[Rebirth] Interstellar Counterattack Guide

Rushed to Uncle Wei's door, scratching the door lightly: "Uncle, Uncle."

After scratching for a while, he found that the door was unlocked, so he opened it openly and went in.

The cabin was silent and dark.

He Xiaocao could vaguely see the strange uncle lying on his side with his back to the door from the position of the bed.Uncle Wei's existence made him feel inexplicably at ease, he ran over carefully and climbed onto the bed lightly, found a place beside Assas to curl up, and suddenly felt drowsy, and fell asleep peacefully.

The next morning, Assas was greeted by a little soft baby hanging on his body like a koala.

I slept soundly, and I was still spitting out my mouth.

Then on the second and third day, the door of the cabin was never locked.

But now, He Zhicao has seen her father who is close at hand on the ground through the binoculars.

He raised his hands excitedly, and swayed wildly at the porthole like an electrified lucky cat, regardless of whether He Zhishu could see it or not.

The battleship landed firmly on the surface of the planet.

As soon as the hatch door opened, He Zhicao rushed out like a gust of wind, screaming and throwing himself on He Zhishu.

He Zhishu couldn't help crying, and hugged He Xiaocao who had thrown himself into his arms tightly, his hands trembling uncontrollably.

The scene should be as touching as it is touching.

Ivan, who was standing on the sidelines watching, couldn't help wiping the corners of his eyes: "I'm almost moved to tears."

But in the next second, Cui Jianchong raised his gun and fired, which broke this beautiful picture. Several sharp bullets were fired from the standing machine gun at an unknown time. out of the way.

After a preliminary understanding of the opponent's strength, Cui Jianchong's eyes flashed with some interest, he threw away the useless snatch, drew out the short knife at his waist, and charged straight over.

Swords and swords meet each other in battle.

The soap opera of the mother-in-law and mother of the Celestial Dynasty turned into a Hollywood action blockbuster in the United States in a second.

Comrade Ivan's hot tears made an embarrassing word.

He Zhishu covered He Zhicao's eyes with peace of mind. An education expert from the Celestial Dynasty told us that children should not watch too violent and bloody things.

Cui Jianchong's attacks rained down on Assas's body. It seemed that the beatings were fast and dense, but a discerning person—such as He Zhishu—knew at a glance that these attacks were not always implemented.

They were all dodged by Assas lightly, and he also suffered his counterattacks from time to time.

He Zhishu opened his mouth and emphasized again: "...There is no subsidy if you can't get it."

Cui Jianchong's eyes gradually changed, and a fierce hostility emanated from his whole body.

Not for money, but as a fighter, after meeting a strong man who can match him, the excitement that will naturally appear!

He changed his attack method to semi-defense, waiting for an opportunity to find the opponent's attack gap.

But Assas suddenly lost interest in fighting with him, quickly found a flaw, strangled his neck and completely suppressed him to the ground.

With a little effort, the ground subsides.

Cui Jian spit out a mouthful of blood and was unable to move.

——Your best effort, in my eyes, is just a child's house wine.

He read the meaning from the other person's eyes, and suddenly another mouthful of old blood was poured out, and his eyes gradually turned sinister.

Cui Jianchong was no longer a threat, Assas straightened up and looked at He Zhishu calmly, the first sentence was: "The name He Zhicao is really ugly."

He Zhishu: "It doesn't matter whether it sounds good or bad, this name is now written in the household registration book of my He family."

with my last name.

He Xiaocao raised her head to look left and right, and felt that there seemed to be something wrong between Uncle Wei and Dad.

But he is still young, and he can't see the undercurrent between adults at all.

Assas glanced at Cui Jianchong, who was spitting blood on the ground, and then at Ivan, who had an inexplicable face, and Quick, who was smiling lightly, standing behind He Zhishu.

With a gloomy face, he said: "It seems that you have a good life, Captain."

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——Why should I have a bad life?

He Xiaocao was raised by me to be smart, well-behaved and lively. He eats deliciously, drinks deliciously, and can go to kindergarten to get five little red flowers a week.I am successful in my studies and my career is going well, I have local tyrants as friends and loyal dogs as my subordinates, and on my first voyage, I picked up a rare thing that was sold for eight lifetimes, a pure energy body... He Zhishu looked back openly.

Compared to this broken battleship you drive alone, I am the winner in life, okay?

Cui Jianchong staggered up from the ground, he was seriously injured and could no longer continue to fight against Assas.He could only temporarily retreat to He Zhishu's side.

He Zhishu asked, "How is the injury?"

Cui Jianchong raised his face, with a calm expression as if he had just been grabbed by a wild cat, and the fierce light that had been exposed just now has disappeared: "The ribs are broken, cough cough, and the lungs are injured. After three days of rest, I can fight him again." One match." The clenched fists under the plain expression revealed the turmoil in his heart at the moment - next time, he will never be forced to such a state again.

He Zhishu nodded: "Take a good rest, I will pay double the medical expenses for missed work."

Assas's eyes dimmed.The carbon-based creature that was once too fragile in his eyes is no longer as shaken as it was three years ago. His figure is more upright, and the brows are more determined.

If the eyes looking at him three years ago were mostly lack of confidence and more than enough to show off, but now they are able to look at him honestly and seriously.

While being sized up by the other party, He Zhishu was also watching Assas.

The appearance of this splinter is not much different from that of three years ago, except that the handsome face is still damn good-looking, the muscle lines from the jjj are more lean, and the whole body is more hostile.The eyes are not as sharp as they were three years ago, and some dark and unclear things have settled.

A trickier feeling than it was three years ago.

The two faced each other silently like this, and only they knew what they could see from each other's dark eyes.

The atmosphere is very eerie.

Ivan, who was so curious to death after watching all the way, finally couldn't help breaking the deadlock: "Who is this person, does the captain know?"

Quick patted him on the shoulder: "Whether you know him or not, it's not a good thing."

He Zhicao hugged his father's thigh, which he had finally found back, and looked left and right. The radar in his head beeped to remind him that the current atmosphere was particularly bad. He decided to play the role of his cute animal to ease it: "Dad, yes This uncle brought me to find you!"

He Zhishu kept his hand on his head without moving. After hearing this, he finally ended the long and meaningless stare with Assas. He lowered his eyes and touched He Xiaocao's face. He has lost a lot of weight... Fortunately, nothing else has changed: "Remember to say thank you uncle."

He Zhicao nodded obediently, turned her head and smiled sweetly at Assas: "Thank you uncle!"

How does it feel to be called uncle in person by your own son?

He Zhishu didn't see the slightest change of mood from Assas's face, so he cast his eyes on the battleship behind Assas in disappointment.

His face froze: "...a military battleship?"

The so-called hard work can make up for one's weakness, the only difference between a bully and a scumbag is that a bully learns with the same energy to study, while a scumbag uses the same energy to figure out how to avoid learning.

I think back then, how did you know that when you memorized the pattern of the starship on the back of the tree until you dozed off at night and became confused during the day, all the cruisers, navigation ships, and medical frigates walking around in your dreams.

They grew eyes, noses and mouths one by one and squeezed towards him, with mouths saying: "Remember me! Remember me quickly!"

Such ferocious dreams woke up He Zhishu from his desk, and also made him a brilliant experience of mastering such big questions with full marks.

Even a person with a little IQ knows that military warships can only be used by the military. Obviously, this splinter monster, which was still at the top of the most wanted list in Hubble K89 galaxy three days ago, is absolutely impossible to turn a mouse into a cat in just three days.

Assas said calmly: "Private renovation."

Privately transform your ball.

He Zhishu: "...it's true that your rewards have been increasing day by day over the years."

Onlookers (Ivan): Offer a reward?It seems to have heard something incredible!

Assas looked at him quite unexpectedly, with the wrong focus: "You have been paying attention to my arrest warrant?"

He Zhishu: "So what." Do you still want to bite me?

Assas' cold eyes reflected a touch of softness: "I will take you away from this death star."

He Zhishu, who didn't understand how the topic got here, looked at him like hell: "Why do you need your help? We have already found a way to get out of here." Take the full jar and hand it to He Zhishu.

He Zhicao: "Ah! Jelly!"

He Zhishu: "...Don't make trouble with the grass, this is not edible."

He Zhicao obediently closed her mouth, even though the inside was flooded with saliva.

The pure energy body struggled angrily in the bottle, bubbles popping out of its body.

He Zhicao's attention was completely attracted, and her small face was glued to the bottle with her big eyes blinking.

Assas was also attracted by him. As a native of the Hubble K89 galaxy, he recognized the uniqueness of this creature at a glance, raised his eyebrows and said lightly: "I haven't seen you for many years. The items of half a D-grade planet have been thrown into the incinerator, so we are very happy."

Qian Chuanzi · He Zhishu received a knowing blow, and the effect was outstanding: "..."

Assas said with ease: "You only need to extract 5.00% of this pure energy body, and I can navigate to another planet with sufficient energy points." After replenishing the energy, they can take this pure energy body with them Go to the interstellar space station, just find a rich man and you can eat well and drink spicy food for a lifetime without worrying about it.

It sounds tempting.

He Zhishu frowned and asked, "What planet?"

Assas's lips parted slightly: "Yake Planet." It had been confirmed as a waste star six interstellar years ago, and it was also the mysterious planet that was the home planet of Asas and He Xiaocao's race.

Ivan tilted his head, feeling that this planet seemed familiar.

He Zhishu took a step aside, and put the pure energy body into Quick's hands for safekeeping: "All crew members are ready, we are going to go with this Mr. Assas."

……

It hummed and protested as it extracted body parts from the pure energy body.

He Zhishu moved the translator thousands of miles away. If he gets in touch with it at this time, he may hear a series of pure Tangshan swear words from it, from his grandma's greetings to his ancestors' [-]th generation without repetition .

It's nothing for them old men to appreciate the alien language and culture. He Xiaocao is still there, but the Huaguduo of the motherland cannot be poisoned by creatures from outer space.

Even if He Zhishu who found his son didn't say anything, he could already see how happy he was from his behavior.

Whenever the line of sight comes into contact with He Zhicao, the corners of the lips will be raised unconsciously.Even the surrounding breath is as soft as strawberry-flavored cotton candy.

Although He Xiaocao's snacks were almost gone by him in the past two days, the toys were still there.Just as He Zhicao was holding the doll, he was jumping happily on the ground.

Suddenly, the inner pocket of his clothes moved, and a sneaky little guy poked his head out cautiously. Seeing that there was no such scary alien around, he took a long breath, and his whole body came out. Stand in the public eye.

The past two days have been very miserable for Gun Gun. Ever since he was threatened by Assas the first time he showed up, he never dared to raise his head again.

It wasn't until Assas's smell gradually dissipated that it dared to poke its head out to look around.

He Zhishu naturally found it too, stretched his hand in front of him, and rolled his limbs knowingly, he climbed up his shoulders along his arms, scratched the fabric under his buttocks with his small paws, and squatted obediently On the shoulders of the original owner.

He Zhishu: "Let me introduce, this is just a member of the Green Shade... Roll."

Quick: "...the captain seems to have a long history of being bad at naming things."

Ivan: "...+1"

Cui Jianchong: "..."

He Zhishu touched He Zhicao near his thigh again, and said, "There is this one, it is my son He Zhicao. He is four years old this year... and he is studying in Akita Huahua Kindergarten."

He Xiaocao raised her chest proudly.

Quick: "Ah, this kindergarten. My aunt's friend's daughter teaches in it."

He Zhicao's eyes lit up: "Is it Teacher Little Cherry?"

Quick looked at his shining expectant eyes and said with some embarrassment: "Um, I don't know what class she teaches."

He Zhicao lowered his head in disappointment.

Ivan made a strange expression, and waved to He Xiaocao: "Xiaocao, come here, brother will give you candy."

He Zhicao blinked, ran over, tilted her head and raised her hands, and said politely, "Thank you brother."

Ivan was stunned, "I'll give you candy" is a pick-up phrase he often used to hook up with Xiaozhengtai and Xiaolioli in the swordsman game. Basically, the other party either followed his words and pretended to be cute, or scolded and ran away. open.He Zhicao's serious reaction made him feel a little familiar...

No no no, how is it possible.

Ivan shook his head, and expelled that ridiculous association from the situation—that guy is a master at mind manipulation, he can beat him to the point of being a mother, how could he be such a baby with no teeth.

Seeing that the crew got along well with He Xiaocao, He Zhishu's heart dropped.

In mid-air, the battleship driven by Assas issued a confirmation signal.

The plan is this, after injecting a certain amount of energy, the Green Shade will launch into the sky, and follow closely behind the Assas warship as the leader, just like the eagle catching chickens, let the eagle know what to do Take this group of chickens to the legendary Yak planet.

Holding the pure energy body, Ivan suddenly said "ah", and said, "I remember why the Akist is familiar! It was once a sensation on the interstellar network of the Milky Way! The last Akist!"

Cui Jianchong, who had been dealing with the wound without saying a word, raised his head when he heard the words, and for the first time took the initiative to talk to this annoying colleague who was always bluffing: "Be more specific."

Ivan immediately opened up the chatter box: "The most wanted list in the interstellar world! S-class fugitive-the last Akist!"

There was a gossip in his eyes: "This matter once caused a wave of enthusiasm on the Milky Way network. The planet where the protagonist is located is the Yake planet. According to reliable news, this crazy guy is killing all the tribesmen and destroying the planet. After all the civilized facilities, he was successfully promoted to the top three in the Hubble K89 galaxy most wanted list.

Later, he wandered among the stars for many years, and no one could catch him.I don't know why one day he suddenly confronted the military head-on, and robbed a military warship to open the gray path, and fled to the Milky Way under the pursuit of the entire Hubble K89 galaxy. "

Cui Jianchong: "...Why does this kind of person cause an upsurge?"

Ivan shrugged: "Who knows, netizens will always be creatures with strange brain circuits... That kind of madness can't be called... Huh!" As if realizing it, Brother Curly widened his eyes in surprise He raised two big balls, "Just now... now... that guy..."

He Zhishu glanced at his incoherent stupidity lightly: "Are you sure you want to continue?"

Ivan shut his mouth knowingly.

The atmosphere in the spaceship has changed.

He Zhishu knew those things a long time ago.

About three years ago, Assas stole the ruins of Mars and left the galaxy. While the interstellar police were chasing criminals, they also released all of Assas' information to the public.

For a moment, this legendary and mysterious wanted criminal instantly became the focus of everyone on the Internet!

Some people say that he can be the son of the sun with one enemy, and someone immediately retorts that the son of the sun must be righteous and he destroys the mother planet.

There is also a group of imaginative adolescent girls surrounding this lonely prince of the planet-fantasy setting.Wrote one after another popular online novels, which were extremely popular.

In general, without the knowledge of Assas himself, he gained a large number of fans in the galaxy who lived and died for him, who were born and died for him.

In short, during that period of time, He Zhishu was staring at the gossip about him, and his performance index was dragged down by several percentage points.

After seeing so many rumors, true and false, student He Zhishu, who was devastated and had a receding hairline, suddenly came to his senses.

Why bother with these nonsensical things, he decided not to believe a word.

☆, interstellar version of the devil incarnation

Yake planet is not a short distance from here.

Along the way, He Zhicao held the pure energy body in his left hand, rolled in his right hand, and had a few pieces of chocolate in his mouth that his father ate. He vaguely described to He Zhishu the Yake star in his eyes: "... There's a big robot, and a lot of iron boxes... suction, and a beautiful sea and sunrise."

The child's vocabulary is not rich, and during the time on Yake, he also patronized and wanted to find his father, so there were only a few useless things in his little head.

He Zhishu frowned and wiped his mouth for him: "How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to talk while eating."

It's not that the chocolate is almost gone, he wants to save some food... He Zhicao chewed quickly and swallowed the remaining chocolate, then let He Zhishu wipe his dirty face with his head up: " That weird uncle is a good man, Dad."

He Zhishu ruthlessly rubbed his face with a tissue: "You like him very much?"

He Xiaocao, who hadn't noticed how melancholy her father was feeling, nodded honestly.

Assas has a very special sense of intimacy with him. Take these two days on the battleship as an example, if it were Uncle Long Feng or Aunt Martian, he might not be able to climb into bed with the cheek.

He Zhicao only slept with his father, and it was a long time ago.

He was young, so he didn't remember how it felt to sleep with his father. Uncle Long Feng said that children on the earth usually sleep with their parents until they are six or seven years old. He should have experienced such a growth. process.

But ever since He Zhishu woke up one night a year ago and found that he had squeezed the toothless He Zhicao under the bed, he panicked and let him sleep alone.

There is no way, Dad sleeps really badly, according to Uncle Long Feng's words, if anyone sleeps with him, He Zhishu can directly practice a set of Sleeping Arhat with the people around him in one night.

The spaceship sailed at full speed towards the planet Yake, and they finally got a glimpse of the whole picture of this legendary mysterious planet - seen from space, this is a planet covered with thick clouds, and the whole looks gray and dead. .People can't help but wonder whether such a planet can breed fresh life.

However, when they passed through the clouds, the scene in front of them had a wonderful feeling of seeing the blue sky through the clouds.

The sea, the green land, popped up from the portholes one after another without warning.

He Zhishujian was surprised. Isn't this the most powerful environmental mimicry defense device known so far? It is absolutely impossible for Assas to create such a large-scale effect covering the whole world.

He turned his head and asked He Zhicao: "Xiaocao, have you seen other people on this planet?"

He Zhicao shook his head.

My son doesn't lie.

Then this thing is strange.

Didn't it mean that the people of Yake star all turned their heads, and this planet became a waste star?How could someone sprinkle two handfuls of dirt and hang a spider's web on something that has already been labeled as scrapped, hoping that it would look worse and worse.

He Zhishu bit his thumb subconsciously, and the closer he got to the surface of the planet, the more confused he became.

Two flying objects of equal size landed one after the other on the barren surface of Yake.As He Zhicao said, there are many towering iron boxes on the ground, ten meters high and ten meters wide.These should be left by the Interstellar Alliance when they cleaned up the waste stars. They pressed the remaining civilization and technology of this planet into cubes of the same size like garbage, and piled them neatly on the surface of the planet for future recycling. .

The battleship opened the hatch steadily, and Assas walked down slowly, no matter from the aura and expression, he looked like an emperor who had returned to the capital.

He Zhishuren hadn’t disembarked yet, so he started the instrument to survey the surface of the planet. Since the central system of the spacecraft was still in a dormant state, he could only survey a small part—there were signs of animals and plants on the surface of the planet, but there were no traces of it within the known range. less than intelligent beings.

He Zhishu put a biological coat on He Zhicao, and the little guy ran off the boat happily. Those who didn't know it thought they were here for a family trip.He was full of energy, but He Zhishu and the others were exhausted physically and mentally these days, and they couldn't help yawning before they got off the boat.

He Zhishu just wanted to make a quick decision: "Where is the energy point you mentioned?"

Assas has a leisurely manner: "The energy point can't run away. In my opinion, what you need more now is to rest."

He Zhishu rubbed the corners of his slightly red eyes, squinting his eyes with a feeling of laziness: "Why, do you want to provide us with a place to live as a landlord?"

Assas: "Exactly."

He Zhishu chuckled inwardly, and said, "Tell me where the energy point is." Does he have a seat on the boat if he wants to rest?Do you think the five-star living cabin that Long Feng built for him with a lot of money is just for display?

Assas: "The energy point of Yake Planet is quite special, and it will only be open from [-]:[-] noon to [-]:[-] pm in the universe time."

He Zhishu: "..." Are you fucking kidding me?

"So how about letting me be a landlord?" Seeing his hesitation, Assas sneered, "What's the matter, don't you dare?"

Very old-fashioned aggressive method.

But since he wanted to play, He Zhishu decided to accept it readily: "If you dare not, lead the way!"

In fact, there is no need to lead the way at all. Within [-] meters of their spaceship landing point, there is a decent villa standing on the open field. Perhaps because it does not have any technological content and has not been cleared by the Interstellar Alliance, it has been left alone. located here.

He Zhishu looked around, trying to find the big robot He Zhicao said.

He needs to know what level of weapon Assas is currently holding, and the combat power.Although as far as he has seen, this split monster itself looks like a Saiyan.

Assas, who knew all this from his demeanor and movements, said with a half-smile: "The guard robot is not here."

He Zhishu opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Who is looking for a robot? I'm looking at this villa... It's been so many years and it's still standing. I'm a little skeptical about the legend that the technological level of Akron is equivalent to the Earth in the 21st century. "At least in the Celestial Dynasty at that time, this kind of bean curd dregs project had to be turned into dregs in less than three years.

He Zhicao was also very surprised: "Uncle, why don't you live in the previous house?"

He Zhishu knocked him on the head and answered for Assas: "Because your Uncle Assas lives alone in the place where he lives, of course he can live wherever he wants." The treatment, today the Kunning Palace and tomorrow the Mental Cultivation Palace, he can have picnics and camping every now and then to try something new, it's almost as if a concubine is stuffed in these rooms for his favor.

Bah, bah, bah, he was thinking about something messy.He Zhishu carried He Xiaocao into the house with his old face entangled, and found that the room was fully furnished with bedding, beds and guest rooms except for a little more dust.

A few days ago, they were all nestled in the sloping cabin, and now they can find a room to rest for a while with their feet on the ground, and they feel like they are going to be reborn.

After the secret discussion was over, the rest of the crew found the bedroom without treating themselves as outsiders.He Zhishu drove He Xiaocao into the room to sleep, and He Xiaocao, who was obviously still on the verge of chicken blood, refused: "I'm not sleepy!"

He Zhishu: "But your father and I are sleepy..." How can he rest assured when he fell asleep? He Zhicao was outside alone, so he had no choice but to push him on the bed, "Be good, sleep with Dad."

He Xiaocao was overjoyed to be able to sleep with her father.But on the surface, he still pouted, pretending to be an unhappy boss: "Then dad, tell me a story!"

Only in this way can we fight for the right to tell a story!

He Zhishu couldn't resist him, cleared his throat: "Once upon a time, there was a little prince..."

He Zhicao: "..." covered his head, "Don't listen, I'm going to sleep."

He Zhishu: "..."

Hey, can you save me some face?I am your father anyway!

Patting He Zhicao's back until he really fell asleep, He Zhishu couldn't bear the sleepiness long ago, his eyelids couldn't be separated, and he leaned against the head of the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

At this time, the outside is still as bright as day, and the crew members who have fallen asleep have their own sleeping methods——

Ivan hugged the quilt and pillow in all directions, and his face was bleeding.

Quick's quilt was meticulously trimmed, and he put his hands flat on his chest, lying upright, his breath steady, and his whole person looked extraordinarily...peaceful.

As for Cui Jianchong, he never trusted Assas. Before resting, he carefully checked that there was no strange trap in the room, and installed a simple mechanism at the door, and adjusted the position of the bed so that he could get up and fight back more quickly... After tossing for two hours Just close your eyes.

And He Zhishu, father and son, naturally held big hands with small hands, and they hugged each other together.

There was an inaudible knock on the door.

A figure quietly appeared in front of He Zhishu's bed, standing silently, his eyes fixed greedily on his face.After a while, just as he was about to turn around and leave, He Zhishu, who was still soundly asleep a second ago, suddenly opened his eyes the next second, grabbed the hem of the visitor's clothes nimbly, and asked, "Why, you want to play the old trick again?" ?”

The man with the backlight had a dim expression, and his voice was low and hoarse: "Are you awake?"

He Zhishu covered He Zhicao's ears with one hand: "Keep your voice down, don't wake up Xiaocao."

Assas: "If you leave him alone, he will fall asleep by himself when he gets bored."

He Zhishu felt that he was simply stupid: "...Of course I know that, coaxing my son is fun! Do you understand fun!"

Assas had a somewhat absent-minded expression: "I really don't understand."

Who cares if you understand or not.

He Zhishu looked down at the time and confirmed that it was midnight, so he raised his head confidently: "You don't sleep in the middle of the night, so you come to talk to me about parenting?" Good idea.

Assas looked at him with dark eyes, "I'll take you somewhere."

……

……

The two looked at each other quietly for a while, and He Zhishu finally couldn't resist the other's irresistible eyes, lowered his head, tucked He Zhicao's quilt, put on the biological coat, and followed him out.

……

He Zhishu thought, he must have not slept well for several days and nights, which caused his logic and judgment ability to seriously drop to the point of negative numbers, so he stayed up in the middle of the night and ran with this splinter monster to pile up the big iron box Blowing cold wind in the open space.

The biological coat is only resistant to radiation but not cold.

He Zhishu sniffled, feeling a strong urge to go back to the villa and get under the covers.

Assas said: "After the Star Alliance came to clean up, all metal substances were processed into boxes for future one-time recycling."

Of course he knows this.He Zhishu raised his hand and touched a big iron box standing near him, and looked around: "So where was this place originally, your hometown?"

Assas: "That's right."

He Zhishu was stunned.

Assas walked to the big iron box he was touching, and said in a deep voice, "This is where I grew up."

The surface of this iron box is uneven, and everything that can be seen is black, as if it has been severely burned.

He Zhishu was at a loss.

What do you mean, you are going to dissect your childhood experiences with me in order to find a reasonable excuse for your scum in adulthood?

Go dream!

He Zhishu had a sneer on his face. This kind of eight o'clock plot has seen him from the 21st century to the [-]th century, and he has long been immune to becoming an old fritters.

Sure enough, Assas said: "If you have paid attention to my arrest warrant, you must have heard about my rumors, right?"

He Zhishu: "Of course, say that you destroyed all the civilizations on the home planet, killed all the tribesmen, and then played the real-life version of Police and Bandit Tracking to turn around a group of interstellar policemen... Emma's biography has a model." In this way, I portray you as the great devil in the interstellar age. But I don’t believe a word, there is a saying that what you hear is what you see is what you see.”

Even a guy who has to seriously struggle with his fragility when dealing with a carbon-based creature, trying to be invulnerable, has nothing to do with the ultimate villain of destroying the planet.

He Zhishu asked as if talking and laughing like usual: "Come on, Mr. the person concerned expresses his opinion. What percentage of these rumors are true?"

Assas said, "Ten percent."

He Zhishu: "Hehe."

Assas: "It's true."

He Zhishu sneered: "Then I will take your last name."

How should I put it, the ancestors seem to have passed down such a saying to us - words should not be too deadly.

☆、Captain He is good at technology

He Zhishu sneered: "Then I will take your last name."

As soon as the words fell, the corner of Assas's mouth raised an extremely joyful arc, and He Zhishu's heart trembled when he saw it: "The one you are touching on the left hand, do you know what it is?"

what?

He Zhishu dazedly reached out and touched the black metal object in front of him twice. His hands were covered with dust, but he also managed to wipe off the covering on it—"8KJ suspended light screen projector..." He was stunned In a daze, he raised his head and asked, "Are you sure this is the remains of the Yak planet civilization?" Is it equivalent to the earth technology in the 21st century? In the 21st century, there is this thing on the earth, I will take your surname!

——Anyone who casually swears with your last name will kill himself sooner or later, Captain.

Speaking of which, He Zhishu looked at Assas suspiciously.He had long felt that something was wrong. Logically speaking, if Assas was really a normal teenager born under the sun of the zero-level civilization and grew up among the red flags, how could he have so much knowledge about interstellar and speak fluent Earth language.

Assas had a dazzling smile on his face, but there were some strange emotions in his eyes: "Want to know, Captain."

He Zhishu seemed to be bewitched by his smile, and nodded in a daze.

Next, let's listen to Assas's story, which is a very, very long story.

It has to start before Assas was born.

Yake star is a super remote planet in the Hubble K89 galaxy, and the race structure of Yake star people is also very special.Their bodies are as hard as steel, stronger than Ultraman, and their lifespan is full of bugs, close to immortality.

Of course, it is impossible for such a heaven-defying Goldfinger Creator to casually distribute it to a large number of people. Because of this, while the Yake people are physically strong, their fertility rate is very low, and there are only about a thousand people on the entire planet. .

He Zhishu 囧囧 suddenly interrupted him: "...Wait! There are more than a thousand people?" He looked at Assas with a painful face, "It takes less than three months to chop a piece of meat and grow into a big fat man." You tell me that there are only about a thousand people on your planet with such a strong reproductive ability, kid?" Why don't you tell him that there are big monsters that cannibalize people on your planet at night and eat up all the children... Well, this seems too heavy mouth.

Assas looked impatient: "I'll talk about this later, do you want to continue listening?"

He Zhishu made a zipper gesture on his mouth, and closed his mouth reluctantly.

Few aliens visit Yake Planet. Although the level of science and technology is not developed, the people of Yake Planet are better at being self-sufficient in nature through solidarity and mutual assistance. Originally, this peaceful life will continue forever.

Until one day a fleet from the Interstellar Alliance appeared here, and their captain met with the Supreme Commander of Ark and told them a shocking fact.

——I'm sorry that your planet has become a subsidiary planet called Tana Star. Their technology is particularly developed and their people are very friendly. They will help you build a harmonious and happy socialist family. .

Affiliated planet.

As soon as He Zhishu heard this term, he showed a disgusted expression-after a planet that has reached the first-level civilization has passed the review of the Star Alliance, it can take a planet with a zero-level civilization and become its subsidiary planet.In the name of helping development, in fact it is