Nonhuman Evolution Guide

Big Blue Bottle looked at Zhang Lin blankly, not understanding what he said.

"Be your alien." Zhang Lin stroked his bald head, feeling a little sad.In his opinion, although the eggs are obedient, they obviously don't have much wisdom.The big blue bottle regards it as its own offspring, and the eggs may not understand this kindness.

It only follows instinct, and only Zhang Lin has a father.

Zhang Lin also likes the egg, but the most he can do is to give it a name.He doesn't even want to have too much contact with Al, otherwise when he looks at Queen Al from a human perspective, he will find it difficult to accept that he can't watch his offspring lay eggs in a dark cave.

But Zhang Lin needs the queen, he didn't give birth to the queen's face-hugging egg for no reason, he has something he has to do.

"Yeah, it makes sense." Sheldon expressed his opinion after hearing Zhang Lin's idea, "wisdom is an important criterion for separating species—so I suggest that babies under [-] months should be divided For another species, they don't even recognize what a 'self' is."

Leonard looked helpless, "Sheldon...are you being sarcastic?"

"Sarcasm?" Sheldon glanced at his roommate in surprise, then tilted his head and thought for a moment, then took out a small plastic card from his trouser pocket, "No, I have my sarcasm card with me. I didn't It's out — so obviously, it's not sarcasm, Leonard."

Leonard rolled his eyes, and retorted Sheldon in a low voice, "I know, so I'm actually being sarcastic."

Sheldon: "..."

"I thought you guys would discuss it more seriously." Zhang Lin hugged his egg and watched the nerds play three-dimensional chess, sighed, "I plan to go to the world of "Harry Potter"."

"Oh—" the nerds all let out disappointed voices.

Zhang Lin was puzzled by this neat pace: "What's wrong with you?"

"I don't think it's a good idea at all," Howard said. "From Zombie's point of view (he points to himself), obviously, I don't want some kind of giant-sized alien in this world at all." Queen."

"Does this have something to do with Zombie Man?" Zhang Lin despised Howard, "Then Zombie Man, what is your ability?"

"Oh come on," Sheldon waved his hand, "since the last time he survived by chance, he mentioned 'Zombie Man' at least twenty times a day, and even kept recording his erection time continuously, thinking that the zombie virus could He stays 'rigid' for longer."

"What does it mean to survive by luck?" Howard retorted Sheldon, "I was trying to win by chance, and in the end I became different." He turned to Zhang Lin, "At least I haven't been infected with the flu virus for a long time. "

"Yeah," Leonard said beside him, "since you got a virologist girlfriend."

Howard: "..."

"By the way," Zhang Lin suddenly remembered, "I heard that Peter plans to stay with you for a while?"

"Why are you calling me so gay?" Raj said, "We're not gay—we've sorted out Peter's papers and published them in the journal Science, and I heard that Peter is willing to come to work, the principal Quite happy."

"Because I'm gay." Zhang Lin said with a sneer, "Of course, maybe I'm the only gay."

"Oh—" Sheldon suddenly became interested.

Zhang Lin tensed up, and mouthed "Shut him up" to Leonard, but Leonard pretended he didn't see it.No one wants to touch Sheldon's bad luck at this time.

"We used to discuss your sexuality..." Sheldon just started, but was interrupted by Zhang Lin, "Are you discussing my sexuality? You are really bad friends, I don't like you anymore."

Sheldon pursed his lips, his cheeks flushed slightly, and he tilted his head to Leonard, "No, I didn't start it first."

"It was you who started it," Leonard said.

"Oh, I started first," Sheldon said quickly, then suddenly relieved, "I'm sorry, Sheldon, I can't lie."

Zhang Lin: "..." In fact, he didn't care much about it, and he was a little curious, so he asked Sheldon casually: "Really, what's the result of your discussion?"

Sheldon watched him warily.

Zhang Lin shrugged, "Do I need to trigger any switch to make you speak? Beep beep beep——Sheldon, are we connected?"

Shelton seemed to want to refute Zhang Lin's comparison of him to a robot, but also wanted to continue talking. When the two things reached the same level of importance, Shelton opened his mouth and remained silent for a long time.

Zhang Lin stroked the eggs with a smile, "Al also wants to know..."

Sheldon took a deep breath, glanced at the eggs in horror, and quickly said: "It's like this, it's very simple - because all the aliens except the queen are male, and the queen never has sex with other aliens. Then the options are limited."

Zhang Lin: "..."

Shelton took a quick look at him, "Actually, there's no choice at all."

Zhang Lin looked at him quietly, "I've always been gay."

"Oh," Sheldon found a board full of words from somewhere, and crossed out a line on it, "then we can veto this line."

Zhang Lin: "..."

At this moment, Wieland, who was wearing a probe suit and a helmet, came in from the outside and looked at them incredulously, "What are you doing?"

"As you can see, play three-dimensional chess." Zhang Lin said.

Wieland looked around at everyone present like a god of war, "So I ask, what are you doing? This is war, aggression, and we are fighting a group of aliens!"

No one wants to face this fact, but it cannot be denied either.

The otaku stood up sparsely, and so did Zhang Lin.He turned to look at Wieland, who tilted his head before he could speak, "In the laboratory." Zhang Lin hesitated, but Wieland looked at him, "Okay, we all know you're going to a lab." The unscientific world looks for parasites - you know where to find us if you need to, you're a 'god' now."

Zhang Lin was noncommittal, listening to Wieland continue, "We have already got the world list, you are in charge of your queen, and we are in charge of testing the pollution level."

Zhang Lin nodded. The Doctor was really watching him, and just a few days after he spawned, the radar at the base kept receiving unknown signals.Wieland quickly deciphered them, because they were too similar to the ones he extracted from the memory of the big blue bottle—in other words, they were the "language" for the princes to communicate.

Zhang Lin thought for a while, "Actually, as long as the princes can evacuate, it doesn't matter even if they have already left the original body in our world."

"It's very relevant." Wieland said softly, "Just one drop of protoplasm is enough to destroy an entire planet—of course, it's nothing compared to the invasion of the princes." He looked at Zhang Lin, who didn't say.

Wieland was silent for a moment, then said, "Don't worry, we still have your aliens—shouldn't you give your other alien a name?"

"Tom...or Jerry?" Zhang Lin looked at Wieland.

Wieland showed disdainful eyes, "It's terrible, is your level like this?"

Zhang Lin raised his eyebrows, "Then you come up with a high-end and elegant one."

"Oh," Wieland said nonchalantly, "Jerry."

"..." Zhang Lin shrugged and stretched out a hand, "Okay—then, I wish us all success."

Wieland gave him a light high-five with a little awkwardness.When Zhang Lin turned his head to look at the nerds, Mr. "Zombie Man" forced a smile, "Hey, we don't have to be so dignified—I mean, with Mr. Blue Bottle around, we are extremely safe. "

Zhang Lin lowered his hands calmly and shrugged at everyone, "Then...see you at the end of the world."

"See you at the end of the world," the scientists responded.

The laboratory is a special case of the entire base. Anyway, there are no outsiders here, so the entire wall is still transparent, and it can be seen from the outside.

Zhang Lin stopped far away, looking at the scene inside.The little follower—or rather, Jerry was sitting on a chair with a metal ring on his head, like some kind of device for connecting brain signals.The boy moved his butt a little irritably from time to time, but fortunately he was quite honest, and he never made such crazy behaviors as running and crawling.

The big blue bottle obviously spotted Zhang Lin immediately, raised his head from the side of the experiment table, and looked at him from afar.

Zhang Lin walked in.

"This is prepared by scientists." The big blue bottle looked at him and said, "It can monitor and adjust his brain signals to a certain extent to prevent him from suddenly violently attacking people."

"When you go there, are you going to let him take this with you?" Zhang Lin frowned.

Jerry raised his face to look at Zhang Lin, and slowly opened his mouth, showing a smiling face inarticulately, "Lin."

"Zhang." Big Blue Bottle immediately corrected him seriously.

"Lin," Jerry insisted.

Big Blue Bottle: "..."

Zhang Lin felt that he should express something to the stupid little follower, so he stroked the boy's head which had grown just a few centimeters encouragingly, "Not bad... I mean, it's great."

Sure enough, the pair of big blue eyes on the side suddenly complained a lot.

Zhang Lin coughed and lowered his eyelids, "I am in this world... well, I have met a few friends in these few worlds." His voice was a little soft, but without hesitation, "Now they are going to Save the world, and no one will know. You have to watch them for me, don't let them die."

"Okay." The big blue bottle replied.

"And there is..." Zhang Lin said, then paused, "It's gone."

Big Blue Bottle said suddenly, "I'll shave my hair off."

Zhang Lin looked at him blankly, then couldn't laugh or cry, remembering that he just touched the little follower's head.

The scorching breath gradually approached his ears, on the contrary, the cool air from this planet penetrated into the unbuttoned collar.Zhang Lin raised his hand and grabbed Big Blue Bottle's wrist, and glanced at Jerry hesitantly. The boy was staring at the two of them curiously. "this is not good……"

The big blue bottle stared at him, "Is it really bad?"

Zhang Lin paused for a moment, and finally moved his hand away in embarrassment, allowing the aliens to continue to push forward.

In addition, he may need to ask Wieland for help to formulate an educational plan for their race.