no attack no land

When the wind blew through her hair, Lu Lanqing stretched out her hand to fiddle with it, looked at Lai Xuchen who was sitting at the table shaking her feet slightly, smiled, and walked over.He raised his foot and kicked Lai Xuchen's calf, not very hard, as if he was dissatisfied with his shaking his foot.

"Why kick me? If I don't leave, I will eat here!" Lai Xuchen's reflex arc hadn't turned yet, and he made a gesture of hugging the table to spend the rest of his life together, causing Lu Lanqing to roll his eyes sideways, holding back smiling.

"No matter how much your feet shake, the table will shake with you."

"Don't look down on shaking your feet. Shaking your feet can relieve stress. It is a survival emergency ability inherited from human ancestors." Lai Xuchen stopped shaking his feet. , raise serotonin..."

Lu Lanqing dragged her cheek with one hand, and tapped on the table with one hand. After Lai Xuchen finished speaking, she replied: "Then have you ever heard that men are poor, women are cheap, trees are shaken and leaves fall, and people are shaken?" Fubo."

"No wonder I was poor and died early." Not only did Lai Xuchen fail to correct his mistakes, but he also felt that what Lu Lanqing said rhymed and made sense, which made him pat the table insincerely, approving incomparably.

Lu Lanqing sighed and rubbed her forehead, her childish face was unteachable.

After a while, the waiter brought up the snacks they ordered, and when he put down the snacks, he glanced at the two of them intentionally or unintentionally, as if to confirm their relationship.

"Lan Qing, let me ask you a question, can you form a new word with 'me', 'cow', 'eat', and 'grass'?" Lai Xuchen seemed to be bored, and turned on the deadly mode.Lu Lanqing thought for a while, then replied: "I eat grass cattle?"

Lai Xuchen shook his head and said, "No, the standard answer is 'cows eat grass'."

"What about me?" Lu Lanqing asked back, not understanding what kind of routine this was.

"You eat shit, hahaha..." After speaking, a burst of barbell-like laughter floated in the silent cold wind, which was especially weird.

"..." Lu Lanqing pursed her lips back, and the dimples appeared on her cheeks. Although she was speechless, she didn't feel angry, but rather amused.

"I'll ask you another question. You can't think about it. You have to answer it immediately, even if it takes more than three seconds. Do you dare to answer me?" Lai Xuchen inserted a small octopus ball and winked at Lu Lanqing while eating.

"You ask." Lu Lanqing said concisely.

"You say it ten times yourself first, and you can't miss a single word." Lu Lanqing looked at Lai Xuchen suspiciously, feeling that this was a trick, but she still wrenched her fingers and counted ten words.He just finished counting and looked up at Lai Xuchen, who quickly asked, "Is there any difference between you and a pig?"

"No." After finishing speaking, Lu Lanqing paused for a few seconds, pressed her forehead, closed her eyes and sighed.This is a normal brain circuit. I thought it was a trap, so I instinctively answered no, and it turned out that answering no was a trap.

"Again, it's Chinese New Year. My hometown has a pig and a donkey. Which one do you want to kill?"

"Kill them all!"

"No, only one can be killed."

"Pig."

"Yes, that's what the donkey said."

Lu Lanqing took a deep breath, let the cold air around her enter her body, calmed down, and then looked at Lai Xuchen with a bewildered smile: "Try playing with me again?"

"When will you give me back what you stole from me?" Lai Xuchen changed the subject and inserted the toothpick back into the meatball on the plate.

This time Lu Lanqing was a little confused, with a confused expression, and asked him: "I stole from you? What do you have that I should steal?"

"Yes." Lai Xuchen looked serious, then swallowed the small octopus balls in his mouth, put his hands together, put them in the position of his heart, and moved his heart to Lu Lanqing, "My heart."

Lu Lanqing reacted for a few seconds, but couldn't hold back, and smiled as she watched him.A little shy, but good looking.

"Lan Qing, there seems to be something in your eyes." Lai Xuchen leaned forward and looked into Lu Lanqing's eyes.The blue pupils are clear and transparent, like the most beautiful gems in the world.There, lay Lai Xuchen's entire world.

"Did the eyelashes fall in?"

"It's not the eyelashes, it's something else."

"Other things?" Lu Lanqing was afraid that something strange would fall into her eyes, so she quickly picked up the phone with the screen off, ready to take a picture.

Lai Xuchen pressed his hand and asked him to put down the phone. When he was a little confused, he raised the corners of his lips and smiled, and said, "You have me in your eyes."

"You have a deep routine." Lu Lanqing looked at him with a sweet smile.

"Then do you like it?" Lai Xuchen asked him with a smirk after taking a sip of the milk tea.Lu Lanqing didn't say she liked it or didn't like it, she just picked up a bamboo stick, inserted a piece of chicken chop, and ate it politely.

After a long time, Lu Lanqing raised her eyes, picked up the milk tea, looked at Lai Xuchen, and said, "It's just teasing me, I don't hate it."

"You say you like it, don't always add the word 'no' in front of the antonym. Be a human being, be honest, don't be awkward, just say it if you like it, and show it if you love it."

"puff--"

Lu Lanqing instinctively turned her face to the side and made a gesture of covering her mouth. Lai Xuchen's last words made her milk tea choke.

When Lai Xuchen saw Lu Lanqing spraying milk, he was stunned for two seconds, and then laughed like a barbell, "Lanqing, don't be so cute."

"If you say some nonsense again, I'll remove all the no characters in front of the antonym." Lu Lanqing took out a tissue, wiped the milk tea from the corner of her mouth, and gave Lai Xuchen a look that gave me enough.

Lai Xuchen put on a smiling face with the corners of his mouth down, which was a bit spoof.Then the two sat in the store, eating snacks and drinking milk tea, and were quiet for a while.After a while, Lai Xuchen stared at the mobile phone that Lu Lanqing was holding in his hand. After he was silent, he kept swiping his mobile phone, showing a weird smile from time to time.

Lai Xuchen has a good habit, that is, when he is with someone he cares about, he will not take out his phone to take a second look until it rings.As for Lu Lanqing, as long as he doesn't speak, he can keep his head down and swipe his phone to read hot news, investment and financial management, and what new movies and songs are available recently.Give him a mobile phone, he can know the affairs of the world, and he can ignore the people who are close at hand.

"Lan Qing?" Lai Xuchen took a sip of milk tea, moved his cheeks, chewed on the chicken chop, and stared straight at Lu Lanqing who lowered his head and pressed the screen.

Lu Lanqing didn't raise her eyes, she pressed her phone and answered casually, "Huh?"

"Lan Qing?"

This time, Lu Lanqing didn't answer him directly, looked at the phone screen and sneered slightly, and typed to reply to other people's messages.Lai Xuchen frowned, it was rare for him to show such a sweet smile.So, at that moment, his mind was full of thoughts, did Lu Lanqing cheat?Did you get along with someone else?

"Hey, Lu Lanqing, are you reading a joke?" Probably because there were too many things in his head, Lai Xuchen's tone changed a bit, he squinted his eyes slightly, looking for clues from Lu Lanqing's smile.

Lu Lanqing raised his head, the smile on his face hadn't disappeared yet, he shook his head and said, "No."

While speaking, the phone vibrated, and just as Lu Lanqing was about to look down at the message, Lai Xuchen reached out and grabbed it.The mobile phone passed into his hand, and he turned his back to read the chat records.

A WeChat contact named Chiara was sending Lu Lanqing some emoticons and love. It was nothing at all, but Lai Xuchen saw that Lu Lanqing also responded with some memes, so he quickly glanced at the previous records——