God on the wheat, are you there?

Two-dimensional Gossip Institute V: (ˉ﹃ˉ) Xushi’s big back, visually estimated tall and straight figure above 185, cool, handsome, domineering temperament, shit, no one can stop the editor, the editor controls I can't help my behavior of licking the screen, even Xu Shida's wife Xiao Weishi can't stop the editor's crazy behavior, licking the screen! [Forward Weishi Weibo]

Fan 1: (ˉ﹃ˉ) The tall and straight Xu Shi greatly overwhelms Xiao Weishi, Xiao Weishi can be sex|fu, oh no, the Sogou input method is too impure, it is sex|fu, huh?There is no other xingfu in my input method!

Fan 2: Pfft, the pillow is wet enough, Xiao Weishi will be ashamed to ejaculate.

Fan 3: o(*////▽////*)q Romantic candlelight dinner, romantic KTV for two, romantic Christmas Eve.

Fan 4: Even more passionate after the romantic good night, next time, I am going to install a high-definition camera at Xushida’s house.

Fan 5: (╯‵ ′)╯╧╧Do you dare to have a big frontal photo of Xiao Weishi, high-definition and uncoded frontal photo, dare you?Take a gamble, if you don't dare, you will be greatly overwhelmed by Xu Shi seven times a night.Overtones - the future

Fan 6: Reply to Fan 5: Crazy Likes!

Fan 7: ╭(╯^╰)╮Do you dare to show the photo of the passionate embrace, there is no positive and small Weishi, bad review!

Fan 8: Xu Shi Da Da is so handsome, his back looks like this, Xiao Wei Shi is so happy. ╭(╯3╰)╮

Fan 9: Xiaowei, please don't post carelessly, the wall crack requires no | yards on the front!

Fan 10: [picking nose] What are you waiting for, get married.

Xu Zizhou shook his head with a helpless chuckle, turned off Weibo, and opened the company's internal mailbox minimized on the taskbar. If that guy Su Ran saw this Weibo from Two-dimensional Gossip Institute, he might go crazy again up.He really has selfishness in mind, no matter what kind of mentality Liu Li has, whether he is trying to gain popularity or really wants to develop with him, he doesn't want to be misunderstood like this forever.

The most important thing is that he doesn't want Su Ran to be hacked. Su Ran is someone he likes, so much that even he himself finds it unbelievable.Whether it's two-dimensional or three-dimensional, he just wants to be with Su Ran and likes to tease Su Ran, but he just thinks the arrogant and awkward Su Ran is cute.

Log in to Xushi's QQ with a little evil, and wait for Su Ran to knock on him with an arrogant face later to question him, but Su Ran is probably busy at the moment. The department is inspecting and maintaining the server.

Refresh the mailbox, download the attachment of the new email, and open one of the statistics sent by the assistant.After watching it for a few minutes, a strange profile picture jumped up in the lower right corner of the computer, and Xu Zizhou frowned slightly.It is the QQ of Two-dimensional Xushi. Many people who have added lingering sounds to this QQ are usually invisible, and they are only invisible to Su Ran.

The avatar with a nonchalant expression turned out to be Liu Li. He and Liu Li rarely communicated with each other. When they first started working together, Liu Li would chat with him privately from time to time, just like in front of fans. topic.It's just that he's used to indifference. After a long time, the number of times Liu Li chatted with him in private gradually decreased, and he didn't take it to heart. When was the last time he chatted privately, Xu Zizhou didn't remember at all.

Liu Li: Are you there?

Xu Shi: Yes.

Liu Li: Xu Shida is still as indifferent as ever, thinking that Xu Shida who is in love will be melted by love, isn't it said that people who fall in love will be as gentle as spring? o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓

Xu Shi: ...

Liu Li: Just kidding, just kidding, don't mind, the master planner asked me to report to you, the dry notes have been collected, and the post-production master is already producing, but what about your ED, Mr. Xu?In Xushi, I fell in love with a cliff and forgot ED. The master planner didn't dare to chat privately, so he could only let me hit the iceberg. ╭(╯^╰)╮

Xu Shi: Sorry, I will record today.

Liu Li: Take a screenshot and send it to the master planner. It's done. The master planner is relieved now. She's going crazy. What did the master make?

Xu Shi: Some time ago, because of a business trip, I recorded dry audio. I thought it was not so fast, sorry.

Liu Li: Hey, does the master Xu Shi have to be so unfamiliar?Anyway, we are also the CP who have cooperated in so many dramas.

Liu Li: Are you ignoring me?Just kidding, I know you already have someone you like, but I just feel that sometimes, you really hurt people.Can I ask, are you and Weishi real?Or to dispel rumors?

Xu Shi: As you can see.

Liu Li: I thought you were a very rational person and would not confuse the second and third dimensions, so you couldn't even accept the joking CP.It turns out that the fans' guesses are all true, because they have someone in their hearts, so they can't accept others. I didn't expect Xu Shida to be such an infatuated person, and he can like someone for so many years. You have stayed in the online distribution circle until now, just for the future when?

Xu Shi: Yes.

Liu Li: What if Weishi never shows up?What if the person who was on the overtones at the beginning is not the future you want to wait for?

Xu Shi: There is no if, because he appeared.

Liu Li: I mean what if, what if you don't wait until the end?What will you do?

Xu time: back out of the circle.

Liu Li: Can I ask one last question?Back then you were just cooperating with Weishi in a drama, and you had never met him, let alone know him, because a single voice can make you like him for so many years, so you are so sure that he will be as you imagined. wonderful people?Sometimes the voice is very different from others.

Xu Shi: No matter what Weishi is, he is the person I like.

Liu Li: Xu Shi is really infatuated, I think Wei Shi must be very happy, it is really enviable.

Xu Shi: I like him because I want him to be happy.

Liu Li: In Xushi, the big cliff is pulling hatred. Is it really good to show affection in front of me, a lonely family? ╭(╯^╰)╮

Xu Shi: ...

Liu Li: When I find it, I will show my affection in front of you every day and blind your titanium alloy eyes. ╭(╯^╰)╮

Xu Shi: Good, best wishes.

Liu Li: Have you come out to your family?Will you bring Weishi home?

Xu Shi: My family likes him very much and have gotten along with him.

Liu Li: Envy, jealousy and hatred, it takes a lot of courage to confess to your family, Wei Shi is really happy to have a lover like you.

Xu Shi: I think so too.

Liu Li: Pfft, Xu Shi's sense of self-satisfaction is overwhelming, that's all, don't bother the Great Master to deal with business, wave.

Xu Shi: Goodbye.

Xu Zizhou closed Liu Li's chat box indifferently. He was not worried that Liu Li would publicize his words. Although he didn't know Liu Li well, he knew a little bit about him. I am very concerned about everyone's eyes, and I will never allow my pride and self-esteem to be trampled on.

Regardless of Liu Li's previous Weibo intentions, maybe it was because he felt his limelight was robbed by Weishi that he posted those eyeballs on Weibo, but it was his true mood.

Xu Zizhou only knows that he admits his relationship with Weishi, which must have dealt a big blow to Liu Li. Liu Li is a smart person, and I hope he can continue to be so smart.What should be said has been said, and what should be expressed has been made clear. Weishi is a very important person to him, and not everyone can replace or discredit him.

Suddenly he missed the person who made him so exhausted. He didn't know if he was done with his work. Xu Zizhou smiled and opened IMO. Su Ran's ID was still busy.Sighing softly, it seems that the system problem is very serious this time. I have been busy all morning, and the maintenance has not been completed yet. I got up and left the office and decided to go to the Information Department to have a look.

As soon as Xu Zizhou walked to the door of the information office, he heard a crackling sound of typing on the keyboard, as well as various sounds of cursing and swearing, but he didn't hear Su Ran's complaints.This guy is quite calm sometimes, no matter how irritable he is, he won't get into a rage. This is what Xu Zizhou appreciates very much.

The behavior of the people in the office is even more unbearable to look at directly. Some people hold the keyboard in the air, step on the chair with one foot, grinning and typing suddenly, and those who sit on the desk hold the keyboard while cursing and typing, and some hold the keyboard. Jumping up and down the keyboard, all kinds of weird behaviors emerged one after another, only one or two people sat quietly on the chair like Su Ran, but frowned.

"Gao Gao Gao... Director Xu Xuxu!" Qian Shengjie, who was the first to spot Xu Zizhou, was speechless, and almost gave up the nickname Gao Fushuai, so he quickly changed his words, and at the same time put his feet back on the chair, and quickly Put down the keyboard and sit back in the chair.

The rest of the bold and unrestrained people were completely petrified when they heard Qian Shengjie's exclamation. It took a long time before they came back to their senses. a lot of.

Xu Zizhou didn't care. This group of people usually do not do their jobs properly. The most serious one is the information department. But after all, they are technical personnel. The company's huge system is maintained by this group of people. In this field, they are absolutely elite.For example, Su Ran, who likes to steal salary sheets and various expense sheets all day long, don't think he doesn't know, he is very clear about the tricks behind this guy.

Walked straight to Su Ran, sat down on the chair beside him, and asked in a low voice, "Can't be maintained?"

Pairs of eyes from behind looked at them in unison, Xu Zizhou glanced indifferently and majestically, and everyone immediately sat upright, looking at their noses and hearts.

Su Ran frowned tightly, the information system on the computer was opened layer by layer, and a large pile was densely stacked on the taskbar: "The terminals of some systems cannot connect to the server, resulting in the inability to transmit data packets for this schedule." In the system of the branch store, the price cannot be generated, and the branch company has been asked to post an announcement in the store. If customers buy promotional and shocking products and encounter products whose prices cannot be generated, they will go to the cashier service center to refund the price difference.”

The cash register service center of the accounting department went crazy, the information staff of the branch store went crazy, and they were also crazy, and there was a lot of roaring in the IMO group.In the first half an hour, the phone in the office was going to explode, and they would patiently answer the phone to explain to the branch store. In the end, the information director got angry and unplugged the phone line directly, so everyone did the same, not the phone call Just unplug the phone line, the office is finally quiet.

Su Ran and the others can't help it. People are so flexible that they will make mistakes, not to mention that the system itself is dead, and it depends on the server to support them. There will always be a crash.They are also working hard to maintain it, but it will take some time. The low air pressure in the information office has lasted for a whole morning, and all kinds of ugly curses have burst out. Even Su Ran can hardly hold back and wants to flip the table violently.

Xu Zizhou patted his head lightly: "Don't worry, trust you."

Su Ran glanced at him resentfully, and immediately focused on the system again: "Others went to the computer room to check the servers, this time the system crashed badly, it's not that one or two systems can't be opened, but all the systems are broken. If you can’t open it, otherwise you will let the purchase authority open, and let the sub-stores change the price by themselves, but the system can’t be logged in, and the price can’t be changed at all, and the treasury and financial systems can’t even make reports.”

"Thank you for your hard work. I'll treat you to dinner at noon." Xu Zizhou looked at his sad appearance, smiled lightly and patted his head.

"The system is on the verge of retaliation against us. It seems that we are usually too idle. This time it completely collapsed and made us busy."

"You also know that you are usually free?" Xu Zizhou raised his eyebrows.

"Director, please forgive me, I know I was wrong." With Xu Zizhou's reassurance and teasing, Su Ran's impetuous mood finally calmed down, and she begged for mercy with a smile on her face, "The director sees that I was retaliated and I confessed my mistakes in time. Remember to comfort me well."

Xu Zizhou couldn't help pinching his face and twisting: "It's good to know, and I will give you a red envelope for the New Year."

"Oh?" Su Ran's eyes lit up, and then she looked sad again, "After working for so long, I finally received the year-end reward."

"If I remember correctly, you were still in school during Chinese New Year last year?" Xu Zizhou looked at Su Ran, who immediately pretended to be serious, with a funny face, rubbed his head vigorously, got up and left the information office after a few words of comfort, and then After staying, the crowd around them almost stretched their necks, and they couldn't concentrate on their work, they just watched him and Su Ran.

As soon as Xu Zizhou left, Qian Shengjie rushed to Su Ran's side immediately: "You boy, tell me the truth, I just heard two key words - red envelopes, Gao Fushuai wants to give you red envelopes? Oh, remember to treat me."

Su Ran frowned and glanced at him: "Your ears are ringing, why did Director Xu give me a red envelope? Only Deputy Manager Jing and his assistant are eligible to receive a red envelope. If we want to get a red envelope, we should ask the supervisor to give it to us."

"Fuck, it's difficult for labor and management to protect themselves. They raise cars and games, and they don't even qualify to support their houses and wives. They also ask labor and management to give red envelopes. They have treated you kindly without asking you for relief." The information director saw Xu Zizhou leave, and then Started jumping up and down holding the keyboard.

"Nothing!" Su Ran rolled her eyes unceremoniously, "I'm counting on you, I might as well count on Director Xu, and find an opportunity to repair the computer for Big Boss Xu during the Chinese New Year. Reward me with a red envelope."

"Honey, you're too insidious." The information director grinned, "Ci'ao, this broken system, no matter how well maintained it is, labor and management will go on strike."

"You wait to be dismembered across provinces by those angry red-eyed guys in the group. Of course, I won't just sit and watch you being dismembered. I will close my eyes, you are so cheap!" Su Ran put aside calmly. Head, dodging the tattered notepad thrown by the information director.

"I always feel that after you and Gao Fushuai fell in love with each other, you became more and more insidious. Could this be the rumor that eating too much saliva can also contagious? Wow, you have definitely infected Gao Fushuai's insidiousness and cunning... Rub, hit me, be careful labor and capital explode your ass."

"Qian Shengjie, you have the guts to be obese. You dare to think about Gao Fushuai's wife. Be careful that Gao Fushuai kills you."

"I'm so scared, supervisor help me!"

"..." Su Ran felt that this office could not stay any longer. This group of guys became more and more outspoken, and their integrity was completely eaten up by 305. It happened that when the mobile phone's WeChat rang, they received a message from Xu Zizhou. He went to eat first, and then got busy when he came back after eating, so he quickly got up, packed his things and left.

"Where is Mrs. Xu going? Could it be that she is going to cry with Xu Xiansen?" Qian Shengjie hid his face seriously.

"Get out!" Su Ran was completely at a loss for words, dropped a word viciously, and quickly ran out of the office.

"Let's go, brothers, stop molesting Mrs. Xu, be careful that Boss Xu really got angry and punished your nine clans, let's go to dinner too, and come back to do these crap things."

Su Ran: "..."