[Comprehensive] The man who sells with rope

January 3740, 1 in the new cosmic calendar - weather: no storm - mood: hehe, pack up the money, pack up the things, and prepare to go back to the hometown to get married.

But my hometown doesn't have such cheating characters.

Boss, did you make it?

My home is very safe.

Really.

If those nuclear weapons are excluded, the security level should be after H level.

Shen Jingbing felt unreal.

It wasn't until Qi Yu pulled him back into the store and pressed him on a chair that he came back to his senses with unfinished shock.

"Can you really go back?" Shen Jingbing looked at Qi Yu and asked again for confirmation.

"This kind of thing won't lie to you." Qi Yu raised his hand and rubbed Shen Jingbing's soft short hair, his smile was as gentle as water, and he pointed out: "After all, it is about you and my life."

Shen Jingbing looked at Qi Yu's smile, shivered, and muttered with some guilty conscience: "What, what's the big deal..."

"Are you going to throw it away when you're done using it?" Qi Yu's expression darkened.

"..." WTF.

Brother Shen, am I such a tasteless person? !

...well I am.

Shen Jingbing pursed her lips, glanced at Qi Yu's face, felt the pressure from Qi Yu's body, shrank her neck immediately, then stood up, raised her head and chest, and flattered her with a flattering smile.

"How could it be! Boss, do you think I'm that kind of person?" After tidying up Qi Yu's not too messy collar, he patted Qi Yu's chest, "Boss, don't make trouble."

Qi Yu squinted his eyes and squinted at Shen Jingbing.

Shen Jingbing looked at him with a smile, feeling more and more uncertain.

"Please me." Qi Yu sat down on the chair Shen Jingbing was sitting in before, raised his chin, and snorted.

Shen Jingbing: "..."

To the mother who is about to meet again.

I think the boss took the wrong medicine.

Shouldn't his setting be a black-bellied loyal dog who pays silently?

Why did she suddenly become evil, charming, crazy, cool, handsome, and domineering_(:з)∠)_.

Qi Yu kicked Shen Jingbing lightly.

Shen Jingbing looked at him with the eyes of "what do you want to do, you beast".

"Say what you said before." Qi Yu reached out to catch the flying coffee, raised his eyebrows and looked at Shen Jingbing.

Shen Jingbing was at a loss: "What are you talking about?"

"If you can please me." Qi Yu smiled, "Say what you said again."

"..." Shen Jingbing understood instantly.

"Speak." Qi Yu took a sip of coffee after speaking.

Shen Jingbing was silent for a long while, and finally her heart broke, and her face was full of grief, "Boss, boss, little angel! Boss is a god! Boss is licking!!"

Qi Yu paused, looked up at Shen Jingbing, and wrote lightly: "Continue."

This is not what he wanted to hear, it was a bit creepy at first, but thinking about Shen Jingbing's urination, Qi Yu actually felt a subtle sense of relief after suppressing the goosebumps all over his body.

I always feel that this mentality is not right.

Qi Yu pondered for a while but couldn't tell what was wrong, and finally shook his head and stopped thinking about this subtlety.

"..."QAQ

Shen Jing is full of melancholy holding on to her originally indestructible integrity that is now crumbling.

Qi Yu glanced at him and drank coffee leisurely.

Shen Jingbing licked her lips, "Damn it, you are my true love_(:з)∠)_."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Hazi Cassie! ! ! !

What a shame! ! ! !

I hear the sound of my indestructible integrity shattering! ! !

Ah, my heart hurts!

Shen Jingbing held her heart and frowned, her face full of sorrow.

To my soon-to-be mom.

Your smart, witty, handsome and unparalleled son has lost his first integrity in life.

kindness……

Probably the first copy.

"What else?" Qi Yu put down the coffee cup with a smile, and leaned on the soft back of the chair comfortably.

"You want more?!" Shen Jingbing's eyes widened, and then her expression changed, "Lady, I can't do it for my husband!!"

Nothing more shameful could be said.

Shen Jingbing looked at Qi Yu pitifully.

The boss raised his eyelids and looked at Shen Jingbing for a while. After a long while, he said a word in a light tone: "Say."

"..."

Qi Yu withdrew his gaze, closed his eyes and waited.

He felt he had to have some security.

Now that he is about to go to Shen Jingbing's hometown to meet his parents, Shen Jingbing doesn't dare to move casually unless Shen Jingbing gives him a letter of approval.

Who knew that when Shen Jingbing met his mother so heartlessly, would she still remember that there was a man waiting for him to express his opinion.

"Boss..." There was a hint of grievance in Shen Jingbing's small voice.

In fact, he also knew what Qi Yu meant, and also understood the other party's thoughts, but he was a little... not convinced.

Qi Yu is such an awesome character.

Although he is quite close to him, there is no way to conceal that this person actually has the power in his hands to rival a powerful force like the plane court.

This guy owns a fucking plane shop.

This person can walk through the air and see through people's hearts.

Shen Jingbing felt that there was nothing in herself worthy of Qi Yu.

If it is about the ability to make money, Shen Jingbing thinks about it seriously, Qi Yu can still live well without him without any problem, on the contrary, not long after he came, Qi Yu directly got involved with the court of the plane.

So why is he a little troublesome?

Shen Jingbing reached out and touched his face.

Sure enough, Qi Yu likes me because I am too handsome.

"Not as handsome as me." Qi Yu half-opened his eyes and glanced at Shen Jingbing lazily.

Shen Jingbing answered him with six points: "..."

vulgar!

Am I the kind of person who looks at faces!

Shen Jingbing hummed twice, and Qi Yu tapped the armrest of the chair with his fingers, making a rattling sound.

"boss."

"kindness?"

"I, we..." Shen Jingbing blinked, "Let's go back to our hometown."

Qi Yu paused, opened his eyelids and glanced at him.

Shen Jing pursed her mouth and closed her eyes: "Let's go back to our hometown and get married!"

Seeing the expression on his face like a execution ground, Qi Yu finally laughed out loud, stretched out his hand and pulled him into his arms and hugged him tightly.

Shen Jing buried her head in Qi Yu's shoulder, her face flushed.

Qi Yu lowered his head and bit Shen Jingbing's neck hard, "I think you've said this for a long time."

Shen Jingbing shrinks her neck, blinks her eyes, "I'm sure I haven't waited for you for as long, just calculate how long you've been here."

"Who told you that I have been staying in the store?" Qi Yu rubbed Shen Jingbing's head vigorously, "I have been running around in various planes during your absence. The power of the plane court for so many years must be Not to be underestimated."

"That's it..." Shen Jingbing looked at Qi Yu in a daze for a while, and then laughed.

Qi Yu hugged the man in his arms, let him sit on his lap, stretched out his hand to pick up a few modules on the table, squeezed Shen Jingbing's waist, "Tell me about the plane you stayed in, then Do a screening."

"Oh." Shen Jingbing hurriedly pulled her thoughts back, thought for a while and began to say: "Probably a low-to-medium technological plane, the danger is not too high... maybe not too high?"

Shen Jingbing thought about nuclear weapons and the like, but suddenly became unsure about the danger factor.

"There are high-rise buildings, and the air is not very good..." Shen Jingbing's eyes were blank for a while, "There is also winter melon pork rib soup."

Qi Yu paused as he entered the information following his words.

Shen Jingbing came back to her senses, looked at Qi Yu, and smiled innocently.

"..." He was silent for a while, "To what extent has technology developed? For example, artificial intelligence for space exploration."

"I don't make it!" Shen Jingbing was stunned, "Well, but someone has rushed out of the earth! The earth also has the appearance of aliens, artificial intelligence... I don't know, but the intelligent brain has not yet come out."

"What about the economy?"

"It's okay? But the development is quite uneven!"

"Racial distribution?"

"There are people of all races all over the world."

"What about political civilization?"

Shen Jingbing, who knew nothing about politics, was once again at a loss, "Some have kings and princes, and some worship a person as a god, but most of them are democracies... I guess."

"Environmental conditions?"

"Some places are cruel and some places are very good!"

Qi Yu finally stopped asking.

He found that Shen Jingbing probably belonged to the kind of people who didn't care about current affairs at all and were indifferent to many things before coming here-ordinary citizens.

That's right, if you are a powerful person, how can you be so stupid, and you are still a jobless vagrant when you get here.

"You know so little." Qi Yu sighed, sorted out what Shen Jingbing said before, and clicked OK.

Ello quickly captured those plane particles and analyzed them.

There are many known planes and planes that have only been explored in a small part. Such a little information is enough for Elro to eliminate many planes that do not match the progress of civilization development.

The planes they needed to visit suddenly decreased a lot.

"Qi Yu, I have a question." Shen Jingbing glanced at the selected planes, showing hesitation.

Qi Yu tilted his head and raised his eyebrows: "En?"

"Wan, what if the time-to-flow ratio is scary... When I go back..." Shen Jingbing didn't know what to say as she spoke.

This is something he has been quite worried about for a long time, but he has always buried it in his heart and never brought it up.

If she got a definite answer, Shen Jingbing knew that she would lose the goal she was fighting for, and that would be too bad.

But it is different now. What he needs now is not a goal, but a psychological preparation.

"I've seen the memo you saved in Lancelot." Qi Yu knocked on the desktop, "Although I don't know if those are all processes from other planes, but in terms of the real number of things you have experienced , the plane you are in is high enough, probably a small core in the universe of the plane."

Shen Jingbing, whose IQ was anxious, was at a loss: "What do you mean?"

"It means that there is a great possibility that the time flow rate of your plane is the same as the cosmic calendar."

"But these planes seem to be ordinary planes." Shen Jingbing pointed at the 3D image and shook her head, "The flow speed is basically..."

"If it's the core plane, you can only pass through the derived parallel plane." Qi Yu rubbed Shen Jingbing's head, and kissed him on the top of his hair, "It's like our things will be lost when they meet the core of the plane." The effect is the same, the small core plane of the plane universe cannot be captured by instruments."

Although I don't know what it means, it seems to be cheating.

"The closer the actual situation is to the core plane, the greater the possibility of finding the core plane." Qi Yu rubbed his chin, "You must know that since the establishment of the Plane Store Alliance, hundreds of plane stores have captured The small core plane that arrived can be counted with one slap."

Shen Jingbing was taken aback, "You mean it's hard to find?"

"It's not difficult with you." Qi Yu randomly clicked on a plane, stood and patted Shen Jingbing, "Let's go, let's go to this plane to have a look."

Shen Jingbing nodded, stood up, and glanced at the plane code.

C4319

On the same level as Harry Potter, it doesn't seem like a dangerous sample.

Shen Jingbing grinned, and opened the door when Qi Yu went back to put the coffee cup.

The thick dust mixed with the smell of gunpowder blows towards the face, and the thick dust mist is filled in front of the eyes. Looking to the right, about ten meters away, there is a huge deep pit.

Just as Shen Jingbing pulled out the air purifier and put it on, a figure flew past in front of him.

The figure crossed a beautiful parabola, and then wiped a deep mark on the ground.

Well, it hurts so much Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Shen Jingbing looked at the figure who got up from the ground with a face full of shock.

He can still stand up! !

He just flew over! !

And rolled so many laps on the ground! !

Damn it really stood up! !

What a dick!

Shen Jingbing heard a slight click in the chaos, and a man who was not very tall walked to a place not far from him, carrying a heavy-looking rocket launcher on his shoulders.

The man had light chestnut hair and was wearing what looked like a formal dress.

He turned his head slightly to look at the shocked Shen Jingbing, then turned back blankly and aimed at the opposite person who just got up.

"Please go to hell, Hijikata-san."