Nonhuman Evolution Guide

Wieland ran in the direction of the transport vehicle. David opened the compartment, and the red warning light inside flashed urgently, illuminating a small forest, and even attracted a few zombies.Wieland quickly took out two alien eggs from inside and threw them at the zombies.

Zhang Lin's outstretched hand froze in the air, unable to catch his egg.

"Holy shit, you can't do this to my little sweethearts." Zhang Lin said, "You sonless, deranged profiteer,"

Wieland was stabbed in the sore foot, obviously very angry, "Did you see how your little sweethearts jumped out of the air ferociously and threw down the zombies, you postpartum alien who is breastfeeding."

Zhang Lin, "..."

"Breastfeeding," Zhang Lin heard a voice coming from the communication device next to him, and someone tapped the microphone.

Wieland: "..."

The scientist gave David a hard look, covered the microphone and whispered, "Don't connect before I agree, what if it's a prince?"

"What prince?" came the slow voice of the big blue bottle from the loudspeaker.

Zhang Lin took Wieland's hand off the microphone, "Sorry, we all have good hearing."

Wieland coughed and said into the microphone expressionlessly: "Oh, we're watching a movie." There was a chuckle from the opposite side, the voice belonged to Ripley, with a little sarcasm.

Zhang Lin looked at Wieland, "Do you want to refute her, she is very accurate with marksmanship."

Wieland: "..."

"I can't believe it," said Zhang Lin when he heard a pleasant and cheerful voice from the opposite side, "If this incident hadn't happened, wizards would still continue to get along with Muggles in this way, and the situation after hundreds of years is really unimaginable. "

"I don't think so," said another sarcastically, "it's enough to persecute wizards, to continue the tradition, isn't it?"

"Severus, don't be so pessimistic." Dumbledore said again, "Have you watched those supernatural dramas? I think it's very interesting. I'm writing to the Ministry of Magic to suggest that they change their name to Evolvers." association."

"Then I can go buy newspapers." Snape sneered a few times, "I especially like the part where they discuss your great contribution to St. Mungo's Psychiatry on the life page. I guess this will happen soon. There will be a follow-up."

"So," Wieland, who endured for a long time, finally said, "Did you deliberately travel through the dimension to listen to your talk show for us?"

"Let's chat." Ripley on the opposite side replied.

Such a leisurely magic group was really hard to look at directly, Zhang Lin carried Wieland to the back, and then opened his mouth into the microphone.

"Is it you?" The big blue bottle, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke out, as if he knew who the person opposite was.Zhang Lin knew that he would survive, but felt that he hadn't heard this voice for a long time.

"I bet it's Zhang, how about a shot?" Ripley said.

"But I also want to bet it's Zhang..." Kaur replied.

"That's no fun," Ripley said, "go ahead."

Kaur: "..."

"It's just a joke, be bold, girl." Ripley said.

Kaur: "Then why don't you let me bet 'yes'..."

Zhang Lin coughed quickly, "Well...it's me."

But the speaker also fell silent, making Zhang Lin suddenly a little uneasy.But after a few seconds, the uneasiness disappeared, and Ripley's voice came over, "Your daughter tried to climb on the medicine cabinet to steal the injection, and then was attracted by Professor Dumbledore's private collection of cockroaches, your alien Go grab the sugar jar from her, do you have anything to say, I can convey it for you."

Zhang Lin suddenly had a bad feeling, "Wait, you said Elizabeth can already snatch sugar jars from others?"

"Yes, Mr Wieland brought in another alien and said he could help too, but he obviously thought we were abusing your little ones, so he stole the injection to turn her back, with She went out foraging once, and by the time your aliens finally found them, it was too late. So sorry, you didn't get a chance to breastfeed her yourself, she's already walking."

"Jerry?" Zhang Lin gritted his teeth, "What about others, call him to answer the phone!"

"This is not a phone," Wieland said next to him, "I've already said it's a twist force field communication device..."

Ripley interrupted Wieland, "Wait, he may be harming the Blue Stars of Hogwarts outside again. Can I say that he is the most loyal member of your race, since he discovered that Ai After the marijuana that Mi gave the monkeys was a drug for the Blue Stars, they are sparing no effort to spread it everywhere.”

"So I have to have a good talk with him," Zhang Lin said, "That method won't work anymore, we need to use the Blue Star people properly."

"Blue star Ripley, thank you for your answer." Ripley said, "Cauer found him, and I asked him to answer the phone."

Wieland: "It's not a phone..."

Zhang Lin interrupted him: "Jerry?"

"I don't like that name," a teenage grunt came through the speaker, slightly disapproving. "I know it's the most casual name for a Bluestar."

Once again, Zhang Lin felt that something was wrong, because he suddenly discovered that the little follower opposite him was at the... puberty age of the Blue Stars.

"Of course not," Zhang Lin said in the most hypocritical tone of his life, "This is the first foreign name I knew from watching TV when I was a child. I don't know if they told you that my mother tongue is not English."

There was a "hum" from the opposite side.

Zhang Lin was furious immediately, "Come here if you have the guts, let's have a good talk."

The person on the opposite side was silent, until Zhang Lin heard a soft child's voice crying "Wow", and the boy's voice whispered "Hmm".

Zhang Lin: "..." Don't guess what the young man is thinking, why do you always feel that the big blue bottle who stays on the other side with the baby is more miserable than the one who lays eggs here?

"This is a good idea," said Dumbledore, who was silent for a long time beside him, "Actually, we also planned this way. Although this matter should not be known to too many people, we think that since Mr. Blue Bottle has woken up, We might as well go and help."

"Are you sure?" Wieland was beside him, looking very unhappy, "You can form a family tour group with this configuration, is it okay to come over?"

Ripley asked back: "Then we really go on a trip, are you okay?"

Wieland: "..."

With a sad expression on his face, the scientist turned off the communication device, and said to the artificial intelligence next to him, "Call the engineers over there to open the dimension bridge together."

After a while, Howard's voice came from the campfire, "I'm an engineer, but not a worker! Everyone can do this, don't just call me every time!"

"But our differences are more than that," Sheldon's voice said, "We both have PhDs."

Howard: "..."

At the same time, Wieland suddenly looked at Zhang Lin, "I heard that you graduated from undergraduate?"

Zhang Lin thought for a while, and inserted his fingers into the skull of the zombie next to him as if nothing had happened.