Nonhuman Evolution Guide

"But," Leonard pushed his glasses and pointed weakly beside him, "our world is normal..."

"Do I have to tell the truth?" Wieland turned to him, "Physicists in the normal world wouldn't drive time machines to travel."

Otakus: "..." Knees are full of arrows.

"It can only be said that this kind of influence may be more reflected in some worlds." Wieland thought for a while, and put on a mocking tone, "Maybe your world is a control group without viruses, or, cannon fodder?"

Otakus: "..."

"Go and move the servant of God back to the laboratory tomorrow." Wieland said, "We still have a lot of work to do."

No one disputed the proposal.Although Wieland has repeatedly emphasized that it is impossible for the Servant to destroy Amber from the inside in the short term, everyone prefers to keep the Servant safely in the cage.

The next day, when the sky just dawned, Zhang Lin saw Wieland wheezing outside the spaceship, fixing the glass cage behind the rover.

Zhang Lin checked the size with his eyes, then pointed at it and turned to Wieland.

Before he could speak, Wieland's muffled voice came from the helmet, "We can't get the amber into the laboratory directly, the corridor is not that wide."

This sentence is like saying "we must go to death".

Zhang Lin got into the rover behind Wieland, and David sat in the front seat and was in charge of driving.As usual, he was wearing a probe suit and a helmet, dressed like a real human being - although he didn't need these equipment at all, he was a robot.

Zhang Lin looked at the empty field at the entrance of the spaceship, and turned to Wieland, "Where are the nerds?"

"They are guarding Mr. Wolowitz inside." The person who answered Zhang Lin was David in front, "And the three of us are enough."

Zhang Lin shrugged. Since Wieland dared to go out in person, it meant that he had already prepared for this trip.

In the amber on the cargo platform, the servant of God maintained a posture ready to go, with his lips half-opened, and even the saliva dripping down could be clearly seen through the amber.

It was hard for Zhang Lin to imagine how they would get the fierce servant of God into the glass cage.

"The plan is this," Wieland said to Zhang Lin when David began to rummage through the backpack again, "in a moment David will drill holes in the amber and inject the servant of the gods—then we must let the change Then the minion comes out in a few minutes, or it will suffocate. And you have to make sure, get it into the cage- don't look at me like that, as long as you don't kill it, You can do whatever you want."

"I just have one question." Zhang Lin said, "What do you think it will become...I mean, it will be like an engineer?"

"I don't know, but I think it will." Wieland said, "Otherwise, what do you think you are useful for?"

Zhang Lin gave Wieland a meaningful look, grabbed his sleeves, and then turned to the servant of God.

The actual project is as simple as Wieland's description. When David injected the injection into the servant of God through the amber, a dull and painful scream came out from the amber, and the figure inside quickly twisted and shrunk, curled up into a ball.

Wieland frantically brushed the dissolved substance outside with a bucket.

White mist hissed from the amber, and finally shattered with a crisp cracking sound, a shadow fell on the ground, its limbs spread out weakly, twitching slightly.

"Quick!" Wieland yelled at him.

Zhang Lin was silent for a while. The last time he saw the little blue bottle, it was still a drooling and biting milk baby... After a few days of not seeing each other, it matured into a naked man with bird-thigh length.

So, can IQ keep up?

Blue Bottle answered Zhang Lin with practical actions. It moved on the ground, stared blankly at the big dark blue eyes and turned its head, then sniffed in Zhang Lin's direction, and hummed aggrievedly.

This behavior is so familiar, the standard version of the little blue bottle, but it's done by a naked man with a big bird... it's hard to look at.

Zhang Lin walked over, holding the big blue bottle by the back of the neck, ready to throw it into the cage.

The big blue bottle hugged Zhang Lin's thigh with his backhand, rubbing against it humbly.

Zhang Lin was furious, and directly threw it into the glass cage with a parabola.Showing cuteness requires hardware equipment, okay? If it’s the fluffy little blue bottle before, that’s fine. What qualifications does a muscular naked man have to be cute!

The blue bottle was really anti-aging and durable, and nothing happened after such a fall, but he shook his head in puzzlement, pressed his pale face against the glass surface, and looked pitifully at Zhang Lin outside.

"Shut up, bald man." Zhang Lin said expressionlessly.

The rover dragged the cage of the blue bottle and drove back to the spaceship at the back, greeted by the enthusiastic onlookers of the nerds.

"This is the servant of God?" Raj looked at the blue bottle for a while, and then sighed regretfully, "There is no fat at all—is this really the effect that can only be achieved by cannibalism?"

"Studies have shown," Sheldon said aside, "that humans have a fairly high fat percentage. Raj, if you want to do this, the most important thing is not to stop when Howard is dating Bernadette. to eat."

"And sigh," Leonard added.

Raj immediately retorted: "I don't—well, even if I did—that's Bernadette, a lovely girl with a PhD, and no one thinks an exotic Ph.D. in physics would be more suitable for her." ?"

"I don't know," Leonard shrugged. "I'm happier for Howard that he's asleep now."

"I also hope it's Bernadette," Zhang Lin said, "Now please step aside and let me throw it into the observation room."

A few seconds later, Raj, who realized that he was wrong, asked dissatisfiedly behind Zhang Lin speaking Indian English, "Hope it's Bernadette—what does this mean?"

"I won't tell you, gay." Zhang Lin turned to Raj, pushing the servant's cage.

Raj: "..."

When only Zhang Lin and the blue bottle in the cage were left in the corridor, the big blue bottle turned his head, and in the deep eye sockets, the deep blue eyes blinked slowly, meeting Zhang Lin's gaze.

"Hey," Zhang Lin said, "Isn't it cute?"

The big blue bottle tilted its head and snorted.

Zhang Lin: "..."

According to Wieland's instructions, Zhang Lin first locked the door of the observation room, then pushed the cage in, and opened the magnified blue bottle to come out.

Wieland thought at least one of them had to have access to the blue bottle, including giving him constant injections.This job can only be done by Zhang Linlai, because the blue bottle in its current form can still easily crush other scientists to death.

Fortunately, the blue bottle is not as big as the engineer. Its human form is roughly between the earthlings and the engineer, more than [-] centimeters tall, but not much taller than the human being like the engineer.

Wieland's explanation is that it also has a part of human genes. Although it broke out of the engineer's body, its sporozoite was infected by the archaeologist with the protozoa, and then his wife Xiao in the womb bred within.

Anyway, that's pretty cool—Zhang Lin isn't sure if he can take on a real engineer, but he shouldn't have a problem with the current blue bottle.

Lan Ping squatted in the cage and looked at Zhang Lin. The latter squatted down patiently and beckoned inside, "comeon, come out to eat jelly beans, come out." Zhang Lin was dangling outside the cage with a bag of Mushroom beans Shaking away, I feel that the method Wieland provided is really stupid.

Lan Ping crawled out slowly, still squatting on the ground, looking at Zhang Lin ignorantly, his beautiful eyes were like two pure dark blue beads.

Zhang Lin poured the chocolate beans into his hand and sent some forward.

Lan Ping seemed to understand what he meant, poked his head carefully, and bit Zhang Lin's fingertips.Zhang Lin's eyebrows twitched, but the latter suddenly raised his nose and sniffed the smell of chocolate beans, then hesitantly let go, rolled up a bean with his tongue, put it into his mouth and chewed it.

Then Zhang Lin watched the big blue bottle wipe away the chocolate beans in his hand with a cheerful expression, smacked his lips unwillingly, and licked his palm unwillingly.

"No dear, look at that Raj, don't be so demanding, you will get fat... Damn, let go of my hand."

Lan Ping whined, pressed Zhang Lin's wrist, and tried to squat on his chest like usual.

Zhang Linshun opened both hands obediently, "It's really gone, let me go, there will be more tomorrow."

Lan Ping bit down on the chest pocket of the white coat, and tore the whole garment apart with a kind of perseverance that wanted to get his head in.Zhang Lin half-pushed and half-checked it on the spot, and felt more and more that Wieland's suggestion was unreliable.

Because it doesn't mean to give up at all!

Zhang Lin broke free with his right hand, grabbed the back of Lan Ping's neck and tried to tear it away.The big blue bottle twisted back and forth with extreme reluctance, avoiding Zhang Lin's hand, until Zhang Lin felt that a certain vital point was rubbed so hard that he couldn't bear it anymore.

"Zhang, what are you doing?" There seemed to be a speaker in the room, and Wieland's voice came from it, "I want you to feed it human food, not to feed yourself to it."

Zhang Lin took a quick breath and said to Wieland, "Go to hell."

The blue bottle rubbed against Zhang Lin's chest unwillingly, and Zhang Lin gritted his teeth and grabbed the back of its neck, "I warn...you, it's...wrong to treat a gay like this, your mother—hiss... "

Damn it must have misunderstood beans!

Zhang Lin carefully restrained the blue bottle, preventing it from actually biting down.He roughly looked it up and down, turned over suddenly and stepped on Blue Bottle's knee, "I made your desire unsatisfactory..."

Wieland: "..."

Zhang Lin: "The monitoring is turned off."