Nonhuman Evolution Guide

"And you," Zhang Lin said cruelly, holding his chest, "stolen Sheldon's classic mocking face."

Wieland: "..."

The great scientist walked past Zhang Lin angrily, and pushed the door without looking sideways.

"You seem to be very busy recently." Zhang Lin suddenly said, causing Wieland's footsteps to pause.Zhang Lin looked at the back of the scientist playfully, "The servant of God has been caught, and I will provide you with the raw materials for the injection by your side, and the virus on Howard's body has also been temporarily controlled—so is there anything you need to worry about recently? ?”

Wieland didn't look back, but his shoulders trembled unnaturally, and Zhang Lin seemed to see something bad from it—he seemed to have guessed something.

"There's no need to make random guesses." Wieland turned his face a little, but he stopped quickly, and turned his face to Zhang Lin, so that Zhang Lin couldn't see his expression. "I'm not going to bring back... what doesn't belong to me."

"But you still have to see him." Zhang Lin stared at Wieland's side face and said affirmatively.

Wieland suddenly became irritable and grabbed the doorknob fiercely, "I'm going to save him!"

Zhang Lin didn't speak for a while.

Wieland took a deep breath, "Don't tell me that this will change the course of the world. You know me, if I can save... I don't care what the future will be like-in fact, I think It can't get any worse."

Zhang Lin spread his hands, "I didn't stop you, you can do whatever you want. And I will keep my promise—to accompany you on this journey."

Wieland finally turned his face around, his expression full of contempt, "Aren't you spying on me?"

Zhang Lin withdrew his outstretched hand and scratched his nose nonchalantly.

Suddenly someone outside the door said: "Aha, you are going to get Schrödinger's other cat out of the box."

Wieland turned his head abruptly, and met Sheldon's cute big eyes through the crack of the door.Sheldon trembled like an electric shock, then raised his hand mechanically and quickly, knocked three times outside Wieland's room door, and repeated it three times. "Mr. Wieland, Mr. Wieland, Mr. Wieland."

Wieland: "..."

Shelton pulled the corner of his mouth and showed a nervous smile.

Wieland's nostrils flared, and Sheldon said before he could speak: "You really don't have to care, Mr. Wieland. Because this is not "Top Questions About Time Travel" and "The Butterfly Effect". Obviously, they are not in the same universe when traveling through the time period—it can be regarded as "12 Monkeys" at best. But in fact," Sheldon waved his hand, "the difference is also very big."

The enraged Wieland just wanted to satirize Sheldon, but Zhang Lin's voice came from behind.

"So Peter, can you calm down and listen to me? You can only go to one parallel universe—okay or more, but never all, because all are infinite." Zhang Lin looked stiff Wieland, "No matter what you do, does it make sense that you're only changing one in a million? I'm sorry I really can't see it. You can only save one Davy out of an infinite number of Davids, and in more He died anyway in the world—with all due respect, if you're not planning to trick me into stealing a son from a parallel universe, then you're wasting your time."

The scene fell into silence for a while, Shelton pursed his lips and stared wide-eyed, his eyes turned around the two confronting people, and was finally pulled back by Leonard, who also received a silent gesture.

Sheldon poked his neck in displeasure, but said nothing.

"You're right." After a long time, Wieland made a deep voice, "But I just know what I have to do—I have to find a way to temporarily stop me from being driven crazy by that thought. "

Zhang Lin was also silent.

The hope of being able to travel through time and space was given to Wieland by him.Now he can't say lightly, "You're wrong," and stop Wieland from pursuing the biggest obsession in his life.

But then Wieland rolled his eyes, "If there is anything that can stop me now, it is to track down you—or the truth about the alien race. As a start, when are you going to domesticate your big blue bottle?"

Zhang Lin: "..."

He wanted to avoid looking at him as if nothing had happened, but unfortunately failed, so he shrugged regretfully and faced Wieland sincerely, "To be honest, I'm not very suitable to be a teacher—or a few of them are more suitable."

"Oh," Sheldon said, "we've tried a lot of alien contact."

Leonard quickly stood in front of Sheldon, "I don't care if you're talking about cosplay or video games, Sheldon—but," he turned to Zhang Lin and Wieland, "I All I know is that after listening to Sheldon's lecture, the graduate students are full of complaints on Facebook."

Zhang Lin thought about it, although he wanted to say that the big blue bottle would not complain, but it seemed easier for him to break the neck of an otaku than to complain.

Sheldon is very upset that Leonard stopped him from teaching Big Blue Bottle - which Leonard doesn't mind, at least he understands that he just saved the life of some mortal roommate.

Wieland pushed open the door and took a few steps outside, then stopped suddenly and said to Zhang Lin, "I am more in favor of the reward mechanism."

Zhang Lin: "..."

Wieland's suggestion - honestly, very good.Under Zhang Lin's double offensive reward system of using jelly beans and going into battle in person, the Big Blue Bottle barely opened the door to civilized society, and soon learned to call Zhang Lin's name with an innocent expression, not just staring at him with a drooling face. Hold his thigh.

One day when Zhang Lin climbed out of the observation room exhaustedly with a work record board, he met Sheldon with shining eyes.

"Good evening," Sheldon said in his standard tone.

Zhang Lin: "..."

He really didn't want to know what Sheldon was going to say, and nine times out of ten it wouldn't be a good thing.

"Records show that your copulation frequency has surpassed that of most existing primates, even including bonobos." Sheldon said solemnly following Zhang Lin, who was physically and mentally exhausted, "Why didn't you show any surprise? Chimpanzees enjoy frequent copulation even more than Howard, and they're often gay."

Zhang Lin felt weak.He started seriously thinking about throwing Sheldon this way and that and this and that, and maybe the next second he'd be doing it.

"I don't want to know what I have in common with the bonobo, Sheldon." Zhang Lin hung the work record board on the wall, "You probably don't want to know the difference between you and the corpse."

Sheldon: "..."

As a result, Sheldon didn't say a word along the way, but just hugged the board tightly in his hand and stared at Zhang Lin's back, until Zhang Lin opened the door of room 102.

"Leonard, I'm sorry, please take him away." Zhang Lin leaned his head and said to the people inside.

"Aha," Sheldon said from behind, "I lured him here, what's next, do you have a plan?"

"What plan?" Raj asked blankly.

"Comeon," said Sheldon in an uncanny tone, "don't you see anything wrong?"

The three otaku looked at him with their mouths open, and Sheldon turned to Zhang Lin, "Don't you think he's awakening your alien instinct? Do you have the desire to lay eggs now?"

Zhang Lin: "..."

"Unfortunately," Zhang Lin said blankly, "The Alien doesn't even have tools for making love. The Alien's instinct should be to pierce the human skull——Sheldon, I think my instinct has indeed recovered, and I'm ready to contribute Is your skull out?"

Sheldon looked a little nervous. "I mean - reproduce. Reproduction is the instinct of every living thing. What do you think the servant of God did in the 1 years before the events of "Alien 30" to lay eggs on the next planet?"

"Certainly not demanding," said someone from a door behind Sheldon.

It is worth mentioning that during the period when Zhang Lin was taming the big blue bottle, Wieland mobilized David and the robots to work with the otaku to paint all over the blue bottle with a blue-gray paint that is said to be extremely absorbent and never peel off. The wall at the center allows the laboratory to truly integrate with the spaceship.After finishing this labor-intensive but popular work, Wieland took David to start rebuilding the drainage system here.

Zhang Lin knew that Wieland wanted to find something serious for him to do.

But is it serious to wander into the otaku's room at night-although their room is only separated by a tempered glass paint wall.

"Today is the night of 'Halo'." Leonard explained in charge, "Sheldon insisted on following you, so we asked Peter to join us."

Very well, when Zhang Lin was pressed down by the demanding big blue bottle in this way and that way every day, the scientists of Yuzui happily played together, and they started calling each other's names for a few hours.

It was impossible to say that he would not be upset, so Zhang Lin flicked his tail and stuck Wieland's doorknob, locking him in the bathroom.

The handle was turned weakly a few times, and Wieland finally slammed the door, "Zhang, I know it's you—let me out."

"Hey," Sheldon said disgruntled from the side, "is no one responding to my guess? Does no one realize that you are missing an opportunity to respond to good thinking?"

"I know," said Wieland suddenly in the bathroom, "I know."