long I’ve been writing in the dark, but I finally managed to make up another update. After logging in to the ball, I suddenly remembered that Danmei Wen hasn’t been updated yet.

God, how could he have forgotten that he is a dual-driver? It seems that nerds are only suitable for staying at home, and everything is messed up when they go out.

Especially that kiss, and the masturbation.

The panting Xu Feng is really sexy, his arms are thick and strong, I don't know if he has abdominal muscles, and whether the mermaid line looks good or not.

Jiang Lingyao stared at the air and imitated the picture of Xu Feng undressed, and blushed without realizing it.

Don't think about it, code quickly!

Jiang Lingyao patted his face and was about to return the ball when he received a message from Xu Feng.

Just seeing his screen name, the redness on Jiang Lingyao's face just faded, and he crawled back again. What kind of embarrassment is this kind of embarrassing feeling emanating from the depths of his body!

Shame?

Jiang Lingyao didn't know, he just knew that he was too embarrassed to talk to Xu Feng, even if he was chatting online, his heart was full of ups and downs, as if he was afraid and looking forward to it, it was very weird.

After opening the dialogue box, Jiang Lingyao was still afraid, afraid that he would mention what happened last night, what would he say then?

I can't say I'm comfortable.

Fortunately, Xu Feng didn't mention it, which made Jiang Lingyao heave a sigh of relief.

Yanhuo: What about the 500 yuan?

Rice cake cake: Carpet money, is 500 yuan enough to compensate? QAQ

Yanhuo: Uh... the people in the hotel said that it doesn't matter, just send it to be washed.

Nian Gao Gao: That’s it, that’s great.

Yan Huo: Are you at home?I send you the money.

Nian Gao Gao: No, I’ll go to your store to pick it up another day, and I’m rushing to update it.

When Xu Feng returned home and turned on the computer, before he had time to charge his phone, he found Jiang Lingyao online.

You can't see people or hear voices in online chat. Although there are many inconveniences, it has an advantage, that is, it is suitable for talking about things that are not convenient for face-to-face conversation.Therefore, Xu Feng chose to ask questions online.

Judging from Jiang Lingyao's words, there should be no problem, even the update has been carried out as usual, presumably it was not disturbed by yesterday's incident.

Let me just say, it is impossible for a naturally rotten lone wolf to feel that there is something wrong with being a hustle baby, otherwise, he would not calmly update the large text, and then come to tell himself that he is going to update the small text.

Xu Feng's heart hanging in his throat returned to its original position.At the same time, there was a little resentment in my heart-I didn't affect his emotions at all!

Yanhuo: Hurry up, I'm waiting to vote for you, Lone Wolf has been greatly updated, I'll go see him first!

Nian Gao Gao: I'll check it out when the update is finished.

Yan Huo: Speaking of yesterday’s update, I haven’t watched it yet. It’s the first time. I don’t know if Lone Wolf will be angry with me.

Nian Gao Gao: No, maybe he won't read comments at all.

Yanhuo: Say it!Have you joined the Make-up Dao Cult!? (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)

Nian Gao Gao: 2333 is gone, let me just talk about it, so many comments, can you understand it?

Yanhuo: Makes sense, but it's cool to save two chapters in one go and watch them together. It would be great if there were two more chapters, that's [-] words!Just thinking about it makes me a little excited.

Nian Gao Gao: You can go to the bottom of the article and ask for it, but I don’t think it’s very effective. Lone Wolf has never been updated ╮(╯_╰)╭

Yanhuo: Tired and not in love.

Yanhuo: 10 minutes have passed, don't hurry up and write, there is no lone wolf to fill my lonely heart, yours is fine too.

Nian Gao Gao: Do ​​you think I'm a substitute, convex

Yanhuo: No, you two are equally important in my mind (*￣3)(ε￣*)

Nian Gao Gao: That’s about the same, Guan Qiuqiu’s code word is gone, let’s go again!See!

At the end of the chat, the people on both sides of the computer recollected the conversation just now with satisfaction.

Jiang Lingyao thought: What I said was impeccable, he must not know that I am a lone wolf in Mobei, and he didn't see my distress, but what should I do next time I face him?Will I be nympho drooling in front of them?

Xu Feng thought: It seems that he is really not angry with me, and he doesn't know that I already know that he is a lone wolf in Mobei. I am really good at acting, like it!It's just when will such a day be the end, and when will the great god be able to catch up with him?

Hey……

Hey……

Thousands of miles away, the two people who each had their own ghosts let out a long breath together.

No matter how depressed you are, you have to code.Not coding means no income, Jiang Lingyao doesn't want to sleep on the street.

Open the document to see what has been written before, and run the plot that should be run, which is just enough for one update.

Next, it's Jiang Lingyao's turn to play emotional scenes that he is least good at.

Jiang Lingyao tilted his head and rested his chin, thinking for a long time, but he couldn't make a move. Fortunately, this is tomorrow's business, and it will take a day.

It's impossible to think about emotional dramas on your own. Jiang Lingyao feels that the reason why he can't write such sticky, sweet and greasy emotional plots is because he has no love experience.

This is very serious. You can't just fall in love for the sake of writing a novel. Even if you can, it's too late now.

Besides, not everyone who writes romance novels is a master of love.

Years of writing articles made Jiang Lingyao develop the habit of looking up information, so he took it for granted that things like love can be conquered by looking up information.

Ever since, Jiang Lingyao stood in front of the bookcase, and from the top floor, scanned down all the books he had collected over the years, and finally found a love novel in the most corner.

Love in Allure, author Zhang Ailing.

Jiang Lingyao leaned halfway on the bed, picked up the apple that was washed a few days ago on the bedside table, and looked at it while chewing.

I don't know how long I looked at it in the dark, but I finally looked at half of it. Jiang Lingyao, who was tired from watching, picked up a piece of paper as a bookmark, and put it where he saw it.

After closing the book and putting it on the bedside table, Jiang Lingyao recalled it, and found that he still didn't know anything about love, and the feelings of others always seemed to be a kind of itch.He can understand the feelings of the characters, but asking him to write is another matter.

Was I programmed to have an EQ of zero when I was born?

Jiang Lingyao scratched his head and walked to the bathroom. It was getting late and he could wash up and go to bed.Taking off the clothes on his body, he thought to himself: Otherwise, forget it, I'll just write ordinary articles honestly.Will you be cursed to eat instant noodles with only seasoning packets and go to the toilet with only sandpaper?

Thanks to Ling Shanghuai, the authors under him were unfinished due to various reasons, which led Jiang Lingyao to know a lot of remarks cursing such authors.

If I really fall into the trap, I don't know what kind of curse I will receive.

As usual every time he took a shower, Jiang Lingyao stood under the shower, waiting for the hot water to come out, but he waited for a few minutes, but there was still no hot water.

Turn off the switch, turn it on again and turn on the water for a while, but still no hot water comes out.

Jiang Lingyao pinched his fingers and calculated. He hadn't paid the gas fee for a long time. Could it be that he had run out of gas, so he was stopped?

He took off all his clothes, and it would be too troublesome to go to the kitchen to find out what happened. If he went out naked, he would have to pass through the living room.When Jiang Lingyao came over, he saw that the curtains in the living room were open. It would be bad if the neighbors on the nearby floors saw him and mistook him for a pervert who loved to run naked.

The temperature has risen recently, Jiang Lingyao thinks that he is a young man with strong firepower, and it is not a problem to take a cold shower once in a while, so he desperately takes a cold shower in the cold spring season.

Quickly wiped off the water on his body, put on clean home clothes, Jiang Lingyao got into the warm quilt pot at a speed of sprinting [-] meters.

Three seconds later, Jiang Lingyao sneezed enormously.

He naively thought, this must be a coincidence, I was just snatched by the saliva.

Sneez!Sneez!Snee!

If you say that when you sneezed once, someone was thinking about you, and when you sneezed twice, it was because two people were thinking about you. Then, when you sneezed three times in one breath, please don’t be narcissistic that three people are thinking about you.

Because, congratulations, you have a cold.

Jiang Lingyao covered his nose with a tissue and blew his nose, and two bloody tears flowed down his face—help, I just thought about whether to cheat or not, the retribution must have come too soon.