My readers can't all be basic

Jiang Lingyao called Ling Shanghuai and said that he wanted to stop for a few days. After hearing this, Ling Shanghuai agreed without hesitation, and asked him to rest at home for a few more days to take care of his body.

"Please write the note for me."

"Go away and do your own thing." Ling Shanghuai resolutely refused, "Yesterday I asked you to correct the more erroneous text on both sides. Have you changed it?"

Jiang Lingyao exclaimed: "I forgot."

Ling Shanghuai opened his mouth and said, "You're so stupid!"

When Jiang Lingyao was scolded by him, he wanted to make amends by saying "yes, yes, it's my fault", but then he thought, the person talking to him was Ling Shanghuai.Who is Ling Shanghuai? His editor in charge, who signs in all the year round, is the most unpromising editor of Zero Chinese.com, and he actually said that his God of Wealth is Jiangling Yaoben!

Jiang Lingyao was very upset. In the past, Ling Shanghuai always followed him obediently. Why did the turned serf sing after a sickness?

"Hey, who are you talking to, believe it or not, I'll stop watching!"

Ling Shanghuai on the other end of the phone snorted nonchalantly: "You have already stopped the watch."

"..." As an author, the only threatening handle in his hand has been lost. Jiangling Yao cried, cut off the phone, and opened two browsers while logging into the Qiuqiu account.

Copy the novel of "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" to the Danmei novel, and then copy the update under the Danmei novel, if every update can be so simple, it would be great!

Hey, this is simply whimsical.

Jiang Lingyao lamented again and again. When updating, he glanced at the number of comments.The numbers there are exponentially higher than what we saw before the last update.It seems that his momentary carelessness caused a lot of waves among the readers.

I really didn't mean it, I was about to cry because of my stupidity.

Jiang Lingyao apologized for the number of comments, and didn't have the courage to click on the comments to view them one by one.

Qiuqiu kept beeping information prompts, Jiang Lingyao took a closer look, and the icon of the killer group in the lower right corner kept flashing.

Open the group, everyone is discussing the latest list in harmony.Jiang Lingyao didn't know how to ask for leave, so he interjected.

Mobei Lone Wolf: Who has a sick leave request note and sent me a copy, and how to use the leave function?

Qin Jiunian: Ahahahahaha Lone Wolf, you are here o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Murong Goudan: Ahahahahaha Lone Wolf, you are here ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Egg pancake: ahahahahaha lone wolf, you are here o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Wang Dahammer: Ahahahahaha Lone Wolf, you are here ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Jiang Lingyao was confused by the screen full of identical words.

Mobei lone wolf: Have you all been targeted for laughter?Why post the same content.

Qin Jiunian: Natural lone wolves are very different o(*≧▽≦)ツ and ヾ(≧▽≦*)o have different directions, they are good friends.

Mobei lone wolf: ...

I am desperate for this world where even the kaomoji are so cute!

Murong Goudan: Sir Lone Wolf, what are you talking about?

Egg pancake: Sir Lone Wolf, what are you talking about?

Wang Dachui: Sir Lone Wolf, what are you talking about?

Qin Jiunian: Sir Lone Wolf, what are you talking about?

Mobei Lone Wolf: You are enough!

Murong Goudan: Bahahaha Lone Wolf is so cute when he gets angry!

Mobei Lone Wolf: Goud, believe it or not, I will block you!

Qin Jiunian: Don't be so cruel to Goudan, he loves you very much, even if you write Danmei, Goudan still loves you!

Wang Dahammer: Lone Wolf, you write 25X and we will love you =3=

Egg Pancake: I beg Lone Wolf to publish the fanfic of Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian!

Murong Goudan: ...

Qin Jiunian: ...

Murong Goudan: Panzi, today's focus is on Lone Wolf, not me and Goudan.

Egg pancakes: It’s rare to catch a fresh one, and a great master who can write Tanmei, don’t miss the opportunity!

Mobei Lone Wolf: Am I in the wrong group? Is this the zero author COS group?

Wang Dahammer: No!yes!

Egg pancakes: God has a unique understanding!

Mobei Lone Wolf: What's wrong with you all, I just lost my vest!You wake me up!

Forget about others, Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian exposed his identity face to face, and now the group is so high, what kind of trouble is it to pretend as if they only know it!

As everyone knows, being exposed face-to-face and falling off the horse are two completely different things. The former can satisfy the personal taste of the exposer, while the latter is a happy event that the masses love to hear and see!

Qin Jiunian: We just got up from the bed, so we must be awake!

Murong Goudan: I can testify!

Egg pancake: I don't think this can be described in three words: adultery.

Qin Jiunian: Stupid dog, you slipped your tongue!

Murong Goudan: Who are you calling a stupid dog, believe it or not, I will kill you right now!

Egg Pancake: Goudan gave you 32 likes, go do it!

Murong Goudan: ...

Qin Jiunian: You~ come~ ah~

Murong Goudan: Don't be shy!Wait for you to feel better.

Egg pancakes: #大神和大神实定是一些#

Egg pancakes: #沉家this life is complete once again#

Wang Dahammer: Lone Wolf, you admit it so simply!We are still guessing this morning, whether you will say that your account has been hacked, or that the system has been withdrawn.I didn't expect you, my lord, to be such a straightforward person!Please accept my admiration!

Your admiration is not as valuable as your integrity, bastard!

Murong Goudan: I have completely bowed to the keyboard of the Great God!

Mobei lone wolf: It's just a lost horse, what are you doing?

Murong Goudan: As for!The great god is different from ordinary people, and has special horse-losing skills, which ordinary people like me can't learn.

Qin Jiunian: Goudan, when you say this, you should accompany Liang Yifeng's emoji, so that the master can feel it!

As soon as Qin Jiunian said this, Dan Panzi threw up the moving picture of Liang Yifeng looking around with his head up 45 degrees.

Egg pancake: Lone wolf, you have always been a cold image in my mind, but I didn't expect you to be a natural fool. I just... can't love you more o(￣ε￣*)

Jiang Lingyao felt like crying, and he vowed to bring back the topic of running to the ends of the earth.

Mobei Lone Wolf: How to write a leave note?

Murong Goudan: The god who can't write a leave note is so cute o(〃'▽'〃)o

Damn, I wrote the leave note myself, so I don't count on you guys!

Mobei Lone Wolf: How to use the leave function?

Qin Jiunian: The god who can't use the leave function is so cute o(〃'▽'〃)o

No matter what you say, you can bring the topic to cuteness. I am a man, why do you use cuteness instead of handsome, unrestrained and suave to describe me, bastard!

Hmph, with the funny couple Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian around, I actually believe that I can bring the topic back, I'm really out of control!

The lone wolf in Mobei is extremely depressed and wants to flip the table: (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

Qin Jiunian: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Murong Goudan: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Egg pancakes: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Wang Dahammer: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Chief chimney: ┬─┬ノ('-'ノ)

Why did the editor-in-chief even come to make trouble for you!The lone wolf in Mobei burst into tears when he was blocked from expressing his expressions.

Xu Feng cleaned up the kitchen, and when he came back, he saw Jiang Lingyao facing the computer wanting to cry without tears.

Thinking that Jiang Lingyao was uncomfortable with some radical comments below, Xu Feng hurriedly stepped forward and rubbed his head to comfort him: "Who made you unhappy?"

"They!" Jiang Lingyao pointed at the dialogue box of the group of killers, perfectly showing the spirit of elementary school students complaining, "They bullied me!"

Looking at the expression on Jiang Lingyao's face that was about to cry with anger, Xu Feng cried out in the depths of his heart extremely unkindly.

In order to conceal the fact that Jiang Lingyao's cuteness has melted his heart, Xu Feng hugged Jiang Lingyao's head, and patted the back of the head a few times to show comfort, then turned his face to the side, and called up the previous chat history. Thinking of not being able to hold back after reading it, I was out of breath from laughing.

Jiang Lingyao glared: "You are laughing at me too!"

"I didn't." Xu Feng shook his head against his will, quite quickly.

You haven't put away all your smiles, bastard, pigs don't believe anything you say!

Jiang Lingyao asked aggressively: "Then why are you laughing!"

Xu Feng held back his smile with difficulty, and immediately replied: "The expression is very cute."

Jiang Lingyao was puzzled: "Really?"

Xu Feng raised his hand and swore: "Also, the interaction between Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian is funny."

Jiang Lingyao's cheeks were puffed up, like a big frog full of energy: "It's not funny at all, they are bullying me!"

"Well, it's cute. I'm a rotten boy. You understand that two men are selling rotten people in front of me." Xu Feng, who had nothing to do, had no choice but to reveal his identity as a rotten boy.

Sure enough, this move can kill invincible hands all over the world!

"That's true." Jiang Lingyao let go of his vigilance and became a little boar in his own mouth, saying solemnly, "If they didn't bully me, but judging from the interaction, it's quite cute."

It’s so easy to deceive, the master is really stupid and cute for 100 years, oh, oh, oh, Xu Feng has been crying (☆＿☆)

As soon as Xu Feng's hand left the mouse, there was a beeping sound from the stereo. The blinking icon in the lower right corner was very strange. Jiang Lingyao clicked on it, and it turned out to be a discussion group with a very discordant name——Sneaking and disturbing the base 3P group .

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, there are three people in the discussion group, Murong Goudan, Qin Jiunian, and the newly joined Jiang Lingyao.

Damn, who wants to mess with you two gays, I'm a straight man!

Ah, I seem to have realized that I am a crook not long ago.Just as Jiang Lingyao figured out his sexual orientation, he couldn't turn the corner for a while.

Murong Goudan: Lone wolf, why did you ask for leave?

The lone wolf in Mobei, who was getting angry, replied very naively: I won't tell you!

Qin Jiunian: 2333 Are you forcing us to say "Our great god can't be so arrogant"?

Seeing this line of words, Xu Feng couldn't help letting out a muffled laugh, Jiang Lingyao turned his head and gave him a hard look, Xu Feng nodded honestly, and slapped himself on the mouth, promising not to laugh again.

Only then did Jiang Lingyao return to typing contentedly.

Mobei Lone Wolf: Sick.

Murong Goudan: You got sick because you lost your horse?

Mobei lone wolf: Goudan, there is something wrong with your logic.I fell off the horse because I was sick and accidentally updated the wrong one.

Qin Jiunian: Candles

Murong Goudan: God, you are so hot, we thought you were sick because you didn't want to eat or drink after losing your horse.

Mobei lone wolf: Am I that weak!

Qin Jiunian: Very much.

Murong Goudan: Very good +1

The two spoke in unison, and Jiang Lingyao himself became suspicious, so he asked Xu Feng, but what was written in his eyes was——say no!

As a qualified boyfriend who hasn't been in office for a long time and hasn't even eaten meat scum.It can be said that Xu Feng showed his most dog-legged side to the fullest: "Not at all, it's their logic that has problems."

Jiang Lingyao immediately showed a smile of "I knew it".

Murong Goudan and Qin Jiunian had teased him enough, one person sent a sick note, and the other explained how to use the leave application system that comes with Zero Chinese website while taking screenshots.

Jiang Lingyao copied Murong Goudan's words and followed Qin Jiunian's screenshot step by step.

Mobei Lone Wolf: Done, thank you both.

1 minute later.

Murong Goudan: Help, my god, can you be any more stupid?

Mobei Lone Wolf: What's wrong?

A drop of sweat dripped from Murong Goudan's head, and attached a screenshot: Great God, next time you copy the leave slip, please remember to change the name to your own.

Qin Jiunian: Hurry up and change it before anyone finds out!

Very reasonable!

Don't let readers find out about this, my image of aloofness in readers' minds will be ruined once I'm small, everyone will think I'm stupid and I'll be screwed!

Jiang Lingyao didn't even have time to reply to Qiuqiu's news, so he rushed back to his author's background in a hurry, and changed Murong Goudan's name on the leave note to his own, and the time spent on the leave was definitely not more than 2 minutes.

Just when he was rejoicing that he was a little fast player, he didn't know that those fans who were slightly less brain-dead fans than Xu Feng had taken screenshots and left permanent evidence, and posted them on Weibo, saying rice cakes.