The second-hand horse of Ye Yingdi's family
Chapter 45 Grandpa Was Successfully Brainwashed
In order to dispel the old man's doubts, Ye Chen decided to go to the hospital again. Although this kind of thing was a lie, he still felt a little embarrassed to say it, so he didn't plan to bring Xuanying there at all, but Xuanying was like a curious baby. When I have time, I want to stick to him and look around.
Ye Chen had no choice but to bite the bullet and take him along.
When Dr. Ji saw them, he smiled very subtly: "Why are you here again? What's wrong?"
Ye Chen sat down in front of him with a serious expression on his face, without any nonsense: "You can help me write an inspection report."
"What report?" Doctor Ji looked at Xuanying in surprise, seeing that Xuanying was staring at Ye Chen with wide eyes, and then turned his gaze to Ye Chen, "Is it for you? Or is it for your family?"
"I."
"Oh, that's fine, then do a routine checkup first." Doctor Ji smiled, "Do you want an andrology department or a full body? If it's a full body, go outside to get blood first."
"Andrology."
"Pfft..." Dr. Ji was drinking tea leisurely, sprayed water on the table, and looked at him in horror, "cough cough... take off your pants!"
"No need to check, just write a report for me." Ye Chen was not thick-skinned, seeing Doctor Ji looking at him strangely, he felt a little embarrassed, coughed lightly, "You just write according to the symptoms of failure. "
"..." Doctor Ji was stunned.
Xuanying looked left and right, and seeing the expressions of the two people became extremely serious, she was immediately curious, and leaned over to ask: "What is not lifting?"
"You don't even know this?" Doctor Ji looked at Xuanying in shock for the second time.
Xuan Ying looked at him innocently, and seeing that he didn't answer, she pulled Ye Chen's hand: "Da Chen, why don't you lift it?"
Ye Chen looked at him helplessly: "If you don't lift it, it means... over there...cough...you can't get it hard."
"Which side?" Xuanying tilted her head slightly to look at him, with a studious and questioning expression on her face.
Dr. Ji's eye sockets are dilated, and he is a little suspicious of whether this guy did it on purpose. How can such an adult pretend to be pure and ignorant? It's definitely on purpose!
Ye Chen's head twitched twice when he met Shang Xuanying's knowledge-seeking gaze: "Over there is the bottom."
Xuanying hurriedly lowered his head and looked down, his eyes slid all the way to his feet, then pulled up, and finally settled on his crotch. Thinking about it, it seems that only that place can be hardened, and other places are either originally soft or originally soft. It was hard, suddenly realized, and pointed down Ye Chen: "You mean here?"
Ye Chen stretched his veins and took his hand away.
Dr. Ji looked at him sympathetically: It's not good to find someone, such a wonderful person.
Ye Chen gritted his teeth and looked at Doctor Ji: "This is asking for your help, and it's a big favor. I owe you a favor in the future, can you prescribe it for me?"
Xuan Ying continued to stare at Ye Chen, and muttered suspiciously: "It's not hard, it's hard! Isn't it hard? Da Chen, are you lying?"
Doctor Ji got down on the ground with a "poof", leaned on a pile of documents and pounded on the table: "Ahem...Where did you find such a heartless person..."
"Shut up!" Ye Chen's face was so dark that he crawled out of the coal mine, wishing to gag the mouths of both of them.
Doctor Ji raised his head after laughing enough, seeing that Xuanying still had such an innocent face, he wanted to laugh again, endured it, and nodded: "It's not that it's not allowed, but it's against the regulations...you know, I He has always been a good doctor who abides by the law and has good professional ethics..."
"Just take it back to fool the old man, it's useless."
"That's it..." Doctor Ji looked at Xuanying, and immediately understood, nodded, picked up a pen and tapped on the table, "Okay! Remember to owe me a big favor!"
"Well, thanks!"
"You're welcome! It's not easy to fool the old man with this kind of thing. You are an actor. Maybe the old man thought you were acting for him. How about I go back with you and explain it to him personally. Dispel his doubts." Doctor Ji smiled without raising his eyelids, and wrote with ease, "How do you say something? A good person will do his best to send Buddha to the west, and I will regard you as a Buddha. "
"Are you sure you didn't want to watch the fun?"
"How can it be!" Doctor Ji raised his eyebrows, "By the way... haha... this is by the way."
Xuanying cast a jealous look at Doctor Ji, and pulled Ye Chen's hand sourly: "I want to go back with you too."
Ye Chen held his hand behind his back, and his tone softened: "It will be fine after this matter is resolved."
Dr. Ji trembled violently when he heard his voice that was so gentle that he could pinch it: "Damn it!"
The criminal duo hit it off immediately, and went straight to the Ye family's old house with the old man's report. Dr. Ji was very gentle and gentle in front of his elders. Since he was a child, he was called "other people's child" by all parents.
Dr. Ji came to visit with a gift, and had a meal by the way. After drinking and eating, he started to act, and handed the report to the old man. Every time, he tried his best to restrain himself from looking at Ye Chen, so as not to hurt others with sympathetic eyes. Self-esteem, by the way, when the old man glanced over, he inadvertently showed a look of regret: "Oh..."
The old man immediately believed it for two or three points, and then listened to his babbling technical terms and easy-to-understand explanations, his trust value soared to nine points, and finally brought up the only thing he couldn't understand: "Then why did you face Xuan Ying? How about it? It’s too wicked!"
Dr. Ji pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, with a righteous face: "Grandpa, there are many people in the society who have secret hobbies that cannot be explained to outsiders. It seems that they are not good, but in fact it is because there are no factors that can stimulate him. Once When you encounter a stimulus that suits your taste, you will naturally respond."
Ye Chen pursed his lips with an unfriendly expression, he only thought that he was an outsider, but in fact his fists were already itchy, and he regretted bringing this rambunctious guy back.
The old man was slightly frightened: "Secret hobby?"
"Hmm!" Doctor Ji said with a heavy expression, "There are many kinds of secret hobbies, so I won't explain them in detail. For example, some people like plain underwear..."
The old man frowned in disgust. Fortunately, he was old, he had experienced many things, and his mental quality was quite strong.
Doctor Ji kept talking: "That kind is relatively mild. For example, some people like to play s|m, which is sexual abuse. They beat people all over their bodies, or they are beaten all over their bodies. The act of understanding gains pleasure."
The wrinkles on the old man's face were a little distorted: "Isn't this just..."
"Grandpa, don't be like this..." Doctor Ji raised his hand to stop him, "Many people call it abnormal, but we as doctors cannot have this kind of discrimination. You must know that many problems are born, just like homosexuality. , you can't make him interested in a woman, can you?"
The old man nodded in agreement. He had checked the information on this point.
"The same is true for those who have secret hobbies. You can't understand what kind of factors he likes. In fact, as long as he doesn't commit crimes, it's not too much. A little problem is fun. Some things are too much. No, there is a limit to everything, right? Don't worry, Ah Chen is within the normal range!"
"..." The old man gasped, "You mean Xiaochen also has... so what... a secret hobby?"
Ye Chen held back his strong anger so he didn't punch Dr. Ji out.
Doctor Ji quickly comforted: "Grandpa, don't get excited! I'm just explaining to you, and I accidentally said too much. I checked both of them, and there is nothing wrong. They don't play those exciting things, don't worry! "
The old man slowed down and nodded: "Well, you have been sensible since you were a child. I don't believe in Xiao Chen, but I believe in you."
Doctor Ji smiled reservedly, and pushed his glasses again: "I have said so much, but it actually means the same thing. There must be something special about Xuanying that attracts Ah Chen. No one else has this quality. Do you understand this explanation? ?”
"Hmm..." The old man nodded, "In other words, that kid can satisfy Xiaochen's secret hobby."
"..." Doctor Ji coughed, "Well, yes, you can say that."
Ye Chen stared at Dr. Ji grinding his molars.
Dr. Ji felt that he was about to be poked into a sieve, trembled, and lowered his voice: "Since it is a secret hobby, it is *, let's not explore it, anyway, this situation is medically reasonable now, and there will be no What harm. Don't worry!"
The old man looked serious: "Is there really no harm?"
"There must be no! If there is, I dare not hide it!"
The old man was finally satisfied, and patted him on the shoulder kindly: "Xiao Ji, please help Xiao Chen to provide more snacks for his health problems, and I will urge him to go to your place for regular checkups. If you have any problems, don't hide it from me .”
"Hey! Don't worry!"
The old man wanted to keep Dr. Ji for dinner again. Seeing that Ye Chen was about to fork himself out in the next second, Dr. Ji waved his hands and refused. His mouth was so dry that he didn't even have time to take a sip of tea, and he slipped away as if he was fleeing.
Ye Chen was left behind by the old man. Facing the complicated eyes of the old man, he ate his dinner like chewing wax, and wanted to drop his chopsticks and run away.
The dinner at home was quite lively, and the whole family came back, but the old man kept his promise, in order to take care of his precious grandson, he didn't mention a word at the dinner table, and only called Ye Chen into the study to whisper: "New Year's Eve soon! Yes, you bring Xuanying back."
Ye Chen felt that this sound was like the sound of heaven. He wanted to kick Dr. Ji to death before, but in a blink of an eye it turned into gratitude, and nodded calmly: "Okay."
The old man stopped talking for a while, but finally couldn't hold back: "You didn't do anything to that child, did you? It's the kind that Xiao Ji said..."
Ye Chen wanted to kick Dr. Ji again, and said two words resoundingly: "No."
The old man was a little relieved: "That's good, that's good..."
The Ye family likes to talk about it, as long as the old man nods on this matter, no one else has much to say, Ye Chen was heartbroken and went back contentedly.
As soon as Xuanying heard the movement, she rushed over excitedly and hugged him, dragged him into the bedroom, and happily asked for a kiss.
Ye Chen happily hugged him and gave him a deep and lingering kiss, and when it was over, his mind suddenly clicked: Xuanying is a horse, I don't really have any secret hobbies, do I?That sounds so fucking heavy!
Xuan Ying grinned at him: "Dachen, is the problem solved? Can I go home with you?"
Ye Chen seriously suspected that he had also been brainwashed by Doctor Ji, so he collected himself and pecked Xuan Ying's mouth: "Yes!"
Xuanying's eyes widened with joy, and she threw herself on the bed and rolled in excitement.
Ye Chen had no choice but to bite the bullet and take him along.
When Dr. Ji saw them, he smiled very subtly: "Why are you here again? What's wrong?"
Ye Chen sat down in front of him with a serious expression on his face, without any nonsense: "You can help me write an inspection report."
"What report?" Doctor Ji looked at Xuanying in surprise, seeing that Xuanying was staring at Ye Chen with wide eyes, and then turned his gaze to Ye Chen, "Is it for you? Or is it for your family?"
"I."
"Oh, that's fine, then do a routine checkup first." Doctor Ji smiled, "Do you want an andrology department or a full body? If it's a full body, go outside to get blood first."
"Andrology."
"Pfft..." Dr. Ji was drinking tea leisurely, sprayed water on the table, and looked at him in horror, "cough cough... take off your pants!"
"No need to check, just write a report for me." Ye Chen was not thick-skinned, seeing Doctor Ji looking at him strangely, he felt a little embarrassed, coughed lightly, "You just write according to the symptoms of failure. "
"..." Doctor Ji was stunned.
Xuanying looked left and right, and seeing the expressions of the two people became extremely serious, she was immediately curious, and leaned over to ask: "What is not lifting?"
"You don't even know this?" Doctor Ji looked at Xuanying in shock for the second time.
Xuan Ying looked at him innocently, and seeing that he didn't answer, she pulled Ye Chen's hand: "Da Chen, why don't you lift it?"
Ye Chen looked at him helplessly: "If you don't lift it, it means... over there...cough...you can't get it hard."
"Which side?" Xuanying tilted her head slightly to look at him, with a studious and questioning expression on her face.
Dr. Ji's eye sockets are dilated, and he is a little suspicious of whether this guy did it on purpose. How can such an adult pretend to be pure and ignorant? It's definitely on purpose!
Ye Chen's head twitched twice when he met Shang Xuanying's knowledge-seeking gaze: "Over there is the bottom."
Xuanying hurriedly lowered his head and looked down, his eyes slid all the way to his feet, then pulled up, and finally settled on his crotch. Thinking about it, it seems that only that place can be hardened, and other places are either originally soft or originally soft. It was hard, suddenly realized, and pointed down Ye Chen: "You mean here?"
Ye Chen stretched his veins and took his hand away.
Dr. Ji looked at him sympathetically: It's not good to find someone, such a wonderful person.
Ye Chen gritted his teeth and looked at Doctor Ji: "This is asking for your help, and it's a big favor. I owe you a favor in the future, can you prescribe it for me?"
Xuan Ying continued to stare at Ye Chen, and muttered suspiciously: "It's not hard, it's hard! Isn't it hard? Da Chen, are you lying?"
Doctor Ji got down on the ground with a "poof", leaned on a pile of documents and pounded on the table: "Ahem...Where did you find such a heartless person..."
"Shut up!" Ye Chen's face was so dark that he crawled out of the coal mine, wishing to gag the mouths of both of them.
Doctor Ji raised his head after laughing enough, seeing that Xuanying still had such an innocent face, he wanted to laugh again, endured it, and nodded: "It's not that it's not allowed, but it's against the regulations...you know, I He has always been a good doctor who abides by the law and has good professional ethics..."
"Just take it back to fool the old man, it's useless."
"That's it..." Doctor Ji looked at Xuanying, and immediately understood, nodded, picked up a pen and tapped on the table, "Okay! Remember to owe me a big favor!"
"Well, thanks!"
"You're welcome! It's not easy to fool the old man with this kind of thing. You are an actor. Maybe the old man thought you were acting for him. How about I go back with you and explain it to him personally. Dispel his doubts." Doctor Ji smiled without raising his eyelids, and wrote with ease, "How do you say something? A good person will do his best to send Buddha to the west, and I will regard you as a Buddha. "
"Are you sure you didn't want to watch the fun?"
"How can it be!" Doctor Ji raised his eyebrows, "By the way... haha... this is by the way."
Xuanying cast a jealous look at Doctor Ji, and pulled Ye Chen's hand sourly: "I want to go back with you too."
Ye Chen held his hand behind his back, and his tone softened: "It will be fine after this matter is resolved."
Dr. Ji trembled violently when he heard his voice that was so gentle that he could pinch it: "Damn it!"
The criminal duo hit it off immediately, and went straight to the Ye family's old house with the old man's report. Dr. Ji was very gentle and gentle in front of his elders. Since he was a child, he was called "other people's child" by all parents.
Dr. Ji came to visit with a gift, and had a meal by the way. After drinking and eating, he started to act, and handed the report to the old man. Every time, he tried his best to restrain himself from looking at Ye Chen, so as not to hurt others with sympathetic eyes. Self-esteem, by the way, when the old man glanced over, he inadvertently showed a look of regret: "Oh..."
The old man immediately believed it for two or three points, and then listened to his babbling technical terms and easy-to-understand explanations, his trust value soared to nine points, and finally brought up the only thing he couldn't understand: "Then why did you face Xuan Ying? How about it? It’s too wicked!"
Dr. Ji pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, with a righteous face: "Grandpa, there are many people in the society who have secret hobbies that cannot be explained to outsiders. It seems that they are not good, but in fact it is because there are no factors that can stimulate him. Once When you encounter a stimulus that suits your taste, you will naturally respond."
Ye Chen pursed his lips with an unfriendly expression, he only thought that he was an outsider, but in fact his fists were already itchy, and he regretted bringing this rambunctious guy back.
The old man was slightly frightened: "Secret hobby?"
"Hmm!" Doctor Ji said with a heavy expression, "There are many kinds of secret hobbies, so I won't explain them in detail. For example, some people like plain underwear..."
The old man frowned in disgust. Fortunately, he was old, he had experienced many things, and his mental quality was quite strong.
Doctor Ji kept talking: "That kind is relatively mild. For example, some people like to play s|m, which is sexual abuse. They beat people all over their bodies, or they are beaten all over their bodies. The act of understanding gains pleasure."
The wrinkles on the old man's face were a little distorted: "Isn't this just..."
"Grandpa, don't be like this..." Doctor Ji raised his hand to stop him, "Many people call it abnormal, but we as doctors cannot have this kind of discrimination. You must know that many problems are born, just like homosexuality. , you can't make him interested in a woman, can you?"
The old man nodded in agreement. He had checked the information on this point.
"The same is true for those who have secret hobbies. You can't understand what kind of factors he likes. In fact, as long as he doesn't commit crimes, it's not too much. A little problem is fun. Some things are too much. No, there is a limit to everything, right? Don't worry, Ah Chen is within the normal range!"
"..." The old man gasped, "You mean Xiaochen also has... so what... a secret hobby?"
Ye Chen held back his strong anger so he didn't punch Dr. Ji out.
Doctor Ji quickly comforted: "Grandpa, don't get excited! I'm just explaining to you, and I accidentally said too much. I checked both of them, and there is nothing wrong. They don't play those exciting things, don't worry! "
The old man slowed down and nodded: "Well, you have been sensible since you were a child. I don't believe in Xiao Chen, but I believe in you."
Doctor Ji smiled reservedly, and pushed his glasses again: "I have said so much, but it actually means the same thing. There must be something special about Xuanying that attracts Ah Chen. No one else has this quality. Do you understand this explanation? ?”
"Hmm..." The old man nodded, "In other words, that kid can satisfy Xiaochen's secret hobby."
"..." Doctor Ji coughed, "Well, yes, you can say that."
Ye Chen stared at Dr. Ji grinding his molars.
Dr. Ji felt that he was about to be poked into a sieve, trembled, and lowered his voice: "Since it is a secret hobby, it is *, let's not explore it, anyway, this situation is medically reasonable now, and there will be no What harm. Don't worry!"
The old man looked serious: "Is there really no harm?"
"There must be no! If there is, I dare not hide it!"
The old man was finally satisfied, and patted him on the shoulder kindly: "Xiao Ji, please help Xiao Chen to provide more snacks for his health problems, and I will urge him to go to your place for regular checkups. If you have any problems, don't hide it from me .”
"Hey! Don't worry!"
The old man wanted to keep Dr. Ji for dinner again. Seeing that Ye Chen was about to fork himself out in the next second, Dr. Ji waved his hands and refused. His mouth was so dry that he didn't even have time to take a sip of tea, and he slipped away as if he was fleeing.
Ye Chen was left behind by the old man. Facing the complicated eyes of the old man, he ate his dinner like chewing wax, and wanted to drop his chopsticks and run away.
The dinner at home was quite lively, and the whole family came back, but the old man kept his promise, in order to take care of his precious grandson, he didn't mention a word at the dinner table, and only called Ye Chen into the study to whisper: "New Year's Eve soon! Yes, you bring Xuanying back."
Ye Chen felt that this sound was like the sound of heaven. He wanted to kick Dr. Ji to death before, but in a blink of an eye it turned into gratitude, and nodded calmly: "Okay."
The old man stopped talking for a while, but finally couldn't hold back: "You didn't do anything to that child, did you? It's the kind that Xiao Ji said..."
Ye Chen wanted to kick Dr. Ji again, and said two words resoundingly: "No."
The old man was a little relieved: "That's good, that's good..."
The Ye family likes to talk about it, as long as the old man nods on this matter, no one else has much to say, Ye Chen was heartbroken and went back contentedly.
As soon as Xuanying heard the movement, she rushed over excitedly and hugged him, dragged him into the bedroom, and happily asked for a kiss.
Ye Chen happily hugged him and gave him a deep and lingering kiss, and when it was over, his mind suddenly clicked: Xuanying is a horse, I don't really have any secret hobbies, do I?That sounds so fucking heavy!
Xuan Ying grinned at him: "Dachen, is the problem solved? Can I go home with you?"
Ye Chen seriously suspected that he had also been brainwashed by Doctor Ji, so he collected himself and pecked Xuan Ying's mouth: "Yes!"
Xuanying's eyes widened with joy, and she threw herself on the bed and rolled in excitement.
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