[Comprehensive] The man who sells with rope

January 3740, 1 in the new cosmic calendar-weather-mood: Kongzhi orangutan, sir, I really shouldn't trust the production team and author of Gintama to be reliable.

I'm still naive.

When I get home, I will fork the Sorachi orangutan to death in minutes.

Simply dry.

When Gui exchanged information with Sakamoto Tatsuma and brought his best friend to find Shen Jingbing, this person who has always been quite mysterious to him was leaning against the wall and looking at the ceiling with desire (?).

Gui looked at Shen Jingbing's face, pursed his lips, and glanced at the strange creature standing beside him, with a delicate expression.

Tatsuma Sakamoto, who had heard a lot about this mysterious young man from his friends, followed Katsura, his eyes swept over the mysterious creature in the universe he brought, and then he looked at the person sitting by the wall with great interest. The young man looked up and down at this person who was invisible to his friends but maintained a friendly relationship.

Shen Jingbing looked down at her palm, put away the silly smile on her face, and looked up at the two people who walked into the room.

"Mr. Sakamoto?" Shen Jingbing looked up at the man behind Gui who was wearing a pair of sunglasses blocking his eyes, took a deep breath and got up, with a particularly bright and sincere smile on his face.

Shen Jingbing swears that this is the first time he has sincerely done business with others without the purpose of stealing money.

If it wasn't too much, he wouldn't mind giving some favors to the man in front of him who brought him the best news for him.

"Sakamoto Tatsuma." The man in the red windbreaker scratched his short hair, and felt that the smile of the man in front of him was slightly flickering, "I heard Gui said about you, Shen Jun."

Shen Jingbing nodded, "I heard that Mr. Sakamoto formed a quick rescue team, which has made a great contribution to maintaining the relationship between earthlings and heavenly beings."

"Ahaha." Sakamoto Tatsuma seemed a little embarrassed. He asked his deputy Mutsu to stay outside the door. When he turned around and looked at Shen Jingbing again, he scratched his face shyly, but the questioning words were not in line with his Some shy expressions are completely inconsistent, "Shen Jun's intelligence network is also quite powerful. As far as I know, you went directly to Jin Shi and Wig the day you first arrived in Edo..."

I ran to the side to make tea and observed Elizabeth's Guitou without looking back, and retorted him: "It's not a wig, it's Gui."

Shen Jingbing tilted her head, and faced Tatsuma Sakamoto's barely concealed inquiry and suspicion, her smile did not change at all.

"Sakamoto-san is surprisingly ordinary..."

It seems that there is no problem changing clothes and going to the street as a blind fortune teller, Shen Jingbing thought.

This person who provided logistics supplies to the Ghost Soldier during the era of the barbarians and was rumored to be superb in swordsmanship, at this moment can't see any clues at all.

Not even the merchant's philistinism.

Shen Jingbing looked at the person in front of her, smashed her mouth, and felt that she would never be able to reach such a level in her life.

"I'm so sorry for being so ordinary, haha..." Sakamoto touched his chin, and didn't care about Shen Jingbing changing the subject. After thinking about it, he didn't bring up the topic that Shen Jingbing had avoided. "The wig said you have something to do with me."

Shen Jingbing nodded, he naturally did not intend to tell Sakamoto Tatsuma that his goal was actually Elizabeth.

However, under the premise that this person gave him such a great help, Shen Jingbing didn't mind touching the ass of the tiger in the plane court that was injured by Qi Yu and a group of people for him.

The injured tiger is still the king of the mountain. If Shen Jingbingzheng directly intervenes in this plane's literary process, he will definitely touch the scales of the plane's court.

You must know that when civilization develops to a certain level, after all the real things that can be explored have been thoroughly studied, intelligent creatures with infinite thirst for knowledge will reach out to certain taboos.

Such as time, such as space.

The plane court has been guarding against those high-tech planes to study these things, and the high-magic plane is also closely monitored by them.

As for the realm of the gods, the gods who have almost mastered the laws of the entire plane they are in rarely think about whether there are other planes besides the universe they are in.

Even with this kind of awareness, since birth, the gods who don't need to study and study to understand anything, don't know where to start when facing their own aura.

So the plane court and the shops that exist between the planes have always been safe and sound.

If Shen Jingbing really provides Sakamoto Tatsuma with the armed forces to surpass the civilization of this plane, then the civilization of this plane will soon take a big step forward.

It is also possible to go directly from the low level to the middle level.

For Shen Jingbing to directly improve the progress of the civilization of the entire plane, it is tantamount to twisting a few times after touching the tiger's butt.

But now that they had fallen out, Shen Jingbing didn't intend to be scruples.

"Mr. Sakamoto, the first thing I need to know is..." Shen Jingbing paused, "Do you want to drive the heavenly beings out of the earth—or let humans have the power to fight against the heavenly beings?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma and Gui were taken aback for a moment, and Gui, who was rubbing Elizabeth intoxicatedly, suddenly turned his head to look at Shen Jingbing.

They came together for this purpose from the beginning, and Gui has always worked hard and dedicated to this on the earth, even if he bleeds, Sakamoto Tatsuma never gave up this ideal, but he chose to act in the universe.

Blind armed resistance and slashing and killing could no longer achieve their goal of driving away the Celestial Beings. After the shogunate succumbed to the power of the Celestial Beings, the few remaining teams were caught between the Celestial Beings and the Shogunate. It is difficult in front of people, not to mention getting funding from the people and supplying weapons as in the era of the barbarians.

Even for Chen Ma, who has formed a quick aid team, it is not easy to transport the general fire to them.

Therefore, the vast majority of fighters with lofty ideals hardly have any hot weapons in their hands.

"It is impossible to use cold weapons and hot weapons to fight against spaceship cannons. You must know this better than me." Shen Jingbing looked at Sakamoto Tatsuma, "I can provide you with a world beyond the heavens and humans, beyond the entire universe. The armed forces of technological civilization, but first, you have to answer my previous question."

When aliens invaded the earth, he felt that it would be better to drive out these monsters that hinder the normal development of aesthetics first, and then discuss ethnic hatred and certain things that have not happened in this plane.

He can still distinguish between the overall situation and the priority of the matter.

What's more, selling things to Tatsuma Sakamoto, someone died in an accident, and it wasn't his people who died.

Shen Jingbing didn't feel bad at all.

Shen Jingbing is a secondary school student.

In addition to the second year, he is also a Chinese navy with his own dry food.

Shen Jingbing rubbed her hands, and any thing she found in his hand after going back this time would be enough to shock the whole world.

Thinking that Yangyang Huaxia can become strong and even surpass the top of the world in his lifetime, it feels so good.

"I hope." Sakamoto Tatsuma looked at the young man who was much shorter than him, and took a deep breath, "If you really have such a powerful power in your hands, then I am willing to get it at all costs."

Shen Jingbing tilted her head, "Really?"

Sakamoto Tatsuma glanced at Katsura, nodded, "Really."

Shen Jingbing's eyes bent into crescents.

He took Sakamoto Tatsuma and Katsura to his store.

The sky had turned white slightly, and there were a few barks from the Master House opposite, and there was also the faint growl of the silver-haired man.

Qi Yu didn't expect that Shen Jingbing directly planned to play big. He looked at Shen Jingbing for a while, raised his hand and rubbed Shen Jingbing's head, then drove them out of the reception room, and chose to receive the two guests by himself.

"Boss!" Shen Jingbing called Qi Yu, "I've found it."

Qi Yu nodded, expressing his understanding.

Shen Jingbing paused, "We don't know when we will leave."

Qi Yu spread his hands, "You can still come back to the store after you leave, as long as you don't touch the core of the plane."

Shen Jingbing looked at Qi Yu, swallowed what she wanted to say, but looked at him expectantly.

Qi Yu looked at him for a while, thought for a while, and pressed Shen Jingbing's head to press a kiss on his forehead.

Shen Jingbing grinned, turned around and ran away.

The dawn of July came quickly, Shen Jingbing took a box of strawberry milk and ran to the neighbor's house, which he had robbed of his business, and rang the doorbell.

The silver-haired man with natural curly hair opened the door sleepily, his face turned black when he saw him and the strawberry milk in his hand, and he closed the door directly with a "snap" sound.

"Mr. Sakata, I'm leaving soon." Shen Jingbing put the strawberry milk on the ground at the door of Wanshiwu, "I just came to say goodbye, because I don't know when I will suddenly disappear."

Yin Shi, who was standing at the entrance, was stunned, turned around and opened the door, glanced at the young man who hadn't left yet, bent down to pick up the strawberry milk, then turned around and closed the door, and went back to the room.

move!

Better not come back!

For this neighbor who has only been together for less than a month, Sakata Gintoki can't even feel the sadness of parting.

"Mr. Sakamoto and Mr. Gui are both in my shop, you can go and have a look." Shen Jingbing finished what she wanted to say before turning around and going downstairs.

It's rare to have the thought of saying goodbye. Shen Jingbing didn't know many people in Edo, so after coming out of Manshiya, he walked towards the Shinsengumi.

core plane.

Shinji Takamatsu got up from the table, moaning from the pain of the hangover.

He looked up at his colleagues who were drunk in the izakaya, shook his head, thought of the dream he had last night, laughed twice, took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Hideaki Sorachi.

After entering the last symbol, he rubbed his throbbing head and started calling the homes of these colleagues one by one.

The man crouching in front of the desk and frantically rushing to draft picked up his mobile phone and glanced at the text message, frowned and threw it aside, rubbed his bloodshot eyes and complained to the equally tired assistant beside him: "Really, tomorrow will be It's the deadline, and that guy Takamatsu sent me such a wonderful thing, it's just a dream..."

The assistant laughed twice, "There are still two storyboards to finish."

"Ah, then I'll go to sleep first." The man stretched his waist, picked up his phone and glanced at the text message again, he was finally in the mood to think about the content of the text message after he relaxed, he touched his chin , tutted, "It seems to be quite interesting."

C4319 plane.

沈静秉惊讶的看着眼前满脸血丝脸上还有明显就是肉搏被揍出来的伤痕的土方十四郎，然后听到冲田总悟声音阴沉的对他公布了冲田三叶将要跟土方结婚的消息.

This brother looks like he's going to beat his future brother-in-law in a sack and pour cement into Tokyo Bay.

Shen Jingbing seemed to know where the wound on Hijikata's face came from.

"Sister said that Shen Jun must come." After finishing speaking, Chongtian stomped on the earthwork, gave him another elbow, turned his head and rushed into the village.

Shen Jingbing blinked, looked at Hijikata who was rubbing his belly with a bitter face, and said with a smile: "It seems that Ms. Okita has succeeded."

"..." Tu Fang stopped rubbing his stomach, spat hard, grabbed Shen Jingbing's collar, and his face twisted: "Ah, it really is you! If it wasn't for you, how could I be in such a miserable situation! ?”

"If it wasn't for me, you and Ms. Okita haven't achieved a positive result yet." Shen Jingbing shrugged, "Ms. Okita should have told you what's going on?"

"Almost." Tu Fang lit a cigarette, just about to put it in his mouth, as if remembering something, he murmured and extinguished it.

"Congratulations... But I probably won't be able to attend your wedding." Shen Jingbing smiled.

Tu Fang was taken aback: "Huh?"

"Because I don't know when it will suddenly disappear..."

Toshiro Hijikata stared blankly at the sudden disappearance of the young man in front of him. The young man's words in his ears seemed to have not yet finished. In the silent morning, the empty streets made him shiver.

See, hell...

Shen Jingbing stared blankly at the sudden change in front of him.

Qi Yu, who appeared beside him at the same time, contacted Ello immediately, but did not get any reply.

The morning sun was suddenly replaced by heavy night, and the European-style buildings and bright lights in front of him made Shen Jingbing's breathing stagnate.

"This is me..." He gripped Qi Yu's sleeves tightly, his voice trembling.

"Didn't you hear it? I said..." The deep and smooth voice pierced into my ears amidst the noise, and then abruptly turned up: "Kneel down!!!"

Shen Jingbing saw the people around him praying on the ground following the order, and frowned at the person who spoke.

It was a man in a strange costume and a helmet, and he was holding a stick of something in his hand. Shen Jingbing was stunned when he met his gaze.

Fuck, which of these funny bixiong kids ran out.