He was reborn for the 21st time with Goldfinger [Entertainment]

【009】

Gu Xu has a bloody physique. Since his debut, a large number of gangsters have been tirelessly chasing after him. Whenever there is trouble in Gu Xu, they run faster than the fans.

Over time, Gu Xu's fans all ridiculed him. In fact, Gu Xu's blacks are all deep cabinets. For Gu Xu's fans, he is naturally black. Every piece of so-called black material released helps Gu Xu to attract fans.

For example, Heizi was chasing after Gu Xu's illegitimate student, and Gu Xu bought eight cups of freshly squeezed orange juice on the way.

Thinking that Gu Xu bought juice for them, Heizi stood in line outside, eagerly waiting for Gu Xu to come out, and decided not to black Gu Xu for half a month.

result--

Without squinting, Gu Xu got into the nanny's car with a huge paper bag and walked away.

That's him alone.

Kuroko:"……"

That night, Heizi raged at Gu Xu in the square all night, crying and saying that if someone died in front of Gu Xu, Gu Xu would not even look at them, because Gu Xu was a 100% pure cold-blooded animal!

Then the next day, Gu Xu gained 10,000+ followers.

Kuroko:"???"

Another example is that Heizi sent out a candid photo of Gu Xu's self-cultivation, mocking Gu Xu as a handsome man who is backed by millions of photo retouchers. The beauty of the prosperous age, tearing up the man is all ST's marketing.

However, the microblog with the raw picture was forwarded hundreds of thousands of times, and the comments were all screaming: "Husband asks for marriage!" "My paper man has a reference from now on!" Husband is so handsome! Awwow! I love you!"

Kuroko:"???"

Gu Xu's Weibo has gained hundreds of thousands of followers.

After a few times, Gu Xu's fans are not uncommon and tear up with Heizi. The slogan: "Gu Xu's black spots are all cute, and Heizi is slightly [doge] when he is mad."

Heizi was so angry that he was depressed for a long time, and he gave up on himself and posted more than 200G high-resolution pictures of Gu Xu on Weibo.

Gu Xumeitu bot: Damn!Boss, you come to be my station sister! More than 200 G, more than I have in stock!

Heizi: "Get lost!"

Heizi was so depressed that he couldn't get any worse, until yesterday Gu Xu blew himself up about his education.

Junior high school dropout!

What a perfect slot!

Heizi was resurrected on the spot full of blood, and went out with all his strength.

"Yoyo, Gu Xu has a junior high school education, and he hasn't even finished the nine-year compulsory education. No wonder he is always cold-faced and rude."

"Every time I go on a show, I stay silent. I spend a long time because I'm afraid I'm afraid of being timid when I'm empty."

"Haha, it seems that Gu Xu has nothing else, but he still has self-knowledge!"

"I didn't expect him to be illiterate! He usually pretends to be so fucking like him. I see him singing and singing. Why don't he act? I'm sure he won the Best Actor!"

Within half an hour, several Oxygen and Gu Xu’s marketing accounts suddenly appeared, and a large number of trolls followed suit, causing Gu Xu’s Chaohua Square to be massacred, and now Oxygen’s fans and Gu Xu’s fans were furious And quickly organize to criticize and clean the square.

This is the beginning of the pink war.

You come and go on both sides, one side says "Your brother is illiterate! Your husband is illiterate!", the other side retorts "My brother has registered 20 songs in the Music Writers Association, and won the best golden song, best album, and best combination in three years since his debut, My brother has a house and a car at 20, and his annual salary is tens of millions, so the dog Heizi can only watch and bark!"

Tear each other overnight, tearing up hot one and hot two on Weibo.

Lu Jitian watched with enthusiasm: "Brother, our fan is too good..." Glancing at the quiet Jiang Bai next to him, he rolled his tongue and said, "That's excellent! Arranging dozens of pages of data to refute, tearing it up beautifully! Brother, look quickly!"

Gu Xu was not interested, he lowered the brim of his hat: "Don't look."

Lu Jitian: "..."

He pursed his mouth, and brushed his head in the retracted position.

How interesting, he sees for himself!

creak.

There was a slight movement of the leather seat, followed by a faint fragrance entering Lu Jitian's nostrils, like the ethereal and lofty sandalwood burning in a mysterious and ancient temple.

Is it perfume?

Lu Jitian tilted his head unconsciously, and just like that, he bumped into those eyes that were as bright as stars and as deep as the deep sea.

Jiang Bai supported the backrest with his hands, leaned over his upper body, leaned close to Lu Jitian's neck and said with a smile, "The phone is out of battery, how beautiful it is, let me see it?"

The data table thrown out by Gu Xu's fans is indeed beautiful.

Jiang Bai pulled down for a long time without reaching the end, time passed, the car drove into the community, and soon stopped at the door of the dormitory, the door opened, Jiang Jiachen went down first, then Gu Xu also took off his hat, opened the door and got out of the car.

Lu Jitian took one leg to get off the car. After waiting for a long time, Jiang Bai didn't return his phone. His immature face changed several times, and finally stayed on a handsome expression that he was barely satisfied with, pretending to be cold and eccentric Head: "Mobile..."

It was almost eight o'clock, the sun was very bright, a large piece of golden light passed through the car window, and fell on Jiang Bai's side face, outlining a sharp and warm arc.

Jiang Bai lowered his head slightly, staring at the phone screen seriously, without the consciousness of returning the phone.

The word "give me back" stuck in his throat, Lu Jitian looked at Jiang Bai for a while, closed his mouth, and moved his nostrils.

"Humph."

With an inaudible sound, Lu Jitian leaned his head back and retracted the legs he had stepped forward.

Quietly wait for Jiang Bai to finish reading.

"What is this?" Suddenly Jiang Bai handed over the phone, pointing to the picture on the screen.

Lu Jitian glanced at it casually, and his butt felt like it was burning.

He forgot that he was in the car and got up suddenly, "Boom!" His head hit the roof of the car hard, and he didn't care about the pain, and hurriedly grabbed his phone back.

He poked his finger on the screen vigorously, trying to close Weibo, but the more anxious he became, the more he couldn't close it. Jiang Bai reached out, swipe down the screen, and then swipe up to close Weibo.

The screen went black, Lu Jitian finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Thinking of something, he quickly raised his head again, met Jiang Bai's black eyes, his cheeks flushed with embarrassment: "Fan pictures drawn by fans are nothing!"

Jiang Bai has studied traditional Chinese painting. Although he has never drawn fan pictures, he probably understands the meaning and re-created pictures of the original works.

Recalling the fan pictures drawn in the comments——

In the narrow bathroom, a man was smoking a cigarette from the corner of his mouth, his upper body was naked, his trousers were unbuttoned, and the zipper was pulled, revealing his beautiful abdominal muscles. Blurred, the pink sweater was pulled up halfway, revealing a smooth and white waist.

Click to stop, attracting people's daydream.

Jiang Bai came to a sudden: "Your and Gu Xu's fan art."

"..." Lu Jitian almost fainted.

He really doesn't understand, they don't fire CP, why do fans hate him and his brother CP, let's just knock him, he is still the one below!Now it's being seen by the bastard!

The more Lu Jitian thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, "You're so annoying! The fanfic pictures are all fake, do you know that! I won't lend you your phone anymore!" Throwing down a sentence, he jumped out of the car and ran into the villa without looking back.

Jiang Bai didn't understand what Lu Jitian was angry about, that picture of the fan was pretty good.

Jiang Bai picked up his bag and got out of the car, passing by the garden, Gu Xu was hanging a medicine bag on his orange tree.

The leaves are sparsely hanging on the branches, bare, and the color is no longer emerald green, three parts green, seven parts withered and yellow.

most.

Can live half a month.

Jiang Bai paused and quickly walked into the villa.

Jiang Bai went back to his room after breakfast and came out of the shower. He called Jiang Yunfen and asked her to dig a bag of wet soil from the mountains and send it over, then fell asleep.

Half asleep and half awake.

Boom, boom, bang, bang...

From time to time, there was a knocking sound.

On the first day Jiang Bai came to the dormitory, this movement happened in his dream.

Jiang Bai opened his eyes, the moonlight came in from the window, the room seemed to be covered with a layer of silver frost, and he could see clearly without turning on the lights, he grabbed the alarm clock, it was 23 o'clock.

Actually slept all day.

Followed the sound and went downstairs, the living room was not turned on, the floor lamp beside the sofa was on, Lu Jitian was chewing potato chips, and patted the blacked out TV with his hands.

Lu Jitian was watching the old Hong Kong movie "Old Corpse in the Mountain Village". Just as the female ghost Chu Renmei came out, the TV flickered and the screen went black.

I don’t know if this TV is too old, and the screen was always black before, but after taking a few shots, it returned to normal.So it has never been replaced with a new one.

I don't know what happened to him today, Lu Jitian took pictures continuously for more than ten minutes, but the screen didn't respond.

"What's going on, little brother." Lu Jitian chewed on potato chips and complained, "The orgasm part is off the hook."

"let me see."

A voice suddenly came from behind, and Lu Jitian was startled. The picture of Chu Renmei just seen flashed in front of his eyes, with dark blue robes, long black hair, white eyes turned out, and black blood dripping out...

"..." The potato chips in my mouth suddenly tasted bad.

Lu Jitian mechanically turned his head and saw that the person who came was relaxed instantly. He gasped for breath: "Scared me to death, almost..." He suddenly remembered that Jiang Bai should be his enemy, he scowled again, and hummed dryly, "You do it!" Well?"

Jiang Bai shook the wrench he just found: "Repair the TV."

"?!" Lu Jitian opened his eyes wide, "You will?"

"A little bit."

Jiang Bai pushed aside Lu Jitian who was in the way, unplugged the wire, took apart the back of the TV and fiddled with it for a while, then plugged it in again, and the TV turned on immediately.

On the screen, there is a dark blue robe, long black hair, white eyes turned outwards, black blood dripping out, and the lips are squirming and shouting: "Xiaoqiang, Xiaoqiang..."

Jiang Bai straightened up: "Okay, let's continue watching."

Lu Jitian: "..."

Really fixed it...

And the movements of the annoying ghost are extremely crisp and neat.

He can do everything!

Can make delicious egg-filled pancakes, and can repair TV...

Lu Jitian's mouth was astringent. He swallowed the potato chips. Seeing that Jiang Bai was going back upstairs, his brain hadn't responded yet, so he grabbed Jiang Bai's arm first: "Hey!"

Jiang Bai turned his head, his black eyes were shining like stars in the dim light: "?"

"You..." Thank you, stuck in his throat, Lu Jitian faltered for a long time, but couldn't say it, and finally changed into, "You walk softly, brother Gu Xu is a light sleeper."

Jiang Bai raised his eyebrows: "He's not here."

Lu Jitian retorted: "He never goes out to play, how could he be away in the middle of the night..."

squeak.

There was a sound of opening the door, and a few seconds later, Gu Xu came in with an orange tree in his arms.

Lu Jitian: "..." He peeked at Jiang Bai, how did this idiot know, could it be that he can predict the future? !

When he took a sneak peek, Gu Xu came over a few steps, and the faint light shrouded Gu Xu's face, his expression was dark and inexplicable.

Gu Xu looked past Lu Jitian and looked straight at Jiang Bai.

"Jiang Bai, can you revive it?"

The author has something to say: Xiao Gu: All fanfic pictures are fake.

February: What if it was you and Dabai?

Xiao Gu: Really.

February:……