The hero always wants to kill him
Chapter 57
Qin Zhuang came in and looked at Shao Bai expressionlessly.
Shao Bai put away the toothpaste and toothbrush, walked over, put his hands on Qin Zhuang's shoulders, compared the altitude difference, mourned the lost 1.9 meters, stood on tiptoe, opened his mouth, and took a breath.
Qin Zhuang pushed Shao Bai away abruptly, then grabbed him and pinched his face twice, and said grimly: "Don't eat garlic!"
Shao Bai said: "Garlic is anti-inflammatory and sterilizing, and it can also detoxify, so you must eat it."
Qin Zhuang put his hand on Shao Bai's neck.
Shao Bai quickly changed his words: "I won't eat, I won't eat, I won't eat today."
Alas, I also want to mix a small cucumber with a whole head of garlic in it...
Qin Zhuang: "You are not allowed to eat it in the future."
Shao Bai stretched his neck, looking death at home: "You'd better strangle me, can you still eat cold salad without garlic! You uneducated!"
Qin Zhuang: "..."
Shao Bai: "Brother Zhuangzhuang, I want to eat chicken thighs."
Qin Zhuang threw out a frozen chicken and a piece of frozen meat, and sat back on the chair.
Shao Bai carried the frozen broiler chicken that weighed no more than four or five catties, and felt a little disgusted: "The legs of this chicken are so small." How big are the legs of a big rooster, maybe tens of catties!The broiler chickens produced by this kind of feed are not tasty at all!
Qin Zhuang glanced at Shao Bai.
Shao Bai didn't dare to talk about it, so he chopped the chicken and meat, threw it into the pot, and started to stew.
After stewing, there was nothing to do, Shao Bai wanted to find a seat for himself.
Qin Zhuang pulled Shao Bai, pressed on his leg, and a piece of chewing gum was stuffed into it.
Shao Bai sat on someone's lap and chewed gum with a sullen face, while chewing, he pulled the black hand that was fumbling around in his clothes.Damn it, the male protagonist doesn't really like Brother Shao, does he?But the male lead, it's really not my brother's style to force you so strongly!Brother Shao is not very demanding, he just wants to find someone who is gentle, considerate, virtuous, a little more capable and self-reliant, preferably someone who can cook better than Uncle Shang, see how you fit!Brother Shao has been tortured by you to the psychological shadow, facing your evil, charming, mad, noble and glamorous beauty face, Brother Shao really dare not press down!
Shao Bai was very distressed.If the hero confesses, how should he refuse?The refusal must be tactful, and it must not hurt the hero's face, otherwise it would be bad to blacken the person.Apart from being tactful, you must be firm, otherwise what should the male lead insist on and refuse to give up?
Alas, brother Shao is too handsome, too capable, too charming...
so distressed...
The smell of stewed chicken wafted out.
Shao Bai sniffed hard.After being on a hunger strike for six days, Brother Shao is almost starved to death!Let go, Brother Shao is going to eat meat!
Shao Bai struggled so hard that Qin Zhuang couldn't hold him, so he let go.
The stewed chicken with mushrooms is not edible yet, but the stewed chicken is ready.Shao Bai made two bowls, shared one from Qin Zhuang, squatted down, and devoured it hungrily.
At this time, a group of people rushed in from the yard.
Hey, are you a survivor from this village?Shao Bai took a look at the bowl, then turned around and continued eating.These people are pretty good at hiding. When he killed the zombies, he almost walked all over the village and didn't see any living people. Now they all came out after killing the zombies.
Qin Zhuang didn't even give those people a look, and ate his bowl of stew slowly.This idiot's craftsmanship still needs to be improved. The things he makes don't look good and don't taste very good.
There was a clear sound of swallowing saliva.
There is also a buzzing incomprehensible southern accent.
What's more, the smell on those people is really not very pleasant.Shao Bai suspected that he could smell the chemical fertilizer.Is this fermented after staying in a closed place for a long time?
Shao Bai rubbed his nose, unable to eat anymore.
Qin Zhuang had already put down the bowl.
Shao Bai missed the omnipotent Assistant An very much.In the past, this kind of situation was always caused by the assistant of Universal Security, what should we do now?Obviously, the hero can't be counted on.
Shao Bai put down the bowl, got up and made a pause gesture.
Those people quieted down and stood out with a beard.
Shao Bai sized up those people, and he became a little fussy.There are a total of 26 people, all young and strong, eighteen men, six women, no old people or children, and the women are all good-looking.
A village that was relatively intact and almost undamaged by external forces was actually left with only young adults, especially with such a population ratio.
Shao Bai didn't listen to what those people said, turned around and said to Qin Zhuang: "Brother, let's go!"
Qin Zhuang got up and left without looking at the pots and pans outside, leaving them all as garbage.
Shao Bai followed behind.
Someone wanted to stop him, Shao Bai threw a row of small ice skates at the person's feet, followed Qin Zhuang quickly away from the right and wrong place without stopping.
Far away from the village, Shao Bai looked back, sighed, and said, "It's hard to live."
Life is so hard.If he was still Shao Bai in his previous life, and faced with such an apocalypse, his life would be equally difficult!
Qin Zhuang gave Shao Bai a small backpack.
Open it, two grilled sausages, a box of milk, two cans of lunch meat, a few braised eggs, and several braised chicken legs.
Shao Bai's eyes lit up, and he ate as he walked.
Qin Zhuang ate a bigu pill, and when the others finished eating, he took out a Hummer, put some supplies in the car, and said, "It's less than a hundred miles away from the Tongxian base, and we'll arrive before dark."
Shao Bai nodded, opened the door and got in the car.
Qin Zhuang slammed the passenger door shut, and pointed to the way: "Go ahead and open the way."
Actually let Brother Shao run with the car!
Shao Bai Siyu looked at Qin Zhuang.Didn't I just eat garlic and didn't kiss you? Why don't the revenge come so fast and so fiercely!She's so fierce, she won't be able to get married!Brother male lead, you are such a ghost, does your loyal dog know?
Qin Zhuang released the big cock again.
As soon as the big cock came out, it pecked Shao Bai on the head first.
Shao Bai blocked it with ice cubes, and looked expectantly at the two fat and strong chicken thighs—is this the reward for opening the way? It's a must!
Qin Zhuang tugged at the rope around the chicken's neck and said, "I'll use it as a mount for you."
Shao Bai turned his head silently.Sword cultivator really has a character, and actually uses chickens as mounts for people--it's almost as good as a food reserve!Don't you gods like to use cranes as mounts? Even if there are no cranes, lions and tigers are fine. The worst thing is, don't you still have cows and donkeys?Why Brother Shao wants to ride a chicken!Wouldn't it be better to stew the mushrooms directly!
However, the male lead said he would be a mount, would he insist on eating it?
So, Shao Bai nodded, grabbed a handful of chicken feathers, climbed onto the back of the chicken, pulled the rope and sat down, and said, "Okay, you will be my mount from now on. What's your name? Let's call it chicken thigh. No Happy? How about calling it pork stewed vermicelli? Forget it, let’s call it chicken thigh. It’s easy to remember, nice to hear and delicious. Let me tell you, our uncle Fang’s stewed chicken leg is delicious..."
The chicken thighs flapped its wings and rushed forward.
Shao Bai was almost knocked off the ground, and grabbed a handful of chicken feathers before he could sit still.
In the Hummer behind, Qin Zhuang smiled.
Well, he wants to build a foundation.
Shao Bai put away the toothpaste and toothbrush, walked over, put his hands on Qin Zhuang's shoulders, compared the altitude difference, mourned the lost 1.9 meters, stood on tiptoe, opened his mouth, and took a breath.
Qin Zhuang pushed Shao Bai away abruptly, then grabbed him and pinched his face twice, and said grimly: "Don't eat garlic!"
Shao Bai said: "Garlic is anti-inflammatory and sterilizing, and it can also detoxify, so you must eat it."
Qin Zhuang put his hand on Shao Bai's neck.
Shao Bai quickly changed his words: "I won't eat, I won't eat, I won't eat today."
Alas, I also want to mix a small cucumber with a whole head of garlic in it...
Qin Zhuang: "You are not allowed to eat it in the future."
Shao Bai stretched his neck, looking death at home: "You'd better strangle me, can you still eat cold salad without garlic! You uneducated!"
Qin Zhuang: "..."
Shao Bai: "Brother Zhuangzhuang, I want to eat chicken thighs."
Qin Zhuang threw out a frozen chicken and a piece of frozen meat, and sat back on the chair.
Shao Bai carried the frozen broiler chicken that weighed no more than four or five catties, and felt a little disgusted: "The legs of this chicken are so small." How big are the legs of a big rooster, maybe tens of catties!The broiler chickens produced by this kind of feed are not tasty at all!
Qin Zhuang glanced at Shao Bai.
Shao Bai didn't dare to talk about it, so he chopped the chicken and meat, threw it into the pot, and started to stew.
After stewing, there was nothing to do, Shao Bai wanted to find a seat for himself.
Qin Zhuang pulled Shao Bai, pressed on his leg, and a piece of chewing gum was stuffed into it.
Shao Bai sat on someone's lap and chewed gum with a sullen face, while chewing, he pulled the black hand that was fumbling around in his clothes.Damn it, the male protagonist doesn't really like Brother Shao, does he?But the male lead, it's really not my brother's style to force you so strongly!Brother Shao is not very demanding, he just wants to find someone who is gentle, considerate, virtuous, a little more capable and self-reliant, preferably someone who can cook better than Uncle Shang, see how you fit!Brother Shao has been tortured by you to the psychological shadow, facing your evil, charming, mad, noble and glamorous beauty face, Brother Shao really dare not press down!
Shao Bai was very distressed.If the hero confesses, how should he refuse?The refusal must be tactful, and it must not hurt the hero's face, otherwise it would be bad to blacken the person.Apart from being tactful, you must be firm, otherwise what should the male lead insist on and refuse to give up?
Alas, brother Shao is too handsome, too capable, too charming...
so distressed...
The smell of stewed chicken wafted out.
Shao Bai sniffed hard.After being on a hunger strike for six days, Brother Shao is almost starved to death!Let go, Brother Shao is going to eat meat!
Shao Bai struggled so hard that Qin Zhuang couldn't hold him, so he let go.
The stewed chicken with mushrooms is not edible yet, but the stewed chicken is ready.Shao Bai made two bowls, shared one from Qin Zhuang, squatted down, and devoured it hungrily.
At this time, a group of people rushed in from the yard.
Hey, are you a survivor from this village?Shao Bai took a look at the bowl, then turned around and continued eating.These people are pretty good at hiding. When he killed the zombies, he almost walked all over the village and didn't see any living people. Now they all came out after killing the zombies.
Qin Zhuang didn't even give those people a look, and ate his bowl of stew slowly.This idiot's craftsmanship still needs to be improved. The things he makes don't look good and don't taste very good.
There was a clear sound of swallowing saliva.
There is also a buzzing incomprehensible southern accent.
What's more, the smell on those people is really not very pleasant.Shao Bai suspected that he could smell the chemical fertilizer.Is this fermented after staying in a closed place for a long time?
Shao Bai rubbed his nose, unable to eat anymore.
Qin Zhuang had already put down the bowl.
Shao Bai missed the omnipotent Assistant An very much.In the past, this kind of situation was always caused by the assistant of Universal Security, what should we do now?Obviously, the hero can't be counted on.
Shao Bai put down the bowl, got up and made a pause gesture.
Those people quieted down and stood out with a beard.
Shao Bai sized up those people, and he became a little fussy.There are a total of 26 people, all young and strong, eighteen men, six women, no old people or children, and the women are all good-looking.
A village that was relatively intact and almost undamaged by external forces was actually left with only young adults, especially with such a population ratio.
Shao Bai didn't listen to what those people said, turned around and said to Qin Zhuang: "Brother, let's go!"
Qin Zhuang got up and left without looking at the pots and pans outside, leaving them all as garbage.
Shao Bai followed behind.
Someone wanted to stop him, Shao Bai threw a row of small ice skates at the person's feet, followed Qin Zhuang quickly away from the right and wrong place without stopping.
Far away from the village, Shao Bai looked back, sighed, and said, "It's hard to live."
Life is so hard.If he was still Shao Bai in his previous life, and faced with such an apocalypse, his life would be equally difficult!
Qin Zhuang gave Shao Bai a small backpack.
Open it, two grilled sausages, a box of milk, two cans of lunch meat, a few braised eggs, and several braised chicken legs.
Shao Bai's eyes lit up, and he ate as he walked.
Qin Zhuang ate a bigu pill, and when the others finished eating, he took out a Hummer, put some supplies in the car, and said, "It's less than a hundred miles away from the Tongxian base, and we'll arrive before dark."
Shao Bai nodded, opened the door and got in the car.
Qin Zhuang slammed the passenger door shut, and pointed to the way: "Go ahead and open the way."
Actually let Brother Shao run with the car!
Shao Bai Siyu looked at Qin Zhuang.Didn't I just eat garlic and didn't kiss you? Why don't the revenge come so fast and so fiercely!She's so fierce, she won't be able to get married!Brother male lead, you are such a ghost, does your loyal dog know?
Qin Zhuang released the big cock again.
As soon as the big cock came out, it pecked Shao Bai on the head first.
Shao Bai blocked it with ice cubes, and looked expectantly at the two fat and strong chicken thighs—is this the reward for opening the way? It's a must!
Qin Zhuang tugged at the rope around the chicken's neck and said, "I'll use it as a mount for you."
Shao Bai turned his head silently.Sword cultivator really has a character, and actually uses chickens as mounts for people--it's almost as good as a food reserve!Don't you gods like to use cranes as mounts? Even if there are no cranes, lions and tigers are fine. The worst thing is, don't you still have cows and donkeys?Why Brother Shao wants to ride a chicken!Wouldn't it be better to stew the mushrooms directly!
However, the male lead said he would be a mount, would he insist on eating it?
So, Shao Bai nodded, grabbed a handful of chicken feathers, climbed onto the back of the chicken, pulled the rope and sat down, and said, "Okay, you will be my mount from now on. What's your name? Let's call it chicken thigh. No Happy? How about calling it pork stewed vermicelli? Forget it, let’s call it chicken thigh. It’s easy to remember, nice to hear and delicious. Let me tell you, our uncle Fang’s stewed chicken leg is delicious..."
The chicken thighs flapped its wings and rushed forward.
Shao Bai was almost knocked off the ground, and grabbed a handful of chicken feathers before he could sit still.
In the Hummer behind, Qin Zhuang smiled.
Well, he wants to build a foundation.
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