Hou Xiaowei is a good person, that's for sure, the people around him are considered friendly to him, and the main ones who want to bully him are basically settled by him with physical attacks.And he because he recently discovered that all women over 40 care for him in a maternal way.Yes, that's right, 40 years old is a feng shui ridge.Those below that basically drifted away after less than a month of contact. Even if there were people called friends, they were basically a group of female men whose gender was so vague that they could only be distinguished from their ID cards.There are also some even weirder girls who spare no effort to instill in him some weird ideas about how one can fall in love even if the gender is different.

So in other words, he is a good guy who has been completely forgotten by (heterosexual) Cupid.

However, this does not mean that he really cannot get the warmth from women. In fact, women over the age of 40 will introduce girls to him from time to time, but I don’t know why, every time it is the girl’s unilateral proposal Break up or reject.As a result, even those aunts felt that maybe there was something wrong with this child.

Therefore, such a burdensome and hopeless task as making a girlfriend can only save the country by curve.Start with fellowships and parties, for example.But Hou Xiaowei is a person who doesn't like to talk too much. In many cases, he doesn't talk because he has nothing to say. In addition to his poker face that rarely smiles, others think why this guy has a stinky face all day long. Where is the face?

But he still got a rare sorority meeting with friends in the same city from Zhou Jue. It is said that the pairing rate reached 90.00%.

That day, for the once-in-a-lifetime time, he put on a little vest in addition to a T-shirt he dug out from a pile of messy lichen.

He patted his face, and made a cheering gesture for himself as if he was attending a job fair.This was the beginning of Hou Xiaowei, Comrade Shouhou's first group dating meeting. I don't know how long it has passed. Whenever he thinks back to this experience, he has a feeling like he has sliced ​​an onion.

Skinny Monkey quickly found the meeting place, but he was also a little surprised. It was a remote building on the edge of the business district, and it looked like it was about to close down. Many shops were closed, even the shutter doors Also half pulled.What concerned him the most was that there were still many discarded wreaths and white cloths beside the gate, which made him think of a person's voice and smile, and behind him were several people who looked like curses. A ghost boy like a child, and then pulled his trousers to tell him to call his mother, he shuddered, and immediately dismissed the terrifying connection.

The thin monkey had no choice but to bend over and try to get in, just as he was going under the curtain.Suddenly someone slapped him on the back.The thin monkey's head almost hit the curtain, he looked back and found a very fashionable man standing behind him.

The man showed his white teeth with a smile, and said, "What are you doing here?"

The thin monkey scratched his head and got out again, saying, "I'm here to attend the party."

The trendy man laughed even more happily. He patted the thin monkey on the shoulder. The thin monkey felt that this looked like a hemp rope, but his strength was surprisingly strong, and he pushed his whole body down: "That's right. , I happened to be waiting for someone outside, you are new here, you can’t find it for the first time, come, I will take you away.”

The thin monkey touched his shoulder and said, "Thank you."

Slender Monkey followed the trendy man to a small alley, and the trendy man pointed his thumb at a small door on the side. It was hard to see what it was for from the outside, but there was a sign on the signboard. The handwritten teahouse is twisted and crooked, and the first few words have been worn out and can't be read clearly.

Skinny Monkey was a little confused, how could such a store be a teahouse?Such a teahouse is actually a place where thousands of pure gold gather?For the first time, he had the urge to go back home, but before he could react, he was dragged into the store by the trendy man.

But after entering, he found that the interior of this teahouse was not bad, the lighting was not too dim, and the surrounding decorations were a bit retro, which seemed to be in the Chinese style.Obviously because of this storefront, the business is very slow.There were no customers at the bar at the door.

The trendy man knocked on the bar, and a man walked out from the secret door. This young man in a white Tang suit looked a bit serious.The trendy man said: "The friends at the party are also here to participate in the fellowship. Say hello and lead the way. I have to pick people up."

The man greeted the thin monkey politely.Then lead him into the box area behind the teahouse.There is a not very long passage here, and the passage is full of photos, all of which are pictures of mountains, rivers and waters.There are such arrangements in many restaurants and teahouses.

Indeed, it looks quite exquisitely decorated, and behind it is a very retro bamboo mat curtain. The waiter opened a corner of the curtain and said to the thin monkey: "There are still a few people who are not here yet. You can sit down first, and you can find interested friends first." Let's chat."

Thin Monkey thanked him politely, and he felt a little bit in the mood. How could such an efficient gathering be like an ordinary blind date party?Such an inconspicuous store has a good style inside. This kind of party that does not make superficial efforts but is full of mystery can have such an efficient success rate.

The thin monkey nodded reassuringly, tidied his hair, and entered the box full of competition.

The private room was arranged with straw mats, and everyone sat around a large table.There were refreshments and an incense burner on the table, and the people inside were all sitting cross-legged. Although they were all young people, the layout and style were a little out of place.As soon as he came in, the people who were chatting stopped talking and all looked at him.Thin Monkey felt that he was being looked at by these people like a commodity at that moment.Even my back felt a little numb.

At this moment, Thin Monkey sees an unexpected person: Ye Wei.

Ye Wei was still holding a teacup with a smile on his face, and nodded slightly towards the thin monkey.

Shouhou opened his eyes wide and couldn't find anything to say for a while, but Ye Wei greeted him first, "Brother Shouhou, you're here too."

The thin monkey was still stunned at the door, and a girl next to Ye Wei immediately said: "So you are the young master's friend, so sit down quickly."

A few people around looked at the thin monkey and whispered. Ye Wei pointed to the empty seat next to him, and the thin monkey coughed and sat down.

After he sat down, Ye Wei made him a bowl of tea with ease, and stopped talking.

A girl wearing a tube top and ultra-short denim dress sitting on the side smiled and said, "Young master is too biased. We are also friends. Why didn't you see that you made tea for us girls?"

The hand of the thin monkey holding the saucer was trembling, and he backed off for the second time. Ye Wei smiled, but did not make any other movements, and said calmly: "He is special to me. Please, my subordinates Forgive me."

The thin monkey was sweating profusely in the air-conditioned private room.He gave Ye Wei a blank look, and Ye Wei spread his hands innocently.The girl raised her eyebrows and cast a sharp glance at the thin monkey. He only felt his heart shrink slightly, as if his soul had been hooked.He approached Ye Wei and said, "Why did you come here? You are not..."

Ye Wei still drank the tea from the teacup, and said, "What am I not?"

The thin monkey was embarrassed to say so, he took a sip of tea, and finally said: "It's hard to find a partner in the funeral industry, and you're here for a blind date?"

Ye Wei paused slightly while holding the tea, he laughed very slightly, and said, "It's not easy to find, my request is a bit special. If there is no way to meet it, there is no point in getting married."

The thin monkey twitched his eyes and thought: Do you have any more requests?Can that girl bear a cold pervert lying next to her?From time to time, little ghosts would come out to pinch her legs?

Ye Wei gave him a meaningful look and added, "You fit my requirements very well."

The thin monkey clenched its fists and rattled, Ye Wei quickly shut up knowingly.

At this moment, the curtain was opened again, and the trendy man from before walked in. Behind him was a young man who was very beautiful, but he couldn't tell the difference between male and female, and behind him was a very tall man.The three of them also took their seats together.All the seats were filled with people.

So the half-male man said, "Sorry, I'm late."

Hearing the voice, it was obviously a man. The thin monkey didn't speak, and was still sitting beside Ye Wei.Ye Wei made tea for himself and the thin monkey from time to time.Thin Monkey found that although it was a party here, no one looked relaxed. Instead, they seemed to be afraid of something, but pretended to be relaxed.Everyone is constantly looking at everyone else.There wasn't any dialogue, and there was only very low-pitched conversation.

Finally, the trendy man cleared his throat and said: "Then it's still the old rules, because there are newcomers. Let's introduce ourselves, but don't say your real name, follow the order, the old man takes the lead first."

The girl in the tube top changed her previous chat and smile, and said with a sullen face: "Is there any need for an introduction? Don't forget that the purpose of our coming here is no longer a party."

The trendy man said awkwardly: "Fox beauty, the rules are still the rules. After all, there are newcomers coming. I will come first. I am a lama and I am also the leader of this party. By the way, our rules here are that the first is not to spy on the other party. You can’t ask for your real name. You must agree to it on both sides, and you can’t force it.”

The thin monkey quietly pulled Ye Wei's sleeve and said, "What the hell is this? Why are you here?"

Ye Wei didn't look at the thin monkey, but replied in a low voice: "It's all here, it's always right to follow the rules. But for your own good, I think you'd better talk less."

The next one was the charming girl with a tube top. She sneered and said, "Well, according to the rules, my name is Humei, and this is the third time I have participated."

There is also an unremarkable little girl next to her, she looks very petite and shy, she has the feeling of a very small and fresh Mori girl, she hardly spoke much in the previous interaction, she blushed and nodded: "My name is Bi Fang , is also the first time to participate.”

Beside Bi Fang is a man with what appears to be a strange tattoo on his arm.He said, "My name is Xie. This is my second time participating."

Then it was the turn of the hermaphrodite, he smiled and sipped his tea and said, "My name is Wudu, and I participated for the third time."

Finally, the strong man next to Wudu said, "My name is Bai Qi, this is the first time."

Then came Ye Wei. Ye Wei put down the tea bowl and said with a smile: "My name is Young Master. This is the third time. The one next to me is my friend named Shouhou. It's the first time."

Thin Monkey found out that Ye Wei had already introduced him, and he didn't know what to say, so the first opportunity to perform was over.

The thin monkey glanced at Ye Wei resentfully, but the people around him cast strange glances at him.Among these unclear eyes, some thin-eyed monkeys keenly sensed a hint of danger.It seemed that they were guarding against something, at first Thin Monkey thought they were guarding against himself, but after a long time, he felt that these people seemed to be waiting for something.

And the strangest thing is that there are four white candles lit in the four corners of them, everyone will look at the candles from time to time, as long as they burn out, someone will immediately replace it with a new one.

Thin Monkey felt that the party gave him an indescribably weird feeling from the moment he came in.

The lama laughed dryly and said, "This is our last meeting, and it's also our last chance. If we can't find that person again...it's not just a matter of face."

The thin monkey is confused this time, what's the matter of face?Find someone?This is the blind date of that door, he looked sideways at Ye Wei, although Ye Wei was drinking tea with a smile, but the corner of his eyes was on the thin monkey, implying that he should not talk too much.

The thin monkey couldn't figure it out for a while, but he knew that this party would definitely not achieve his expected goal, so it was tantamount to coming in vain.All the people here didn't ask their real names, and they didn't see that person take out their mobile phone to exchange numbers. They just sat silently drinking tea, and then chatted a few words in a low voice.Occasionally dipped in tea, wrote some incomprehensible things with water on the table, and in other cases it was a silent two-way conversation.Of course, as long as Ye Wei is around, the thin monkey feels that even if he meets him on the road, he will have the illusion that he didn't read the almanac when he went out that day.

During this period, no one came to talk to Shouhou, but the girl named Humei whispered to Ye Wei from time to time.Ye Wei still had a mask-like smirk, and the thin monkey felt that Ye Wei was the same as when he first saw him at the train station.Although humble and polite, there was an indescribable dead air.

Finally someone tugged on Shouhou's sleeve, and the girl who claimed to be Bi Fang was already sitting beside him, Shouhou sat upright as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

The girl stretched out her hand to touch the thin monkey's hand, but Ye Wei who was on the other side of him blocked it calmly.

The girl moved back to her seat.Thin Monkey looked like what are you doing, but Ye Wei sneered from the corner of his mouth.It's like mocking the thin monkey for not understanding anything.

That non-toxic gaze was always looking at Ye Wei.He said: "By the way, the people who came today seem to be a little different? Lama, did you find all the people?"

Although the lama was smiling all the time, the thin monkey felt that his smile was also very creepy, and his intuition told him that everyone in this party was wary of something.

The lama said: "People here are all introduced by friends, there is nothing wrong with it. Do you have any worries about non-toxic?"

Wudu snorted, took a sip of tea and did not continue the topic, the strong man next to him whispered a few words in his ear, then Wudu stood up and said, "I'll go to the bathroom first."

As soon as he stood up, the man named Bai Qi immediately followed.

At this time, Ye Wei pulled the thin monkey, and the thin monkey turned his head. Ye Wei smiled and said, "It seems that Wudu has found a powerful role."

The thin monkey was so confused by what he said, he asked in a low voice: "This is not a blind date party at all, what the hell is it?"

Ye Wei also lowered his voice and leaned closer to his ear and said, "It's a blind date party, just for the dead. This is a spiritual meeting."

The thin monkey's hand holding the tea bowl was shaking, and the thin monkey's voice became even lower: "Then...all the people here are dead?"

Ye Wei took a sip of tea and was about to speak when Humei beside him said, "Of course not, do I look like a dead person?"

Hu Mei narrowed her eyes and said, "Could it be that the one you brought, young master, is an 'outsider'?"

Ye Wei smiled slightly, but didn't answer, which made the role of Shouhou very mysterious, even Humei didn't dare to be careless.

Humei giggled even more prettily, and said, "Don't worry, I don't dare to attack young master and your people, but this little brother really doesn't know anything? Then let me explain to you. He Do you know what happened to us?"

The thin monkey asked: "I've also heard about Yin, why are there still superstitious activities in the city? And what happened to you?"

Hu Mei glanced at Ye Wei in disbelief and said, "Master, are you sure he is your friend? Why do I feel that there is a dimensional wall between you. He doesn't understand at all. Did you bring him here..."

Ye Wei still smiled and said, "It's more interesting because he doesn't understand. And today he is here to help."

Hu Mei had an expression on her face, what can a layman do to help,

The thin monkey lowered his voice and continued, "What are you up to? I'm here to attend the party."

Ye Wei handed him an orange very politely and said: "I need you to do something for me. You don't need to know, but you will fulfill my expectations. Don't worry, my vision will not be wrong, but I didn't expect it to be non-toxic. It’s becoming more and more interesting to find a powerful character.”

Hu Mei said: "The non-poison is also because of You..." She glanced at the people around her and said, "However, if we can't catch that person, we have no recourse. Maybe the next one will be the next one." It's our time."

Ye Wei laughed and said softly, "Is there no trick? Don't forget that each of us is suspect. Since you want to play with fire, don't be afraid to play with fire."

Just when Humei was about to continue talking, the shutter was pulled open for the third time, but this time no one came in.The curtain was thrown open just like that.At the same time, the candles in the four corners were extinguished at the same time, Ye Wei put down the tea bowl, and no one was talking. The lama who was the host showed a nervous expression for the first time and said, "It's finally here..."

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