In the name of father

Since the last time Xiao Mo was left alone at school, causing him to drench and return home miserably, the Xiao family twins seemed to restrain themselves a lot in the next few days—for example, at least during meal time, when a man When his buttocks sat on the edge of the table, besides Xiao Yan would look at him with that strange, covetous look, at least he would not drop plates and bowls during the meal... This surprised Xiao Mo somewhat, but in After the accident, he quickly began to enjoy this rare peace with peace of mind.

In fact, after getting angry about the rain incident last time, Xiao Mo felt that it was alright—children with the second stroke also have human rights.

Anyway, what the two brats did didn't cause him as much harm as others thought.

After all, he had just become "Xiao Mo". For men, Xiao Yan and Xiao Yan can at best be regarded as cohabiting kids with subtle emotions. In fact, Xiao Mo himself did not raise himself to " At the level of "being a father" - all the previous actions, in his opinion, are just a matter of effort.

Call me Red Scarf.

At this moment, Xiao Mo was lazily leaning on the sofa in Xiao's mansion, absently flipping through the thick stack of documents in his hand with his slender fingertips.With his eyes lowered, the man seemed to be seriously considering whether the hardware facilities of the school introduced in the information in his hand were better than the school he went to. In fact, only Xiao Mo knew, and in his mind he thought Yes, only one thing -

Today's milk tea seems a bit too sweet, could it be that Yunma put an extra piece of sugar in her hands?

Xiao Mo felt that the sweetness of this milk tea gave her a headache...

Uh, of course, there are some other reasons... Because the harsh words have been put down, almost in the early morning of the second day after Xiao Mo fought with his classmates, Xiao Qi put the student status materials of the Xiao family twins in the bed before going to sleep. Xiao Mo woke up, and the twins of the Xiao family formally took a short break from school from that day until Xiao Mo found a new school for them to continue studying.

And it seems to be a matter of urgency.

The school can't be too good or too noble, lest Xiao Yan enter the school and put on the stinky virtue of "I'm the boss, who am I afraid of?"; If you want to "give your son to a more responsible" school, if you just find a school that is not as good as St. Peter's and stuff the two demon kings of the Xiao family into it, no matter how you look at it, it will be a painful act of shooting yourself in the foot.

"..." Sighing deeply, Xiao Mo raised his milk tea cup and lifted his eyelids. Not far away from him, there was a gun coming from Xiao Yan's PSP who was lying on the sofa like a young master. People who are making a lot of noise from hitting can't concentrate at all——

This kid and the two nest at home every day, eat and sleep, eat and sleep, they are raised like pigs, and their faces are ruddy.

Obviously it was you who caused the trouble, but in the end it was you who wanted to hang yourself, but you and me—why are you so happy and unburdened?Xiao Mo frowned, and was about to ask this cheap son to turn off his voice when Mama Yun came out of the kitchen with a small plate of freshly baked pastries.

Xiao Mo took a look and found that it was the kind of handmade mung bean cake he liked, so he picked it up while it was hot and took a small bite, the delicate sweetness mixed with the fragrance of bean paste, and there was some red bean paste in the center of the mung bean cake for serving The hot milk tea in hand is just the right rhythm for afternoon tea.

Xiao Mo finished eating a piece with a blank expression, then picked up a piece and handed it to the cheap son who was lying on the sofa, the latter stared at the PSP screen without looking at it and opened his mouth to take it, taking it for granted. He even muttered in distaste habitually: "It's so sweet, did you beat the candy seller to death at the street?"

Xiao Mo: "..."

Damn, brat.

Xiao Mo squinted at him, ignoring him, and ate it up while disliking the pastry for being too sweet. He used a delicate small plate to divide a few pieces of pastry and put them aside, and said while moving, "Take Send these to the young master..." As he spoke, Xiao Mo suddenly felt that something was wrong, as if he hadn't seen that iceberg-like brat since breakfast, he paused, then raised his head and asked, standing aside The cook said, "Mother Yun, where is the young master?"

"Master, the young master has been studying in the room after breakfast." As if guessing what Xiao Mo wanted to ask, the cook immediately answered, and suddenly thought of some details, she paused and looked back at the table. The big clock on the wall was pointing to 01:30 in the afternoon, so he said, "This time may also be a lunch break."

Xiao Mo nodded, and was about to say something when he heard Xiao Yan behind him say coolly, "Mother Yun knows your son better than you do."

Xiao Mo: "..."

You talk a lot.

Xiao Mo threw a reassuring look at Yunma, who was full of embarrassment, but at this moment, he heard the sound of Xiao Yan turning over and sitting up behind him, turned his head subconsciously, and saw his cheap left guardian son sitting cross-legged on the sofa Without raising his head, he said, "Old man, you don't seem to have gone out for the past few days."

"En?" Xiao Mo pricked up his ears, subconsciously feeling that this kid couldn't possibly care about him.

Sure enough, the next second I heard Xiao Yan sneer like a hooligan: "I just hooked up with Qin Lang, don't I need to go out on a date to stabilize my relationship?"

Xiao Mo: "... Isn't the person who resolutely opposed your father and me being with Mr. Qin that night called Xiao Yan?"

"Oh, actually I don't have any objections." Xiao Yan's eyes were fixed on the PSP in his hand, "Anyway, I just feel that Xiao Qi is a bit pitiful, because you stepped on two boats or something..."

Step on the legs of your second grandpa and grandma, brat!Fantasizing about your dad having sex with someone (male) family (person) all day long, are you really all right?

The corners of Xiao Mo's lips twitched, but on the surface, he glanced at him as if he didn't understand what Xiao Yan was saying, and then snatched the PSP from his hand without warning!

When his hands were empty, Xiao Yan was stunned for a moment—the hanging action of holding the game console was very joyful in Xiao Mo's opinion, but it was only a momentary thing, and the next second, Xiao Yan suddenly jumped from the sofa He got up, raised his eyebrows and sneered: "Old man, I haven't bothered you for a few days, are you feeling uncomfortable all over—"

Before he could finish speaking, he was hit hard on the forehead.

A rough boxer in his previous life, Xiao Mo has always been used to his hands being indifferent, so he slapped a red mark on Xiao Yan's forehead with a slap!

The young master of the Xiao family took a deep breath, his eyes instantly stared like a cow, as if he was ready to chop up Xiao Mo and swallow it in one gulp at any time——

"What are you staring at?" Xiao Mo ignored him, sat back on the sofa and drank his cup of milk tea that was too sweet, and raised his thin and pale jaw arrogantly, "Go, get your brother down, you guys The school has to be finalized before the midterm exams of each school, and then you can keep up with the progress."

At this time, Xiao Yan's expression was as if he had heard the funniest joke of this century - Xiao Yan had never kept up with the school's progress, and the school had never kept up with Xiao Yan's progress.

So the man's words are like nonsense to him.

However, after showing a mocking expression in an instant, Xiao Yan quickly restrained it. At this moment, the expression on the face of the young master of the Xiao family can make people know that this guy is full of evil intentions, Xiao Mo Glancing at him vigilantly, the smile on Xiao Yan's face became brighter and brighter—for the first time, he nodded in cooperation rarely, and really went upstairs to find Xiao Yan according to Xiao Mo's intention.

"—You don't think 'wait until my brother comes down to clean you'?"

The cool voice coming from behind made Xiao Yan startled and even staggered. He turned his head and looked at Xiao Mo with the eyes of "How could I be seen through by you as smart as I am? It's a mistake". Until Xiao Duan sat on the sofa and gave the brat an inscrutable smile——

You brat, fight with me!

Xiao Yan thumped, still walked away as if stepping on a landmine with every step, Xiao Mo sat on the sofa, without turning his head, only heard knocking on the door from upstairs—the sound of the door opening—the sound of closing the door— —the sound of the door opening.

Ten seconds later, Xiao Yan reappeared on the side of the stairs. The bear child kicked, tapped, and thumped down the stairs with his slippers on. Behind him was a king walking silently. Xiao Yan, who drove to Fan'er, seemed to feel the gaze from the sofa when he was halfway up the stairs. Xiao Yan paused, raised his head and glanced coldly at Xiao Mo who was sitting on the sofa.

Xiao Mo shivered for a moment from the lack of affection and warmth in his gaze, and honestly retracted his gaze.

One minute later, the Xiao family father and son sat by the coffee table.

In front of them are countless copies of school materials in K city, and even some from abroad.

Xiao Yan sat on the soft carpet, very calmly lifted up the documents placed in front of him and glanced at them for a few moments. Under Xiao Mo's expectant gaze, the amber pupils of the eldest young master of the Xiao family were always He was so calm that there was no emotion at all. From the beginning to the end, he simply watched, and then casually threw a piece of information aside——

Some of them didn't even look carefully, just glanced at the name of the school and threw it away.

Curiously, Xiao Mo picked up those schools that had been directly passed and looked at them, only to find that those schools had one thing in common: they were all foreign elementary schools.

Don't kids nowadays like to go abroad to play?Freedom without a father or a mother... Xiao Mo thought for a while, and felt that his cheap son's thoughts were a bit unorthodox, so he turned his head and asked Xiao Yan who was sitting on his right: "Why, don't you want to go abroad?"

"Just returned to China, what country did you go to?" Xiao Yan seemed to glance at him inexplicably, "The quality of teaching abroad is not necessarily better than that in China. I have also learned what I should learn English, and there is no other language I want to learn for the time being."

Xiao Mo: "..."

The words "teaching quality" sound fucking weird coming out of the mouth of an 11-year-old kid, and, I'm just asking, boy, the answer could even be "yes dad" or "no There is absolutely no need for a model that is suitable and fits your identity... to make it so high-end.

If you are like this, being a father means that your IQ is a bit behind.

Maybe Dad will feel inferior, dear.

Just as Xiao Mo's egg was hurting, Xiao Yan took out a copy from among the many materials and threw it in front of Xiao Mo. Xiao Mo looked down curiously, then raised his head, and looked at it with the eyes of a strange creature. His right guardian son: "K City Ninth Middle School, son, this seems to be a junior high school?"

"Just study this." Xiao Yan didn't move his eyebrows, "It's okay to skip a grade, I don't want to continue to elementary school, it's boring."

Xiao Mo: "..."

Jumping a grade is like buying Chinese cabbage-this "conversation mode between me and genius" is really heartfelt...not enjoyable.

"I have read the content of the first grade in advance. I remember that if you pass the entrance examination for skipping grades, if you score more than [-] points, you should be fine, so after completing the procedures, the rest should be fine." Xiao Yan raised his eyelids and glanced at Xiao Mo. , as if to say "if you can't handle the formalities, what's the use of you".

"You skip a grade, okay." Xiao Mo nodded solemnly, then raised his hand, pointing to Xiao Yan who was lying on the table on his left and yawning desperately, "What about him?"

Xiao Yan stopped in the middle of his yawns, turned his head, and looked at his father in displeasure: "What's wrong with me?"

Xiao Mo said blankly: "Your brother is going to junior high school."

"Oh," Xiao Yan replied blankly, "Then I'll go too."

"Go to hell!" Xiao Mo's headache was splitting instantly with the bear child's face of being taken for granted, "Are you going to open the door to the new world? - When you get there, you will find that although the teachers all speak Chinese But unfortunately you don't understand a single word!"

"What?" Xiao Yan sat up straight, his amber pupils, which were exactly the same as his brother's, became serious, staring fixedly at the black-haired man in front of him, and then, he narrowed his eyes slightly, speaking in an extremely dangerous tone Say, "Old man, do you despise me?"

Yes, I just look down on you, why don't you come and bite me!The idiot who scored [-] points in the English test jumped a hairy grade!Resisting the urge to spit on the stinky child in front of him, Xiao Mo calmly raised his hand and pinched his earlobe, and said lightly: "To tell you the truth, I was thinking about whether to take advantage of it just a second ago. You might as well go through fourth grade all over again in the absence of a transfer."

Primary schools in China start learning English from the fourth grade.

Maybe this stinky kid can find a little sense of superiority because he can read "ABC" before other friends, and at least he can regain some morals that he lost in English.

Xiao Yan gasped, looking almost mad: "You want me to repeat a grade?!"

"Whoever made you grow a body that deserves to be repeated."

"Stinky old man! You—"

"You can go to the primary school affiliated to No. [-] Middle School, so you can continue to see your brother every day, ha ha."

Inexplicably, Xiao Yan's small face twitched violently when he was dunked into "brother love plot". His face was green, and he almost squeezed out from between his teeth: "Old man, you are courting death!"

Xiao Mo didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, and now finally resolved the only troublesome thing these two days. At this moment, the man's mood was simply not too good, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he quickly cleaned up the materials that had been thrown all over the floor in front of him.But at this moment, Xiao Qi, who had come back from the outside and stood silently behind the man, wanted to come up to help when he saw this——

But when he just took a step forward, Xiao Yan, who was sitting on the edge of the coffee table, gave him a casual look and stopped him in place.

Xiao Yan withdrew his gaze, as if the glance just now was completely unintentional, but at this moment, his gaze stayed on the black-haired man with an obvious smile on his face, and suddenly his eyes were expressionless. "I can postpone my class for a week."

"En?" Xiao Mo smiled.

"A week later, Xiao Yan will take the entrance exam with me." Xiao Yan stood up, and said in a declarative tone, "If he can't pass, he will go to primary school again."

"..." Xiao Mo glanced at Xiao Yan blankly, "What's the difference? Anyway, I still want to go to elementary school in the end."

Xiao Yan: "What do you mean! Old man, do you think I'm an idiot?!"

Xiao Mo: "...a person who scored [-] points in the elementary school English test has no qualifications to prevent others from doubting your IQ."