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110 five

Zheng He felt that Mr. Bai's secretary, Sang Bei, was really shameless.Look at what he posted: either a glowing mushroom head, or a stupid-looking dirt dog, nothing normal!

It's not that Zheng He didn't complain. He called Mr. Bai, and Mr. Bai replied with two words: "Ha ha."

Oh your sister!Zheng He has one head and two big ones!The two words that annoy him the most now are 'hehe', as expected, every boss has such subordinates, and the kung fu of irritating people is exactly the same.

Momo wandered to the dressing room in a zombie costume and saw Zheng He holding his mobile phone, gnashing his teeth. He happily ran over and slapped Zheng He: "Hi! Fool! What are you looking at?"

Zheng He raised his head and bared his teeth at Momo, and said viciously: "Sister Fang asked me to repost her Weibo, I'm deciding whether to use WeChat or not!"

Momo: "..."

Is there any relationship between forwarding Weibo and logging into WeChat?

110 six

Tao Jie was going to a variety show on Channel XX to promote her new drama. When she was in transit, she found that the plane happened to be parked in Bianxi City, so she sneaked over with her assistant.

Zheng He was going to shoot a horse riding scene that day. He didn't think he was stupid, but the rented horse was really difficult to discipline. It took Zheng He half an hour to ride up with sweat on his face, and he gripped the whip tightly. Before he could open his mouth, the horse let out a long cry, Xiong Jiu got angry and ran away.

The horse ran happily, and Zheng He on its back was pale.

Director Wang was taken aback by this beast, and ran over with the script to rescue Zheng He. As soon as Director Wang ran away, the staff behind him also reacted and followed the horse.

So, in the not-so-large pasture, a horse circled back and forth, followed by a group of stupid staff.

——When Tao Jie entered the set, she saw this scene.

Tao Jie was shocked by this majestic scene, and couldn't help muttering: "Oh, fuck..."

110 seven

The beast ran around the pasture for at least [-] laps before stopping. It bent its head to eat grass leisurely. The staff hurriedly took Zheng He off the horse. Zheng He vomited as soon as his feet touched the ground. There is no blood.

Cheng Shao was in the backstage just now and didn't know what happened on the set, and when he ran over to see Zheng He's appearance, he was really angry, so he ordered Zheng He to be sent to the hospital without saying a word.

"Spring Tribulation" is a big production. Although Zheng He's cost is cheap, the performance fees of first-line actors like Ouyang Zhi and Chen Bingran are based on the minute.

Director Wang: "I'm to blame for this, because I didn't take care of it well, but you also know that Zheng He's role is very important. "Spring Tribulation" has already been filmed for more than half, and there are basically no scenes that exclude Zheng He. He went to the hospital, and he was not very good to the public or the crew, what do you think?"

Cheng Shao stared: "Those people can rest for a week after falling into the water. We Zheng He are not human? Director Wang, we are all in the circle. You don't want to fight alone in the future, do you?"

Director Wang sneered, and Producer Song came over from the set and yelled loudly, "Hey! I said what's wrong?"

Zheng He's assistant, Aaron, told Producer Song the whole story. Producer Song immediately asked Zheng He to be pushed into the car and sent to the hospital for examination. Is it important to be an actor? What do you think, Young Master Cheng?"

Cheng Shao didn't speak.

Producer Song continued to smile and said, "Young Master Cheng, will you follow Zheng He to the hospital? I'll take you for a while."

Cheng Shao said with a cold face: "I also have a car... Also, I will never finish this matter with you." After speaking, he picked up his coat and went to pick up the car.

Producer Song rubbed his nose, glanced at Director Wang who was looking very bad, and sighed: "I said, why bother? Really... I was dragged into the water by you."

Director Wang also shook his head.

110 eight

Zheng He's medical records showed that he was not serious. He had a slight concussion and a fast heart rate. He could stay for three days.

Cheng Shao was afraid that Mr. Bai would have a bad impression on him if he knew Zheng He was admitted to the hospital, so he concealed the news and planned to tell him after Zheng He was discharged from the hospital, but Cheng Shao saw several bodyguards in black suits standing in front of Zheng He in the corridor. When he was outside the door of the ward, he was completely frightened.

Jie Zi took off his sunglasses, looked at Cheng Shao with sparkling peach eyes, and said with a smile, "Hi."

Cheng Shao nodded stiffly, and said, "Hi."

Jiezi scanned Cheng Shao from top to bottom, and whistled: "Baby, you have a really good figure, and your butt is so up!"

Chen Ming kicked Jiezi on the waist.

In the ward, Tao Jie described Zheng He's heroic posture on horseback to Mr. Bai with gestures and spit.

Tao Jie's mouth was dry, and she finally finished speaking, and found that Mr. Bai's dark eyes were staring at her, she blushed for some reason, and lowered her head, "That's almost it."

Mr. Bai: "Do you know what I'm waiting for?"

Tao Jie blushed even more: "Uh... what?"

Mr. Bai: "Chair."

Tao Jie: "..."

Mr. Bai slowly put his white gloves on the bedside table, and asked, "According to you, the reason why Zheng He is on the hospital bed at the moment is because of a horse?"

Tao Jie nodded, then shook her head again: "To be precise: Zheng He is sitting on the horse, and the horse is leading Zheng He around. The focus is on the second sentence."

Mr. Bai gave a soft 'oh' and stopped talking.

Tao Jie stood stupidly, not daring to sit or go out.

The grown-ups outside the door finally mustered up the courage to push the door open, and wanted to see if there was really Mr. Bai inside, when he heard Mr. Bai say, "Do you have anything else to do?"

Tao Jie shook her head quickly: "It's okay."

Mr. Bai: "Then you go out."

Tao Jie heaved a sigh of relief, with a smile that seemed to be both crying and laughing, and couldn't hold back for a moment, "Thank you, Lord Long En."

Mr. Bai said lightly: "Yes."

Cheng Shao thought for a while, then retracted the hand that opened the door.

I also back down.

110 nine

When Zheng He woke up, his head didn't hurt very much, but when he opened his eyes and saw Mr. Bai sitting beside his hospital bed, he had one thought in his head: It's over, he must be seriously ill, and he is definitely not far from death. This is all a hallucination...

Mr. Bai put his hands together, and there was a big red apple on the back of his hand. He asked, "Do you want to eat it?"

Zheng He opened his mouth wide in reflex: "Ah..."

Mr. Bai said again: "The doctor said that the sedative is not strong enough for you now, so you can't eat."

Zheng He didn't want to eat it very much at first, but he was a cheap man by nature, and whatever he couldn't eat was delicious, so with a pitiful expression on his face, he said, "But I really want to eat it. Such a red apple must be delicious. sweet."

Mr. Bai: "Not sweet."

Zheng He didn't believe it, and insisted on his own idea: "It must be sweet."

Mr. Bai opened his mouth wide and bit down half of the apple in one bite. Zheng He salivated when he heard the crisp crunching sound.

Mr. Bai ate the apple in his mouth, and threw the rest of the apple into the trash can, saying, "It's not sweet."

Zheng He felt that his seven orifices were about to bleed from anger.

Mr. Bai is definitely one of the most hated visiting patients ever.

Whoever scouts will be pissed off.

120

Cheng Shao went to the public restroom again.

In fact, this time he went to the toilet, there was always something wrong in his heart, and he felt that something would happen when he went to the toilet this time, because since he worked as Zheng He's manager, basically every time he went to the public toilet, there would always be something that could not be encountered normally. to things.

He glanced warily at the toilet sign, yes, it was the men's toilet.

After entering the toilet, he picked up his mobile phone to take pictures of the water stains on the tiles. It was very good, the tiles were clean and tidy, and there should be no problem of falling.

Choosing a single room closest to the door, he carefully studied the handle to see if it was flexible, whether it would not open once it was closed, and would fold if it was pulled hard. Then, he touched his pocket to confirm that there was There is toilet paper installed, the amount of toilet paper is enough to squat for a day.

After completing these preparations, Cheng Shao unbuttoned his pants with peace of mind.

At the moment when the excrement was washed down by the water, Cheng Shao suddenly felt refreshed physically and mentally for some reason. Could it be that the bad luck in the toilet that Zheng He brought to him failed because of his concussion?

Cheng Shao admitted that he wished that Zheng He would suffer a concussion for the rest of his life and lie in bed forever. Oh, by the way, Zheng He had better become a vegetative state, which would be more permanent.

Cheng Shao thought happily, pulled up his trouser chain, turned his head to leave, and suddenly saw a door behind him.

What does this mean?

Cheng Shao was taken aback.

Why are there two doors in the single room of the men's toilet, and these two doors are still facing each other?

Cheng Shao put his ears on it, it was very quiet over there, and he couldn't hear any movement.His brain kept telling him to leave the private room quickly. This door must be like Pandora's box, with nothing good inside, but he couldn't restrain his curiosity. He knew himself too well. Why, he must not be able to sleep tonight, resulting in insomnia.

Cheng Shao closed his eyes and made several minutes of psychological hints, telling himself not to open the door, but the moment he opened his eyes, he found that he wanted to open the door even more.

No!no!Think of the toilet spell that Zheng He brought to himself!Cheng Shao warned himself.

He turned around resolutely, walked out of the single room, and stopped there.

……

Three minutes later, Cheng Shao nervously opened the door behind him in the private room.

Inside that door, there is no hell, no corpses secretly hidden by the hospital, and no strange things. It is the same building as the men's toilet. Obviously, this is the women's toilet.

A person, a woman, came out of the women's toilet, and she was also a woman he knew.

Cheng Shao's face was still calm, but red enough to drip blood.

The man who came out of Tao Jie's private room glanced at the three large characters clearly pasted on the door: Women's Restroom, and broke the calm in embarrassment: "...that, Young Master Cheng, what a coincidence...how about you go in first ?”

Cheng Shao blinked, trying to get the cold sweat off his eyelashes.

Young Master Cheng said, "Forget it, I've run out."