[Qing Chuan] I really want to live another 500 years

Live well No.60 Nine Steps, don’t tell me about your crap, if you talk too much, you have to silence it, probably because God can’t see the scum of Carrot Nine, so he punished him slightly to make him understand I really can't get too excited about the true meaning of the world.

No matter how beautiful Yinzhen's vision for the future of diet pills and toffee is, diet pills and toffee are only things that can only make the first money at this stage.Since he is only willing to position things on the tall, it is destined that his customer base will not be particularly large.But how many people are there in the aristocratic circle of the capital? After Yinzuo and Yinzhen made the first money crazily, their subsequent sales volume dropped obviously. severe cold.

"You are really suitable for singing, do you know that?" Yinzuo comforted his partner in this way.In his opinion, the speed of making money at this stage is not too slow. Compared with many princes who have not yet generated income, they can't ask for more.

Toffee is a toy, and those who take the high-end route dare to sell toys that are more cruel than the lucky money given by the elders. How can they be bought over and over again, and there is no such thing as a spoiled child in the family.Weight-loss pills are even more time-consuming stuff. Why don’t you just continue to buy the one you just bought before you finish eating it?The most important thing is that the communication of the Qing Dynasty still basically relies on letters and newspapers, how fast can it spread?If diet pills and toffee want to become popular all over the country, or even the whole world, you need to wait patiently.

Yinzuo is actually quite satisfied with the current situation, especially now that the concubine, Dafujin and Sifujin are pregnant successively, there are rumors outside that this is what Yinzuo has here, and Yinzuo is thinking about waiting for a while , their health products can be available in advance.

Of course, the health of the princess and the others was indeed taken care of by Yinzuo in private. He is such a good person who does good deeds and doesn't like to leave a name! 【Hey, but it's obvious that the steep and thin Master Jiu is not that patient when it's his first time doing business.

Ordinary people will become irritable and make many mistakes when they are impatient. Carrot Nine is special. He is still dealing with the business of diet pills and toffee in a steady manner, but he starts to think day and night about the business that will bring in faster money.

Yin Zuo has been tortured by his ninth younger brother, almost going crazy: "If you want to get rich overnight, you might as well grab it."

Yinzhen rode on the docile pony, and walked side by side with Yinzuo in the man-made hunting ground in Nanyuan: "It's not rare for me to grab something."

At the beginning of November, Kangxi came to Nanyuan for a military parade. Since the Yuan Dynasty, this place has been the place where the royal army practiced and practiced martial arts.Nanyuan is very large. Apart from a part of military training, part of it serves as a royal garden. Many seemingly wild birds and animals are artificially raised, waiting for Kangxi and his princes to play hunting games at any time.

When Kangxi was busy with the military parade, Yinzuo, Yinzhen and others came to walk their horses in idleness.

"Then go to gamble, the money will come soon." Yinzuo continued to perfunctory Yinzhen without even hiding it.

"The speed of getting money is not slow. Besides, I am a good citizen, and I don't open gambling houses." Yinzhen gave his sixth brother a lazy smile, and did not forget to look at the court ladies not far away who came to watch him quietly. If you raise your eyebrows, you can't attract more bees and butterflies.

"You give me a little bit of moderation." Yinzuo felt that Yinzhen was like a nouveau riche who got rich overnight, but he vigorously swayed the charm that he had no conditions to show before, and kept teasing cats and dogs, but he didn't care. Ken An Ansheng talked about a love affair with a court lady who might be beaten by Kangxi. 【Hey, "Sixth brother, don't spoil the fun. I know you and fourth brother are brothers from the same mother, but can you stop being so prudish?"

"Fake prudence? I can't see you being such an idiot." Yinzuo said disdainfully, and then thought in his heart, he couldn't figure it out, he was four years older than Xiaojiu, why didn't the maid think about it How about following him for a period of unrivaled romance? !This is not scientific at all!He is not jealous that his charm is inferior to that of his younger brother!

"You are really blind to your face." Master Gu commented, "It's still this transparent temperament."

"After all these years, I have already learned the art, shouldn't you just disappear like Zuowei in the game soul?!" Yinzuo glared at his master, and the question of falling in love was a part of his heart. A thorn, he doesn't necessarily have to have a lover or something, but under the background that everyone wants to marry the prince, he is the iron hat king but no one cares about him, it's pitiful, okay? !

Lord Gu looked at his stupid apprentice who was still ignorant even though he had grown up, and shook his head helplessly. He must have eaten up the past years, why he still looks like a child, and he doesn't understand such a simple truth.

It's not that Yin Zuo is not attractive enough, nor is his title and worth not attractive, in fact, it's because he has too many things that people dare not approach him.Simply put, it is the flower of Gaoling, which can only be seen from a distance and not played with.If Yinzhen is like a public lover who might be able to have a sex as long as he spends money to seduce, then Yinzuo is basically Yunwen Yunwu, proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but it is definitely not his turn to eat it in his mouth Naturally, the attitude towards lovers and male gods is different.

Moreover, there are two lovers like Kangxi and Shunzhi who are crazy about their sons, and brothers like Yinreng and Yinzhen who are controlled by brothers and brothers. Who dares to throw their lives on Yin Zuo? It will be blasted to the rhythm of slag, okay?

Another Christmas, Charlie sent Yinzuo a "small" gift from France.

"To be honest, I don't like these Frenchmen at all, but for my faith, I am willing to ignore the dissatisfaction in my heart, and come to the other side of the English Channel, and those who don't know what is reserved and reserved beauty at all The French couldn't have had a worse Christmas.

I heard that you lack entertainment in life, so I present you the most popular song and dance troupe in France, hoping they can make you happy.But remember, don't shoot the male actors, they are not clean, you know, the French disease, love disease, or syphilis, whatever you call it, this disease is very common in the French, I I hope you can love your body enough.

I offer you all my allegiance,

my faith. "

Looking at Charlie's letter, Yinzuo always wondered if he had prepared a stack of parchments ending with "My Faith" for him in advance, and then he only needed to fill in the contents of the letter and send it to He is OK.

——This is too lazy!

With the successful maiden voyage of the ship using N energy, the communication in the whole world has been more than twice as fast as before, and Charlie's letters have become more and more frequent.He seems to be traveling to different countries recently, Spain, Portugal, Holland, Germany and France, and every time he arrives in a new country, he will send something with local characteristics to Yin Zuo.

This time when Charlie arrived in France, Yinzuo thought he would send him Bordeaux red wine, but unexpectedly he sent a song and dance troupe, which is really a "small" gift.

The current Qing Dynasty is no longer the one in history that was closed to the outside world except for the missionaries, and almost no foreigners were seen. Not only the coastal ports, but also many wealthy foreigners living in the interior, they can often talk better than the five sons of the emperor. He is also fluent in Chinese, and uses the old Chinese etiquette that is more familiar than Yinzuo, as if he is a native of the Chinese Dynasty and has lived in this land of the Qing Dynasty for generations.

And it was these people who brought a lot of wealth and foreign technology that was very different from the common sense of the Qing Dynasty, so that the Qing Dynasty could better see the outside world.

The song and dance troupe sent by Charlie to Yinzuo arrived in Beijing all the way from Tianjin Port. Under the background of foreigners everywhere, it didn't attract much attention. At most, they were thinking about those people sitting on the floats. Foreign women are also really bold, showing their breasts to this extent, there is really no place for barbarians who don't know how to educate, and they are immoral and immoral.

However, most of the people who have this idea are the female relatives in the backyard, and the elders are all serious and express their disdain for such a song and dance troupe, and then try their best to find out if Prince Rong is in his palace Banquet plans.

Yin Zuo didn't have it at first, in fact, after the song and dance troupe arrived, his first reaction was to pack it for Charlie and send it back before Kangxi saw it.If Kangxi and his fourth brother saw this, how could they criticize him for being playful?But in the end Yinzuo still had to entertain a male guest in the palace, under Yinzhen's persuasion.

"Say it first, don't get angry later, I will throw a banquet for you to appreciate this so-called exotic style, but you must promise me to restrain your inexplicable love that will pop up at any time, and you are not allowed to rely on those French women too close!"

Yinzuo didn't care much about Charlie's jokes about him being gay for many years, but Charlie's words still sounded the alarm for Yinzuo. These French people don't have the concept of virginity or virginity. I don't know how many people have crawled and panted, Yinzuo doesn't want to treat his brother's sexually transmitted diseases one day...

"Brother, I'm only 12 years old!"

"Thank goodness you also know you're only 12 years old."

"I actually wish I could turn 16 right away." Yinzhen shrugged and replied, and then he smiled obscenely and leaned into Yinzuo's ear and said, "Hey, to be honest, brother, with women like this Are you comfortable?"

Yin Zuo's face turned red all of a sudden, not because of embarrassment, but because everyone knew that he was sixteen, but he still couldn't even get close to a court lady!without!have!He immediately put on the serious face he learned from his fourth brother: "If you don't learn well at a young age, what are you thinking about all day long, I must have a good talk with Huang Ama about your education!"

In fact, Yinzhen really didn't intend to expose Yinzuo's shortcomings, but he didn't expect that Yinzuo was really the same as the legend, and he didn't know about human affairs at the age of sixteen.

Of course, now he knows.He looked at Yinzuo with a face as if he had discovered something important, and in the end he really changed from an unintentional exposure to a naked ridicule. He was not afraid of Kangxi, who Yinzuo moved out, but continued his topic: "Sixth brother, isn't it? You don't even have any impulses?"

Yin Zuo's face darkened completely: "I'm quite curious about where you know these sayings from!"

"You know what you should know," Yinzhen lived up to his reputation as the carrot nine, "what is there not to know. Sixth brother, don't you want to tell me that when you were 12 years old, you thought a man and a woman kissed or If you hold hands, you will have a child, right?"

As the content of Lao Jiu's conversation became more and more muffled and mosaiced, Yin Zuo finally couldn't bear it and threw him out.

Finally, it is said that the next day Jiuye Yinzhen was punished by Kangxi for kneeling in Fengxian Hall for a whole day because of his poor exam results, and the maid next to him was also punished to go to another place because he distracted the master from studying.