[Comprehensive] The man who sells with rope
Chapter 67 Gintama: Never Get Tired of Playing Gao Lin
Filial piety for the fourth year of Emperor Wenjiu-Weather: Sunny-Mood: I decided to go wandering around the world Qi Yu I want to break up with you! ! !
My dad never hit me! !
Hey!
Shen Jingbing stared at the street for a long while but didn't find anything unusual, so she couldn't help feeling a little flabbergasted.
It is not a good omen to suddenly feel a cold on the back in broad daylight.
"Lancelot?"
Lancelot scanned around knowingly, "There is no abnormality around, master."
Shen Jingbing frowned, with hesitation on his face: "Really?"
"Please don't doubt me, master." Lancelot said in a rather calm tone, "I will be very sorry."
Shen Jingbing chuckled, expressionless.
But he couldn't find the source of the sudden chill just now, and Shen Jingbing also healed his heart and walked towards the two samurai who were pretending to look like ronin with righteous faces.
Shen Jingbing stayed here for a long time, enough to attract the attention of the warriors guarding here.
Shen Jingbing glanced at the samurai standing in front of him who was looking at him fiercely, and tilted his head, "I'm looking for Mr. Gui."
The eyes of the two samurai changed suddenly, but they couldn't do anything on the street, so as not to cause others to rest.
"No matter how much you pretend it's useless, I just know it, and not only I know it." Shen Jing raised his chin, and followed the tall and glamorous villain route he decided at the beginning, "I just need to move If you use your words, you will be wiped out, and it will be the same if you hurt me, how about it, do you want to try it?"
The two warriors looked at him, snorted coldly, and opened their mouths slightly to inform the friends upstairs, but they were horrified to find that they were completely speechless.
"I just have something to do with Gui." Shen Jingbing raised her eyebrows, flipped her hand over and took back the things hidden in the phone, stretched out her hand to pat, and then led him out of control after being unable to speak. The samurai who walked in, "I promise I won't treat your male god...no, your wig...no, what is your Mr. Gui doing."
Having said that, I'm a decent gay.
But obviously Mr. Samurai did not believe in Shen Jingbing, he struggled quite a lot physically and mentally.
Shen Jingbing sighed, and their footsteps stopped in front of the room where the quarrel came from. Mr. Samurai struggled even harder. Just as Shen Jingbing raised his hand to knock on the door, the door was pulled open from the inside, revealing an elderly man samurai with angry face.
When the man saw the stranger, his eyes showed obvious alertness, but when he saw Mr. Samurai leading the way in front of Shen Jingbing, he suddenly felt relieved.
The old man continued to put on an angry look, turned his head and growled at Hui who was kneeling by the window with a stern expression on his face: "In short, I can't do such things as transforming into a mother-in-law and mother-in-law! Gui, have you forgotten that during the war? What did the gods do to us!!"
Shen Jingbing was shocked by the old man's voice, and then praised him for being so energetic at such an age.
"I haven't forgotten!!" Gui answered him loudly, "I have never forgotten! But the people have long forgotten! They don't want another war but peace!"
"Family enmity and national hatred will be unforgettable for a lifetime!" The old man said every word, "Gui, you are an excellent young man who can lead this group of young people well, but I can't face my family members and comrades-in-arms with a calm mood. invaders!"
Your hatred is so high, and then you did not step on my Great Heavenly Dynasty, but it was easy.
Shen Jingbing let out a cold snort, feeling vicious, leaning against the door and started talking, "Mr. Gui, you are really quite... weak now."
The eyes of the people in the room immediately fell on the person who suddenly made a sound.
Gui looked up at Shen Jingbing, frowning, "You are..."
"Jin Zhu asked me to bring you a message." Shen Jingbing pursed her lips, and after knowing the approximate timeline from the Shinsengumi, she took advantage of a handful of dwarf cedars and said with a smile, "Jin Zhu said: The old best friend is here again. I don’t know if I can still drink with you.”
Gui was taken aback, and stood up abruptly, "Gaoshan, he..."
Shen Jingbing pointed to the top of her head, smiled without saying a word.
It's not just Gui, the fighters under his command have heard about Gao Shan, an extremist, and the older ones also know the prestige of the ghost army, and even know the friendship between Gui and Gao Shan.
It would be an understatement to say that these two are close friends.
Gui's reaction, however, was quite unexpected.
After hearing the news from Gao Shan, he was a little hesitant.
Shen Jingbing looked at him with some surprise, but Gui's gaze was still hesitant.
It wasn't until Mr. Samurai finally got rid of the effect of the medicine that he drew his sword and pointed at Shen Jingbing, saying that this guy was an intruder, that this weird silence was broken.
But no one paid any attention to his words.
Shen Jingbing withdrew the smile on her face, and looked at him with a look like "you actually betrayed your best friend who shouldered the pain and sorrow together".
Gui was silent for a while, then waved everyone away, leaving Shen Jingbing alone.
"You are not from Gao Shan's side." Gui made a cup of tea for the uninvited guest, then knelt and sat opposite him.
"You know all of this?" Shen Jingbing raised her eyebrows, and after making sure that the man was not hostile, she sat down cross-legged opposite him.
Gui paused, reached out and poked Shen Jingbing directly between the eyebrows, looked at Shen Jingbing who hadn't reacted at all, and sighed, "There are flaws all over your body, Gaoshan can't keep you."
Shen Jingbing touched his nose and shrugged, "I am Shen Jingbing, a businessman."
"You seem to know us very well." Gui withdrew his hand and looked at Shen Jingbing with a smile, "What can you do with me?"
Shen Jingbing was silent for a while, then looked up at the man with smooth black hair, "Are you... really a wig?"
"Not a wig is Gui!"
"..." Shen Jingbing still looked at the person in front of him in disbelief for a while, holding his chin, "I just don't believe it."
"I'm really not a wig." Gui said, tugging at his hair, "Really."
"..." No, don't try to change the origin of your mouth obsession, this meme is not because of your hair growing well, okay?
Shen Jingbing looked Gui up and down, "Mr. Gui, have you been in contact with Mr. Sakamoto Tatsuma recently?"
"En?" Gui thought for a while, then nodded.
"It's like this. I have a batch of goods in my hand. I think he might be interested. If you can contact him, please let me know." Shen Jingbing said, and then showed a slightly relaxed expression, "I want to It's really difficult to find your location, but it's worth it to be on Mr. Sakamoto's fleet."
Following Gui and Tatsuma Sakamoto, sooner or later, he will be able to catch that white thing.
Besides, the calculation time should be near.
"Yes." Gui nodded, and then said: "Maybe you know Gao Shan's current situation. I haven't heard about him for a long time—except when the things he did were known to everyone."
"Is it really okay if you trust me so much?"
"My intuition is very powerful." Gui looked at Shen Jingbing seriously, "I am the one favored by fairies."
No, you are of no use to me except to lead me to Elizabeth.
I don't care who cares about you.
Shen Jingbing looked at Gui with disgust.
"You have no ill intentions towards me." Gui lowered his head and took a sip of tea, "When you just came in, you meant that Takasugi...is he coming to Edo?"
"Well, I also brought you a huge surprise." Shen Jingbing nodded.
"Really!?" Gui's eyes lit up, "Could it be JUSTWE!"
"Your fun is really..."
"I have prepared several pairs of height-increasing shoes, and if Takasugi doesn't like it, there are also height-increasing clogs!"
"..." The height stalk is simply endless.
Gui you black Takasugi is so high-end, does Takasugi know?
Takasugi will cry, really will.
After crying, I will give you a slap in the face, and then I will run away with my clogs on my feet.
Emma seems to be quite emotional after thinking about it.
"Mr. Gui, wake up, you know that Takasugi is not such a gentle person." Shen Jingbing ruthlessly pierced Gui's imagination, "If you don't rest, you will die, along with the whole Edo."
Shen Jingbing has never been afraid of disturbing the future development of the plane. Although this will make him lose some advantages, he can gain as much at the same time.
Shen Jingbing is very skilled in this routine by using what he knows to capture the attention of the dazzling people on the plane and quickly establish at least a friendly relationship.
Except for a few times of bad luck, the first person Shen Jingbing meets after opening the store is usually not ordinary. Shen Jingbing thinks this is probably the legendary lucky EX.
You must give yourself a hundred likes first.
Shen Jingbing is a person who is very good at reading people's faces and grasping opportunities, so when he saw Gui's expression, he took a sip of tea quietly. The tea is not very good, but it is not bad for ordinary people who don't know how to taste tea. Same.
He stood up without saying anything.
"Are you leaving now?" Gui glanced at the bottom of the tea.
He hasn't figured out how to face the people who followed him through life and death, especially the old man who questioned him.
"Hesitation and evasion are useless, you can say what you think, and you are a real man by being outspoken." Shen Jingbing paused after finishing speaking, "If you want to find me, just come to the shop opposite Wanshiwu. Surprise - a real surprise."
Gui looked at Shen Jingbing, nodded after staring for a while, "Shen Jun, do you want to consider fighting barbarians with me?"
"Abandon barbarians?" Shen Jingbing looked at Gui with incredible eyes, "First of all, I am a businessman, secondly, I am not Japanese, and thirdly, I would rather be able to treat..."
Shen Jingbing stopped talking halfway, he looked at Gui for a while, smacked his lips, "You know, I'm quite a patriotic person."
After saying this dry sentence, he didn't know what to do next.
"It's just a suggestion, and your reaction is too violent."
"Then I will calmly and solemnly refuse now." Shen Jingbing lowered her eyes, "If you meet Mr. Sakamoto Tatsuma, please remember to contact me. Of course, if you are rejected by me and become angry and unwilling to help, I won't mind."
It's not the only option here, either.
It's just that there might be a way to find the way to the core plane here, which makes Shen Jingbing so persistent and anxious to operate.
Because even on the core plane with the same time flow rate as the main universe, it has been six months since he left.
When she saw hope within reach, Shen Jingbing couldn't control her eagerness to go back.
Even the consequences of making this plane a mess can't stop him from continuing to do so.
Shen Jingbing left Gui's house.
And shortly after he left, the Shinsengumi rushed in, but only captured an empty house.
Hijikata and Okita looked a little unnatural, but no one noticed.
Outside the house.
Katsura, wearing a bamboo hat, leaned on the street corner and looked at the house blocked by the Shinsengumi. After a little thought, he left the stronghold where he hadn't stayed for long.
"The hound's nose is terribly sensitive."
Gui sighed, turned around and left the urban area full of tall buildings, and walked slowly towards Kabukicho.
When Shen Jingbing sauntered back to her shop, the afterglow of the setting sun had already dyed the sky red.
He stood at the door of his store, which had already hung a closed sign, raised his hand and pushed the door open, and walked in crookedly as if he had no bones.
"Boss, I'm so tired..." Shen Jingbing groaned half-deadly, but she didn't get the same treatment as usual.
He raised his head to look at Qi Yu who was sitting in front of the cash register without looking up, and frowned.
"Boss." Shen Jingbing called out.
Qi Yu finally raised his head and tapped his fingers on the table.
Shen Jingbing's eyes fell on the table, glanced at it, and paused for a moment on the recording pen placed on the table.
What the hell!
Shen Jingbing looked up at Qi Yu, "I, I, I, I can explain..."
"Who is the team leader?" Qi Yu raised Shen Jingbing's diary in Yang's hand and asked.
Boss, you still take people's diaries for granted. Why are you hot?
Shen Jingbing hesitated for a while, hummed a few times, and finally confessed: "It's my male god_∠)_."
Qi Yu closed the diary, squinted at Shen Jingbing, and waved to him, "Come here."
"..." Shen Jingbing walked over slowly.
damn...
I always feel so terrible, Ma Ma.
Mama, your witty son will be offended by Qi Yu beating monsters for the first time! ! !
Qi Yu moved the chair back a bit, directly pulled the person who was still dawdling over, pressed the person face down on his lap, and tore off Shen Jingbing's pants, not even letting him go.
I'm so hasty! ! ! ! ! !
Shen Jingbing was shocked.
Qi Yu slapped Shen Jingbing directly on the ass, "Male god? Huh?"
"It hurts!!"
"Still recording those sounds." Qi Yu rubbed Shen Jingbing's butt, "It seems that you are very dissatisfied."
After finishing speaking, he was beaten again.
"Qi Yu, you bastard!!" Shen Jingbing blushed, even her eyes were red, "My father never hit me!!"
After yelling, Shen Jingbing paused, okay I don't have a father.
But this does not prevent Lao Zhi from expressing his anger!
"I want to break up with you!!"
"You still want to break up?" Qi Yu narrowed his eyes and hit him again.
Shen Jingbing felt that her face, heart, and butt were hot, and she gritted her teeth and remained silent.
Unhappy, Qi Yu slapped him a few more times, seeing that the man was really silent, he hugged him into his arms and tightened his grip tightly.
"Qi Yu, you bastard!"
"You said that just now."
"How dare you spank my ass!!"
Qi Yu paused, and touched it casually, "I still touched it."
"You are shameless!"
"..."
"I've never spanked my ass!!"
"I'll take charge."
"Who the hell put you in charge!"
"I said I will be responsible." Qi Yu's tone sounded very serious. He looked at Shen Jingbing who couldn't understand his intentions at all, and sighed in frustration, "Don't say such things in the future."
"What kind of words?"
"Male god or something." Qi Yu buried her head in Shen Jingbing's shoulder and took a deep breath, "I will be jealous."
"..." Shen Jingbing was shocked.
I'll just say that! !
Why are you reacting so hotly! !
You just do not believe me! !
You just don't love me! !
You spank my ass! ! !
This is domestic violence! !Did you create domestic violence! ! !
There's no fucking way to live this day! ! !
My dad never hit me! !
Hey!
Shen Jingbing stared at the street for a long while but didn't find anything unusual, so she couldn't help feeling a little flabbergasted.
It is not a good omen to suddenly feel a cold on the back in broad daylight.
"Lancelot?"
Lancelot scanned around knowingly, "There is no abnormality around, master."
Shen Jingbing frowned, with hesitation on his face: "Really?"
"Please don't doubt me, master." Lancelot said in a rather calm tone, "I will be very sorry."
Shen Jingbing chuckled, expressionless.
But he couldn't find the source of the sudden chill just now, and Shen Jingbing also healed his heart and walked towards the two samurai who were pretending to look like ronin with righteous faces.
Shen Jingbing stayed here for a long time, enough to attract the attention of the warriors guarding here.
Shen Jingbing glanced at the samurai standing in front of him who was looking at him fiercely, and tilted his head, "I'm looking for Mr. Gui."
The eyes of the two samurai changed suddenly, but they couldn't do anything on the street, so as not to cause others to rest.
"No matter how much you pretend it's useless, I just know it, and not only I know it." Shen Jing raised his chin, and followed the tall and glamorous villain route he decided at the beginning, "I just need to move If you use your words, you will be wiped out, and it will be the same if you hurt me, how about it, do you want to try it?"
The two warriors looked at him, snorted coldly, and opened their mouths slightly to inform the friends upstairs, but they were horrified to find that they were completely speechless.
"I just have something to do with Gui." Shen Jingbing raised her eyebrows, flipped her hand over and took back the things hidden in the phone, stretched out her hand to pat, and then led him out of control after being unable to speak. The samurai who walked in, "I promise I won't treat your male god...no, your wig...no, what is your Mr. Gui doing."
Having said that, I'm a decent gay.
But obviously Mr. Samurai did not believe in Shen Jingbing, he struggled quite a lot physically and mentally.
Shen Jingbing sighed, and their footsteps stopped in front of the room where the quarrel came from. Mr. Samurai struggled even harder. Just as Shen Jingbing raised his hand to knock on the door, the door was pulled open from the inside, revealing an elderly man samurai with angry face.
When the man saw the stranger, his eyes showed obvious alertness, but when he saw Mr. Samurai leading the way in front of Shen Jingbing, he suddenly felt relieved.
The old man continued to put on an angry look, turned his head and growled at Hui who was kneeling by the window with a stern expression on his face: "In short, I can't do such things as transforming into a mother-in-law and mother-in-law! Gui, have you forgotten that during the war? What did the gods do to us!!"
Shen Jingbing was shocked by the old man's voice, and then praised him for being so energetic at such an age.
"I haven't forgotten!!" Gui answered him loudly, "I have never forgotten! But the people have long forgotten! They don't want another war but peace!"
"Family enmity and national hatred will be unforgettable for a lifetime!" The old man said every word, "Gui, you are an excellent young man who can lead this group of young people well, but I can't face my family members and comrades-in-arms with a calm mood. invaders!"
Your hatred is so high, and then you did not step on my Great Heavenly Dynasty, but it was easy.
Shen Jingbing let out a cold snort, feeling vicious, leaning against the door and started talking, "Mr. Gui, you are really quite... weak now."
The eyes of the people in the room immediately fell on the person who suddenly made a sound.
Gui looked up at Shen Jingbing, frowning, "You are..."
"Jin Zhu asked me to bring you a message." Shen Jingbing pursed her lips, and after knowing the approximate timeline from the Shinsengumi, she took advantage of a handful of dwarf cedars and said with a smile, "Jin Zhu said: The old best friend is here again. I don’t know if I can still drink with you.”
Gui was taken aback, and stood up abruptly, "Gaoshan, he..."
Shen Jingbing pointed to the top of her head, smiled without saying a word.
It's not just Gui, the fighters under his command have heard about Gao Shan, an extremist, and the older ones also know the prestige of the ghost army, and even know the friendship between Gui and Gao Shan.
It would be an understatement to say that these two are close friends.
Gui's reaction, however, was quite unexpected.
After hearing the news from Gao Shan, he was a little hesitant.
Shen Jingbing looked at him with some surprise, but Gui's gaze was still hesitant.
It wasn't until Mr. Samurai finally got rid of the effect of the medicine that he drew his sword and pointed at Shen Jingbing, saying that this guy was an intruder, that this weird silence was broken.
But no one paid any attention to his words.
Shen Jingbing withdrew the smile on her face, and looked at him with a look like "you actually betrayed your best friend who shouldered the pain and sorrow together".
Gui was silent for a while, then waved everyone away, leaving Shen Jingbing alone.
"You are not from Gao Shan's side." Gui made a cup of tea for the uninvited guest, then knelt and sat opposite him.
"You know all of this?" Shen Jingbing raised her eyebrows, and after making sure that the man was not hostile, she sat down cross-legged opposite him.
Gui paused, reached out and poked Shen Jingbing directly between the eyebrows, looked at Shen Jingbing who hadn't reacted at all, and sighed, "There are flaws all over your body, Gaoshan can't keep you."
Shen Jingbing touched his nose and shrugged, "I am Shen Jingbing, a businessman."
"You seem to know us very well." Gui withdrew his hand and looked at Shen Jingbing with a smile, "What can you do with me?"
Shen Jingbing was silent for a while, then looked up at the man with smooth black hair, "Are you... really a wig?"
"Not a wig is Gui!"
"..." Shen Jingbing still looked at the person in front of him in disbelief for a while, holding his chin, "I just don't believe it."
"I'm really not a wig." Gui said, tugging at his hair, "Really."
"..." No, don't try to change the origin of your mouth obsession, this meme is not because of your hair growing well, okay?
Shen Jingbing looked Gui up and down, "Mr. Gui, have you been in contact with Mr. Sakamoto Tatsuma recently?"
"En?" Gui thought for a while, then nodded.
"It's like this. I have a batch of goods in my hand. I think he might be interested. If you can contact him, please let me know." Shen Jingbing said, and then showed a slightly relaxed expression, "I want to It's really difficult to find your location, but it's worth it to be on Mr. Sakamoto's fleet."
Following Gui and Tatsuma Sakamoto, sooner or later, he will be able to catch that white thing.
Besides, the calculation time should be near.
"Yes." Gui nodded, and then said: "Maybe you know Gao Shan's current situation. I haven't heard about him for a long time—except when the things he did were known to everyone."
"Is it really okay if you trust me so much?"
"My intuition is very powerful." Gui looked at Shen Jingbing seriously, "I am the one favored by fairies."
No, you are of no use to me except to lead me to Elizabeth.
I don't care who cares about you.
Shen Jingbing looked at Gui with disgust.
"You have no ill intentions towards me." Gui lowered his head and took a sip of tea, "When you just came in, you meant that Takasugi...is he coming to Edo?"
"Well, I also brought you a huge surprise." Shen Jingbing nodded.
"Really!?" Gui's eyes lit up, "Could it be JUSTWE!"
"Your fun is really..."
"I have prepared several pairs of height-increasing shoes, and if Takasugi doesn't like it, there are also height-increasing clogs!"
"..." The height stalk is simply endless.
Gui you black Takasugi is so high-end, does Takasugi know?
Takasugi will cry, really will.
After crying, I will give you a slap in the face, and then I will run away with my clogs on my feet.
Emma seems to be quite emotional after thinking about it.
"Mr. Gui, wake up, you know that Takasugi is not such a gentle person." Shen Jingbing ruthlessly pierced Gui's imagination, "If you don't rest, you will die, along with the whole Edo."
Shen Jingbing has never been afraid of disturbing the future development of the plane. Although this will make him lose some advantages, he can gain as much at the same time.
Shen Jingbing is very skilled in this routine by using what he knows to capture the attention of the dazzling people on the plane and quickly establish at least a friendly relationship.
Except for a few times of bad luck, the first person Shen Jingbing meets after opening the store is usually not ordinary. Shen Jingbing thinks this is probably the legendary lucky EX.
You must give yourself a hundred likes first.
Shen Jingbing is a person who is very good at reading people's faces and grasping opportunities, so when he saw Gui's expression, he took a sip of tea quietly. The tea is not very good, but it is not bad for ordinary people who don't know how to taste tea. Same.
He stood up without saying anything.
"Are you leaving now?" Gui glanced at the bottom of the tea.
He hasn't figured out how to face the people who followed him through life and death, especially the old man who questioned him.
"Hesitation and evasion are useless, you can say what you think, and you are a real man by being outspoken." Shen Jingbing paused after finishing speaking, "If you want to find me, just come to the shop opposite Wanshiwu. Surprise - a real surprise."
Gui looked at Shen Jingbing, nodded after staring for a while, "Shen Jun, do you want to consider fighting barbarians with me?"
"Abandon barbarians?" Shen Jingbing looked at Gui with incredible eyes, "First of all, I am a businessman, secondly, I am not Japanese, and thirdly, I would rather be able to treat..."
Shen Jingbing stopped talking halfway, he looked at Gui for a while, smacked his lips, "You know, I'm quite a patriotic person."
After saying this dry sentence, he didn't know what to do next.
"It's just a suggestion, and your reaction is too violent."
"Then I will calmly and solemnly refuse now." Shen Jingbing lowered her eyes, "If you meet Mr. Sakamoto Tatsuma, please remember to contact me. Of course, if you are rejected by me and become angry and unwilling to help, I won't mind."
It's not the only option here, either.
It's just that there might be a way to find the way to the core plane here, which makes Shen Jingbing so persistent and anxious to operate.
Because even on the core plane with the same time flow rate as the main universe, it has been six months since he left.
When she saw hope within reach, Shen Jingbing couldn't control her eagerness to go back.
Even the consequences of making this plane a mess can't stop him from continuing to do so.
Shen Jingbing left Gui's house.
And shortly after he left, the Shinsengumi rushed in, but only captured an empty house.
Hijikata and Okita looked a little unnatural, but no one noticed.
Outside the house.
Katsura, wearing a bamboo hat, leaned on the street corner and looked at the house blocked by the Shinsengumi. After a little thought, he left the stronghold where he hadn't stayed for long.
"The hound's nose is terribly sensitive."
Gui sighed, turned around and left the urban area full of tall buildings, and walked slowly towards Kabukicho.
When Shen Jingbing sauntered back to her shop, the afterglow of the setting sun had already dyed the sky red.
He stood at the door of his store, which had already hung a closed sign, raised his hand and pushed the door open, and walked in crookedly as if he had no bones.
"Boss, I'm so tired..." Shen Jingbing groaned half-deadly, but she didn't get the same treatment as usual.
He raised his head to look at Qi Yu who was sitting in front of the cash register without looking up, and frowned.
"Boss." Shen Jingbing called out.
Qi Yu finally raised his head and tapped his fingers on the table.
Shen Jingbing's eyes fell on the table, glanced at it, and paused for a moment on the recording pen placed on the table.
What the hell!
Shen Jingbing looked up at Qi Yu, "I, I, I, I can explain..."
"Who is the team leader?" Qi Yu raised Shen Jingbing's diary in Yang's hand and asked.
Boss, you still take people's diaries for granted. Why are you hot?
Shen Jingbing hesitated for a while, hummed a few times, and finally confessed: "It's my male god_∠)_."
Qi Yu closed the diary, squinted at Shen Jingbing, and waved to him, "Come here."
"..." Shen Jingbing walked over slowly.
damn...
I always feel so terrible, Ma Ma.
Mama, your witty son will be offended by Qi Yu beating monsters for the first time! ! !
Qi Yu moved the chair back a bit, directly pulled the person who was still dawdling over, pressed the person face down on his lap, and tore off Shen Jingbing's pants, not even letting him go.
I'm so hasty! ! ! ! ! !
Shen Jingbing was shocked.
Qi Yu slapped Shen Jingbing directly on the ass, "Male god? Huh?"
"It hurts!!"
"Still recording those sounds." Qi Yu rubbed Shen Jingbing's butt, "It seems that you are very dissatisfied."
After finishing speaking, he was beaten again.
"Qi Yu, you bastard!!" Shen Jingbing blushed, even her eyes were red, "My father never hit me!!"
After yelling, Shen Jingbing paused, okay I don't have a father.
But this does not prevent Lao Zhi from expressing his anger!
"I want to break up with you!!"
"You still want to break up?" Qi Yu narrowed his eyes and hit him again.
Shen Jingbing felt that her face, heart, and butt were hot, and she gritted her teeth and remained silent.
Unhappy, Qi Yu slapped him a few more times, seeing that the man was really silent, he hugged him into his arms and tightened his grip tightly.
"Qi Yu, you bastard!"
"You said that just now."
"How dare you spank my ass!!"
Qi Yu paused, and touched it casually, "I still touched it."
"You are shameless!"
"..."
"I've never spanked my ass!!"
"I'll take charge."
"Who the hell put you in charge!"
"I said I will be responsible." Qi Yu's tone sounded very serious. He looked at Shen Jingbing who couldn't understand his intentions at all, and sighed in frustration, "Don't say such things in the future."
"What kind of words?"
"Male god or something." Qi Yu buried her head in Shen Jingbing's shoulder and took a deep breath, "I will be jealous."
"..." Shen Jingbing was shocked.
I'll just say that! !
Why are you reacting so hotly! !
You just do not believe me! !
You just don't love me! !
You spank my ass! ! !
This is domestic violence! !Did you create domestic violence! ! !
There's no fucking way to live this day! ! !
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