Chowhound Survival Rules

For Chi Huo, Cang Lin's self-reported name was a normal thing, after all, they would be tied together for at least a few days.If the two parties don't even know their names, then, should they say hello, hey, that?This is too much.

So Chi Huo nodded, without the extremely glorious look that someone thought in his heart, and said lightly: "You can just call me Chi Huo."

Cang Lin: "..." He can be sure that this person is not from the Empire, and he doesn't even think he is from the Federation. After all, whether it is the Empire or the Federation, there are definitely not many people who don't know him, and other , and more importantly, whether it is the empire or the federation, because of food, no one will push a trolley and sell boxed lunches.

... Box lunch, what an ancient name, Cang Lin began to suspect that people from some primitive planet strayed into their Carter galaxy.

After the peaceful self-introduction of the two parties, Chi Huo asked Xiaobai to put away the trolley. After all, he is no longer alone. Although the trolley will not be coveted, but his things are unlocked and placed in an unfamiliar place. He is really not used to being in front of people.

And after drinking the grass root soup, Chi Huo was very pleased with what Cang Lin did, and felt that it was finally worth his effort to rescue this man.Without any procrastination or anything else, Cang Lin walked directly to the 100-year-old spaceship, looked it up and down, and then said with a bit of surprise: "The spaceship of the Human Survival Institute? Or this kind of unfinished spaceship?" Model, this ship has been here for at least 100 years."

Chi Huo's eyes lit up. As expected of a professional, he could deduce the time when the spaceship fell just by looking at its appearance. "Then can you drive it?"

Chi Huo spoke expectantly, but Cang Lin answered him with a dark expression. If you look carefully, you can still see the contempt in his eyes.

If Chi Huo's words were placed in the empire, then the people of the empire who heard his words would probably come forward to educate Chi Huo with red eyes as if they had eaten a firecracker. How could you be so disrespectful to this man? !Our prince is a warship and a military genius!Up to 1000-year-old antique spaceships and [-]-year-old super mecha spaceships, as long as they can move, no prince will not be able to drive them!

However, Chi Huo didn't know at all that the iceberg face in front of him was the third prince of the empire, the second in line heir.Perhaps, even if Chi Huo knew about it, all he could think of was—Prince?Then what he eats must be very good and powerful!

For a cook, you can't expect him to worship power and money, but you can expect him to be extremely obsessed with food.

"As long as it moves, I can drive it."

Cang Lin arrogantly glanced at this commoner with a weird brain and rudeness, and decided not to be as knowledgeable as him. At least this person saved him, and although he was disrespectful to him, he didn't greedily ask for heaven-defying rewards for it.

You know, the prince in trouble is the dusty gold, and the benefits are too great.Therefore, even though Chi Huo wasn't greedy, Cang Lin didn't intend to tell this person his identity. They really didn't exist in the same world.As this person said, when they leave Garbage Star, whether they return to the empire or the territory of the Federation, the difference in status will prevent them from seeing each other again. In this case, why do more understand?

When the proud prince made a seemingly correct guess about the future of the two, Chi Huo had already rolled his eyes and walked out of the cave. The new ones made him more interested, but he suddenly realized that he didn't have any warm clothes!

"Then what, Canglin? Do you have thicker clothes? It's too cold outside!"

Cang Lin poked his head out of the spaceship when he heard Chi Huo's shout, pursed his lips, then took off his shirt and threw it to Chi Huo.Chi Huo stared dumbfounded at the man showing his muscular upper body, opened his mouth, but finally said nothing, well, maybe this man likes to show his muscles?

Chef Chi bent down in self-consolation, and picked up the top that looked expensive on the ground. He started with a heavy hand, and couldn't tell what quality it was, but Chi Huo believed that the clothes could definitely keep warm from the cold, not even a cashmere coat This thing has texture.

Putting the top on his body, Chi Huo looked dissatisfied as the hem of the clothes directly covered his buttocks. Obviously, when the man wore it, it just reached his hips, but when he wore it, he was not only a few sizes bigger, but also longer. a lot.

"That guy must be of mixed race, no one is as tall as a normal person."

Chi Huo murmured to himself with some resentment, then straightened his expression, and walked out of the cave.

After Chi Huo left, Cang Lin came out of the cockpit of the spaceship, narrowing his eyes slightly.This person doesn't know the material of the clothes, and, what's more, he has a problem with his figure?Cang Lin raised his eyebrows secretly, he is the No.1 sexual fantasy object of women in the Empire, and even men are second, so, this person not only has no common sense, but also has an abnormal brain, right?Otherwise, how to explain that he was so calm from beginning to end?

So although the prince's face is paralyzed like a thousand-year-old iceberg, but deep down, Jubi is still a arrogant and narcissistic guy, thinking that anyone who is not fascinated by him is not, normal, normal!Worshiping is the normal behavior that ordinary people should have.

If Chef Chi knew this kind of thinking, he would definitely cook a pot of human flesh hot pot directly, and it would still be at the VIP level.

At this time, Chi Huo was about to reach the place where the prince's spaceship crashed. At this time, it was not heavy snow, but pouring rain.The heavy rain mixed with snow water made Chi Huo's expressionless wooden face show a ferocious look, Nima, he is masochistic, masochistic!Why did he come out?But now that he's out, he's too embarrassed to go back!

When there is no one, you can be casual and not like a person, but once there are other people, especially unfamiliar people, Chi Huo will become a 'absolutely not casual' person.In fact, this point has also been complained by Brother Chi. Brother Chi said that this is the performance of a god who wants to face and suffer. Like him, he will not, no matter who he is facing, he is very casual.

However, Chi Huo's assessment of this is: Big brother has always been a casual and inhuman existence, with that kind of character that is casual, gloating, and occasionally smart, you should find someone more perverted than him, a man, He was so crushed that he would never be able to turn over for the rest of his life!

In fact, Chi Huo didn't know, but with his evaluation, he could apply to be a prophet in the future.

"Huh?!" Chi Huo braved the wind and rain and climbed into the prince's spaceship through hardships.Then I accidentally bumped into a shiny, square crystal box.

Through this transparent crystal, Chi Huo saw what was inside.

"Seed?" Chi Huo frowned. Even though the contents in the box looked more like a plump and attractive fruit, Chi Huo was still inexplicably sure that it was a seed.

After he finished speaking, Chi Huo froze by himself, this is not quite right, according to his chef urination, he would never judge that this thing is a seed.

Chi Huo began to feel hairy again.

"How do you know it's a seed?" An abrupt voice sounded, and Chi Huo shook his hands in shock, but the expression on his face was pretending to be extremely calm, so that he would not show weakness in front of unfamiliar people.

"When did you, uh?!"

Chi Huo raised his head, and was about to fight back, but was taken aback by the scene in front of him. He didn't care about the familiarity immediately, and was directly irritable: "You're going to die, it's minus ten degrees outside, and you are shirtless and drenched in heavy rain. The cave came here?!"

The angry chef immediately stretched out his hand to drag the prince into the cabin, but he was annoyed to find out, Nima, he can't pull him at all!

Staring at people, Chi Huo saw water drops falling from the sky, falling on the man's long silver hair and muscular and perfect upper body, and then rolling down quickly, part of it hit the ground, and the other part followed the curve, directly submerged into it. Delicate and slender trousers.

In an instant, Chi Huo felt his head buzzing, and his whole body was a little dazed.After taking a few steps back, Chi Huo became angry with embarrassment: "Clothes! Clothes! Dry your clothes on the boat!!"

Seeing Chi Huo's actions, Cang Lin pursed his lips in displeasure, disrespectful, disrespectful, and then suddenly realized like lightning and thunder.The corners of his pursed lips were slowly flattened, and Cang Lin took the clothes and put them on slowly, which was one of the reactions that should be had.However, is this person worried about himself?The prince felt a little weird for a while.

"Your physical fitness is poor." Cang Lin said with a paralyzed face.

Chi Huo was immediately angry when he heard the words, but at this time he has recovered from the previous shock, and his face has been successfully replaced with a wooden face. Compared with the ice face, the advantage of the wooden face is that it is easier to kiss than ice And, though, even more expressionless.

"You don't need to remind me."

"My physique is S rank."

"Huh?" What is S-class, super sadistic?

"It's a hundred times as good as yours." After the prince calmly said the words that made Chi Huo five thunderous, he made the situation worse: "So, the climate here is quite mild, but there is almost no vitality, and the scenery is not good."

So Chef Chi's mind played back the nine characters of "You are a hundred times stronger, and the climate is milder" in an infinite loop. For a while, there was no more grief and anger, and the wooden face was about to crack. =dish=.

The air pressure on Chi Huo's side was low, but the prince didn't care at all, bent over to pick up the crystal box, Cang Lin looked at Chi Huo and asked again, "How do you know it's a seed?"

Chi Huo glanced blankly, "Guess."

Cang Lin: "..."

"If I guess right, I won't tell you."

Cang Lin: "..." Disrespectful! ! !

Looking at Cang Lin's cracked face, Chef Chi finally felt that he had regained some ground, and after the resentment disappeared a bit, he shrugged, "It's just a feeling, in fact, according to my professional characteristics, I should say it is a fruit That's right."

Cang Lin paused when he heard the words, "What is your occupation?"

Chef Chi proudly held his head high, "The greatest profession of mankind!"

There was a trace of solemnity in Cang Lin's eyes, "What is it?"

"Chef! What are you going to eat without us? The grass root soup from before is good, right? Although it is a bit bitter, the fragrance is doubled!"

The prince's iceberg face finally cracked, he was only out of his mind to listen carefully to this person's talk about his profession!Sure enough, what the trolley box lunch represents is weirdness and death, he should have thought of it a long time ago.

"How is it? Isn't it great? I can still make a Manchu Banquet! I guarantee that you won't be able to eat anything else after you eat it!" The Manchu Banquet will also support you to death, right?

Cang Lin turned around indifferently, threw the crystal box into Chi Huo's hand, and walked towards the energy box of his spaceship. Although he had consumed all the energy bars in the storage ring because of chasing all the way, the last mother There is at least one-third of the energy in the super energy box that his father gave him.

I want to thank that old antique 100 years ago. Although its functions are terrible in all aspects, its energy requirements are extremely low. In other words, the current energy box is much stronger than that of 100 years ago, so the only remaining One-third of the energy is enough for him to dangerously drive the spaceship to the planet near the border between the Empire and the Federation, although that planet is an extremely remote town in the Carter Galaxy.

"How?" Chi Huo has always been able to distinguish the key points, and it is obvious that the energy box is the key now.

Cang Lin nodded, "It should work. If you're lucky, you can reach Duolun Star."

Although Chi Huo didn't know which planet Duolun was and where it was, this did not prevent him from understanding the meaning of Cang Lin's words, and he patted the prince on the shoulder very happily: "This is really great! Do you need any help? Although Xiaobai is sleeping, I can ask him to help you, he is very strong! And, when we go out, I will definitely cook you a delicious meal!"

Cang Lin straightened up when he heard the words. Although he didn't really want to hit the smiling person in front of him, it would be better for him to realize the cruelty of the facts earlier.

"The profession of chef became extinct 100 years ago."

Chef Chi: "..." Nima, this is absolutely unscientific.

The prince said with pity on his face: "Because the current food, whether it is the Federation or the Empire, is all poisonous."

Chef Chi: "..." I'll wipe it, then what are you eating!

The prince continued to be sympathetic: "All of our food is removed from the toxins, but after the toxins are removed, the taste of the food is also basically removed, only the nutrition is retained, and at most there is a very light taste of bitterness and astringency. .”

a bolt from the blue!

Is there anything more deceitful than a chef who has the same taste for all ingredients? !Whether you make braised pork or spicy shredded chicken, whether it is Sichuan spicy hot pot or nourishing medicinal food, all of them have the same taste, that is, it is tasteless!This is the rhythm of death, this is the rhythm of death! !

Chef Chi was completely deluded this time, even more deluded than before when he saw male sex, so much so that when Cang Lin took off the energy box and took off his clothes and hung them on his shoulders, Chi Huo didn't even notice. reaction.

The miserable appearance of "life is worse than death" made the prince feel unbearable, um, did he hit the savior too much?In fact, this person is just a little disrespectful, and when I see his excited appearance, I can't help thinking, uh, bullying... But he didn't intend to make people lose their souls.

The prince, who has never been good at comforting others, racked his brains and finally said words of comfort: "Well, this seed is given to you. It is a very precious material seed, and it can produce ice crystal fruit when planted."

Chi Huomu responded.

Cang Lin: "..."

With a flash of inspiration, Cang Lin suddenly said: "The bowl of soup you cooked for me before has a bitter taste, but it still has a faint fragrance, which is rare."

These words successfully brought Chef Chi back to life!

Chi Huo's eyes suddenly brightened to the extreme, in addition to grass root soup, he had also eaten mushroom soup before!Although there are no braised mushrooms, he still tastes the authentic and strong taste of mushrooms!Just this point, he can overturn Cang Lin's words!

"Do you know what's on the floor of the cave?" Chi Huo grabbed Cang Lin's hand, it was a matter of the chef's life and death, and he threw everything aside.

Cang Lin was a little puzzled when he saw Chi Huo's sudden agitation, but he still said, "That's the Emerald Heart Grass. It cannot be eaten. Although it is non-toxic, if it is not processed, it will have hallucinogenic effects."

Chi Huo: "..." -0-!

"I also saw a clump of mushrooms in the cave before, khaki with seven white spots."

Cang Lin frowned suddenly: "Have you eliminated the toxin? It's a yellow-spotted mushroom. Although it's fine to touch it with your hands, eating it directly will directly damage the heart and lung function from the inside."

Chi Huo: "..." orz.

He couldn't describe his mood at this moment.

He didn't know whether to be thankful that he didn't die from food poisoning or complain about the plants on 'this planet and this galaxy'.But there are two obvious things -

First, his trolley is a magic tool. Really, it can remove plant toxins, but it still retains the smell of plants! ……fall!God knows how common this kind of artifact was in his hometown before!

Second, his cognition and understanding of ingredients are all invalid from today.What is waiting for him is the weird animals and plants in the entire Carter galaxy, and they should infinitely refresh their knowledge of ingredients, the lower limit.

Stretching out his hand and wiping his face fiercely, Chi Huo turned his head to look at the prince who looked at him like a psychopath.Stiffly pulled out a smile: "Life, I know, if you don't refresh the lower limit, you will die. When we get out of this garbage star, I will cook you a big meal."

Hearing this, Cang Lin's eyes turned distorted when he looked at Chi Huo, and the prince felt that the guy in front of him was not bad, but he was a little out of his mind before. After being hit by him with the facts, he is not good up.

It seems that this crime is a bit bigger...

The prince was tangled up with an iceberg face, he didn't think that a single word could ruin a person like this.So the prince looked at Chef Chi, who was not good at all, and finally opened a small back door for the first time in his iron-blooded life with difficulty.

"Tsk, it's a big deal when I get out of here. After I stabilize, I will hire you to be Yu, uh, my cook." In this way, you don't have to worry about starving to death if you don't have a skill, a poor physique, or a bad brain.

Chef Chi's two "hehe" responded to the prince. '

At this time, the prince has no idea how much manpower and material resources he will use in the future to get the royal chef he has already ordered to his side, and the back door has the first time, the second time and the third time For the Nth time, will it be far behind?Don't tell me that you are stern and selfless, can that thing be eaten? !