Asgard Egg Hatching Guide

When Tang Yuan heard Liu Xu's words "I picked up a bunch of penguins", he felt as if the huge waves mixed with the sea breeze in summer covered his face, making him shudder. Quite a few tremors.

He grabbed Liu Xu and said, "Brother, is what you said true? You really... picked up a bunch of penguins? Where did you pick up the penguins?"

Liu Xu was caught by Tang Yuan until his bones ached. He said in a daze, "I have a friend who works in the park. He said that one day a bunch of penguins suddenly appeared in the crocodile pond in their park, and the crocodile hid in the corner half-dead in fright. Shivering, the penguins were all soaking in the water to escape the heat, oh, yes, there was a bastard in that pile of penguins, and I took it back too."

Speaking of this, Liu Xu and his friend were very surprised. The penguins appeared out of nowhere and occupied the big pool of the crocodile. The crocodile was frightened to death. There is really no place to raise them in the park. His friend originally planned to report it, but Liu Xu suddenly came up with a novel idea. He has never raised other small animals in Tangyuan in his life, so he thinks that penguin is very cute. It must be particularly exciting at home, and it is also an advantage not to shed hair!

Keeping penguins as pets is of course more exciting than keeping some cats and dogs. Speaking of which, probably every adult man still retains some childhood innocence in his heart, and the same is true for Liu Xu. There is a big house that has been simply decorated and has no furniture, but there is a particularly good thing about that house, that is, the refrigeration system is very sturdy, because a cousin of Liu Xu and Tang Yuan suddenly fell in love with skating, But he disliked the small skating rinks in southern cities, so Liu Xu built an skating rink on the first floor of the house. Unexpectedly, this time it would be useful for raising penguins.

He thought it was a waste when it was installed as a skating rink, because their cousin didn't come to skate a few times after that, but now it's better, God gave him a group of penguins.

Hearing this, Liu Xu was basically sure of something. He pulled Liu Xu to stand up, and shouted the names of Kaiyue and Tuanzi towards the second floor. Tuanzi sat on Kaiyue's neck and came up and down the stairs, followed by Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng. Later, he asked, "What's the matter? Are you screaming so urgently?"

Liu Xu was secretly raising penguins at first, and he didn't let anyone know about it. Seeing Tang Yuan pulling him up, he wanted to speak out, so he immediately covered Tang Yuan's mouth. On Liu Xu's chest, Liu Xu sobbed and let go, Tuanzi blinked and said, "What is Uncle Dad doing?"

Tang Yuan immediately said to Wang Yincheng: "Drive, let's go to my brother's house in the outer suburbs. I found the penguin!"

Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng were taken aback, and looked at each other. Tuanzi and Kaiyue opened their mouths at the same time. Tuanzi stepped on Kaiyue's forehead and jumped off the ground, ran into Tang Yuan's arms, and said excitedly: "Really? Really? Dad Didn't you lie to me?"

Tang Yuan kneaded the dumplings: "I didn't lie to you, let's go, Dad will take you to find the penguins."

Liu Xu didn't understand what happened until the car drove on the road. He finally understood that it was those penguins who dared to deal with Shen'ao.

The driver was Liu Heng, and Liu Xu said a little depressed, "Hey, let me tell you earlier, I thought that bastard had no legs and no tail, and I fed him a lot of food every day." After a pause, his eyes became complicated, Muttering to himself, "No wonder those penguins look at me with subtle and complicated eyes every time I feed the bastard."

Kaiyue, Duanzi, and Tang Yuan turned to look at him while they were speechless: "You still feed him? You should just make soup, right?"

The outer suburbs are more than an hour away from the city. After more than an hour, Liu Xu's house finally came into everyone's sight. Liu Heng, who was driving, got out of the car dissatisfied and kicked Liu Xu: "You are fine. What kind of house do you want to buy in this big barren hill?"

Tang Yuan took the dumpling and walked towards the house quickly, holding the key in his hand, the key was wet, and both father and son were worried. When the key was inserted into the keyhole, for some reason, the two suddenly felt very anxious. With a feeling, it seems that there is a familiar feeling on the other side of the door. Tuanzi raised his neck and looked at Tang Yuan: "Dad, I'm so nervous."

Kaiyue kneaded the dumplings: "It's okay, Dad is also nervous."

With a very slight "click", the lock was finally unlocked. Tang Yuan gently pushed the door open, holding the little butt dumpling in one hand, and swept his eyes towards the door, but suddenly met a Facing the small round black eyeballs, both sides were startled, and Tuanzi shouted: "Ah!"

But then, the dumpling was pinched by two teams of short wings, yes, it was pinching, a pair of short wings clamped his head, and another pair of short wings clamped his thighs, just like that, Xiao Tuanzi was taken from Tang Yuan's arms. Grab it.

It took Tang Yuan a second to see that there were several penguins standing on top of each other, but when he realized it, those penguins had already entered the hall on the first floor of the room with the dumplings.

There is a white ice layer in sight, which is much larger than the house when Tang Yuan was there. There was a big swimming pool next door, but this time it was opened by Liu Xu and filled with ice water. Constantly cool down the room to make snow, and in the swimming pool, Tang Yuan can still see a lot of small fish in it.The venue that was originally used for skating and swimming has become a paradise for penguins. There are two to three hundred penguins living in any corner of the room. Some penguins walk around the room in groups, and some penguins Lying on the ground, with their stomachs on the ground, paddling with their hind feet to play on the iceberg, some penguins looked at the roof with their necks and heads on their backs, and a group of penguins, uh, seemed to be confronting each other and preparing to fight at any time.

And after the penguins at the gate just snatched the dumpling into the room, the penguins on the ice suddenly gathered together, and they surrounded the dumpling with three layers and three layers outside, so that the soup source could not be seen The figure of Tuanzi appeared, and a group of penguins crowded together, holding their short necks up and calling "Hey Hey Hey" towards the sky.

Hyatt and the others followed into the room, and were stunned when they saw the strange scene in the hall. Wang Yincheng slapped Liu Xu on the back of the head, and said quietly: "My boy, it's a surprise to raise such a group of penguins. , has it been a long time?"

Hyatt approached: "Damn, is it really all here?"

Tang Yuan stared and walked in step by step, his eyes searching the room, Kaiyue and the others followed, Liu Xu said: "I counted, there are more than 200 in total, but sometimes it is 235, 236."

When Liu Xu said this, Tang Yuan and Kaiyue looked at each other and immediately understood, there was only one difference, it should be Tai Chi!

Tang Yuan approached the penguins, and a large group of penguins surrounded the dumplings. Soon, those gathered penguins made way for Tang Yuan to come out, lifted the dumplings on the ice, and Tang Yuan lifted them up. The group hugged again.

Tuanzi's eyeballs were wet and red, but he was so strong that he didn't shed tears. He just rubbed the corners of his eyes, looked at the penguin under his feet and said, "Which one is the father? Everyone looks the same."

Without mana, you can't open your eyes, so naturally you can't recognize that it's just Tai Chi at a glance, but Tai Chi should be able to recognize them at a glance. According to Hyatt's words, it's okay to stand out by yourself, and hide among hundreds of them. What kind of mentality does it mean for others to find him?

But the penguins seem to have a very low IQ after they came to the world, and they can no longer understand what Tangyuan Duanzi said. The dumpling is really a penguin, so it is reasonable to communicate with the penguins, but no matter what the dumpling says , the penguins lost their tacit understanding in the sky, and Qi Qi, with big eyes and small eyes, looked at Tuanzi with his neck held high and his short wings between, standing motionless.

Tang Yuan Duanzi and the others were under a lot of pressure from being stared at by the penguins, so Tang Yuan thought of a way to find them one by one.

Liu Xu found a lot of boards in the room on the second floor, and divided the entire ice layer into two parts. Tang Yuan and Kaiyue moved a chair and sat on the side, hugging each other, looking at the penguins' small eyeballs, and asking: "Tai Chi?" If the penguin didn't move and continued to stare back, put the penguin in the compartment on the other side.

Tang Yuan is the first screening, Hyatt is the second, Wang Yincheng is the third, Liu Heng and Liu Xu are in charge of arranging the penguins on the other side of the compartment. More than 200 penguins say more or less, so that in the end, As soon as Tang Yuankaiyue and the penguin's black eyeballs met, there was a tendency to cross-eyed.

The penguins that were put in on the other side of the compartment lay on the fence and looked at Tang Yuan and the others, screaming, and Hyatt rolled his eyes back to his cross-eyed eyes, and said to himself: "What are those penguins shouting?" ?”

Tuanzi said helplessly at the side: "They are digesting us as idiots."

Hyatt, Tang Yuan: "..."

Wang Yincheng shook his head, and suddenly asked: "Tuanzi is so young, why do you know the word idiot?"

Tang Yuankaiyue turned his back at the same time, pretending that it had nothing to do with him.

Keep looking, keep looking, although the speed is also fast, but Tang Yuan feels that all the penguins look the same now, his eyes are blurred, finally, he picked up another penguin, this penguin is the same as other penguins There is no difference, it also has a white belly, a black feathered back tail, short wings and two claws, but for some reason, when Tang Yuan and the penguin looked at each other, they were obviously stunned for a moment.

Penguin's eyeballs are also black, but when looking at him, he is very serious. Tang Yuan can see his face and expression from those dark eyes. He shook the penguin in his hand and asked: "Tai Chi ?”

The penguin didn't move, but still looked at Tang Yuan. Hyatt had already stretched out his hand, but Tang Yuan avoided it and continued to ask, "Tai Chi?"

The penguin let out a small "Hey Hey" from its throat, like a weak siren sound, but after such a small cry, the penguins in the whole room started to raise their necks and shouted "Hey Hey Hey" .

Tuanzi trotted over, leaned against Tang Yuan's leg, put his hands on Tang Yuan's leg, stared at the penguin in Tang Yuan's hand with his round eyes: "Is it Father? Is it really Father?"

Tang Yuan felt tense for a while, he thought it should be, but for some reason, he felt that the penguin in front of him reacted a bit slowly, and at that moment a thought popped up in his mind-Nimma won't be stupid right?

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Later, the little penguin was carried home by the dumpling, and refused to let go all the way, rubbing his cheek against the little penguin's long beak, holding it as if holding the most precious treasure in the world.

After going back, Tang Yuan and the others discussed that it might be that they had hurt the Yuanshen, which is why they reacted so slowly. The best way is to hurry up and take those penguins and the Shenaohui Celestial Clan with them.

After confirming, Wang Yincheng and Liu Xu drove them to a deserted wilderness, and then Kaiyue Tangyuan Tengyun ran towards the sky. Tuanzi held the penguin in one hand and waved it above his head with the other: "Goodbye, grandpas, goodbye uncle , when father's brain is cured, we will come back to see you."

Hearing this, the penguin in his arms pecked the dumpling unhappily, and the penguins in a pile on the cloud began to call "Hey Hey Hey".

After returning to the sky, the news that Tang Yuan Kaiyue had found Tai Chi spread quickly. Donghua Kongfa ran into the palace non-stop. When he saw Tai Chi in the shape of a penguin, Kongfa almost fainted from crying. But a little heavy.

There is a saying in the sky called returning to its original form. The current situation of Taiji is almost the same, but the situation of Taiji is very special. It turned back into a penguin because it damaged the soul, so it can only be transformed back when the soul recovers.

And how long will it take to raise Yuanshen?neither knows.

What method should be used to raise Yuanshen?Donghua said, it’s like taking medicine when a person is sick. You know that taking medicine will make you recover, but you will only know when you recover quickly and slowly, and no one knows now.

However, everyone said that it was great to find Tai Chi, and the penguins seemed to be all right. After gathering with the penguins in the corner of the palace, they settled down happily there.

Shenao has turned back into a big bastard shrunk in its shell. Tuanzi has been thinking about his tortoise shell all the time, so when Donghua re-sealed Shenao's real body on Dongying Island, he took the tortoise shell off. Brought it back to the group.

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After the four poles and four barrens broke through the mountains, spring, summer, autumn and winter merged into the four seasons of the monster clan, so the winter that the monster clan cut off originally came back.

It has been more than half a year since I found Tai Chi and the penguins. In the past six months, Tang Yuan circled around the dumplings, the dumplings circled around the penguins, and Kaiyue was surrounded by memorials and ministers.

After Tai Chi became a penguin, he has always looked stupid, but his behavior habits are obviously different from other penguins. He has the habits of many people. From time to time, I would lie down and take a walk in the corridor under the Mishang flower tree.

And what Tuanzi likes to do most now is to play games with penguins and Tai Chi. Since Tang Yuan taught Tuanzi some games he played when he was a child, Tuanzi fell in love with it—we are all a mixture of wooden people and peek-a-boo game.

This game is to play with all the penguins, stand in an open space, let Tai Chi mix with the penguins, after dozens of strokes, all the penguins stay in place, and Tuanzi starts to look for Tai Chi.

Tuanzi gave this game a nice name, called "Looking for Father Jun", sometimes calling Tang Yuan, and sometimes calling Shangkong Faxue Man Donghua or even Kaiyue and Daxuelang.Tang Yuan is almost driven crazy by the whole game now. According to Donghua, the time record of Tai Chi hidden in this game has now been stretched to three days and three nights (...).

Later, under Hyatt's rage, this game has an upgraded version called - find father and son.The penguins will stand together "hand in hand", one big and one small, and Tang Yuan and the others will find out which pair is "Tai Chi and Tuanzi" father and son.

The whole palace was about to be driven crazy by the dumpling. Hyatt was furious and went back to review the memorial. He felt that no one was as cruel as Penguin when he read the memorial. Biyou, Daxuelang and Tang Yuan complained endlessly. The three of them have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and it would be too uncomfortable not to find them.

The little snowman also asked the snow ape-man inexplicably: "Dad, don't the penguins start flopping when you say 'dinner is ready'? Isn't that very simple?"

The snow ape man touched the little snowman's head earnestly: "...It's okay, your uncles are rather stupid."

The little snowman Ari was very confused: "Then should I tell my uncles?"

Snow Ape Man: "Let's forget it, idleness is idleness anyway."

Cough... In fact, it's still good when you don't play games. After Tai Chi's body slowly recovers, the primordial spirit has replenished a lot, and it has begun to have the majesty of a father.

Tang Yuan taught Tuanzi how to read and write. Tai Chi stood at the table and urged him. I hate my father and my father the most!! You two are what brother Xuelang said to be working hand in hand!"

Tang Yuan said quietly: "You're still applauded. I think when I was in school, there were three years in kindergarten, six years in elementary school, three years in junior high school and three years in high school, and university. In addition to Chinese, mathematics, and English, arts and sciences, you don't want to practice calligraphy well. , I will find this three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulation to show you."

Holding the brush, Tuanzi rolled his eyes with his eyeballs, and Tai Chi took another bite, this bite was directly on his eyelids, and there was a kind of helpless annoyance whipping inside.

Tuanzi was so angry that he dropped his pen and lay down on the table, yelling, "Don't learn, don't learn, father pecked me with his mouth."

Tang Yuan glanced at Tai Chi with a "good job" look, and patted Tuanzi on the head: "Your father is not pecking you, he is kissing you, but your father's mouth is longer and harder now."

Tuanzi raised his head, naive and teary-eyed, and said, "Didn't Father's mouth be hard before?"

Tang Yuan didn't think about it yet: "That's right, Father's mouth was soft before."

Tai Chi's dark eyeballs suddenly became a little heavy.

Tuanzi looked innocently at the beams on the roof again, and asked, "How did Dad know? Has Dad ever been bitten by Father's mouth before?"

Tang Yuan: "..."

Zhu Wu, who has been lying silently in the corner, thought to himself—Young man, you have been so smart since you were a child, and you will become a master when you grow up!

At night, it is impossible for Tai Chi to sleep in the same nest as the penguins. Naturally, Tuanzi sleeps with Tai Chi in his arms, and Tang Yuan lies beside him.

Tang Yuan sometimes felt something staring at him when he was half asleep and half awake. When he opened his eyes, he met a pair of black eyeballs and found that it was Tai Chi, so he closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

Time flies by in a snap of the fingers, and soon, the Spring Festival after the return of the first winter of the Monster Race will come. The palace is full of joy, with red lanterns hanging high, and various red decorations dotted every corner of the palace.

Hyatt was forced by Tuanzi's "find father and son" game to deal with government affairs more seriously now, as if he had the appearance of a demon king. After completing all the assignments that needed to be dispatched during the Spring Festival, he took time to spend time with soup Yuan discusses how to spend their own Spring Festival in the palace.

Tang Yuan said: "How else can we live, let's get together and have a meal."

But it was only on the night of New Year's Eve that Tang Yuan realized that almost everyone was very busy. Hyatt had to go out of the palace to accept the blessings and worship of the monsters. Come over empty, the snow ape man took his son out to join in the fun, and the big snow wolf was going to celebrate the festival with his clansmen outside the city, even Hu Xiaowu, his old bustard, was too busy to touch the ground.

Tang Yuan returned to the palace after sunset, and the palace people set up food in a small pavilion at the corner of the East Palace. They said that the dumplings were holding penguins there. When Tang Yuan returned, he found that the yard was full of penguins, gathered together, and In the pavilion, Tang Yuan was lying on the couch with his buttocks pouted, muttering to Tai Chi, and he didn't know what he was talking about.

When he got closer, he heard Tuanzi seem to say: "Father, I think you are a little shameless like this."

"What are you talking about?" Tang Yuan walked into the pavilion.

Tuanzi immediately grabbed Taiji's short wings with one hand and turned his head, "Father!"

Tang Yuan hugged the dumpling, lying on the couch and put the dumpling on his chest, Tai Chi was standing next to his head.

It had been a long time since the palace was so lively and quiet. He seemed to be able to hear the hustle and bustle outside the palace, and he seemed to feel that the whole palace was empty, as if they were the only ones.

The wind in winter was not cold for some reason, but he felt very comfortable lying down like this. He squinted his eyes as he looked at the sky outside the pavilion, thinking that such a comfortable moment was really not good, and he didn't have to think about anything.

At this time, a huge firework suddenly exploded in the sky, which Tang Yuan had never seen before. It was just a small red dot at first, and then the red dot scattered sparks towards the surroundings and merged into a huge flower. Fireworks, and those scattered fireworks continued to scatter, one after another, and finally with a burst of "bang bang bang", the colorful fireworks enveloped the entire sky.

It was like the sound of a trumpet, and then the whole sky was filled with fireworks and fireworks, and the hustle and bustle sounded more clearly through the palace wall and into the East Palace Pavilion.

The black sky was like a huge black screen, Tang Yuan's eyes reflected the colorful fireworks, and he lay quietly and empty. Soon, his vision was suddenly blocked, and his eyes first reflected a smooth forehead, and then A pair of beautiful black eyes fixed on him.

Tang Yuan didn't seem to see the pair of eyes, his gaze projected thousands of miles above the sky, shaking his wish, he opened his lips and sighed quietly: "It's pretty pretty."

Standing behind the couch, Taiji looked into Tang Yuan's eyes, but Tang Yuan didn't seem to see him at all. Just as he was about to speak, Taiji suddenly raised his hand and punched him on the chin: "Who made you Changed back? Changed back! Don't block my sight!"

The slightly shameless Tai Chi turned back into a penguin silently, and jumped into Tang Yuan's embrace unwillingly and cautiously.

Tuanzi pulled him back, and whispered to himself, "I'm telling you, father, you really are a bit shameless like this!" That one's tone was even more serious.

Penguin Taiji let out a foul breath, and at this moment, Tang Yuan raised his hands, pressed one hand on the head of Tuanzi, and the other on Taiji's head, and said: "New Year is coming, spring is just around the corner, that's great .”

The penguin rubbed its mouth against Tang Yuan's wrist, and the dumpling smiled and said, "The New Year is coming." The penguins called out "Hey Hey Hey", as if they were also saying that the New Year is coming and spring is coming.

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The next morning, when Tang Yuan woke up, he found that the dumplings and penguins around him were gone. He got out of bed in his middle coat, as if he heard something outside the window, he went to the window and opened it.

To his surprise, it snowed heavily on the first day of the new year, and the entire outside of the East Palace was covered in white, and under the flowers beside the stone table, there was a man in a white robe with long black hair embracing a The child sits and reads a book.

The voice of the child is particularly crisp, like an oriole standing on a branch in the morning: "Father, I can recite this! Goose, goose, goose, singing to the sky, white hair floating in green water, anthurium touching the clear waves."

Tang Yuanzheng was a little dazed when he heard this, but he heard the child's crisp voice turn around, and said directly to him, "Dad, Happy New Year!! I want to eat roast goose!"

Tang Yuan was stunned for a moment, raised his eyes, and was facing a pair of dark and deep gazes. When the wind passed by, and the snow was blowing on his face and heart, his heart skipped a beat. The three of them celebrate the new year together.

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Many years ago, when he was taken to the glutinous rice balls living alone in the small courtyard of Gouchen Palace as a child, he had such a hidden and enthusiastic expectation in his heart, but he could only silently say to the Tai Chi bedroom outside the courtyard—— Dijun, happy new year.

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Tang Yuan stood by the bed with his chin propped up, thinking lazily—ah, I haven't forgiven Dijun for forgiving Tai Chi yet!However, I still have to say--

happy New Year.

He turned his head and shouted to the palace people outside: "Let the kitchen make roast goose for the dumplings!"

Extra episode 1, 2

Taiji has been a little depressed recently, and there is no other reason. Since the restoration of the original spirit, he has been kicked out of the demon clan.

No matter how much Tuanzi dragged Tang Yuan's robe to act coquettishly, Tuanzi was kicked out in the end.

There was no other way, Taiji Tengyun carried the dumpling back to Gouchen Palace. On the way back, the dumpling pouted and was depressed, and finally turned his head to Taiji in a muffled voice and said, "Father, this is the second time I've been kicked by my father while sitting. Stare away, I feel that the greatest wish in my life right now is not to be kicked away for the third time because of sitting in a row."

Taiji hummed, and while he was relieved that Tuanzi had already learned how to use the word "sit together", he said in a complicated mood: "Then it will be fine as long as the father is kicked away alone."

Tuanzi turned his head, nodded seriously, clenched his fists and said, "Yes, that's it."

An arrow flew over and directly pierced Tai Chi's heart.

There is no change in the Gochen Palace, the only thing that has changed is that the little dumpling that was just an egg has now broken its shell, and it will run all over the ground and shout.

Kongfa expressed deep sympathy for Taiji's experience, and did not express anything other than sympathy. He took the dumplings to eat and drink every day, Taiji frowned and asked Kongfa, "Why did Tang Yuan have the heart to throw the dumplings out? "

Kongfa let out an "ah" and said inexplicably, "Blow it out? Isn't it right? There have been a lot of things going on in the demon palace recently. Didn't he just throw it to you because he didn't have time to take care of his son?"

Tuanzi yelled at the side: "I know what this is called. Grandma said that in the human world, children in single-parent families are like this. Mom and Dad run at both ends of the house. After you and Dad have their own families, I will become no one. I want cabbage!"

What's all this mess?

Taiji thought hard and thought about the previous things from beginning to end. Kongfa made a gesture of love and said: "Actually, this matter is a misunderstanding. Anyway, I think you have always treated him sincerely. It's just that before It’s just a misunderstanding about repaying the heavens..."

Tai Chi looked at him quietly, "Get to the point."

Kongfa rubbed his hands: "Ah, don't you know? Lovers in this world are divided into those who are destined and those who are not. No matter how much entanglement between two people who are destined, they will never be separated. Two people who are not destined can't hold hands no matter how smooth the road is. You can ask Yue Lao, although Yue Lao doesn't care about the marriage of gods, but after all he cares about the marriage, right?"

For the first time, Taiji felt that what Kongfa said was very reasonable, so he went to find Yuelao.

The Yuelao of this generation has been replaced long ago, not the old man with the goatee, twenty young men with red lips and white teeth, they look only sixteen or seventeen years old, they are really young, so they cannot be called Yuelao No, I can only call Yue Shao.

Yue Shao respectfully bowed to the Supreme God Taiji, raised his eyes, and smiled happily with his big white teeth. He said, "I don't know if the Supreme God is here, what do you need me to do?"

Taiji raised his hand and wiped Yue Shao's usual work desk, and even wiped out a handful of dust. He wiped his fingers and said, "Do you have a book here to manage the marriages of gods?"

Yue Shao sincerely said: "No. When the master left, he said that the marriage of gods and gods is not controlled by people, so there is no such thing. However," he moved to Tai Chi's side and squeezed his eyes: "But the little one always feels that the rules have to be flexible? It is up to man to plan and make things happen, so how can there be success if there is no plan?"

Taiji thought about the four words of planning things in people's mind, and saw that Yue Shao winked and said: "Excuse me, Dijun, are you looking for marriage when you have a partner? Or are you looking for someone when you don't have a partner? "

Tai Chi said: "Yes."

Yue Shao coughed, and said again: "Forgive me for your boldness, has that passed?"

Tai Chi squinted his eyes: "I have a son."

Yue Shao stared "Oh" for a moment, and immediately expressed his understanding, and then said: "Then I basically understand, it should be that you, the emperor, have abused others, maybe more than once or twice, so the other party is heartbroken, even if you are hurt. Well, the scar is still there, is that what I said?"

Tai Chi: "Almost."

Yue Shao: "Hey hey hey, Dijun, I have a variety of packages here, and I can also tailor-made plans for chasing your wife, caring service, on call, return if you are not satisfied, as long as 998, 998! Not 9998! Do you want it, Dijun? Want a set?"

Tai Chi: "..."

In the end, Taiji still didn't listen to that Yue Shao. Although Yue Shao said a lot of ways, such as attracting the other party's attention through self-torture, he still felt that this method was actually an indirect harm to Tang Yuan. , not worth mentioning.

In the end, Yue Shao said a word that went to Taiji's heart: "What are you afraid of if you have a heart? Real gold is not afraid of fire, let alone a heart."

So Tai Chi packed the dumpling that day, Teng Yun carried the dumpling and rushed towards the monster clan, the dumpling pulled his father's face with his hands: "Father, if I get kicked out again, I can only stand on the wall and wave to you. "

Taiji stared at Tuanzi: "Father took you with you when you were an egg, took you with you for more than a thousand years, and now I will repay your father like this."

Tuanzi sighed, and said earnestly: "Hey, there is no way, who told me to like Dad more?"

Then, after returning to the Demon Clan, Tuanzi stood on the city wall and waved to his father, clenched his fists and said, "Father, come on! I'm going to have dinner."

Tai Chi: "..."

Because of this incident, Taiji was ridiculed by a group of beasts headed by Nawu Daxuelang for a long, long time.

And Kaiyue didn't understand Tang Yuan. He knew that the Luanniao family only loved one person for a lifetime, but he had never done anything fancy. He thought that since Tang Yuan wasn't with Tai Chi, he should just break it off. , Find someone again: "Are you so interesting? You kick it around like a football. I heard that you used to have a good relationship with a priest named Shao Huan in Dongji? Shall I write you an invitation card?" , invite him to sit in the palace?"

Tang Yuan squinted at him: "Are you free?"

Kaiyue reasoned and pointed at Tang Yuan with the booklet: "Oh~~I see! You purposely hung up Tai Chi's coquettish bag! He still uses him as your concubine!"

Tang Yuan sneered and squeezed his knuckles: "What did I tell you before? Let me hear the word mistress again, and I will beat you up!"

Hyatt quickly ran away with her buttocks between her legs.

Tang Yuan shrugged his shoulders and turned his head. He sat down and continued to read the brochure. The palace newspaper at the door said that the dumpling had secretly put Tai Chi into the palace again. Tang Yuan said without hesitation: "Keep the dumpling, and throw the other one out." Hehe, It's just hanging Tai Chi, hanging for thousands of years, if you have the ability to hit me!

Hyatt stayed in the sky for two days, and couldn't squat anymore. Since the passage between the heaven and the human world was opened, Hyatt wanted to go to the human world from time to time. Today, I took advantage of Tangyuan to teach the dumplings and teach Tai Chi. After a while, Hyatt finally sneaked away to the mortal world alone, and for convenience, he specially turned into a little bird with blue feathers.

After Hyatt arrived in the human world, he flew towards the place where Wang Yincheng lived in his memory. It took him a long time to identify those messy intersections and many similar streets. When he finally found the place, his wings were about to collapse.

He flapped his wings and stopped at the window of Wang Yincheng's room. Through the floor-to-ceiling glass windows, he saw Wang Yincheng sitting at the desk reading a book, and Liu Heng sitting on the side talking to him.

He felt very tired, but felt that he couldn't get enough of it. He stared at it with mung bean-sized eyeballs without blinking. He stared at it for a long time, thirsty and tired, and finally fell asleep lying on the balcony.

Later, Hyatt came several times in a row, and each time he turned into a small animal and watched secretly. He found that Wang Yincheng and Liu Heng were very affectionate. She curled her lips outside, wondering if the two big men were disgusting?

Finally, one day, he couldn't hold back, and made himself as small as a dumpling. Of course, as an uncle, he never knew what a face was, so he purposely squeezed his face to be very round before going to the lower realm, pretending to be smaller than a dumpling. Still pitifully sitting at the gate of the house.

As soon as Wang Yincheng opened the door, he saw the shrunken Kaiyue sitting at the door, not speaking, with his neck held high and his face shrinking with anger.

Wang Yincheng recognized it at a glance: "Hyatt?" He hurriedly hugged Hyatt, wondering: "How did you become like this? Are you alone?"

Kaiyue's face was pinched too fleshy and round by himself, so that he was obviously unhappy at the moment, and in Wang Yincheng's eyes, at most, he was staring at him with round eyeballs without saying a word.

Wang Yincheng was startled when he saw Kaiyue like this, he hurriedly closed the door and carried Kaiyue into the house, Liu Heng was not at home today, he was the only one in the house, he hugged Kaiyue from the beginning to the end, and he loosened it only after finding out the problem In one breath, but how did Hyatt become smaller?Such a little carrot head, smaller than a dumpling, can't talk when it gets smaller?

Before Kaiyue sat on the ground, the corners of his clothes and robes were covered with mud. Wang Yincheng took off his clothes for Kaiyue and carried him into the bathroom, and put water to bathe him.

When Hyatt grew up to such a big age, he always bathed alone, or the palace servants bathed him. In the past, when the last queen of the monster clan was around, she didn't hug him. She placed high hopes on him for the whole clan and regarded him as a The future heir came to raise him, but he didn't give him much maternal love, although the previous queen did take care of him as a son.

This is the second time for Hyatt to use the bathroom in the human world, and I still have sympathy for the instant noodle bucket filled with water, but I really like the bathtub under my buttocks, and the one that squeezes out and rubs, but there are many bubbles of liquid.

Bathing at Wang Yincheng's home