[Comprehensive] The man who sells with rope

Monday 2014st January 1 weather hail quite bad mood

Today is new year.

Although it is not the Spring Festival, it is a new year, and it is still New Year's Day.

On this day worth celebrating, I crossed over.

According to the normal development of the plot, it should be that I ran to the convenience store to hide from the rain and then met the beautiful cashier girl every day. Your Yida, my Yida, finally cultivated.

But it's a pity that what I hid was not rain, but hail, which was much more high-end and foreign-style than rain.

Reality is so pissy.

But I never expected...

As soon as you open the door, it becomes fucking Saudi Arabia, are you kidding me? ! ! ! !

The group of people outside looked at me in a cotton padded padded ball, as if they were looking at Shenjing Bing! ! !

I thought it was a dream! ! !

As a result, when the door is closed and opened again, who can tell me why the billboard outside becomes Japanese! ! !

All cell phone and landline numbers in the phone book have all become empty numbers! !

I'm sorry for your uncle! ! ! !

In order to remember this memorable day, I have lived for 20 years and never kept a diary.

Started to write a diary.

Thanks to the convenience store that sponsored this diary, although it took me to nowhere.

Oh, the name of this weird convenience store is Everything, and so far, I haven't seen a clerk or store manager here.

Probably they couldn't bear the pressure of seeing a completely different scene when they opened the door, and rushed to the new world outside the door.

Shen Jingbing closed the notebook and capped the ballpoint pen in her hand.

The 20-year-old youth sat at the cash register, took a few deep breaths, and turned his head to look at the door of the convenience store.

The door of the convenience store is very small, even from the outside, you can only see a small wooden door with a rather unique decoration.

But when he came in to hide before, he was sure and sure, through that door he saw the warm orange light inside.

When a half-fist-sized hailstone hit him head-on and turned him into a pig's head, Shen Jingbing felt healed from the bottom of his heart when he saw such a small door that looked particularly warm.

Thinking of this, Shen Jingbing raised his head and glanced at the incandescent light bulb on his head, and then at the store door, which was obviously a security door, and couldn't help feeling sad.

He felt that he had been deceived emotionally, and now even his body was deceived.

oh oh oh.

The only consolation is probably that the air conditioner in this convenience store works well, and it didn’t make him feel too hot or cold even if he just felt the heat wave in Saudi Arabia and the dry place in Japan. Air.

Shen Jingbing stood up, took off two layers of thick cotton clothes, looked at the instrument on the cash register that was running, turned her eyes around the place where the money was placed, and finally suppressed the eager desire to move.

He is very moral, how could he take other people's money without the owner's consent.

Shen Jing thought about it, and then ordered 32 likes for her integrity.

Shen Jingbing stood for a while, and after looking around, he felt that he couldn't just sit... no, he couldn't just stand and wait, at least he needed to know how big this convenience store was, how much it had in stock, and how long it could last him.

To be honest, he really didn't dare to go out now, if this convenience store rushed to a place where there was a war, maybe he would be shot and his brains would burst as soon as he went out.

It's scary just thinking about it.

What disturbed him most was that he could not go out, but others could come in.

What if terrorists with knives and guns came in, what if some strange things came in!

QAQ Oh my god it's scary!

Shen Jingbing walked to the side of the shelf and gnawed on a bean paste bread while humming. He felt that the hunger and cold were far away from him, and he felt refreshed.

He looked around, and finally saw a door painted in dark brown with a beautiful pattern at the corner at the end of the shelf.

Shen Jingbing guaranteed with his experience of working in a convenience store for three days that this is definitely the entrance to the warehouse.

...Probably so.

It is good to have a warehouse, and it is better to have a toilet or something. If conditions permit, Shen Jingbing also hopes to have a living room in it. Of course, he knows that the possibility of realizing the last idea is very slim.

Which shopkeeper with a hole in his head would build a house in a warehouse haha.

After a few mouthfuls of bread, Shen Jingbing took a deep breath, and twisted the handle to open the door.

It was dark inside the door.

Darkness is always prone to bad associations, especially for someone who has just had a decidedly abnormal experience.

What's more, this person is not an atheist in the first place. On the contrary, he is very afraid of these things, and often at night, he is so frightened by his brain power that he dares to turn on the light to sleep.

Shen Jingbing took two steps back and re-bathed in the light of the store, with countless cute alpacas galloping in her heart.

No matter who grew up going through weird things, he or she is not an atheist.

Besides, some things are actually not his imagination at all, okay?

The roommate who rents with him always mocks him for being a sissy!He really wants to tell his roommate that there is a girl in white standing at the window every night in that room!

I really want to cry more and more.

Shen Jingbing silently looked at the dark doorway, the lights in the store penetrated in and gave him a good view.

He raised his head and glanced at the deeper blackness, plucked up the courage to enter half of his body, and looked to see if there was a light switch on the wall next to him.

Then he saw nothing.

Shen Jingbing returned to the store and closed the door of the warehouse.

Hey, hey, hey, he was really scared!

The blackness is scary, why not put the switch on the side of the door, how convenient! !

Shen Jingbing thought about it, and silently went back to the cashier. He started holding his cotton coat and staring at the door in a daze.

Rather than facing the unknown darkness, he would rather rush in with a few people outside.

——Even terrorists are not as scary as the dark place and A Piao!

Just when he was thinking about this, someone really pushed the door in under his expectant eyes.

The person who came was a teenager with beautiful blond hair and a sincere and friendly smile on his good-looking face. He was wearing a wet sportswear, holding a basketball in his arms and carrying a shoulder bag. He looked like he was playing basketball. Half of them were chilled by the sudden rainstorm.

The young man looked at Shen Jingbing who was wearing a turtleneck sweater and holding two thick cotton jackets in surprise, blinked his eyes, recovered his astonishment, and scratched his head, "Well, can I hide from the rain with my companions?" ?”

Shen Jingbing looked at him, shamefully wanting to drag more people into the water, finally looked at the closed door, froze, and nodded.

This poor boy, I'm afraid he can only stay with him in this convenience store who doesn't know which road he is running wildly.

He thought so with pity and gloating.

Seeing him nodding, the young man showed his smiling face without hesitation, turned around and opened the door, stuck his head out and shouted, "Little Heizi, come in and hide from the rain!"

As soon as the words were finished, a drenched blue-haired boy walked in holding an equally drenched young... husky-like Shiba Inu.

Shen Jingbing's whole body is not well.

It wasn't because the boy could still see his companion when he reopened the door, but because of the two people and the dog in front of him plus the name the boy with yellow hair called his companion just now.

And he seems to understand...Japanese.

As a person who wants to live in Two-dimensional, even if he is a man, he is no stranger to the episode "Heizi's Basketball".

Before he entered this store, the second season of the black and blue TV version had just ended, okay?

What the hell!

Shen Jingbing felt that she was really cheating!

Actually crossed the wall of dimension! !

With a convenience store! ! !

...It's really not romantic at all, he thought.

The boy with yellow hair—now we know that this person's surname is Kise Ryota, and Kise Ryota said: "That, Mr. Manager."

Shen Jingbing was immersed in the thrill of the two-dimensional, and couldn't help it. Even Kimura Ryohei's voice couldn't make him freeze up.

"Mr. Store Manager?"

"Wang!"

Shen Jingbing managed to find her escaped soul after several barks.

He looked at Kise, and his whole body cheered up.

But he still confessed honestly: "I'm not the owner."

"Ah..." Kise was stunned, and smiled shyly, "Do you have an umbrella and vanilla milkshake?"

Shen Jingbing glanced at Huang Lai, then at Heizi next to him whose eyes lit up when he heard the vanilla milkshake, and fell silent for a while, "Do you want M to remember it?"

"If there is." Heizi replied before Kise spoke.

Shen Jingbing's eyes were empty, and her eyes turned around in the store. In the end, she only saw the umbrellas hanging on the shelves. As for the vanilla milkshakes, they were still M's. Of course, they didn't have them.

Shen Jing stood up and took the umbrella over, "There is an umbrella, but M's vanilla milkshake, I think you will be able to buy it soon after you go out."

Huang Lai took the umbrella from Shen Jingbing, "How much?"

The latter glanced at the price tag above, "Three hundred yen."

After buying the umbrella, Kise took Kuroko and ran away.

He felt that the person wearing a turtleneck sweater in the sweltering summer was a deep well, and he told his companions his guess by the way.

Then there was a silent nod and a bark of approval.

Shen Jingbing felt that her knee had been shot to death.

The poor young man ran to the door, clutching his bloody knee shot by the invisible arrow, and was about to open the door and run towards the beautiful Two-dimensional—even though Ji Fan, who had the name of hot-blooded manga, was enough to make him excited.

Kiman also has girls, such as Momoi girls and Shiro Rin's flat-chested girls. Although they all have their own masters, it doesn't prevent him from doing NTR, just like playing a strategy game.

Shen Jingbing is full of expectations for the future life.

There are no messy Apiao and no dark warehouses!

There is no convenience store in any corner of the world that you don't know when you open the door!

No stupid roommate who always taunts him!

ah!new world!

Shen Jingbing laughed and opened the door.

The icy wind and frost blowing in from the polar region at the door cruelly blurred his face.

fuck.

your uncle.

Trembling, he slammed the door hard, and turned around to put on his big cotton coat to comfort his cold body and soul.

In the end, what greeted him was not a warm cotton coat, but a man who used his cotton coat as a cushion under his buttocks and looked through his diary where he only wrote one entry.

The man glanced over with a smile, and raised his chin at him.

"You are qualified."

"..."

Hero who are you?