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370

Since Zheng He's "Spring Tribulation" became a hit, relatives and neighbors often asked Zheng's mother about her son.

Mama Zheng was asked a lot, and she was also a little curious about what "Spring Tribulation" was, so she found the channel that was broadcasting it, and watched it intently.That period happened to be the time when Liu Ziyan and Chengyang parted ways. Liu Ziyan was lurking in a high-ranking official waiting for an opportunity to murder, and she dared not speak up. She watched Chengyang anxiously looking for herself outside the window, and could only hold back tears.

Mama Zheng suddenly fell in love with this TV series. She sat on the sofa and watched it all the time, without even changing the channel during the commercial break. She let out a sigh of satisfaction after watching the four consecutive episodes. When she turned her head, Papa Zheng didn’t know when Stayed next to her for a while.

"Hey? When did you come back?" Zheng's mother was surprised.

"It's been a while," Dad Zheng said, "What are you looking at? It's quite interesting."

Mama Zheng cheered up, and said to Papa Zheng like Xianbao: ""Spring Tribulation", isn't it good? Our son played it!"

"Where? Why didn't I see it?!" Dad Zheng said in surprise.

"Where did you read it? Our son has appeared several times. I saw in the introduction that Ah He is still the protagonist!"

Father Zheng laughed and said, "Ahe is promising, in the blink of an eye, oh..."

Zheng's mother ignored Zheng's father's grief and continued to dial back and forth with the remote control.

Dad Zheng asked, "What are you looking for? Haven't you finished watching TV? It's so late and you haven't cooked yet."

"It's okay to eat this later. I'll look for it again to see if I can find our Ahe in other stations."

When Dad Zheng heard it, he became a little bit interested, and went through all the channels with his mother, but unfortunately, apart from the occasional preview of "Spring Tribulation" that appeared on other channels, there was not even a single advertisement.

Zheng's mother sighed: "It seems that our Ahe is not very famous yet, no one let him appear on TV."

"You want to know about Ah He so much? Why don't we call him?" Dad Zheng asked.

Mama Zheng replied with a smile: "It's okay, I just want to watch the first few episodes of "Spring Tribulation". This TV station broadcasts them from the middle. I don't know about the previous episodes. It's a bit confusing."

"But the TV station can't do what you want, you can watch which episode you want, is there a TV station run by our family?" Dad Zheng teased.

Zheng's mother also sighed pretendingly: "If I knew this day would come, I would have married the director of the TV station back then. At least now I can watch TV dramas."

"The director of the TV station can't see you."

"I don't agree with what you said," Zheng's mother nodded Zheng's father's head, and said: "I was a famous flower in school back then, and boys would whistle at me when I walked on the road. It's a pity, when I met I am not a good person, I am married to you, just go and laugh."

"Tsk tsk, you really know how to turn right and wrong, but you were the one who cried and wanted to marry me back then, have you forgotten?"

"How is that possible?! It's obviously you. You said that if I don't marry you, you will die alone forever. I am kind, and I can't bear to see you die without anyone to take care of you, so I agreed to marry you!" Zheng's mother was a little angry , Although she couldn't remember what happened back then, she firmly believed that she was right.

Zheng's father clearly remembered that it was Zheng's mother who chased him back then. How could the facts be reversed after more than 20 years?In order to pursue the truth, he firmly said to Zheng's mother: "You remember wrongly, you forgot? At that time, I remembered that I was going back to the county to teach, and you called me out that night..."

Mother Zheng was reminded by Father Zheng, she also thought of a general idea, felt a little embarrassed, stood up angrily, and said, "I'm going back to the room! Don't bother me!"

"I haven't finished yet..."

"To shut up!"

Father Zheng closed his mouth awkwardly, looked at the empty kitchen, then at the bedroom door, and sighed.Mama Zheng may have reached menopause in the past few years, and her temper has become worse and worse. She often gets angry at every turn, and when she gets angry, she ignores others and goes on strike.

Father Zheng estimated that it was almost time, so he went up and knocked on the door, and said softly, "Honey, are you still angry? Don't be angry, okay? I remember wrongly. I chased you. Back then, I pursued you with many handsome boys. It's not easy for you!"

Zheng's mother opened the door, with a smothered smile on her face, but she was about to lower her expression, and said, "That's right...Your memory is too bad! Are you hungry? I'll go cook."

Father Zheng shook his head, and said, "I've already ordered this, it will be too late to cook after dinner, let's go out to eat."

"You can spend money indiscriminately!" Zheng's mother scolded.

"It's not bad." Zheng's father turned his head and went to the back of the door to get a coat and handed it to Zheng's mother: "It's cold at night, you should wear more, here."

Mama Zheng hooked her lips and took the clothes.

370 one

Zheng's mother and Zheng's father work in the same unit, and they are both teachers in the three schools, but Zheng's mother teaches natural science, and Zheng's father teaches mathematics.

A few years ago, the Education Bureau issued a document to reform the education system. Mama Zheng failed the examinations in recent years because of her lack of education. The school leaders thought that Mama Zheng would retire in a few years, and at the same time considered that Mama Zheng was the school’s teacher. A veteran figure who has dedicated herself to teaching students for so many years is like arranging a job for her.

Zheng's mother also knew what the higher-ups thought, so she simply handed in her resignation letter and went home to retire.

Mama Zheng was doing nothing at home all day, cleaning up the house, and then remembered that "Spring Tribulation" was coming, but she couldn't find that station no matter how hard she searched, so she randomly chose a station that was broadcasting "Spring Tribulation", okay, it's on now What about the finale?

"Why can't you watch it with peace of mind..." Zheng's mother was not very happy.

"That's right! I have a solution!" Zheng's father, who was resting at home, remembered the unused notebook that Zheng Xinming had kept at home before, and said, "Don't we still have a computer at home, use it to read."

"Do you know how to use this thing?" Zheng's mother was very skeptical.

"What's the matter." Zheng's father fiddled with the computer for a few moments, connected the computer to the Internet, and clicked on the episodes of "Spring Tribulation".

Zheng's mother was happy, holding the TV series and saying repeatedly: "Old Zheng! You really have a way, you are so amazing! That's great... Then can I watch all of them?"

Zheng's father felt very honored when Zheng's mother said this, and he was happy, but then felt that he was an old man in his fifties, and it was a bit embarrassing for him to be happy because of such a trivial matter. He coughed dryly and said calmly: "Well, look Well, just leave it alone, it will play the next episode by itself, and you're watching TV."

"Okay, then I'm watching a TV series, you can go about your business."

"Okay." Father Zheng sat beside him and went to read a book.

At first, Dad Zheng thought it was good. He read his book, and Mom Zheng watched her precious TV series, but the time passed, and it was almost past twelve noon, and Dad Zheng's stomach made sounds one after another. He put down the book and said, "Honey, it's already past noon, should we have dinner?"

"I'm watching TV, don't bother me."

"But I'm hungry, are you hungry too?"

"When you're hungry, cook a bowl of noodles. If there are noodles in the kitchen, just boil water."

Father Zheng shook his head, took off his glasses and went into the kitchen to cook.

Zheng He's cooking skills followed that of Zheng's father, and the color, smell, and taste are not bad, and it is better than Zheng's mother's cooking. Zheng's father cooked three dishes and one soup, and shouted: "Come out for dinner."

The room was silent.

Zheng's father knocked on the door: "Honey, I've prepared something delicious. Come out and have a bite. Let's continue watching after eating. The computer can be paused. It's okay."

There was still no sound in the room.

Father Zheng pushed open the door, and saw Mother Zheng looking at the computer screen with tears in her eyes, her eyes were red, Father Zheng hurried forward to hug her, and comforted her: "Don't cry, don't cry, it's just a TV series, these are all lies, Let's not cry..."

Zheng's mother broke free from Zheng's father's arms: "Don't hug me so close, it blocks me from watching TV!"

"Then I have already prepared lunch..."

"Eat by yourself! I'm not hungry!" Zheng's mother said in a bad tone.

Father Zheng: "..."

TV dramas are more important than old men.

370 two

The software that Zheng’s father clicked on has a search function. Zheng’s mother didn’t know where she clicked, and accidentally entered a website. Zheng’s mother was terrified and shouted: "Old Zheng! Old Zheng, come here!"

"What's the matter?" Father Zheng opened the door.

"Look at it! I can hear the sound of the TV series, but I can't see the content! Is the computer broken? Can I continue to watch it?" Zheng's mother was very worried.

Zheng's father clicked a few times, knowing that Zheng's mother had accidentally ordered the wrong thing, and just about to close it, he saw a string of words on it: Zheng He—this is my mood today.

The picture below is a big crab.

Zheng's mother also saw this, and asked in bewilderment: "What is this? Why did I see Ah He's name on it?"

Father Zheng didn't know much about these things either, so he hesitated and said, "This should be something like QQ."

"Oh," Zheng's mother understood, but she didn't understand why Ah He's mood turned out to be that of a big crab, so she asked, "Then the crab down there..."

Father Zheng shook his head: "I don't really understand either."

The old couple looked at each other with doubts in each other's eyes.

Zheng He……

Crab……

Are these two things related?

370 three

Zheng Xinming carried Doudou home, Zheng's mother happily picked up Doudou, waved her hands and said, "Why are you two here?"

Father Zheng teased his grandson, and said, "It will be fine next time Doudou comes, you two don't come."

Zheng Xinming, Zheng brother-in-law: "..."

Are we redundant?

370 four

Mama Zheng knew from Zheng Xinming that Zheng He was going to bring a 'friend' back, so Mama Zheng quickly asked, "What kind of friend?"

Zheng Xinming wanted to tease her mother, so she said, "Girl."

Mama Zheng's eyebrows immediately turned into one word, and she smiled and said: "Zheng He, this child, it seems that he has really figured it out! Really, it should have been like this a long time ago."

Zheng Xinming smiled and said nothing.

Zheng's mother became alert: "You...are you lying to me?"

Zheng Xinming nodded: "Ahe brought back a man."

"You son of a bitch!" Mother Zheng said angrily, and after a while she asked, "What kind of man is that?"

"Hmm..." Zheng Xinming recalled it for a while, and said, "He's pretty handsome, he's very polite, and he's very kind to our Ahe."

Mama Zheng asked cautiously: "Do you think...he and Ah He are related in that way?"

Zheng Xinming nodded heavily: "I guess so."

Zheng's mother's face turned to relax a lot: "What's that man's name?"

"Bai En."

"Oh, where is he from? How did he meet Zheng He? What is his job? How much is his annual salary?" Zheng's mother asked Mr. Bai all the questions Zheng Xinming asked.

Zheng Xinming, who had been prepared for a long time, replied slowly: "He doesn't seem to be Chinese. He and Zheng He knew each other in an English word. He has no job and no annual salary."

Mama Zheng: "..."

After a long time, Father Zheng's trembling voice came: "Our family's Ahe...it turns out that he raised a little boy..."

Mama Zheng patted Papa Zheng on the shoulder: "As long as the child is happy... oh."

370 five

Zheng He's sexuality was an open secret of the whole family, and it had been revealed since he was three years old.

One day, when the whole family was discussing the future, Zheng's father hugged Zheng He and asked with a smile, "Ahe, what do you want to be in the future?"

Little Zheng He snapped his chubby fingers very seriously, and said, "I want to be a bride!"

Everyone: "..."

Zheng's mother said: "You are a boy, you cannot be a bride."

Zheng He said: "Then I will marry the groom!"

Everyone: "..."

Zheng Xinming persuaded earnestly: "Ahe, boys cannot marry boys!"

"Who can the boy marry? Uncle? Uncle?" Xiao Zhenghe asked innocently.

Zheng Xinming vomited a mouthful of blood.

Zheng's mother relayed, saying: "Boys want to marry girls, and you form a happy family together, just like father and mother."

Xiao Zhenghe had a bitter face: "But I don't like girls..."

"You will always like girls one day." Zheng's mother said.

Unfortunately, they never waited until that day.

370 six

Zheng's mother's house is a typical six-story old house. The community has no property as early as 800 years ago. The roads in the community are piled up with garbage and off-brand cars so that nothing can pass except bicycles.

Jiezi wandered around the community several times but couldn't find a place to go in. The group had no choice but to park their cars in an underground parking lot a few hundred meters away from the community, carrying furniture and gifts, to the neighborhood.

Zheng He felt very sorry, most of the furniture was made of solid wood, which was very heavy, so he lifted a table and said, "Let me help you."

Chen Ming smiled and pushed him aside: "I don't need you for this little thing." As he spoke, he picked up two tables and stacked them together, and easily picked up something weighing about forty kilograms. Looking around, I saw that the people next to me looked like "things are not heavy at all", and ran to lead the way with gifts.

Zheng's mother and Zheng Xinming cooked a table of dishes at home, and Zheng's father was arranged to clean up the house. After finishing his work, Zheng Xinming saw Zheng He's text message and said, "Mom, Ah He said, He's downstairs at our house, he'll be up right away."

Zheng's mother became nervous, pulled her clothes and asked: "It's so fast, ouch, Lao Zheng, take a look, is my clothes okay? Is it too rustic? Bai En is also a foreigner, sure A bit more fashionable than us..."

Father Zheng gave a thumbs up and said, "You look good! I look pretty plain, don't change it, he will be here in a while."

Zheng Xinming said sourly from the side: "Mom, last time my husband came, why didn't he see you like this?"

"Can it be the same!" Zheng's mother rolled her eyes: "Last time I married a daughter, this time I married a son!"

370 seven

"Ding dong, ding dong."

"Come on, come on!" Zheng's mother turned her head and made a 'start' gesture to the family.

Father Zheng clenched his fists and sat on the sofa pretending to read a newspaper.

Zheng Xinming went into the kitchen to put the dishes into plates.

Doudou continued to play with the robot in his hand with a serious look.

Brother-in-law Zheng stood in a daze for a while, then sat next to Father Zheng, reading the newspaper.

The door opened.

Mama Zheng said with a smile on her face, "You guys are here..."

Eleven bodyguards in black suits and more than one hundred and eight stood together and shouted in unison, "Excuse me!"

The loud sound almost shattered the glass. Several neighbors opened the door to inquire. Seeing this posture, they closed the door again.

Zheng's mother was also stupid, and forgot to say something for a moment.

"Mom." Zheng He smiled and handed over the things in his hand, and said, "I heard that your waist is twisted, how are you doing now?"

Mother Zheng grabbed Zheng He and asked in horror, "They...they are all... yours?"

Zheng He was puzzled: "Mom, what are you talking about?"

Zheng's mother was also confused. She looked at the crowd of men and didn't know what she was talking about.

The bodyguards suddenly split into two rows, and Mr. Bai stepped out of it, with a handsome appearance and aloof gaze just like a noble young man.

Mr. Bai smiled at Zheng's mother and said, "Hi, I'm Bai En."

Mama Zheng clasped her chest with her hands in an instant, and her eyes were red: "Hurry up! Come in!"

Mr. Bai couldn't help chuckling a few times: "You are really interesting."

Father Zheng coughed a few times in the room, seeing that Mother Zheng ignored him, he coughed louder.

Brother-in-law Zheng was also quite curious about this person's appearance, but as an elder, he still had to have some self-respect, so Brother-in-law Zheng went over to say hello with a froze face: "Hello."

Mr. Bai glanced lightly, and said something in response, but didn't speak.The bodyguards who followed him stood up and shouted, "Hello!"

Brother Zheng immediately shrank into a ball.

370 eight

It is a unique Chinese custom to talk about things at the dinner table.

Zheng Xinming put the dishes on the table, and hesitantly said to the men in black standing at the door: "I didn't know that there were so many people here, and I didn't cook so many dishes, so I'll just eat a few bites, and I'll cook a few more dishes. "

Jiezi and a group of people quickly said things like 'our stomach is small', 'I've eaten, don't bother', Chen Ming stood up and looked at Mr. Bai.

Mr. Bai nodded his fingers and said slowly, "Go out and come back at six o'clock."

Zheng's mother quickly said: "It's okay, there is enough food at home!"

Mr. Bai shook his head and said concisely: "There are many people, crowded."

Everyone: "..."

Brother-in-law Zheng said with a dry smile: "Although the house is a bit crowded, there are so many people."

Jiezi also said: "Yes, yes! We also really want to try the dishes made by Zheng's mother!"

Mr. Bai made Jiezi shut up with a look, turned his head and lowered his attitude and said to Brother Zheng: "They have been here for a long time, you should feel that it is noisy. Isn't today a family banquet, so naturally there is no place for them."

The Zheng family was not used to Mr. Bai's arrogant and cold attitude, nor his unfluent Chinese grammar. After Jiezi and his gang left, the atmosphere became more condensed.

Father Zheng kept pretending to read the newspaper, and the whole page was almost turned four or five times, but Bai En didn't see him talking to him. His face immediately turned a little off. He thought he was still an enlightened father-in-law. From the time Bai En entered the door until now, he has been patient. What's the matter with this attitude of driving the two out without a broom?

"Hmm... Are you Bai En?" Father Zheng put down the newspaper and spoke first.

"Yes." Mr. Bai nodded slightly, polite and distant.

"How long have you known Ah He?"

"Last summer."

"How long have you been together?" Father Zheng asked, glancing at his panic-stricken son.

"It was also at that time."

"You two got together after you met? How can this work! Isn't this a hooligan!" Dad Zheng was shocked!

Mama Zheng punched Papa Zheng: "What are you talking about! Maybe these two children met on a blind date... right?" Mama Zheng said the last sentence to Mr. Bai.

Mr. Bai thought about it for a while, and said, "We didn't meet each other on a blind date, but it's pretty much the same."

Zheng He was afraid that Mr. Bai would miss the point, so he added: "We met at a friend's party, and later we felt good about each other, so we got together."

Mr. Bai said: "That's it."

Zheng He just breathed a sigh of relief, over there, Mr. Bai went on to say: "Later, we really confirmed the relationship because of his company."

Zheng He raised his heart in his throat.

Zheng's father and Zheng's mother were relieved. They simply thought that Mr. Bai was just in the same company as Zheng He.

370 nine

Zheng Xinming's dishes are not delicious or unpalatable, they are just for swallowing. In Mr. Bai's opinion, they are not as good as Zheng He's.

As soon as Zheng He saw that Mr. Bai had only moved two chopsticks for more than ten minutes, he knew that the food was not so palatable. He took his bowl and filled most of the rice into his own bowl, and said, "Are you done eating?"

"almost."

Brother-in-law Zheng blushed again and again.Perhaps the two of them didn't know how intimate their actions were just now, but others could clearly feel the sound of the pink bubbles bursting beside their ears. In order to cover up his shyness, he stuffed food into his mouth desperately.

Zheng Xinming said disgustedly: "Eat slowly! It's like a pig eating! It's so ugly!"

Brother Zheng calmed down.That's how couples should be.

On the other end, Zheng He took a piece of fish, picked out the thorns with concentration, put it on Mr. Bai's plate and said: "My sister's beer fish is the best, try it."

Mr. Bai tasted it, and said 'hmm': "It's quite delicious."

"Come on, I'll give you another piece." Zheng He said with a smile.

Mr. Bai picked up the fish bone and said, "Ah, I'll feed you."

Zheng He opened his mouth reflexively, then closed it suddenly, and looked at the other people on the table reflexively. Mama Zheng and Papa Zheng lowered their heads to eat quickly. Taking care of this, Zheng He looked at Brother Zheng and narrowed his eyes.

Brother Zheng smiled awkwardly and looked away.

Zheng He swallowed the fish that Mr. Bai gave him with his chopsticks, and did not let Mr. Bai feed it directly.

Zheng Xinming wiped Doudou's mouth clean and picked up the bowl to eat. Brother Zheng saw the opportunity, held Zheng Xinming's hand, and said affectionately: "Honey, can you feed me a piece of fish?"

Zheng Xinming looked at Brother Zheng with a grim expression as if he had stepped on a landmine.

Brother-in-law Zheng endured the high pressure, and still looked at her affectionately: "Honey, can I?"

"Yes..." Zheng Xinming said.

Brother-in-law Zheng was instantly elated, and he knew that he also had a wife who would not lose to anyone!

The next moment, Zheng Xinming's words sent him to hell.

"Your mother's size is fine! What do you eat with your long hands? Ornaments? You are so young like asking me to feed you. Are you my son or my father? Follow your procedure, will you live another year?" You are going to be bedridden in a year or two? Then I will be like an old woman carrying shit and urinating behind you, letting you stretch out your clothes and eat and open your mouth? Go live your spring and autumn dream! Doudou is like this When you grow up, don't set a good example, you really..."

Brother-in-law Zheng's whim hadn't germinated, but Zheng Xinming severely strangled it in the soil.

Brother-in-law Zheng collapsed.

380

After the meal, Zheng He came out to his family and told them that Mr. Bai was his lover.

Ever since he was a child, he has predicted many times when he would come out. First, Dad Zheng would definitely get angry, and he would scold him while pulling out the broom, and then he would give him a dog-beating stick... No, it was the Tianma Meteor Stick. Then, Zheng Dad fell to the ground and cried, and Mama Zheng went on again. Iron pans, kitchen knives, and all the murder weapons that were available in her hands would definitely be thrown over, and then she fell to the ground exhausted. The face is left with eternal scars, predicting the severity of scraping off a layer of flesh.

After all this is over, Zheng He will run out of the house in embarrassment, and stay in a place where no one knows or knows for ten days and a half months, licking his wounds alone, and finally, he will die with his family. Contact each other until one party figured it out.

But now-

Mother Zheng still talked to Bai En with a smile on her face; Father Zheng flipped through the newspaper beside him, even though it was all in English; the most bizarre one was brother-in-law Zheng, after he was frustrated by Zheng Xinming, Not only was he devastated, but he also seemed to have some mental problems, and now he was pulling Doudou to explain "The Art of Royal Wife" in a serious manner.

Brother-in-law, Doudou is only four years old...

Zheng He looked helplessly at the crowd who didn't take his words to heart at all, and asked, "You guys, don't you have anything to say to me?"

"What did I tell you?" Zheng Xinming said.

"I'm a gay thing."

"Oh, this matter..." Zheng's mother finished speaking, and there was no more to say.

"Do you really have nothing to say to me? Anything is fine? Hitting me is fine!" Zheng He couldn't tell whether their state was good or bad.

"It's okay, relax and eat some fruit?" Father Zheng brought over a fruit plate.

Zheng He:"……"

Is that okay?

Could it be that China suddenly opened up without knowing it?

380 one

The wedding between Zheng He and Mr. Bai is scheduled for NO.12 next month, which happens to be one month before Zheng He's birthday in the lunar calendar.

Zheng's father and Zheng's mother were quite surprised: "Men can also hold weddings? Is there anyone coming?"

Zheng He smiled: "Don't worry about it, don't worry, your son is still very popular."

Mama Zheng was still worried and didn't speak.

Father Zheng said: "Ahe, although I know it's bad to say that, although we can accept that you like men, others don't. In my opinion, it's enough for you two to sneak together and live together. It doesn’t take so much trouble.”

Zheng He didn't know how to change his parents' thinking that had been ingrained in him for decades, he flattened his mouth in distress and said, "Don't think so..."

Mr. Bai took a step forward, grabbed Zheng He's waist, and said, "You don't have to worry about this kind of thing. We hold a wedding to let others know that we are husband and wife."

Zheng's father and Zheng's mother: "..."

What's the matter with this aura of superiority over others?