My readers can't all be basic

The little nurse prepared the fever-reducing needle, Jiang Lingyao sat on the chair, and the little nurse said domineeringly, "Take off your pants."

Jiang Lingyao turned his head in horror: "What?"

The little nurse took it for granted, and as if she was afraid that Jiang Lingyao could not hear clearly, she repeated word by word: "Take off! Pants! Pants!"

"You are a woman!"

"I've seen more butts than you've eaten." The little nurse looked young, but what she said shocked Jiang Lingyao.

From childhood to adulthood, Jiangling Yao has always been smooth, free from illness and disaster.I usually have some minor colds, just drink the medicine twice and it will be fine, but I have never experienced any hangover from injections.

So when a girl in her 20s came to give Jiang Lingyao an injection and asked him to take off his pants in front of him, he was unwilling to beat Jiang Lingyao to death.

Jiang Lingyao firmly grasped the waistband of his home trousers, vowing to protect his butt from being seen by outsiders.

Xu Feng was amused by his death-defying expression, rubbed his fluffy hair twice, and said softly: "Be good, cooperate."

Jiang Lingyao stood up abruptly: "No, I won't fight anymore!"

"How can it be better if you don't fight?" Xu Feng pressed his shoulders, made him sit back, and whispered in his ear, "Are you unwilling to fight, or are you embarrassed to take off your pants?"

Jiang Lingyao's face was flushed, and he mumbled a few times: "Are you embarrassed to take off your pants in front of the little girl?"

Xu Feng smiled at him, continued to bite his ear and said, "You don't need to take off all of them, just take off half of your trousers."

"Really?" Jiang Lingyao looked at Xu Feng suspiciously, tilted his body, and took off half of his pants.

The little nurse was already getting impatient with waiting, she had seen a lot of patients who were twitchy, she didn't care at all, she directly pulled down Jiang Lingyao's pants, most of her buttocks were instantly exposed in Xu Feng's sight.

The white, fleshy round buttocks look elastic, as if all the flesh has grown to the buttocks.

The idiot Xu Feng's eyes sparkled, and he really wanted to go up and pinch them.

Poor Jiang Lingyao hadn't had time to lift his trousers up, but the little nurse's needle had already stuck in.

"Aww!" Jiang Ling Yao raised his head and roared at the top of his voice.He thought he was a lonely wolf, but he was actually a cute and silly husky.

The little nurse ignored the wind and slowly pushed the medicine into it.

Xu Feng held Jiang Lingyao's hand, fixed his eyes on his buttocks, looked at the needle with envy and hatred.

I really want to become it, so that I can poke into Jiang Lingyao's ass!

Of course, it's in the butt, not in the skin.

Xu Feng was fantasizing about it, thinking that one day he would be able to do the same. When entering and exiting that wonderful place, he was interrupted by Jiang Lingyao's call.

"Xu Feng." After the injection, Jiang Lingyao looked at Xu Feng with tears in his eyes, innocent and pitiful.

Xu Feng looked at him like this, all kinds of meaty jokes he had seen in Tanmei novels over the years came overwhelmingly - this is what he looks like after the fact!

Xu Feng was extremely restless in his heart, imagining that after trying the Longyang Eighteen Styles with Jiang Lingyao on the bed, Jiang Lingyao would look at him with such eyes, maybe he would keep looking at him like a small animal. The more you think about it, the better it is.

It's a pity that these beautiful things are all his fantasies.

Xu Feng tried his best not to show disappointment on his face, and asked with concern: "What's wrong? It still hurts?"

Jiang Lingyao stood up with his trousers in his hands, and waited for the little nurse to walk away before saying, "My butt doesn't hurt, but my heart hurts."

"..."

This is frightening, poor child.

"Let's go home." Xu Feng patted Jiang Lingyao's shoulder, without saying anything.

I don't know if it was because of the injection, or because he was overly frightened, Jiang Lingyao no longer breathed heavily on the way back, and offered to sit in the co-pilot.

Seeing that he was in good spirits, Xu Feng agreed.

The speed of the car coming back was not as slow as when it was going there. Xu Feng, who knew that Jiang Lingyao was much better, was driving very fast, and wanted him to go back to rest earlier.

Jiang Lingyao fumbled in his pocket, his phone was out of battery, he was a little bored, he fumbled here and there in the car.

Turning on the radio, there was only horror programs in the early morning. He didn't dare to listen to it, and turned it off hastily after hearing the creepy background music.

Bored, he leaned against the window and took a nap. After closing his eyes, he arrived home.

In fact, Xu Feng can go home after arriving here.

But on the one hand, he was worried about Jiang Lingyao going upstairs alone, and on the other hand, he wanted to make a good impression in front of Jiang Lingyao, so he went to the end and escorted Jiang Lingyao upstairs.

Jiang Lingyao looked quite normal, and didn't feel that Xu Feng was being too intimate by doing this.

The two talked while walking, and when they reached the gate of Yao's house in Jiangling, they were both startled by Ling Shanghuai who was sitting on the stairs with his knees hugged.

Ling Shanghuai ignored the astonishment on the faces of Xu Feng and Jiang Lingyao, and said, "God, you're back."

Appearing at the gate of Yaojia in Jiangling in the middle of the night, the concern is very unusual.Xu Feng's alarm bell rang loudly, and he asked Jiang Lingyao, "Who is he?"

Jiang Lingyao said: "My editor in charge, Ling Shanghuai, oh yes, you don't know his name, the screen name is parallel imports."

It doesn't matter if I edit it, I guess it's here to remind me.

Xu Feng understood and turned off the alarm.

"What are you doing meditating in front of my house?" Jiang Lingyao thought of the various salary-seeking news that would be broadcast in the news at the end of the year. Those migrant workers are best at meditating, and Ling Shanghuai's current behavior immediately made him put two "I updated it tonight."

"You still have the nerve to say, you update, what did you update? The texts of Mobei Lone Wolf and Nian Gao Gao have been updated backwards!"

"What?" Jiang Lingyao was so shocked by the news brought by Ling Shanghuai that he couldn't speak, "Then what should we do?"

"You asked me, but I still want to ask you!" Ling Shanghuai stood up while leaning against the wall. His legs were numb after sitting for a long time. It's the trumpet of Mobei Lone Wolf."

"I, I, I, I can explain it!" Jiang Lingyao stammered anxiously.

"How do you explain it? My account was hacked? Who would believe it?"

"What should I do?"

"Cold salad! Go into the room right away, you change the update of the two articles, don't say anything, anyway, you have always been cold in everyone's eyes." Ling Shanghuai shrugged, "As for the explanation, I will leave it to you. me."

"Okay, sorry to trouble you." Jiang Lingyao and Ling Shanghuai worked together for four years, and he believed in the other party's ability to handle affairs.

"Then I'm leaving, by the way, who is this?"

Ling Shanghuai's words awakened the dreamer, and Jiang Lingyao remembered that Xu Feng had been standing behind him.He hurriedly turned his head and shook his hands to explain: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I'm not a rice cake, ah no, I'm not a lone wolf in Mobei!"

Xu Feng stared straight at him without answering, thinking to himself who would believe this.

Jiang Lingyao bit the bullet and asked, "Did you hear what I said just now?"

Xu Feng nodded calmly: "I heard." His hearing is very good, let alone at such a close distance.

Jiang Lingyao didn't want any hope and asked: "Do you understand?"

Xu Feng said blankly, "I understand."

Jiang Lingyao's heart skipped a beat: "What do you understand?"

Xu Feng said [-]: "You are rice cake cake, and you are also a lone wolf in Mobei."

Jiang Lingyao slapped his forehead, it's over, he knows that I lied to him, the plot in the dog blood TV series is about to happen to me, how do I know that it's unlucky, why everything has to happen at the same time, why!

Heaven, earth, I won’t lie to death, so please let me go, old man.

Jiang Lingyao's expression was unpredictable, laughing for a while, crying for a while, Xu Feng only felt that he was so stupid and cute, and he had a bad taste, so he deliberately didn't tell Jiang Lingyao that he already knew about it, and looked at Jiang Lingyao with enjoyment It's really bad to show that stupid expression!

Jiang Lingyao hugged his head and rubbed it twice, then asked desperately: "I lied to you, are you angry?"

Xu Feng raised the corner of his mouth and smiled softly: "No."

"It's over, it's over, you must be angry with me."

"I'm really not, do you think I'm angry?" In order to prove that he was really not angry, Xu Feng smiled even more.

Jiang Lingyao was distraught: "I am so angry that I am laughing!"

"..." What kind of strange brain circuit is this? In order to reassure him, Xu Feng had no choice but to put on a straight face and deliberately said coldly, "I'm not angry."

"You have such an expression, and you still say that you are not angry!" Jiang Lingyao spun around like ants on a hot pot, grabbed Xu Feng's arm, and Luo Li gave a big push, "I really didn't mean to lie. Yours, don’t be angry, I wanted to tell you, but I didn’t find the opportunity. By the way! I originally wanted to tell you a surprise on your birthday, but your birthday is still several months away. Xu Feng Xu Feng, did you hear me? Why didn't you speak?"

"Why are you making so much noise in the middle of the night, so that no one can sleep!"

Before Xu Feng could answer Jiang Lingyao's question, the neighbor who had been woken up once by Ling Shanghuai's knock on the door reappeared aggressively.

Ling Shanghuai was the closest to him, and when he saw him raise his fist the size of a sandbag, he didn't even dare to listen to the gossip, and ran downstairs to tell that person he was safe.

Xu Feng quickly apologized and led Jiang Lingyao to open the door and go home.

When Jiang Lingyao entered the house, he was like a primary school student who had made a mistake. He walked into the bedroom with his head down. After sitting down by the bed, his head was still very low, almost touching his knees.

Xu Feng pulled out the computer chair and sat opposite him: "Are you afraid that I will get angry?"

Jiang Lingyao stared at his slippers and nodded.

Xu Feng's tone was full of seriousness that could not be ignored: "Why?"

Why, the three simplest words, combined together, contain too many meanings, which are too many for Jiang Lingyao to answer.

Because I like it, I am afraid that you will be angry.

Because I like it, I'm afraid you don't like me.

You're straight and I'm curvy.

Three simple sentences, but it is more difficult to say than to reach the sky.

Jiang Lingyao was afraid that if he said anything casually, he would never see Xu Feng again.

There was a long silence, and the low air pressure was so thick that it couldn't be resolved, it was so oppressive that people couldn't breathe.

Xu Feng sighed for a long time, and patted Jiang Lingyao's head: "It's getting late, you're still sick, go to sleep."

Seeing Xu Feng standing up, Jiang Lingyao hurriedly raised his head and asked, "What about you?"

"Me?" Xu Feng sneered, "I'll go home and see you again tomorrow morning."

"Don't go, can you?" Jiang Lingyao summoned up the courage to say something so worthless that he even despised himself, "Stay with me, I'm afraid."

The straight man Jiang Lingyao couldn't have said this because he couldn't bear to bear himself.

Xu Feng knew it, felt sore in his heart, deliberately pretended to be indifferent, and joked: "Did you become so vulnerable because of illness?"

No, I just miss you.Jiang Lingyao thought so in his heart, but said: "Yes."

"Then I'll sleep on the sofa outside. If you want to drink water at night, or if you feel uncomfortable, you must call me."

"Okay." Jiang Lingyao was about to help Xu Feng get the quilt, but when he stood up, Xu Feng pushed him down, "I'll go, you go to bed early."

Jiang Lingyao lay under the quilt, his eyes were like Xu Feng's. Wherever Xu Feng went, his gaze drifted there, until the figure of the man disappeared at the door of the bedroom, Jiang Lingyao reluctantly withdrew his gaze.

That night, Jiang Lingyao suffered from insomnia.