My readers can't all be basic

Rice cake cake: When is your birthday?

Word of Fire: November 11

Nian Gao Gao: Singles' Day.

Yanhuo: You can also understand it as a general attack.

Rice cake cake: ...

Yan Huo: Ask me politely what I do on my birthday?

Nian Gao Gao: I originally wanted to give you this article as a birthday present, but it’s still too early. I’ll give you other things when it’s your birthday.

Yanhuo: Since I became an adult, I haven’t accepted a birthday gift for a long time, thank you =33=

Nian Gao Gao: No thanks, I'm afraid you'll be disappointed, after all, it wasn't Lone Wolf who wrote it to you.

Yanhuo: All the same!

Nian Gao Gao: What I wrote is the same as that written by Lone Wolf. Does it mean the same thing to you?

Yanhuo: Well, I lied, but my position in my heart is only a little bit short>///

Short oil, I can already have a place in his heart, this feels great!It seems that conquering the girl is just around the corner.

Nian Gao Gao: I will check the information first, and try to start writing in a few days.

Yan Huo: Go, go, I'm going to be busy with my work too.

This is an article about mechas in the future world. Jiang Lingyao, a liberal arts student, doesn't know much about mechas. After searching for information on the Internet for a long time, he made a list of books to buy. After a while of deletions, he opened Taonimei.com.

A huge advertising message appeared on the screen, with eight blood-red characters——Amoy your sister, Amoy your sister!

Three seconds later, the advertisement disappeared. Jiang Lingyao was so dizzy after searching for a long time, but he couldn't find any one that had all the goods.

In the end, Jiang Lingyao had no choice but to log in to Miaomiao, the chat tool that came with Taonimei.com, and sent the book list to each seller, asking him if it was complete.

After more than half an hour, Jiang Lingyao finally found a seller who covered all these books.Click to open it, it is still in the same city.

If it was taken in the morning, it is estimated that it will be received in the afternoon, but it is already in the afternoon, and it is estimated that it will not be received today. Jiang Lingyao was afraid that he would not hear the knock on the door tomorrow morning, so he took the initiative to send a message to the store. information.

Xiaojiang codeword machine: May I take pictures now, when will the goods arrive?

Xianqing Bookstore: Dear, just now I took a look at the address and found that our bookstore is very close to your home. If you want it urgently, I will ask the clerk to deliver it to you right now.

Xiaojiang typewriter: Thank you so much, I will pay for it.

Xianqing Bookstore: No thanks, please check carefully after receiving it, if there is no problem, remember to give it a five-star praise.

Jiang Lingyao paid quickly, and it seemed that it would take several days for a total of seven or eight books.

So while waiting, he wrote "Jiangzhou Strange Detective" again. This was probably the first time in his coding career that he had the idea of ​​actively saving manuscripts.

If Ling Shanghuai found out, he would [-]% hug him and cry, crying and saying excitedly: "God of Wealth, I love you."

Who wants your love, what I like is Yanhuo!

No, no distractions!Let's go to the Xiaojiang codeword machine, believe in your own hand speed.

In the state of concentration, the keyboard was crackling by Jiang Lingyao, and the number of words in the word increased rapidly, almost catching up with the launch speed of Shenzhou-[-]!

I don't know how long it took to write, Jiang Lingyao was writing at a high level, but was interrupted by a knock on the door.

Jiang Lingyao glanced at the word count, and in less than an hour, he actually wrote almost [-] words. God, the power of love is really great!It gave birth to miracles one after another, ah, love!

Just when Jiang Lingyao couldn't stop singing about love, the book delivery person outside couldn't wait, and knocked on the door again.

In order to avoid such a situation where extreme joy turns into sorrow, Jiang Lingyao immediately saved the document, and then ran to open the door with his slippers on.

"Sorry to keep you waiting." Jiang Lingyao opened the door and saw a person standing at the door holding a plastic bag full of books.

The visitor smiled and said, "It's okay, is this Mr. Jiang?"

In order to protect personal information, Jiang Lingyao did not write his real name in the recipient, but replaced it with Mr. Jiang.

"it's me."

"Your book, check to see if there is..." There are few.

From the moment Jiang Lingyao opened the door, Jin Xiaonan felt that this person looked familiar, and he didn't recognize him for a while.After saying a few words, he suddenly remembered something, and the hand that was raised to hand out the book fell down again.

Jin Xiaonan stared at him and asked, "Did you have dinner at Sichuan Cuisine Three and a Half Courses a few nights ago?"

As an otaku, there are only a handful of times he goes out, so Jiang Lingyao remembers it very clearly.He nodded and said, "I've been... ah!"

As soon as the words fell, Jin Xiaonan kicked Jiang Lingyao's calf, and before Jiang Lingyao could react, he ran away with the book.

Jiang Lingyao sat down on the ground in pain, holding his calf and screaming.

This Jin Xiaonan really knows how to kick, and he doesn't know which acupoint he kicked, Jiang Lingyao couldn't control his tears to flow down.

Jiang Lingyao sat on the ground, screaming and kneading. It took him a long time to recover, and he limped back to the computer.

This is simply a disaster!

Jiang Lingyao was so angry that his body shook along with his legs, he opened Taonimei.com, regardless of 21, and directly posted a bad review.

Xiaojiang codeword machine: Because it is in the same city, the owner said that it can be delivered to the door.I thought the shop owner was a good person, but when he arrived, he kicked me and ran away without receiving the book.I have been chasing your sister for so many years, but this is the first time I have encountered such a situation, it really pissed me off!Bad review! ! !

As soon as Jiang Lingyao sent out the bad review, Xu Feng received it.

This is the first bad review he has received since he opened the store. He is not selling pirated books, and the service is also very good. Out of consideration for customers, he even provides free door-to-door service, but what he did not expect was is a bad review.

Xu Feng couldn't help but feel resentful about this matter, I want to see what is the reason for your bad review.

Unexpectedly, after clicking on the bad review and reading it, Xu Feng was embarrassed, what a mess.

Before Jin Xiaonan came back, Xu Feng called him on his cell phone. Unexpectedly, Mo Bei walked over with the cell phone and handed it to him.

Xu Feng took a closer look, isn't this Jin Xiaonan's phone!

This idiot even forgot to bring his mobile phone, Xu Feng had no choice but to contact Jiang Lingyao first.

Leisure Bookstore: Dear, is there any misunderstanding?

Xiaojiang typewriter: No!My legs still hurt to this day.

Jiang Lingyao didn't exaggerate. At this moment, he had one leg on the ground, and the kicked leg stood up high and was placed on the computer desk.The trousers were rolled up, and the place where he was kicked just now was slightly swollen.

Jiangling Yaotian is not afraid of the earth, but the pain.

If you rob him of food, he won't care. If you slap him, he will hate you for the rest of his life.

Xu Feng felt that this matter was a bit difficult to handle. It was obvious that the seller was angry and probably couldn't listen to his own words.

Xianqing Bookstore: I'm sorry, the staff who delivered the books hasn't come back yet. I'll give you a reasonable explanation when he comes back and ask about the situation.

With tears in his eyes, Jiang Ling Yao replied "OK", moved to the bed and sat down.

He wanted to get a towel to come over for a warm compress, but he stood up and tried it, but his leg hurt so badly, he retreated to the bed and sat up again.

Living alone for such a long time, Jiang Lingyao never felt unsuited to eating casually every day.But today, when he encountered his weakness, he felt sad for a while, muttering that it's not good to live alone. If he was at home, someone must have brought a hot towel up with both hands to coax him.

Although that person was kind to him, but...

Jiang Lingyao sighed, he was unwilling to go back even if he was beaten to death, he came out with great difficulty, and after several years, he would not turn his head and jump into the trap again.

Tangled back and forth, Jiang Lingyao was distracted by thinking about the past, but had no time to pay attention to the pain.

Xu Feng waited in the bookstore until he was about to leave work, and Jin Xiaonan came back with a bag of books.

"Are you willing to come back?" Xu Feng squinted at Jin Xiaonan with a cigarette in his mouth.

Jin Xiaonan smiled, "Of course, this month's salary hasn't been settled yet."

Xu Feng pinched the cigarette between his fingers, and exhaled the smoke ring: "You know I've done something wrong, do you think I'll quit you?"

"No! Boss, why are you willing to quit me?" Jin Xiaonan approached mysteriously and said solemnly, "Let me tell you, I did a good deed today! A very good deed!"

"I've heard about it." Xu Feng hooked his fingers, and just as Jin Xiaonan leaned his head over, he shuddered, "I asked you to deliver the goods, but you beat me up the customer? It's the first bad review! Tell me, how much should you deduct?"

Jin Xiaonan clutched his forehead and jumped three meters away, his eyes glared with anger: "A dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good heart! I avenged you, but you treat me like this!"

"Who's the dog?"

"You, you, you!" Jin Xiaonan said three words you in one breath, only to hear Xu Feng's cold snort in his ear, he immediately admitted his cowardice, and casually pointed to the distance, "That dumb dog of Mo Bei Woolen cloth?"

Xu Feng was too lazy to argue with him on this, and shook the ashes: "Are you sure this isn't helping me gain hatred?"

Jin Xiaonan was furious: "You know what a fart, the person who bought the book is the one who kicked you at the door of the restaurant last time, he himself admitted it!"

Xu Feng was taken aback for a moment, not expecting the truth of the matter to be like this.

Seeing that Xu Feng was in a daze, Jin Xiaonan immediately put away his flamboyant face, pursed his mouth pretending to be wronged, shook his body and said, "Boss, I was impulsive to avenge you, just forgive me once. "

"Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful to me, and your salary will not be deducted." Xu Feng waved his hand, pardoning his sin.

Jin Xiaonan looked like a face-changing person from Sichuan, with the corners of his mouth turned up, and his face was full of teeth in a smile: "Thank you boss, have you seen my phone?"

"At Mobei's place."

"Damn dumb, steal my phone!" Jin Xiaonan clenched his fists and ran to him to settle the score.

Xu Feng hurriedly called the person to a stop, and tapped the counter: "Come back here, and throw the book down."

Jin Xiaonan ran back, threw the book on the counter, and disappeared like a monkey.

Xu Feng shook his head, poked open Jiang Lingyao's meow dialog box, put his hands on the keyboard, but didn't type a word, he didn't know how to talk to the other party for the first time.