Gangji crosses again
Chapter 80
"Ah~ ah~ the air is full of murderous aura of pineapple." The green-haired child shook his head while holding his apple head with both hands.
pineapple?murderous look?
Sawada Tsunayoshi was a little puzzled, he felt the atmosphere around him, and he was sure that those who chased him should be thrown away for a short time.
"Well, why are you here? The forest is very dangerous, go home quickly." Sawada Tsunayoshi persuaded, I don't know when those people will come after them again, etc., but if the child goes back alone If there is danger on the road...
But it would be more dangerous to be with him, and it would be suspicious to think of sending someone home when they first met.
"Uh, but, that's..."
Ahhh!How can I speak out smoothly!
"Could it be that you want to send me home?" Fran's blunt words and non-stop scrutiny made Tsunayoshi Sawada a little inexplicably nervous, obviously he was just a child who was only as high as his chest.After Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded, Fran gave an 'ah' in a not so unexpected way, and said, "This is Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun, just like the perverted pineapple-headed monster said, he is a bad guy."
"Pervert... pineapple head?" Tsuna's thoughts could not help but be diverted. His imagination is uniquely 'rich', and Fran's words more or less reminded him of often haunting his dreams. childhood friend.
Liudaokuo with the pineapple head on his head really made him tremble.
"Wait! How do you know my name!" Sawada Tsunayoshi asked in a panic.
Could it be a child killer like Li Baoen?But there was no murderous intent on this child, and Li Baoen also said that the name on the arrest warrant was not his real name.
"It's really a dull person," Fran said. "Well, literally, I was playing mud at my grandma's house, but unfortunately, I was visited by a perverted pineapple-headed monster. He cried bitterly and wanted to do me. My master taught me illusion, and I had no choice but to agree."
"Eh? Illusion? Could it be... the pineapple head you mentioned is Muku?!"
Ah... In a sense, this is an unexpected image, Tsunayoshi Sawada thought.
"Ah, please don't call that person by his name." Fran shivered exaggeratedly, and said, "That person is watching this place with evil eyes like Agent 007, if he finds out, I will definitely be arrested. He pierced it through the head with a trident."
"Does that mean that the person accompanying me today is Mukuro?" Tsunayoshi Sawada looked around and asked, "But I didn't see him."
"kindness……"
"Why do you keep looking at me like this? Is there something on me?" Sawada Tsunayoshi said.
"Hey - so you really didn't know it all the time, did that person not betray you so much that it made you feel bad?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Gangji asked suspiciously.
"Nothing," probably Liudaomu also explained, so Fran briefly mentioned this topic, but after all, he is only a few years old, and still has the curiosity of a child, Fran still couldn't help asking: "You seem to be interested in Liudaomu It doesn't seem strange that this person keeps appearing in front of you with his own body?"
"What...???" The shock on Tsunayoshi Sawada's face was unmistakable, he opened his mouth wide, and if he didn't know rationally not to make too loud a noise, he would really startle a group of birds, "Kuku is actually a human Is it!!"
Fran: "..."
Even Fran himself, who was so angry that he would hurt Valia up and down in the future, was so speechless at this moment that the little godfather slipped on his feet and almost fell to his knees.
He really didn't know how to describe this person, Tsunayoshi Sawada. He didn't know whether he should be thankful that Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't notice the fact that Rokudokoku himself didn't want the other party to know that he was in the Avengers Prison, or because he was still in the Avengers Prison. Still running the canned pineapple in salt water to mourn.
"Why do you think he's not human?" Fran asked.
"Because he was in hell when we were young, cough, because he never appeared in the form of a human when we were young." Tsunayoshi Sawada counted on his fingers, "It's easy to talk about rabbits and white owls. You don't know that once I was in the river Besides, he turned into a monster with a fish head and a human body, and the worst thing is that he turned into a snake to scare me!!"
"Ah~ sounds like a bad move from him," Fran said.
"Actually not, Mukui is still a good person!" After all, Li Baoen is very concerned about his external image, and I actually complained about Mukui in front of Fran, in case Fran thinks Mukui is unreliable what to do.Sawada Tsunayoshi tried his best to make amends: "He just kind of... loves to play, and the illusion is still very powerful."
"It's really a difficult speech against one's will." Fran concluded.
"Eh?"
"So, how did you recognize him? Since the abnormal pineapple looks different every time it appears on stage." Fran asked.
"Just... Muku is Muku," Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his hair and said, "That's the feeling, how should I put it? Every time Muku appears, it gives people a feeling of 'ah, it's him' ah."
"That's amazing," Fran clapped his hands to save face, and said, "Hahaha, this is the so-called pineapple radar."
"what?"
"By the way, you want to get out from here, right?" Fran said.
"Hmm," Gangji nodded, and said expectantly, "Don't tell me you know how to get out!"
"...For such a complicated question, it is obviously impossible for that perverted pineapple to know the answer."
"That is to say... we... got lost together?" Ah, it's over, if this continues, we will be chased around, Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed, and said: "It seems that we can only walk slowly along the river together." Go slow."
Gollum—
I don't know whose stomach made the sound, which added a bit of embarrassment to the original atmosphere.
Fran's expression management can definitely be called top-notch. His unchanged face makes him seem to be able to stay out of the matter, if the apple hood on his head has not turned into a bright red color.
"Please don't look at me with such a weird expression, I didn't do anything." After finishing speaking, it was not so coincidental, Fran's stomach gurgled again, and now his face turned red, and his eyes seemed to burst into tears. On a light mist.
Still a child who wants to save face.
Sawada Tsunayoshi pursed his lips, making the corners of his mouth less obvious.
He took off his gloves, took out a candy from his pocket, and handed it to Fran.
"Give."
"I don't need it, I don't want to eat such childish things." Fran muttered.
"Yes, yes, but I don't like sweets either, can you please try it for me?" Tsunayoshi Sawada peeled off the round candy skin, and handed the grape-flavored purple candy to Fran's mouth, probably Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes were so sincere that Fran opened his mouth and ate the candy involuntarily, "Look, it's delicious. Rambo wants me to bring it to him on the way from school every day, and cry if he can't eat it. Really, aren't you afraid of tooth decay?"
The green-haired child squinting and chewing the candy suddenly felt that the sweet and sour taste was not so attractive, and it was not as good as the sugar-free apple pie made by grandma.
He squeezed the candy to one side of his cheek, licked the sweetness on his lips, and said with a snort, "It's not sweet at all."
"Eh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was stunned, and said, "But Rambo..."
"How old is the guy named Rambo you mentioned?" Fran asked.
"A little over 4 years old, ah... Thinking about it, Lanbo will start kindergarten in May next year..."
"Okay, stop, let's get back to the topic. Such a little devil will not study tomorrow but just play, right? And he often does things that are very ignorant, right?"
Thinking of Lan Bo and Yiping's daily fights, and Lan Bo's behavior of provoking Li Baoen without moving, and the behavior that he didn't remember long after being beaten, Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help but nodded.
"Then what I said is right." As if to increase his credibility, Flambie Gangi nodded vigorously and said, "Have you ever thought that what he said is sweet is actually What about acid?"
"Ah? How is it possible?" Tsunayoshi Sawada subconsciously denied.
"But—how can he know if sour is sour and sweet is sweet if no one has taught him," said Fran, with prim nonsense, "for example, that someone is born with the same color as most people see Not the same, in his eyes, the sky is red, but everyone tells him the sky is blue, he will naturally take the so-called 'red' as 'blue', then how do others know the sky he sees Is it actually red?"
"It makes sense for you to say that, but..." Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his head and fell into deep thought.
Li Baoen said that Rambo was shocked by his family since he was born, so he got the shock skin.No matter how you think about it, such a family would not care what the children like to eat.
Moreover, Lanbo can use so many weapons at a young age. Human time is limited, and learning these things will inevitably occupy the time for teaching common sense. Speaking of which, Lanbo seems to really like to eat tomato sauce. When making omelet rice, you have to put a big lump.
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who had a father-in-law attack, felt very distressed for the youngest brother in the family, "Then I will buy some other desserts for Lanbo next time, and tell him that sweet and sour have different meanings."
Seeing that the future little godfather was being limped by him, Fran decided to add fuel to the fire.
"I advise you not to do that," Fran said.
"Why?" Tsunayoshi Sawada asked puzzled.
"Because this grape-flavored candy is really, really, really sour. It's so sour that my tongue is numb." Fran lowered his eyes and ignored Tsunayoshi Sawada's expression anxiously trying to comfort him, and said, "Since he likes it so much Eat sour things, next time you buy some sour vinegar, lemon, passion fruit and other things for him, he will be happier."
"After all, when a child knows that the world view he has formed collapses, he will cry and cry with a broken face. At this time, it will be easier to give him some favorite food."
"Oh yes..."
"Hmph," Fran hummed a cheerful tune in his heart, turned and walked in front, "Let's go, I suddenly remembered my way."
"When I first came in, I saw a villa with the surname 'Jiulan' written in Japanese. If we find that building, we can probably go out."
The author has something to say: thanks
Reader "Wei Chen", irrigation nutrient solution +236
Lanbo: No grievances, no enmity, I thank you :)
pineapple?murderous look?
Sawada Tsunayoshi was a little puzzled, he felt the atmosphere around him, and he was sure that those who chased him should be thrown away for a short time.
"Well, why are you here? The forest is very dangerous, go home quickly." Sawada Tsunayoshi persuaded, I don't know when those people will come after them again, etc., but if the child goes back alone If there is danger on the road...
But it would be more dangerous to be with him, and it would be suspicious to think of sending someone home when they first met.
"Uh, but, that's..."
Ahhh!How can I speak out smoothly!
"Could it be that you want to send me home?" Fran's blunt words and non-stop scrutiny made Tsunayoshi Sawada a little inexplicably nervous, obviously he was just a child who was only as high as his chest.After Sawada Tsunayoshi nodded, Fran gave an 'ah' in a not so unexpected way, and said, "This is Sawada Tsunayoshi-kun, just like the perverted pineapple-headed monster said, he is a bad guy."
"Pervert... pineapple head?" Tsuna's thoughts could not help but be diverted. His imagination is uniquely 'rich', and Fran's words more or less reminded him of often haunting his dreams. childhood friend.
Liudaokuo with the pineapple head on his head really made him tremble.
"Wait! How do you know my name!" Sawada Tsunayoshi asked in a panic.
Could it be a child killer like Li Baoen?But there was no murderous intent on this child, and Li Baoen also said that the name on the arrest warrant was not his real name.
"It's really a dull person," Fran said. "Well, literally, I was playing mud at my grandma's house, but unfortunately, I was visited by a perverted pineapple-headed monster. He cried bitterly and wanted to do me. My master taught me illusion, and I had no choice but to agree."
"Eh? Illusion? Could it be... the pineapple head you mentioned is Muku?!"
Ah... In a sense, this is an unexpected image, Tsunayoshi Sawada thought.
"Ah, please don't call that person by his name." Fran shivered exaggeratedly, and said, "That person is watching this place with evil eyes like Agent 007, if he finds out, I will definitely be arrested. He pierced it through the head with a trident."
"Does that mean that the person accompanying me today is Mukuro?" Tsunayoshi Sawada looked around and asked, "But I didn't see him."
"kindness……"
"Why do you keep looking at me like this? Is there something on me?" Sawada Tsunayoshi said.
"Hey - so you really didn't know it all the time, did that person not betray you so much that it made you feel bad?"
"Huh? What are you talking about?" Gangji asked suspiciously.
"Nothing," probably Liudaomu also explained, so Fran briefly mentioned this topic, but after all, he is only a few years old, and still has the curiosity of a child, Fran still couldn't help asking: "You seem to be interested in Liudaomu It doesn't seem strange that this person keeps appearing in front of you with his own body?"
"What...???" The shock on Tsunayoshi Sawada's face was unmistakable, he opened his mouth wide, and if he didn't know rationally not to make too loud a noise, he would really startle a group of birds, "Kuku is actually a human Is it!!"
Fran: "..."
Even Fran himself, who was so angry that he would hurt Valia up and down in the future, was so speechless at this moment that the little godfather slipped on his feet and almost fell to his knees.
He really didn't know how to describe this person, Tsunayoshi Sawada. He didn't know whether he should be thankful that Tsunayoshi Sawada didn't notice the fact that Rokudokoku himself didn't want the other party to know that he was in the Avengers Prison, or because he was still in the Avengers Prison. Still running the canned pineapple in salt water to mourn.
"Why do you think he's not human?" Fran asked.
"Because he was in hell when we were young, cough, because he never appeared in the form of a human when we were young." Tsunayoshi Sawada counted on his fingers, "It's easy to talk about rabbits and white owls. You don't know that once I was in the river Besides, he turned into a monster with a fish head and a human body, and the worst thing is that he turned into a snake to scare me!!"
"Ah~ sounds like a bad move from him," Fran said.
"Actually not, Mukui is still a good person!" After all, Li Baoen is very concerned about his external image, and I actually complained about Mukui in front of Fran, in case Fran thinks Mukui is unreliable what to do.Sawada Tsunayoshi tried his best to make amends: "He just kind of... loves to play, and the illusion is still very powerful."
"It's really a difficult speech against one's will." Fran concluded.
"Eh?"
"So, how did you recognize him? Since the abnormal pineapple looks different every time it appears on stage." Fran asked.
"Just... Muku is Muku," Sawada Tsunayoshi scratched his hair and said, "That's the feeling, how should I put it? Every time Muku appears, it gives people a feeling of 'ah, it's him' ah."
"That's amazing," Fran clapped his hands to save face, and said, "Hahaha, this is the so-called pineapple radar."
"what?"
"By the way, you want to get out from here, right?" Fran said.
"Hmm," Gangji nodded, and said expectantly, "Don't tell me you know how to get out!"
"...For such a complicated question, it is obviously impossible for that perverted pineapple to know the answer."
"That is to say... we... got lost together?" Ah, it's over, if this continues, we will be chased around, Sawada Tsunayoshi sighed, and said: "It seems that we can only walk slowly along the river together." Go slow."
Gollum—
I don't know whose stomach made the sound, which added a bit of embarrassment to the original atmosphere.
Fran's expression management can definitely be called top-notch. His unchanged face makes him seem to be able to stay out of the matter, if the apple hood on his head has not turned into a bright red color.
"Please don't look at me with such a weird expression, I didn't do anything." After finishing speaking, it was not so coincidental, Fran's stomach gurgled again, and now his face turned red, and his eyes seemed to burst into tears. On a light mist.
Still a child who wants to save face.
Sawada Tsunayoshi pursed his lips, making the corners of his mouth less obvious.
He took off his gloves, took out a candy from his pocket, and handed it to Fran.
"Give."
"I don't need it, I don't want to eat such childish things." Fran muttered.
"Yes, yes, but I don't like sweets either, can you please try it for me?" Tsunayoshi Sawada peeled off the round candy skin, and handed the grape-flavored purple candy to Fran's mouth, probably Tsunayoshi Sawada's eyes were so sincere that Fran opened his mouth and ate the candy involuntarily, "Look, it's delicious. Rambo wants me to bring it to him on the way from school every day, and cry if he can't eat it. Really, aren't you afraid of tooth decay?"
The green-haired child squinting and chewing the candy suddenly felt that the sweet and sour taste was not so attractive, and it was not as good as the sugar-free apple pie made by grandma.
He squeezed the candy to one side of his cheek, licked the sweetness on his lips, and said with a snort, "It's not sweet at all."
"Eh?" Tsunayoshi Sawada was stunned, and said, "But Rambo..."
"How old is the guy named Rambo you mentioned?" Fran asked.
"A little over 4 years old, ah... Thinking about it, Lanbo will start kindergarten in May next year..."
"Okay, stop, let's get back to the topic. Such a little devil will not study tomorrow but just play, right? And he often does things that are very ignorant, right?"
Thinking of Lan Bo and Yiping's daily fights, and Lan Bo's behavior of provoking Li Baoen without moving, and the behavior that he didn't remember long after being beaten, Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help but nodded.
"Then what I said is right." As if to increase his credibility, Flambie Gangi nodded vigorously and said, "Have you ever thought that what he said is sweet is actually What about acid?"
"Ah? How is it possible?" Tsunayoshi Sawada subconsciously denied.
"But—how can he know if sour is sour and sweet is sweet if no one has taught him," said Fran, with prim nonsense, "for example, that someone is born with the same color as most people see Not the same, in his eyes, the sky is red, but everyone tells him the sky is blue, he will naturally take the so-called 'red' as 'blue', then how do others know the sky he sees Is it actually red?"
"It makes sense for you to say that, but..." Sawada Tsunayoshi lowered his head and fell into deep thought.
Li Baoen said that Rambo was shocked by his family since he was born, so he got the shock skin.No matter how you think about it, such a family would not care what the children like to eat.
Moreover, Lanbo can use so many weapons at a young age. Human time is limited, and learning these things will inevitably occupy the time for teaching common sense. Speaking of which, Lanbo seems to really like to eat tomato sauce. When making omelet rice, you have to put a big lump.
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who had a father-in-law attack, felt very distressed for the youngest brother in the family, "Then I will buy some other desserts for Lanbo next time, and tell him that sweet and sour have different meanings."
Seeing that the future little godfather was being limped by him, Fran decided to add fuel to the fire.
"I advise you not to do that," Fran said.
"Why?" Tsunayoshi Sawada asked puzzled.
"Because this grape-flavored candy is really, really, really sour. It's so sour that my tongue is numb." Fran lowered his eyes and ignored Tsunayoshi Sawada's expression anxiously trying to comfort him, and said, "Since he likes it so much Eat sour things, next time you buy some sour vinegar, lemon, passion fruit and other things for him, he will be happier."
"After all, when a child knows that the world view he has formed collapses, he will cry and cry with a broken face. At this time, it will be easier to give him some favorite food."
"Oh yes..."
"Hmph," Fran hummed a cheerful tune in his heart, turned and walked in front, "Let's go, I suddenly remembered my way."
"When I first came in, I saw a villa with the surname 'Jiulan' written in Japanese. If we find that building, we can probably go out."
The author has something to say: thanks
Reader "Wei Chen", irrigation nutrient solution +236
Lanbo: No grievances, no enmity, I thank you :)
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