Nonhuman Evolution Guide

Zhang Lin suddenly became unhappy, and explained to the nerds that "Prometheus" is a prequel to the Alien series, then squatted back on the sofa and began to think about other ways out.

But when he thought about it carefully, even if nerds had read "Pumi", they couldn't just pass through it if they wanted to. They didn't even study the pseudo-time machine clearly, let alone turn it into a time-traveling machine.

"Wait, we can do it," Leonard said suddenly.

"Of course, it's too obvious." Sheldon snorted. "We all know that the Alien prequel is obviously in the Alien world. We just need to correct the time positioning."

Zhang Lin felt an arrow hit his knee.In fact, he also knew, he just... didn't expect it.

"Then we'd better hurry up, otherwise the radiation residue produced in your body when you traveled through will be almost attenuated." Howard said to Zhang Lin beside him.

Shelton stood up, "I have a handheld radiation detector—Howard, you can adjust the software and prepare to add parameters to the modeling."

After Sheldon walked into his room, Raj looked at Leonard, and Howard said incredulously, "Why did he have a radiation detector in the room?"

"No," Leonard said, "don't ask him that question, or he'll spend hours explaining to you how a nuclear leak is a crisis-prone event, and he once offered to give the entire apartment walls and The floors are covered with metal panels, making this a private sanctuary."

Howard quickly shut up, pretending that he didn't say anything.Considering Sheldon's Vulcan hearing ability, he needs to act like it.

A handheld radiation detector is actually something similar to a metal detector, the difference is that it can display specific values ​​of radiation intensity.All in all, Zhang Lin didn't know what they were doing, he only knew that Sheldon took a metal rod and swept him for a long time, and then the nerds went back to the computer to discuss some topics that normal people couldn't understand.

Normal aliens can't understand it either.

In the face of dog blood drama and science, Zhang Lin chose the former.

In the afternoon, the nerds finally seemed to have some results, because Leonard suddenly raised his head and asked Zhang Lin when "Pumi" happened.

Zhang Lin: "..." Do you think everyone is so perverted that they can never forget it?

He only remembered that it was more than [-] years before the first part of the Alien series. As for the specific time - anyway, as long as it can't be accurate to the sky, it's useless.Fortunately, he didn't really need to meet the expedition team of "Pumi", he only needed to bring back a few drops of protoplasm.

If you are lucky enough to land on the bridge of the engineer spacecraft, you can also try to find out what these big chest muscles want to do on Earth.

To be honest, he doubted that these human "creators" who were twice as tall as humans and so muscular that they couldn't look directly at them actually came back to Earth with bad intentions.

In the setting of "Pumi", the engineer's spaceship landed on the earth that had not yet evolved life. One of them voluntarily sacrificed and drank the black protozoa, causing himself to disintegrate and fall into the ocean, and finally conceived life and even human beings.

During the gradual evolution of human civilization, engineers have always been by our side. Numerous murals in prehistoric times have proved this point. Engineers are not only present, but also keep in touch with human beings, pointing out their origin to this self-created species. That is the destination of the Prometheus, planet LV223.

Then there seems to be a fault in history. During this period of high development of human civilization, engineers disappeared.

Zhang Lin can only guess that some kind of internal problem has occurred in them, making it impossible to continue observing humans for thousands of years.In fact, in 2000 they had restarted the stranded plan, intending to return to Earth to take a look.And this time, they also carried a lot of protozoa that would make humans and even engineers hard to escape.

Their intention to destroy the earth's civilization is too obvious, there is no doubt about it.

Mr. Zhang Lin couldn't help but wonder, could it be that after millions of years of cultivating human beings, these engineers finally realized that this son is useless, he will not grow tall, and he will not be strong after training, and he will learn it after millions of years Use a fire to raise a livestock, and the writing is so invented that you stumble to death.

Too bad, just kill it.

So the prequel to the Alien is actually a story about domestic violence by a scumbag father and the rebellion of his children... Then what is the Alien Race?No matter how you look at it, the intelligence of aliens is not as good as that of humans, let alone engineers.Could it be that the cute and cruel little alien is just a tool for domestic violence? This is so sad!

Zhang Lin, who was squatting on the sofa, frantically imagined the bloody drama opposite, and the more he thought about it, the more desolate he became.

Until Petunia noticed the alien huddled low on the sofa, its tail rubbing against the ground uneasily.

"Are you...in..." Petunia began, feeling foolish to continue.What did she say—Mr. Alien, you look so sad, let's talk about stars, moon, poetry, and songs—there's something wrong with this cliff.

Zhang Lin who woke up was suddenly ashamed. He really shouldn't watch more family ethics dramas, otherwise he would always feel that his brain hadn't gone away, and he was still smiling at him darkly in a corner... Whether the engineer's domestic violence is a dime or not relationship!

Fortunately, the alien has no face, let alone blush.

Zhang Lin flicked his tail and sat upright, appearing domineering again.Penny turned her head back with doubts, and the dog blood drama changed from pause to play, and Zhang Lin felt a little phantom pain.

He decided to spend his mind on things after time travel. Since the nerds said that they could enter "Pumi", he should think about how to deal with emergencies.According to the urine nature of the previous few time travels, he always landed at the place where the plot happened.You must know that in "Pumi", the engineers' spaceship needs passwords to enter many places, and those passwords... It seems that they still need an archaeologist, and he is an archaeologist who is proficient in more than a dozen lost languages.

...This is the rhythm of going through the Stargate!And they all said that he hates scientists the most!

Zhang Lin thought about it. If he landed on the passage of the engineer spacecraft, he would have to sleep for many years and wait for the Prometheus to reach LV233, and then wait for the biochemical man David in the expedition team to open the room where the protozoa is hidden. Take things back.

It's hard work to survive.

The nerds fiddled with the time machine for many days, and Zhang Lin waited and brainstormed painfully every day, and finally came the day when the good news came.

"Before crossing, I have some matters to declare to you." Shelton sat upright opposite Zhang Lin, with a serious expression and demeanor like a show host. "First of all, its name was changed, we decided to call it the 'dimensional bridge generator' instead of the time machine."

"Speak the key points, can you?" Howard rolled his eyes anxiously beside him.

Zhang Lin also wanted to say, I took off my trousers and you show me this?

Sheldon gave them a very disdainful look, and continued: "Next is the working principle of the DBG (Dimension Bridge Generator), see the plate behind it, that is its core part..."

Zhang Linyi flicked his tail onto the tea table in front of the sofa, and a crack appeared on the glass tabletop.

Sheldon: "..."

Zhang Lin felt that it was cool to make Sheldon speechless, although the way he adopted was a bit barbaric.

"In fact, the principle of time travel is very important, but since you don't want to hear it, it's fine. The point is that you also saw a plate on DBG, so if you want to wear it back, you must find other key items to do so." Thank you Dun finished speaking quickly, shut his mouth and looked at Zhang Lin.

Zhang Lin was a little confused: "What?"

"Oh." Sheldon made a beating expression of "I can't help you". "It means that your time travel is carried out by a certain substance. If you want to return from there to this side, you must find that kind of substance."

Zhang Lin held up a sign: "If I find that substance, I can locate it?"

"Of course not." Sheldon said naturally.

Zhang Lin thought for a while and held up a placard: "I will kill all of you before leaving."

Everyone: "..."

If you can't come back after passing through, then why did he work so hard to get the original body?I really want to throw Sheldon this way and that way and then this way like the Hulk slammed God, okay!

"And I didn't have any key items in my previous time travel." Zhang Lin recalled, as if he really just wore it.

"No, there must be something on you that activated them. If you go back to the scene at that time, you can definitely find the clues." Leonard said beside him, "Sheldon secretly tried to travel through several times, but there was no way. Disappear like a robot."

"Oh, that's great, you've said it all now," Sheldon said smugly.

"Wait what? You secretly tried to time travel while we were away?" Howard said, "Didn't you say that we would travel together?"

Sheldon kept his mouth shut.

"Or you can wait for more than 300 years," Leonard said to Zhang Lin, "and then you will return to the era when you first came."

Zhang Lin felt that it was impossible to explain, and his purpose was not to return to his time.

He didn't prepare to travel immediately, and the nerds certainly didn't dare to urge them—they haven't forgotten that Zhang Lin threatened to kill them all before leaving, although this sentence may not be very credible.

In the end Zhang Lin still decided to go, he had to go, no matter what, he couldn't stay in the world of Big Bang.It can't be used, and it always faces the fate of a male changing into a female.

Of course he didn't kill Sheldon and others, and he didn't even spoil Sheldon mercifully.

Petunia hugged Zhang Lin who was still covered in mucus, and said a little sadly: "Goodbye buddy... I know, you are human. You will find a way to come back, you, and... the real you."

"Oh," Sheldon said beside him, "only an ignorant person would be so optimistic."

Zhang Lin still couldn't resist not spoiling the atmosphere, he smashed all the floor tiles next to Sheldon.

His departure made the otakus finally able to breathe a sigh of relief, and at this time they finally began to feel a little bit reluctant—of course, the otakus must not have such a high EQ, what they are reluctant to part with is the legendary experience during this period.

Zhang Lin sat in the dimension bridge generator, the positioning had been set, and Howard put his hand on the joystick.

The moment he slowly pushed down the joystick, Zhang Lin vaguely saw the excited faces of the otakus in the distorted light, and finally all of them disappeared.

In front of him was a hill of accumulation, and the objects that made up this hill were corpses.

Fragmented, blasted from within, the engineer's corpse.