Difficult to raise children
Chapter 275 The Species of Our Old Ji’s Family
There are not many guests here, most of them are acquaintances, and they have no scruples about joking around.
Someone here asked: "Xiao Junjun, why did you find such a muscular man and marry yourself?"
Before Xiao Jun could speak, someone rushed to answer: "Is there even a need to ask? Didn't you see the strong figure of the bridegroom officer? Guaranteed to feed Xiao Jun well."
"Fuck! I thought I could see you wearing a wedding dress today, but in the end you still look like a dog."
"I don't even have a human face after wearing that thing, I want to wear it on you!" Xiao Jun rolled his eyes at him, and walked towards Ji Wu.
Over there, an officer put his arm around Ji Wu's shoulder and asked, "Ji Wu, your wife looks really nice, do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Do you want a boy or a girl?"
"It's all done. Don't men and women live their lives? There's nothing wrong with being like you."
"I'm sorry, my family has neither brothers nor sisters, but I have an old lady, why don't you?" After Xiao Jun finished speaking, he laughed, but that smile was uglier than crying no matter what.
It's a pity that the other party has insufficient eyesight, so he asked along the topic: "Hey, why didn't you see Auntie? Could it be that you are waiting at Ji Wu's house?"
Ji's mother didn't come to the church today either. Elderly people who have spent most of their life in the countryside don't like to worship foreigners. They think that when they get married, they should pray to heaven and earth at home and entertain guests at home.
But the house Ji Wu bought was only a suite of more than 100 square meters, and he couldn't set up a banquet even if he wanted to, so the old man took the next best thing and waited at the hotel.
Ji Wu didn't want to come to the church either, but Xiao Jun liked it. What he liked most was the bloody oath the priest said, and then he replied bloody: "I do."
Then put a ring on the other party, as if it could bind the other party for a lifetime.
Ji Wu loves his wife, only Xiao Jun likes everything he can't do, that's why today's episode came about.
Xiao Jun twitched his cheeks and squeezed out a half smile, "Ah, you probably won't see her in this lifetime."
Since the day he was kicked out of the house, Xiao Jun's feet hadn't set foot on that threshold again, and he would occasionally call home during Chinese New Year to transfer money to that familiar account, and the two sides had a few lukewarm conversations. , but from the beginning to the end, the woman never asked him to go home.
This time when he got married, he notified her immediately, and the other party was very happy at first, and happily asked him to bring his girlfriend home, which was considered to have lifted the ban for so many years.
It's a pity that after hearing Xiao Jun say that his other half is a man, the woman hung up the phone after cursing a few words. Xiao Jun can still feel the pain in his heart when he thinks of those two words.
"You pervert, you're not enough to lose face alone, so you still want to drag me? If I knew this, I should have thrown you to death when I gave birth to you!"
Xiao Jun closed his eyes and exhaled a foul breath.
A calloused finger touched his forehead, and he heard Ji Wu's anxious voice: "What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?"
"No..." Xiao Jun found his throat a little dry as soon as he opened his mouth. He took Ji Wu's mineral water bottle and filled half of it, and finally suppressed his irritability.
"How did you hear about your aunt just now?"
"It's nothing." Xiao Jun never told Ji Wu that he still has family members, and Ji Wu never asked, the two seemed to have a tacit understanding. Xiao Jun only found out later that it was Shen Hao who told Ji Wu that he was an orphan. With no family members, Ji Wucai has been avoiding this topic, so as not to worry him.
He really found a good boss, right?It can not only solve work problems but also solve life problems.
At exactly one o'clock at noon, music sounded in the church, and the ceremony officially began.
Shen Junyue and Shen Hao sat in the most conspicuous position in the first row, wearing clothes of the same style and color, which looked very eye-catching at first glance. They clasped their hands tightly under the chair and watched this scene intently.
Li Qing hugged Xia Houzhan in his arms, and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Xia Houzhan, are you willing to be with me for the rest of your life? Whether in good times or bad times, rich or poor?"
Xia Houzhan stretched out his hand to push the person away, and murmured hotly in his ears: "Are you proposing marriage? This is too dishonest."
"Don't worry, we won't be too long behind them."
"Who is worried? What does it look like for two men to have a wedding?" Xia Houzhan said indifferently, but he didn't know how hot his eyes were when he looked at the two people on the stage.
Shangguan Yan sat next to Bai Zhining a little uncomfortably, perhaps because the atmosphere was too good, and the people around him were flirting one-on-one, which gave him an urge to find someone.
"To be honest, I didn't expect you to come today."
"Why?" Shangguan Yan asked in a low voice.
"Because the couple who got married today are obviously the opponents of your Shangguan family. Are you here to bless them or plan to curse them?"
Shangguan Yan didn't expect Bai Zhining to be joking, so he snorted coldly, "How did you know that I wanted to cast a curse?"
"From your face, do you want to give you a mirror so that you can see how... ferocious your expression is?" Bai Zhining suddenly reached out to scratch the corner of his eyes, and then looked forward as if nothing had happened.
He has been observing Shangguanyan, afraid that he will be embarrassed because of his identity, but he did not expect the other party to show unexpected loneliness when he saw a couple of lovers around him, the kind of feeling of being alone in the world. It felt like Bai Zhining had it before.
"That's definitely something wrong with your eyesight!" Shangguan Yan squinted at him, "Have you not checked your eyesight recently, Lawyer Bai, I think it's time for you to change your glasses."
Bai Zhining pushed the frame of the mirror, lowered his head and said to himself: "I do have a problem with my eyesight." Otherwise, why would he keep thinking about Shangguan Yan after that night?
When I woke up that morning and found that Shangguan Yan had gone, I felt an indescribable depression in my heart. For a while, the two of them didn't contact each other, as if that night never happened.
Sometimes Bai Zhining would laugh at himself and think: It's not a big deal for two grown men to have sex together, is it?What's more, they didn't even make it to the last step.
He even thought that maybe Shangguan Yan cut off the relationship between the two simply because he didn't want to give in to others, which was better than hurting both of them every time they got to bed.
"What are you mumbling about?" Shangguan Yan poked him with his elbow.
"Nothing, just thinking about when dinner will start."
"Tch, why didn't I realize that you are still a foodie, and you were thinking about evening after lunch."
Bai Zhining leaned close to his ear, and said in a low tone: "There are still many things you don't understand about me."
Shangguan Yan was burned by his warm breath, turned his head and asked, "You didn't have a fever today, did you?"
The process of the ceremony was very short, it took 10 minutes from beginning to end, and before Bai Zhining could answer, he heard the signal of "Licheng".
Thousands of firecrackers were lit outside the church, and the ear-piercing sound attracted the curiosity of the surrounding residents.
Fortunately, the location of this church is remote, and people from the army came to coordinate, otherwise there would be no such benefits.
After firing the cannon, Ji Wu waved his hand, "Dude, go drink!"
The crowd of onlookers was waiting for the bride and groom to come out. After a long time, all they saw were all handsome men, and they didn't even see a woman.
"Hey, whose wedding is this, where is the bride?"
"I didn't see a woman when I went in just now, I guess it's two men."
"Ah... Two men can get married these days? Can God agree?"
"Don't worry about him, people can do what they want! As for this god, there are so many people getting married every day, how can he manage it?"
"That's right... Eh, look, is that the groom?" The man pointed his finger at Xiao Jun.
"Don't tell me, she looks much better than my daughter, no wonder there are men who like it."
"Looking at the long row of good cars, there is another wealthy son-in-law missing, hey..."
The car started slowly, and soon disappeared from people's sight. This scene did not cause much sensation. Many people even wished the couple well. This was ten years ago. It is estimated that they threw rotten eggs at them. There will be more.
When they arrived at the reserved hotel, Ji Wu and Xiao Jun bowed three times and kowtowed nine times in front of Ji's mother, completing another set of etiquette.
Mother Ji sat upright in the high hall, feeling a little awkward, why is this daughter-in-law a man?She once asked her son in private, what should the child do if the male wife can't have a baby?The roots of Lao Ji's family can't just be broken like this.
Ji Wu replied stupidly: "My daughter-in-law said that maybe in a few years technology will be developed and men will be able to have babies, and I will definitely give birth to a fat boy for you."
Ji's mother has limited knowledge. After knowing that there are same-sex marriage laws in foreign countries, she feels that it is not impossible for a man to have a baby one day, so she waits patiently.
After waiting for five years, Mother Ji became dizzy and couldn't move so easily. She pulled her son and asked, "Where's my grandson? Where's my grandson?"
Ji Wu faltered and didn't speak, but Xiao Jun was still clever, and brought back an abandoned baby who was not yet full moon from the orphanage the next day, and sent it to his mother-in-law, "Mother, look, your grandson is here. "
"Ah... Really?" Mother Ji hugged, "Who gave birth to this?"
This time it was Xiao Jun's turn to be in trouble. Unexpectedly, Ji Wu was smarter for a while, and said, "Test-tube babies, the seeds of our old Ji's family!"
Someone here asked: "Xiao Junjun, why did you find such a muscular man and marry yourself?"
Before Xiao Jun could speak, someone rushed to answer: "Is there even a need to ask? Didn't you see the strong figure of the bridegroom officer? Guaranteed to feed Xiao Jun well."
"Fuck! I thought I could see you wearing a wedding dress today, but in the end you still look like a dog."
"I don't even have a human face after wearing that thing, I want to wear it on you!" Xiao Jun rolled his eyes at him, and walked towards Ji Wu.
Over there, an officer put his arm around Ji Wu's shoulder and asked, "Ji Wu, your wife looks really nice, do you have any brothers or sisters?"
"Do you want a boy or a girl?"
"It's all done. Don't men and women live their lives? There's nothing wrong with being like you."
"I'm sorry, my family has neither brothers nor sisters, but I have an old lady, why don't you?" After Xiao Jun finished speaking, he laughed, but that smile was uglier than crying no matter what.
It's a pity that the other party has insufficient eyesight, so he asked along the topic: "Hey, why didn't you see Auntie? Could it be that you are waiting at Ji Wu's house?"
Ji's mother didn't come to the church today either. Elderly people who have spent most of their life in the countryside don't like to worship foreigners. They think that when they get married, they should pray to heaven and earth at home and entertain guests at home.
But the house Ji Wu bought was only a suite of more than 100 square meters, and he couldn't set up a banquet even if he wanted to, so the old man took the next best thing and waited at the hotel.
Ji Wu didn't want to come to the church either, but Xiao Jun liked it. What he liked most was the bloody oath the priest said, and then he replied bloody: "I do."
Then put a ring on the other party, as if it could bind the other party for a lifetime.
Ji Wu loves his wife, only Xiao Jun likes everything he can't do, that's why today's episode came about.
Xiao Jun twitched his cheeks and squeezed out a half smile, "Ah, you probably won't see her in this lifetime."
Since the day he was kicked out of the house, Xiao Jun's feet hadn't set foot on that threshold again, and he would occasionally call home during Chinese New Year to transfer money to that familiar account, and the two sides had a few lukewarm conversations. , but from the beginning to the end, the woman never asked him to go home.
This time when he got married, he notified her immediately, and the other party was very happy at first, and happily asked him to bring his girlfriend home, which was considered to have lifted the ban for so many years.
It's a pity that after hearing Xiao Jun say that his other half is a man, the woman hung up the phone after cursing a few words. Xiao Jun can still feel the pain in his heart when he thinks of those two words.
"You pervert, you're not enough to lose face alone, so you still want to drag me? If I knew this, I should have thrown you to death when I gave birth to you!"
Xiao Jun closed his eyes and exhaled a foul breath.
A calloused finger touched his forehead, and he heard Ji Wu's anxious voice: "What's wrong? Are you uncomfortable?"
"No..." Xiao Jun found his throat a little dry as soon as he opened his mouth. He took Ji Wu's mineral water bottle and filled half of it, and finally suppressed his irritability.
"How did you hear about your aunt just now?"
"It's nothing." Xiao Jun never told Ji Wu that he still has family members, and Ji Wu never asked, the two seemed to have a tacit understanding. Xiao Jun only found out later that it was Shen Hao who told Ji Wu that he was an orphan. With no family members, Ji Wucai has been avoiding this topic, so as not to worry him.
He really found a good boss, right?It can not only solve work problems but also solve life problems.
At exactly one o'clock at noon, music sounded in the church, and the ceremony officially began.
Shen Junyue and Shen Hao sat in the most conspicuous position in the first row, wearing clothes of the same style and color, which looked very eye-catching at first glance. They clasped their hands tightly under the chair and watched this scene intently.
Li Qing hugged Xia Houzhan in his arms, and asked in a low voice: "Mr. Xia Houzhan, are you willing to be with me for the rest of your life? Whether in good times or bad times, rich or poor?"
Xia Houzhan stretched out his hand to push the person away, and murmured hotly in his ears: "Are you proposing marriage? This is too dishonest."
"Don't worry, we won't be too long behind them."
"Who is worried? What does it look like for two men to have a wedding?" Xia Houzhan said indifferently, but he didn't know how hot his eyes were when he looked at the two people on the stage.
Shangguan Yan sat next to Bai Zhining a little uncomfortably, perhaps because the atmosphere was too good, and the people around him were flirting one-on-one, which gave him an urge to find someone.
"To be honest, I didn't expect you to come today."
"Why?" Shangguan Yan asked in a low voice.
"Because the couple who got married today are obviously the opponents of your Shangguan family. Are you here to bless them or plan to curse them?"
Shangguan Yan didn't expect Bai Zhining to be joking, so he snorted coldly, "How did you know that I wanted to cast a curse?"
"From your face, do you want to give you a mirror so that you can see how... ferocious your expression is?" Bai Zhining suddenly reached out to scratch the corner of his eyes, and then looked forward as if nothing had happened.
He has been observing Shangguanyan, afraid that he will be embarrassed because of his identity, but he did not expect the other party to show unexpected loneliness when he saw a couple of lovers around him, the kind of feeling of being alone in the world. It felt like Bai Zhining had it before.
"That's definitely something wrong with your eyesight!" Shangguan Yan squinted at him, "Have you not checked your eyesight recently, Lawyer Bai, I think it's time for you to change your glasses."
Bai Zhining pushed the frame of the mirror, lowered his head and said to himself: "I do have a problem with my eyesight." Otherwise, why would he keep thinking about Shangguan Yan after that night?
When I woke up that morning and found that Shangguan Yan had gone, I felt an indescribable depression in my heart. For a while, the two of them didn't contact each other, as if that night never happened.
Sometimes Bai Zhining would laugh at himself and think: It's not a big deal for two grown men to have sex together, is it?What's more, they didn't even make it to the last step.
He even thought that maybe Shangguan Yan cut off the relationship between the two simply because he didn't want to give in to others, which was better than hurting both of them every time they got to bed.
"What are you mumbling about?" Shangguan Yan poked him with his elbow.
"Nothing, just thinking about when dinner will start."
"Tch, why didn't I realize that you are still a foodie, and you were thinking about evening after lunch."
Bai Zhining leaned close to his ear, and said in a low tone: "There are still many things you don't understand about me."
Shangguan Yan was burned by his warm breath, turned his head and asked, "You didn't have a fever today, did you?"
The process of the ceremony was very short, it took 10 minutes from beginning to end, and before Bai Zhining could answer, he heard the signal of "Licheng".
Thousands of firecrackers were lit outside the church, and the ear-piercing sound attracted the curiosity of the surrounding residents.
Fortunately, the location of this church is remote, and people from the army came to coordinate, otherwise there would be no such benefits.
After firing the cannon, Ji Wu waved his hand, "Dude, go drink!"
The crowd of onlookers was waiting for the bride and groom to come out. After a long time, all they saw were all handsome men, and they didn't even see a woman.
"Hey, whose wedding is this, where is the bride?"
"I didn't see a woman when I went in just now, I guess it's two men."
"Ah... Two men can get married these days? Can God agree?"
"Don't worry about him, people can do what they want! As for this god, there are so many people getting married every day, how can he manage it?"
"That's right... Eh, look, is that the groom?" The man pointed his finger at Xiao Jun.
"Don't tell me, she looks much better than my daughter, no wonder there are men who like it."
"Looking at the long row of good cars, there is another wealthy son-in-law missing, hey..."
The car started slowly, and soon disappeared from people's sight. This scene did not cause much sensation. Many people even wished the couple well. This was ten years ago. It is estimated that they threw rotten eggs at them. There will be more.
When they arrived at the reserved hotel, Ji Wu and Xiao Jun bowed three times and kowtowed nine times in front of Ji's mother, completing another set of etiquette.
Mother Ji sat upright in the high hall, feeling a little awkward, why is this daughter-in-law a man?She once asked her son in private, what should the child do if the male wife can't have a baby?The roots of Lao Ji's family can't just be broken like this.
Ji Wu replied stupidly: "My daughter-in-law said that maybe in a few years technology will be developed and men will be able to have babies, and I will definitely give birth to a fat boy for you."
Ji's mother has limited knowledge. After knowing that there are same-sex marriage laws in foreign countries, she feels that it is not impossible for a man to have a baby one day, so she waits patiently.
After waiting for five years, Mother Ji became dizzy and couldn't move so easily. She pulled her son and asked, "Where's my grandson? Where's my grandson?"
Ji Wu faltered and didn't speak, but Xiao Jun was still clever, and brought back an abandoned baby who was not yet full moon from the orphanage the next day, and sent it to his mother-in-law, "Mother, look, your grandson is here. "
"Ah... Really?" Mother Ji hugged, "Who gave birth to this?"
This time it was Xiao Jun's turn to be in trouble. Unexpectedly, Ji Wu was smarter for a while, and said, "Test-tube babies, the seeds of our old Ji's family!"
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