6 Brother and Xiaohong

Gu Ming drove very slowly, and Zheng Zhe didn't think it was too slow. He sat in the passenger seat with gusto, looking forward to reminiscing about the little song, and when it was six or seven o'clock, Ai Jin asked the waiter to eat all the side dishes on the table. Reloaded twice.

Ai Jin was furious: "I said Zheng Lao Liu, this is not eating buffet, why are you so hungry?"

Zheng Zhe glanced at his watch: "It's okay, it's not even seven o'clock, what time did you come?"

Ai Jin didn't answer. He was a little nervous when he saw the person behind Zheng Zhe. He picked up the spoon and took a look at his face with lightning speed. After sitting down, Ai Jin seemed to have forgotten Zheng Zhe's words, and smiled at Gu Ming: "Hey, long time no see..."

In fact, Zheng Zhe was also very nervous.

The moment he stepped into the restaurant, he even regretted why he agreed to Ai Jin's request. Gu Ming is so gregarious and not good at talking. Having this meal with Ai Jin might be a cold one. Participating in this dinner is purely to make myself suffer.

Zheng Zhe was ready to shoulder the whole meal alone. He pretended to be relaxed and lit a cigarette for himself, and took the menu handed over by the waiter with one hand: "How long has it been..."

Before he finished speaking, Gu Ming actually answered the words, and pursed his lips at Ai Jin, as if smiling: "Didn't we meet that day?"

Ai Jin crossed his legs and leaned on the back of the chair pretending to be lazy: "Oh, I miss you. I don't see you every day like three autumns. It seems that you are not as good as I miss you..."

Zheng Zhe hurriedly interrupted, but instead of replying to Ai Jin's nonsense, he asked Gu Ming what he wanted to eat. While the two were talking, Ai Jin blinked again, annoyed that he had waited too long and forgot to take eye drops. The film was a little dry, and he always felt uncomfortable, but he was really too lazy to go to the bathroom, seeing the two of them concentrating on ordering, he simply took out the eye drops, and dripped them in with his eyelids open.

Zheng Zhe closed the menu, and when he saw Ai Jin putting on the eye drops, he said, "Why are you still putting on your eyelids?"

Ai Jin dripped a little too much, he blinked twice, and a stream of tears came down: "You are ashamed to say, look at your flattery, let me see if you can keep your eyes off."

There is something in Zheng Zhe's words, and the cheapness takes advantage of the language: "You know what a fart, it is the traditional virtue of Chinese men to flatter someone."

Ai Jin squeezed the crimson tablecloth to suck off the eyedrops on his face: "Arguing with me again, do you still want the good things you asked me to buy for you?"

Zheng Zhe looked blank: "What?"

Ai Jin took out a lubricant from the bag next to him, and threw it directly to Zheng Zhe: "Do you know how hard it is to find this brand?"

Ai Jin threw it with a little force, but Zheng Zhe managed to catch it, but it slipped out of his hand again. Then the person next to him raised his hand and pushed it. Gu Ming glanced at the words on it, not sure if he really didn't know it or Ask knowingly, "What is this?"

"Toothpaste, toothpaste," Zheng Zhe put the things away, and quickly changed the subject: "You found it in Sunshine Department Store? It shouldn't be... I have been to that place several times, and there is no such thing?"

Ai Jin became ill-intentioned: "Yes, it is toothpaste. This toothpaste is more demanding on toothbrushes. Remember to use more when brushing small mouths." Seeing Zheng Zhe winking at him, Ai Jin curled his lips again, "Hurry up! Not to mention Sunshine Department Store, I thought it was high-end. There were more people outside than inside the mall. Those who caught up with the sales promotion, they wiped off their foundation, and squeezed makeup for a group of rural women. It's unlucky. gone."

Zheng Zhe breathed a sigh of relief: "This is a big city, where are the rural people..."

Ai Jin didn't bother to talk to him, he didn't come to talk to Zheng Zhe, so his eyes naturally turned to Gu Ming again.

He carefully looked at Gu Ming's eyes, and raised his jaw slightly: "Hey, I was sorry that day, I quarreled with that big-faced friend of yours, don't take it to heart, I am actually a knife-mouthed tofu-hearted person, with a soft-spoken and rough-hearted heart. , But having said that, your friend can be noisy enough, I don’t stand on the street to scold each other for a few days, and I am quite hurt if he is so aggressive.”

Gu Ming explained to him lightly: "It's okay, it's actually the first time I saw him quarreling."

Ai Jin tucked his hair behind his ears: "Oh, let me tell you, I actually understand him very well. He is eager to protect the Lord. I am worried for my sixth brother. You said that I can see my sixth brother being wronged. Don’t worry, my sixth brother and I played with bare butts to the fullest. Of course, it’s still not as good as you two. Hey, I’m just kidding, don’t be shy, let me tell you, my six Brother, then, he is definitely a good person, old and dedicated, and once he likes someone, he is very obsessed. You can see it from a young age. He never even changes his favorite celebrity, and he doesn't allow others to speak ill of her. Once He was listening to the tape there, and when I had nothing to do, I called Yang Yuying a whore, and he jumped up and pointed at my nose and fucked my whole family, even my third uncle and grandpa. I liked Fei Xiang when I was young and now I like He Junxiang, don't change too many men I loved deeply, let me tell you that such a single-minded man is too rare these days, girls should cherish it."

Gu Ming listened to Ai Jin's words and digested it for a while, but he did not show any discomfort, but continued to answer: "Is he still chasing stars?"

Ai Jin carefully observed Gu Ming's reaction: "That's incomparable to chasing you. If you say Yang Yuying is a bitch, he can jump up and burn even tapes and tape recorders. Don't let go when you meet such an idiot. It's really hard to meet this kind of top quality after passing this village, it's my misfortune to know him, and your luck."

"Yang Yuying is pretty good, I've heard her songs before."

"Oh, that's just right, the two of you are stinky...the fragrance is similar," Ai Jin stared at Gu Ming: "By the way, I remember when I first met you, you looked down on him and fought with him all day long. The most impressive time was when I cracked melon seeds on the wall, and you two beat it underneath, and he was still wearing your little red coat, so shameless, you didn’t know that you two lived next to my house and annoyed my mother. Mom calls me every day and scolds you two, saying that the two kids next door fought with knives, which is really disturbing. You said that the relationship between you two is so bad, why are you getting together now? You forgot how much you Annoying him?"

After finishing speaking, Ai Jin put a chopstick dish into Zheng Zhe's puzzled eyes and put it into his mouth, and even winked at him.

The dishes have been served one after another, Gu Ming uncharacteristically didn't eat right away, but thought about it for a while: "I don't remember much about that time, but if you ask me now, I really can't remember anything. "

"Oh, don't come here soon, don't deceive the pure girl in such a vulgar way, you won't remember anything."

Gu Ming was silent for a moment, a strange look suddenly appeared on his face, Zheng Zhe saw it, but felt that it shouldn't be embarrassment, this kid has a thick skin and never knows to be embarrassed.

Gu Ming lowered his eyes slightly: "I was more impressed that he gave me the passbook before he ran away. I was afraid that I would throw it away and hide it, but I couldn't find it anyway. Later, I wore a pair of trousers when I left, and the passbook was in there. In the trouser pocket..."

Ai Jin didn't seem very interested in the answer, he turned his head away and chatted with the waiter about red wine, and talked about drinking red wine for beauty, and asked Gu Ming to drink with him, Zheng Zhe didn't care, and he had to drive, drunk driving is easy to cause accidents.

When Zheng Zhe heard Gu Ming say this, blood rushed to his head in an instant.

He can remember this incident clearly, but it is a version that does not know the truth. He didn't feel too wronged. After getting an apology, Gu Ming turned to him and said sorry, and asked how to make up for it.

He was shy in his heart, with a rascal look on his face: "That's your selling money, there is no redemption."

Ai Jin asked for wine, and asked Gu Ming to accompany him to drink. Gu Ming didn't refuse. The development of the situation was completely beyond his expectation, Gu Ming was so generous, and Ai Jin was so tricky, he couldn't keep his legs together while sitting on the sidelines: "Okay, okay, it's almost done, pay attention to your wording haha. "

However, at the end of the meal, Zheng Zhe called. Because Ai Jin’s voice was too loud, he got up and went out to answer it. Ai Jin also sat in his seat naturally. The face is in a rather excited state right now, sweating a lot, causing a layer of white powder to float on the face, making the face look a bit dirty.

Ai Jin leaned close to Gu Ming's face carefully, and clicked his tongue twice: "Oh, your skin has really fine pores, what do you usually use?"

Gu Ming has a good capacity for alcohol, although he has drank a few times, but such a small amount of red wine is still not a problem, his face is getting whiter after drinking, but his lips are bright red: "If you don't wipe it, just wash your face."

Ai Jin was already a little drunk, and he had long forgotten his original intention, he curled his lips slightly, revealing his true nature: "Hehe, you mean your skin is as white as jade, you are naturally beautiful, and I can only hold back when I put SK-II on my granite face? Darling, don't be so proud of being a human being, if you raise your neck too high, it will not only make you a better person, but it will also be a step closer to the ozone layer?"

Gu Ming couldn't continue, so he didn't speak.

Ai Jin glanced at him, and asked tentatively: "Can I touch your chest... muscles? Don't worry, I will touch it through your clothes."

"can."

"My God, I'm so young and not bulging at all." Ai Jin smiled, took a sip of red wine, and pursed his red lips: "Go to the gym more, maybe you can still be saved."

When Zheng Zhe came back from the phone call, he began to tease Ai Jin: "Get up, why are you sitting in my seat?"

Ai Jin didn't move: "Go to the other side, what's your business if we exchange our thoughts? Hey, why didn't you call Li Tingyun? Don't you like playing with that female quail very much? Calling them just happens to divide us into two group."

"I wonder if you've drunk too much? If you can't drink, don't drink," Zheng Zhe put his fingers on top of his head, and Ai Jin shrank his neck: "And why do you keep telling him to do it? It's impossible for you to be fooling around. Have you taken a fancy to someone?"

Ai Jin's eyes widened: "My mother is already a sissy, why do you need another sissy, it will make me feel like I'm doing prostitution."

Gu Ming asked him: "What is Lala?"

"It's lesbian."

"But you are a man."

"Fuck, I'm a man, I've always thought I was a bitch."

Gu Ming laughed out loud: "You are quite interesting."

Ai Jin saw that his face was pink and white under the light, and his eyebrows were clear, so he raised his eyebrows and solemnly concluded to him: "Actually, you are not bad, much more pleasing than your appearance."

Gu Ming didn't respond much to this comment.

His eyes were dazed, like he was in a daze, more like looking into the distance, and then he met Zheng Zhe's eyes again, and uttered a name, which shocked Ai Jin soberly on the spot: "Li Tingyun."

Li Tingyun whispered a few words to a burly man beside him, and then came over alone.

He came early, ate and drank, and became an elite and became a golden magpie. He was wearing the latest Givenchy, with the collar slightly open, exuding steaming heat. Because of the angle, he Originally, he saw Gu Ming first, and after nodding, he found Ai Jin was there, and suddenly he had other thoughts, especially seeing the little bitch drinking with disheveled hair and makeup on his face, thinking how could he not come to greet him.

Ai Jin saw that Li Tingyun was sitting at the top of the stage, condescending, looking down at the audience, his heart burst into flames, he turned his head away and pretended not to see Li Tingyun, and leaned closer to Gu Ming's ear: "The stone girl is here."

Li Tingyun waved to Zheng Zhe, but he didn't look at him, he just stared at Gu Ming: "What a coincidence, why did you come here to eat?"

Then he went to look at Ai Jin: "Why are you sweating all over your head and face, I almost didn't recognize it was you."

"I'm chatting with Gu Ming, the blood is boiling." Ai Jin straightened his waist, then took Gu Ming's hand, and squeezed it affectionately: "Oh, Gu Ming, in short, you should cherish what you have in front of you. If someone loves you, it is him." The snow lotus little whore, also saves her age and can only go alone in wild artillery battles, grit her teeth and sit on three thousand dicks, begging for nothing to climb to the top of the crooked neck tree behind the queen's throne, and in the end it just became a black branch on the branch Old man, if you say a few more words, you will be annoyed by others."

Li Tingyun just drank too much sex-enhancing wine in the private room, and at this time he lost his composure, and he tasted the needle-pointed wheat, so he made a decisive decision, pulled a chair and sat down beside Gu Ming.

He had already felt that something was wrong with Gu Ming when it came to the blood stains on his lips, so he could let it go: "Why, Gu Ming, have you encountered relationship problems? Let me tell you, you are really young, and you have your own career. It's not that the young lady is in a hurry to find a backer, and you have to think twice before doing everything. If you meet a fake scum and make yourself in your early thirties, you will become a mistress. It's so sad to be a slave for generations, and to have a daughter as a prostitute for generations."

Ai Jin was holding the goblet and sipping the red wine. He almost choked when he heard his words. He suppressed his swallowing, and then put his arm around Gu Ming's shoulder: "Gu Ming, listen to me, let the pleasure come. Don't stop, you are his masturbation cup, he is your big plane, so much happiness, don't you just want to have a good time in your life? You can save love and nourishment, and finally dry up and become a thousand-year-old centipede. Swinging his weird buttocks back and forth, it's so shocking, if I still know you by then, I'll definitely spit on your face and make you back off quickly!"

Zheng Zhe was dumbfounded, and he tried his best to interject: "What are you talking about... Then what, Ai Jin, you're talking nonsense when you're drunk, Brother Li, I think you may have misunderstood Gu Ming... "

Li Tingyun can't stop at all. He has lived for 38 years and has never been insulted like this. He was delirious at first, but now he can almost be regarded as losing his mind. The life is your own, and the decision is also your own. After all, other people's opinions are the summary of other people's life, but I want to advise you, when you are learning scriptures, you should also see how the person who poured chicken soup for your soul is doing. "

Ai Jin laughed dryly: "Mr. Li, are you saying that I'm not good enough? But then again, I'm decades younger than you. It's unfair for you to compare me so much."

Li Tingyun glanced at him: "Do not mess around for a few decades? I am only 38, and you are also [-]."

Ai Jin sat up straight: "A man at thirty is also a flower, and at forty is tofu."

I don't know if these words poked Li Tingyun's sore spot, or he was really at a loss for words, the atmosphere dropped to freezing point for a while, and no one said a word for a long time.

Cold sweat broke down Zheng Zhe's spine. He pressed Ai Jin's hand under the table, and then smiled at Li Tingyun: "Man 38, a chicken rice flower, burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, it's also very good, brother Li, Ai Jin drink I'm just kidding with you too much, don't take it to heart."

Ai Jin almost broke Zheng Zhe's arm and neck, and finally apologized reluctantly: "Mr. Li, don't be angry, I have always had a bad mouth, so I will go back and chop off my private parts for [-] knives to apologize, you Don't get acquainted with me."

Li Tingyun had nothing to say, and then turned to Gu Ming: "I've been telling you for so long, why haven't you said a word?"

Gu Ming was sprayed by the two of them for a long time, and his expression was flat: "I just don't understand what you guys have to argue about. There is nothing to do in the first place, so why bother to get angry over such a small matter," he said here with a bit of depression on his face: "And your mouths are too fast, I haven't figured out what I want to say..."