[Qing Chuan] I really want to live another 500 years
Chapter 75 Chapter 75
Live well No.70 five steps, sometimes Charlie really hopes that Yinzuo can learn to be more selfish.
"Listen to me, this is just the first half. I haven't gotten to the point yet. The point is... Do you know that Mumbai is really exotic?"
"Don't tell me that when Han Mei brought someone to contact you Mafa, you disembarked without permission."
"How is it possible?" Yin Zuo shook his head seriously, "It's not private, OK, I'm the captain of the entire fleet, I have the final say, I'm called to disembark the ship to inspect the Indian market, this kind of original flavor Ancient India is rare to see."
"……"Ancient India?Don't tell me how modern your life can be, okay? "And then you lost yourself?"
"Wrong, I just got on the wrong boat." When Yinzuo got off the boat, he took a group of people down, all kinds of dogs including Li Lei, shouting and hugging, guards clearing the way, can't be more bully!Exactly the same as his dream, he has always wanted to experience the feeling of being the evil ruling class.
At that moment he finally realized this dream!The only regret is probably not being able to molested a good woman in the street or something.Well, Yin Zuo is actually not that regretful about not being able to moles a good woman. He doesn't know if it's his aesthetic problem or someone else's. Anyway, he has never been able to appreciate the so-called Indian beauties.
But as we all know, India is a country with a large population. Even centuries ago, the population of several of its major cities would make people with intensive phobia feel that it is not suitable for human survival.
Therefore, the final result of Yin Zuo's wandering in the streets was to lose himself.
Everyone always has a natural skill that is beyond the reach of others, and Yinzuo's natural skill is that no matter how many people follow him, he can lose himself.
Mumbai is not the Forbidden City. This time Yin Zuo was not in the mood to play a big adventure after he was lost. He returned back the same way, worked hard to find the port, and boarded the boat.
"Then you got it wrong?"
"How do I know that the latest models of ships all look the same! I am the son of God, son of God, didn't you consider giving me special treatment when you sold it to the Qing Dynasty ship? And there is a fool's flame pattern on the ship." Xu Zuo's stomach hurts when he mentioned this, he thought that the ships docked at Mumbai Port were all his fleet, and there were other things mixed in.
"I will consider the special treatment you mentioned." Charlie listened to Yinzuo's suggestion very seriously, and then he said quietly, "And, the idiot pattern you mentioned is the emblem of your own church."
"Oh heh heh."
"It's useless to play dumb, Your Majesty. Didn't you strongly request in your letter to paint the logo on the boat? You said that it can promote the light religion, and it can also deceive others that it represents 'light' The blessing of the goddess is with you', someone will always pay for this feudal superstition." Not to mention, there are really a lot of people who eat this set.
"I'll recite the Illuminati religion well. Is this the head office?" It is said that the time traveler who founded the Illuminati religion was from the art department, and the art department came up with such a scumbag emblem, which was made by the teacher who issued his graduation certificate. Head of Department?
"Back to the point," Charlie found that it was always difficult to talk to Yinzuo, because he was always swaying when he moved, and strayed if he didn't pay attention. "After you got on the boat, didn't you find that the people on the boat were long Is it amazing?! I don’t need to tell you the difference between foreigners and Qing people, do I?”
"It was a fleet of merchants from the Qing Dynasty, and it was still in the tourism industry. After I got on the ship, I was so tired that I found a room to sleep in. Do you know that even the layout of the ships made by Guangmingjiao is similar to that of the ships? ? When I opened my eyes again, we were already feeling the sea breeze on the ocean.”
Yes, the tourism industry, this magical industry, came into being spontaneously with the improvement of ships before Yin Zuo thought of it.
"...Then how did you get them to agree to send you to the UK for free?!"
"How can it be free!" Yinzuo immediately retorted, "I spent a lot of gold to get the most comfortable captain's room, okay? By the way, I used the identity of a high-ranking member of the Guangming Church, so can I be reimbursed for my expenses?" ?”
The carry-on package finally showed its proper function, and Yinzuo had to praise him for not forgetting to put gold there.
"It would be nice if I don't ask you for compensation for destroying the image of the top leaders of the Guangming Sect." Charlie was so angry with Yinzuo that he almost forgot how Yinzuo could choke him. He wanted to strangle him, "Wait, the time is wrong, I remember when you went to India..."
"Hey, that tour group didn't go directly to the UK. Traveling, you know, playing here, wandering there, and we went to Lie America on the way." Simply put, it is [-] days to travel around the world.Yin Zuo lowered his head, so guilty that he didn't dare to look directly into Charlie's eyes, "Originally, the intention of the fleet at first was to send me back to Daqing, but I'm afraid that after I go back, because of this incident, I won't be able to return to China forever. I set foot on the ship leaving the Qing Dynasty, so..."
"It's just going with the flow, isn't it?" Charlie hasn't heard from Yinzuo in England. At first, he thought that Yinzuo was playing too high with Ta Mafa and forgot to write a letter to himself. so twists and turns.
"I thought about writing a letter to my Huang Ama. I even wrote the letter, and I was going to let the captain hand it back to Daqing, but then I suddenly realized that I couldn't reveal my identity. This was on the vast sea. Alone, who knows what will happen. So I can only suppress my mood and go to the colony of the Qing Dynasty. I wanted to send the letter to Huang Ama through the consulate of the colony, but... I found that I only had gold on me, no With the seal, people will not believe me at all."
"You've been interested in money all your life, haven't you?" The subtext is that you remember to bring money, why can't you remember to bring the seal!
Yinzuo felt that Charlie had wronged him. If possible, he would like to put his seal in his backpack, but there was only one seal. Han Mei was afraid that Yinzuo would lose it, so she kept it all the time.In fact, Yinzuo basically didn't bring anything when he went out, and there were people around him to help him carry it. If he carried things by himself, it would be a joke for a prince.The gold in the package was a surprise.
Charlie doesn't even know if Yinzuo's cautiousness is a good thing, but it should be praised anyway. At least Yinzuo knows how to protect his identity, and he didn't foolishly confess everything to people he doesn't know.
"As soon as we arrive in London, I will come to you desperately." Yinzuo is trying to win leniency.
"It's my honor that you can remember my address in London." Charlie made a mocking expression on the surface, but he was really smiling in his heart. This kind of ability to remember him The performance of the address can be regarded as a kind of attention.
Yinzuo chuckled and got away with it.How could he remember where Charlie lived? It was his master who had a photographic memory.
"Do you know the way to London?" Charlie just remembered that Yin Zuo is a road idiot, he lost himself in his own home, what kind of luck is it to find his home.
"I'll ask for directions." Yin Zuo looked at Charlie with an expression of "don't take me for a fool, okay?"
"Have you finally learned English well?" Charlie knows Yinzuo's second foreign language level too well, it really is that the Chinese people can't understand it, and the British can't understand it either.
"I would say 'canyouspeakChinese?'." Yin Zuo smiled brightly.The popularity of English at this time is far lower than that of modern times, and it is estimated that it will not become a common language in the world in the future, because today, with the unremitting efforts of your predecessors, Chinese Mandarin has become the equivalent of modern English.Yinzuo is going to work hard, and then the whole Chinese level four or six, if the Chinese is not good enough, the visa will be refused, if there is an immigrant tendency, the visa will be refused, and if you don’t like it, the visa will still be refused!
"Do," Charlie reminded, "is DoyouspeakChinese. When asking whether the other party can speak a certain language, use do instead of can."
"It doesn't matter, if he can speak Chinese, he will definitely understand what I mean."
"...You're right. To be honest, I'm really amazed that you can survive to this day." In the limited time that Charlie and Yin Zuo knew each other, this man had already lost himself twice, and he was still in the When there are a group of people around you anytime and anywhere, once at home when you were a child, and once when you grow up and travel outside, just imagine which normal person can do such a thing!
"Then, will you write a letter to Huang Ama and Mafa to explain clearly?"
"Write it yourself and write it yourself!" Why should I help you bear the anger of your family and do such a thankless thing.
"Charlie, how could you bear to treat me like this." Poor big eyes.
Damn, I really... can't bear it.
The last job of writing a letter to explain was naturally handed over to Charlie. Through the Guangming Church, he quickly contacted the people who guarded Longwei and Kangxi, and conveyed that Yinzuo is now in the UK and everything is fine, but because of this trip He felt very guilty about throwing all kinds of information that he was so disturbed that he didn't even dare to talk to them.
Shunzhi said, take good care of him, and I will go to England as quickly as possible.
Kangxi said, Master Xingchi and my fourth son should already be on the way, you tell Yinzuo that I am not angry with him, and that he is fine, I am already very satisfied.
The truth is indeed that there is no anger. At this time, it is a blessing in misfortune to find someone. Kangxi has no strength to be angry.
At night, Yinzuo knocked on Charlie's door while hugging a fluffy feather pillow.
When the two were lying on the bed together, Charlie felt his body was as stiff as a corpse, and he didn't dare to move: "Can't you sleep?"
"kindness."
"Not used to the bed?"
Yin Zuo shook his head, his voice was a bit muffled: "It has nothing to do with the bed, I can sleep well anywhere, if I want."
Delicious and lazy is Yin Zuo's strong point! [Hey, what's there to be proud of? Hun Dan: "That's it? You regret it, right? You didn't go back to Qing Dynasty, but chose to come to England." Charlie didn't know why he felt that way, but in At this moment, he felt that he seemed to understand what Yinzuo wanted to express. Even though Yinzuo didn't express anything when he talked about this incident during the day, he was actually very disturbed in his heart.
Being a good person is always harder than being a bad person, because a good person often makes others comfortable and embarrasses himself, while a bad person makes himself comfortable while embarrassing others.
Yin Zuo said in a low voice: "Huang Ama, Mafa, brother and Er Niang must be in a hurry, I am too self-willed, even if I can only stay in Daqing for the rest of my life, I should go back first to make them feel at ease of."
"What about you? Is it really okay to cry when you make everyone happy?"
"It's not like this. I'm not that great. I can make everyone happy. I'm also very selfish. I just want to make the people I care about feel happy and happy, because they are really important to me."
"You are also your most important person." And also my most important person.
Yin Zuo was taken aback.
"what happened?"
"Haha, I'm lying to you, how could I be entangled in such a boring question, I just can't sleep because I don't have toffee to hug me."
"Oh, yes, I was really deceived by you." Charlie said with a smile, and then naturally ignored Yin Zuo's eyes that were redder than rabbits at this time, and ignored the long hair before Yin Zuo came to England. During the trip alone, he didn't have toffee with him, but he still slept well.
In the following days, Yin Zuo waited for his Shunzhi idiot father, and at the same time wentssip with Charlie in various English and British aristocratic gossip history.After listening to the whole set of messy relationship entanglements, Yin Zuo only said one sentence: "Your circle is really chaotic."
"Each each other."
After Yinzuo finished his studies, he entered the British social circle under Charlie's leadership.
The time has finally returned to the night when the group of English ladies were talking about the dinner of the Earl of Marlborough. As night fell, Yin Zuo and Charlie dressed up, put on gorgeous and exaggerated masks, and appeared in the bustling traffic in the latest car produced by the Guangming Sect. At the door of the earl's house, which is crowded with people, there are beautiful women in fragrant cars, and they are extremely luxurious.
Charlie, who was well-dressed, got out of the car first, and then he didn't ask anyone to help. He just bowed towards the inside of the car by the door, and stretched out his white-gloved hand.
Yin Zuo put his hand up slowly.
"Show time."
At the dance party where the temples were shadowed and the clothes were fragrant, Yin Zuo held up half a glass of champagne, watching Charlie from a distance chatting with the people gathered around him like a fish in water, with long sleeves and dancing.It has to be said that Charlie, who grew up and abandoned the gloomy and withdrawn childhood, is like a natural focal point. With his elegant manners, noble and handsome appearance, no one will be overwhelmed by his charm at this moment. .
Some people are like diamonds, after continuous polishing and cutting, they will reflect the most dazzling light.
"Your Highness." Miss Churchill came in a stunning red dress with tails, "I am the niece of the Earl of Marlborough, Sarah Churchill, I hope you will enjoy this ball and make you feel at home Feel."
Yin Zuo took a moment to realize that the host of this banquet was the Earl of Marlborough that the other party said.
"Thank you, I like this ball very much, Miss Churchill." Churchill, what a magical surname. The British Prime Minister during World War II had this surname. The famous Princess Diana is also said to have an oblique relationship with Churchill. Could there really be some ancient kinship?Yin Zuo entertained himself thinking, "I am Yin Zuo, if the pronunciation is difficult, you..."
"Your Highness Yin Zuo, hello, nice to meet you."
The most authentic Chinese, the words are so correct that Yin Zuo mistakenly thinks that he has returned to the Qing Dynasty.Only then did Yin Zuo realize that he had come to a modern misunderstanding again, and understood people at this time from the perspective of modern people.Think about modern times, because English is the lingua franca of the world, how many Chinese think they are great because they can speak an authentic London accent or American English?Now, Feng Shui turns, and it is finally the turn of foreigners who want to burn their tongues so that they can speak Chinese.
This is the main reason why Yinzuo's English is not standard, but he can still be said to be eloquent. Isn't that the case in modern times? Foreign celebrities who can speak a little Chinese will be sought after by so many people, even The Chinese spoken by the other party is quite bad, quite unauthentic, and some people are flattering.
"My English is not very good, I hope you don't make fun of me." Yin Zuo is not being modest, it is really not very good.
Miss Churchill immediately said: "Why, your English pronunciation is very standard and very cute. I have always liked your Qing people's Chinese-style pronunciation, which has an indescribable charm of language."
Yin Zuo smiled noncommittally. He felt that this was not the charm of language, but the charm of strong ships and guns.
"Miss Elizabeth, I didn't expect you to be here." After Miss Churchill found Elizabeth approaching, the expression on her face changed to discovering the enemy's situation and putting the whole city under martial law.
"Your uncle must invite our family, it's really embarrassing." Miss Elizabeth was still hypocritical, while challenging Miss Churchill's nerves, "If we can be like you, we need to ask your uncle It's been a long time before we can attend this banquet, so that would be great, we won't use it."
"You don't have to come tonight." Miss Churchill responded unceremoniously with a bad face.
"Is this how Churchill's family treats guests?" Miss Elizabeth didn't give up much, she didn't lose the other party's momentum at all, and even faintly suppressed her.
The needlepoints of the ladies are not ladies at all. Yin Zuo tried his best to cover his eyes with a goblet to watch the show. Get up even better.No, no, it's too bad for me to have this kind of thinking, no, I can't gloat!
"Ladies, can..." Originally, Yinzuo planned to invite one of them to dance and separate this pair of feuding enemies, but soon he realized that if he invited one of them, the other would be very happy Not happy, that is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire.
"What, Your Highness?" The two young ladies said in unison, one was eager and the other was pretending to be indifferent, but their eyes basically never left Yin Zuo's body.
Yinzuo temporarily changed the topic: "I'm a little hungry, I'm going to get some food, what do you two like to eat?"
"The barbecue tonight is very good." Miss Churchill smiled subtly.
"Hmph, carnivorous, don't Miss Churchill think you are too cruel?" Miss Elizabeth has always been a well-known image of aloofness, "Human beings are so cruel, in order to satisfy their appetites, they cruelly kill creatures In order to eat fresh and tender steaks, the newborn calves are slaughtered, and in order to eat seafood, live animals are steamed. How innocent and pitiful they are, trembling in the wind, God will not forgive this You should be ashamed of yourself for such a selfish act."
"You." Miss Churchill hated Elizabeth's tone of conscience that only she had the most, she didn't understand, what's wrong with him eating meat, she just loves meat, and she is dissatisfied with you biting me! "It took human beings hundreds of millions of years to stand at the top of the food chain not because they are vegetarians!"
"Oh, yeah, I hope you can say something like that when you're unfortunate enough to be another animal's lunch."
Although Yin Zuo thought that the two ladies would not help each other, but when it came to the issue of eating meat, he quickly stood in line: "Could it be this..."
"Elizabeth, Elizabeth Fitzroy, daughter of the Duke of Grafton, I allow you to call me Elizabeth."
"Miss Fitzroy," Yin Zuo still decided to call the other party's surname, "don't you think vegetarians are sometimes cruel? In order to eat salad, pull out the living lettuce from the ground and cut it off Its life, pouring some slurry on its body is tantamount to sprinkling salt on its wound; in order to drink juice, the liquid of the plant is squeezed out of the body. What a cruel act, they It was still alive when it was made!"
Yin Zuo said with a serious face, but Miss Elizabeth's face was completely ugly, and Miss Churchill laughed unceremoniously: "Yes, what a cruel act, and those expressions The flowers of love are broken and crushed, it is really bloody love."
"The most cruel thing is that people write on the corpses of dead trees. Oh, Goddess of Light, please forgive your sinful people." Yinzuo said, "By the way, I forgot to tell you, I believe in Guangming religion." , do not believe in God."
After getting rid of the pretentious Miss Elizabeth, Miss Churchill was also called by his uncle to reprimand her.
"What were you doing just now? It seems very lively." Charlie returned to Yinzuo.
Yin Zuo gave Charlie a very good description of the two ladies' verbal swords, and then said what he said, and finally he asked Charlie: "Am I going too far? Treating a lady like this..."
"No, it's just right." Charlie wished that Yin Zuo could drive away all the women around him, "It's really satisfying."
"You didn't tell me the truth?"
"How is it possible, really, come on, I am optimistic about you, and you don't want your Empress Mama to take back a foreign daughter-in-law after learning that you have come to England? You know, these ladies have no tricks at all." It’s not worse than Qing Dynasty’s, even, they are more open, you have to be careful about your chastity.”
"Hey!"
"I mean it, no kidding."
That night, Yinzuo didn't really worry about his chastity because he was kidnapped.
"Listen to me, this is just the first half. I haven't gotten to the point yet. The point is... Do you know that Mumbai is really exotic?"
"Don't tell me that when Han Mei brought someone to contact you Mafa, you disembarked without permission."
"How is it possible?" Yin Zuo shook his head seriously, "It's not private, OK, I'm the captain of the entire fleet, I have the final say, I'm called to disembark the ship to inspect the Indian market, this kind of original flavor Ancient India is rare to see."
"……"Ancient India?Don't tell me how modern your life can be, okay? "And then you lost yourself?"
"Wrong, I just got on the wrong boat." When Yinzuo got off the boat, he took a group of people down, all kinds of dogs including Li Lei, shouting and hugging, guards clearing the way, can't be more bully!Exactly the same as his dream, he has always wanted to experience the feeling of being the evil ruling class.
At that moment he finally realized this dream!The only regret is probably not being able to molested a good woman in the street or something.Well, Yin Zuo is actually not that regretful about not being able to moles a good woman. He doesn't know if it's his aesthetic problem or someone else's. Anyway, he has never been able to appreciate the so-called Indian beauties.
But as we all know, India is a country with a large population. Even centuries ago, the population of several of its major cities would make people with intensive phobia feel that it is not suitable for human survival.
Therefore, the final result of Yin Zuo's wandering in the streets was to lose himself.
Everyone always has a natural skill that is beyond the reach of others, and Yinzuo's natural skill is that no matter how many people follow him, he can lose himself.
Mumbai is not the Forbidden City. This time Yin Zuo was not in the mood to play a big adventure after he was lost. He returned back the same way, worked hard to find the port, and boarded the boat.
"Then you got it wrong?"
"How do I know that the latest models of ships all look the same! I am the son of God, son of God, didn't you consider giving me special treatment when you sold it to the Qing Dynasty ship? And there is a fool's flame pattern on the ship." Xu Zuo's stomach hurts when he mentioned this, he thought that the ships docked at Mumbai Port were all his fleet, and there were other things mixed in.
"I will consider the special treatment you mentioned." Charlie listened to Yinzuo's suggestion very seriously, and then he said quietly, "And, the idiot pattern you mentioned is the emblem of your own church."
"Oh heh heh."
"It's useless to play dumb, Your Majesty. Didn't you strongly request in your letter to paint the logo on the boat? You said that it can promote the light religion, and it can also deceive others that it represents 'light' The blessing of the goddess is with you', someone will always pay for this feudal superstition." Not to mention, there are really a lot of people who eat this set.
"I'll recite the Illuminati religion well. Is this the head office?" It is said that the time traveler who founded the Illuminati religion was from the art department, and the art department came up with such a scumbag emblem, which was made by the teacher who issued his graduation certificate. Head of Department?
"Back to the point," Charlie found that it was always difficult to talk to Yinzuo, because he was always swaying when he moved, and strayed if he didn't pay attention. "After you got on the boat, didn't you find that the people on the boat were long Is it amazing?! I don’t need to tell you the difference between foreigners and Qing people, do I?”
"It was a fleet of merchants from the Qing Dynasty, and it was still in the tourism industry. After I got on the ship, I was so tired that I found a room to sleep in. Do you know that even the layout of the ships made by Guangmingjiao is similar to that of the ships? ? When I opened my eyes again, we were already feeling the sea breeze on the ocean.”
Yes, the tourism industry, this magical industry, came into being spontaneously with the improvement of ships before Yin Zuo thought of it.
"...Then how did you get them to agree to send you to the UK for free?!"
"How can it be free!" Yinzuo immediately retorted, "I spent a lot of gold to get the most comfortable captain's room, okay? By the way, I used the identity of a high-ranking member of the Guangming Church, so can I be reimbursed for my expenses?" ?”
The carry-on package finally showed its proper function, and Yinzuo had to praise him for not forgetting to put gold there.
"It would be nice if I don't ask you for compensation for destroying the image of the top leaders of the Guangming Sect." Charlie was so angry with Yinzuo that he almost forgot how Yinzuo could choke him. He wanted to strangle him, "Wait, the time is wrong, I remember when you went to India..."
"Hey, that tour group didn't go directly to the UK. Traveling, you know, playing here, wandering there, and we went to Lie America on the way." Simply put, it is [-] days to travel around the world.Yin Zuo lowered his head, so guilty that he didn't dare to look directly into Charlie's eyes, "Originally, the intention of the fleet at first was to send me back to Daqing, but I'm afraid that after I go back, because of this incident, I won't be able to return to China forever. I set foot on the ship leaving the Qing Dynasty, so..."
"It's just going with the flow, isn't it?" Charlie hasn't heard from Yinzuo in England. At first, he thought that Yinzuo was playing too high with Ta Mafa and forgot to write a letter to himself. so twists and turns.
"I thought about writing a letter to my Huang Ama. I even wrote the letter, and I was going to let the captain hand it back to Daqing, but then I suddenly realized that I couldn't reveal my identity. This was on the vast sea. Alone, who knows what will happen. So I can only suppress my mood and go to the colony of the Qing Dynasty. I wanted to send the letter to Huang Ama through the consulate of the colony, but... I found that I only had gold on me, no With the seal, people will not believe me at all."
"You've been interested in money all your life, haven't you?" The subtext is that you remember to bring money, why can't you remember to bring the seal!
Yinzuo felt that Charlie had wronged him. If possible, he would like to put his seal in his backpack, but there was only one seal. Han Mei was afraid that Yinzuo would lose it, so she kept it all the time.In fact, Yinzuo basically didn't bring anything when he went out, and there were people around him to help him carry it. If he carried things by himself, it would be a joke for a prince.The gold in the package was a surprise.
Charlie doesn't even know if Yinzuo's cautiousness is a good thing, but it should be praised anyway. At least Yinzuo knows how to protect his identity, and he didn't foolishly confess everything to people he doesn't know.
"As soon as we arrive in London, I will come to you desperately." Yinzuo is trying to win leniency.
"It's my honor that you can remember my address in London." Charlie made a mocking expression on the surface, but he was really smiling in his heart. This kind of ability to remember him The performance of the address can be regarded as a kind of attention.
Yinzuo chuckled and got away with it.How could he remember where Charlie lived? It was his master who had a photographic memory.
"Do you know the way to London?" Charlie just remembered that Yin Zuo is a road idiot, he lost himself in his own home, what kind of luck is it to find his home.
"I'll ask for directions." Yin Zuo looked at Charlie with an expression of "don't take me for a fool, okay?"
"Have you finally learned English well?" Charlie knows Yinzuo's second foreign language level too well, it really is that the Chinese people can't understand it, and the British can't understand it either.
"I would say 'canyouspeakChinese?'." Yin Zuo smiled brightly.The popularity of English at this time is far lower than that of modern times, and it is estimated that it will not become a common language in the world in the future, because today, with the unremitting efforts of your predecessors, Chinese Mandarin has become the equivalent of modern English.Yinzuo is going to work hard, and then the whole Chinese level four or six, if the Chinese is not good enough, the visa will be refused, if there is an immigrant tendency, the visa will be refused, and if you don’t like it, the visa will still be refused!
"Do," Charlie reminded, "is DoyouspeakChinese. When asking whether the other party can speak a certain language, use do instead of can."
"It doesn't matter, if he can speak Chinese, he will definitely understand what I mean."
"...You're right. To be honest, I'm really amazed that you can survive to this day." In the limited time that Charlie and Yin Zuo knew each other, this man had already lost himself twice, and he was still in the When there are a group of people around you anytime and anywhere, once at home when you were a child, and once when you grow up and travel outside, just imagine which normal person can do such a thing!
"Then, will you write a letter to Huang Ama and Mafa to explain clearly?"
"Write it yourself and write it yourself!" Why should I help you bear the anger of your family and do such a thankless thing.
"Charlie, how could you bear to treat me like this." Poor big eyes.
Damn, I really... can't bear it.
The last job of writing a letter to explain was naturally handed over to Charlie. Through the Guangming Church, he quickly contacted the people who guarded Longwei and Kangxi, and conveyed that Yinzuo is now in the UK and everything is fine, but because of this trip He felt very guilty about throwing all kinds of information that he was so disturbed that he didn't even dare to talk to them.
Shunzhi said, take good care of him, and I will go to England as quickly as possible.
Kangxi said, Master Xingchi and my fourth son should already be on the way, you tell Yinzuo that I am not angry with him, and that he is fine, I am already very satisfied.
The truth is indeed that there is no anger. At this time, it is a blessing in misfortune to find someone. Kangxi has no strength to be angry.
At night, Yinzuo knocked on Charlie's door while hugging a fluffy feather pillow.
When the two were lying on the bed together, Charlie felt his body was as stiff as a corpse, and he didn't dare to move: "Can't you sleep?"
"kindness."
"Not used to the bed?"
Yin Zuo shook his head, his voice was a bit muffled: "It has nothing to do with the bed, I can sleep well anywhere, if I want."
Delicious and lazy is Yin Zuo's strong point! [Hey, what's there to be proud of? Hun Dan: "That's it? You regret it, right? You didn't go back to Qing Dynasty, but chose to come to England." Charlie didn't know why he felt that way, but in At this moment, he felt that he seemed to understand what Yinzuo wanted to express. Even though Yinzuo didn't express anything when he talked about this incident during the day, he was actually very disturbed in his heart.
Being a good person is always harder than being a bad person, because a good person often makes others comfortable and embarrasses himself, while a bad person makes himself comfortable while embarrassing others.
Yin Zuo said in a low voice: "Huang Ama, Mafa, brother and Er Niang must be in a hurry, I am too self-willed, even if I can only stay in Daqing for the rest of my life, I should go back first to make them feel at ease of."
"What about you? Is it really okay to cry when you make everyone happy?"
"It's not like this. I'm not that great. I can make everyone happy. I'm also very selfish. I just want to make the people I care about feel happy and happy, because they are really important to me."
"You are also your most important person." And also my most important person.
Yin Zuo was taken aback.
"what happened?"
"Haha, I'm lying to you, how could I be entangled in such a boring question, I just can't sleep because I don't have toffee to hug me."
"Oh, yes, I was really deceived by you." Charlie said with a smile, and then naturally ignored Yin Zuo's eyes that were redder than rabbits at this time, and ignored the long hair before Yin Zuo came to England. During the trip alone, he didn't have toffee with him, but he still slept well.
In the following days, Yin Zuo waited for his Shunzhi idiot father, and at the same time wentssip with Charlie in various English and British aristocratic gossip history.After listening to the whole set of messy relationship entanglements, Yin Zuo only said one sentence: "Your circle is really chaotic."
"Each each other."
After Yinzuo finished his studies, he entered the British social circle under Charlie's leadership.
The time has finally returned to the night when the group of English ladies were talking about the dinner of the Earl of Marlborough. As night fell, Yin Zuo and Charlie dressed up, put on gorgeous and exaggerated masks, and appeared in the bustling traffic in the latest car produced by the Guangming Sect. At the door of the earl's house, which is crowded with people, there are beautiful women in fragrant cars, and they are extremely luxurious.
Charlie, who was well-dressed, got out of the car first, and then he didn't ask anyone to help. He just bowed towards the inside of the car by the door, and stretched out his white-gloved hand.
Yin Zuo put his hand up slowly.
"Show time."
At the dance party where the temples were shadowed and the clothes were fragrant, Yin Zuo held up half a glass of champagne, watching Charlie from a distance chatting with the people gathered around him like a fish in water, with long sleeves and dancing.It has to be said that Charlie, who grew up and abandoned the gloomy and withdrawn childhood, is like a natural focal point. With his elegant manners, noble and handsome appearance, no one will be overwhelmed by his charm at this moment. .
Some people are like diamonds, after continuous polishing and cutting, they will reflect the most dazzling light.
"Your Highness." Miss Churchill came in a stunning red dress with tails, "I am the niece of the Earl of Marlborough, Sarah Churchill, I hope you will enjoy this ball and make you feel at home Feel."
Yin Zuo took a moment to realize that the host of this banquet was the Earl of Marlborough that the other party said.
"Thank you, I like this ball very much, Miss Churchill." Churchill, what a magical surname. The British Prime Minister during World War II had this surname. The famous Princess Diana is also said to have an oblique relationship with Churchill. Could there really be some ancient kinship?Yin Zuo entertained himself thinking, "I am Yin Zuo, if the pronunciation is difficult, you..."
"Your Highness Yin Zuo, hello, nice to meet you."
The most authentic Chinese, the words are so correct that Yin Zuo mistakenly thinks that he has returned to the Qing Dynasty.Only then did Yin Zuo realize that he had come to a modern misunderstanding again, and understood people at this time from the perspective of modern people.Think about modern times, because English is the lingua franca of the world, how many Chinese think they are great because they can speak an authentic London accent or American English?Now, Feng Shui turns, and it is finally the turn of foreigners who want to burn their tongues so that they can speak Chinese.
This is the main reason why Yinzuo's English is not standard, but he can still be said to be eloquent. Isn't that the case in modern times? Foreign celebrities who can speak a little Chinese will be sought after by so many people, even The Chinese spoken by the other party is quite bad, quite unauthentic, and some people are flattering.
"My English is not very good, I hope you don't make fun of me." Yin Zuo is not being modest, it is really not very good.
Miss Churchill immediately said: "Why, your English pronunciation is very standard and very cute. I have always liked your Qing people's Chinese-style pronunciation, which has an indescribable charm of language."
Yin Zuo smiled noncommittally. He felt that this was not the charm of language, but the charm of strong ships and guns.
"Miss Elizabeth, I didn't expect you to be here." After Miss Churchill found Elizabeth approaching, the expression on her face changed to discovering the enemy's situation and putting the whole city under martial law.
"Your uncle must invite our family, it's really embarrassing." Miss Elizabeth was still hypocritical, while challenging Miss Churchill's nerves, "If we can be like you, we need to ask your uncle It's been a long time before we can attend this banquet, so that would be great, we won't use it."
"You don't have to come tonight." Miss Churchill responded unceremoniously with a bad face.
"Is this how Churchill's family treats guests?" Miss Elizabeth didn't give up much, she didn't lose the other party's momentum at all, and even faintly suppressed her.
The needlepoints of the ladies are not ladies at all. Yin Zuo tried his best to cover his eyes with a goblet to watch the show. Get up even better.No, no, it's too bad for me to have this kind of thinking, no, I can't gloat!
"Ladies, can..." Originally, Yinzuo planned to invite one of them to dance and separate this pair of feuding enemies, but soon he realized that if he invited one of them, the other would be very happy Not happy, that is tantamount to adding fuel to the fire.
"What, Your Highness?" The two young ladies said in unison, one was eager and the other was pretending to be indifferent, but their eyes basically never left Yin Zuo's body.
Yinzuo temporarily changed the topic: "I'm a little hungry, I'm going to get some food, what do you two like to eat?"
"The barbecue tonight is very good." Miss Churchill smiled subtly.
"Hmph, carnivorous, don't Miss Churchill think you are too cruel?" Miss Elizabeth has always been a well-known image of aloofness, "Human beings are so cruel, in order to satisfy their appetites, they cruelly kill creatures In order to eat fresh and tender steaks, the newborn calves are slaughtered, and in order to eat seafood, live animals are steamed. How innocent and pitiful they are, trembling in the wind, God will not forgive this You should be ashamed of yourself for such a selfish act."
"You." Miss Churchill hated Elizabeth's tone of conscience that only she had the most, she didn't understand, what's wrong with him eating meat, she just loves meat, and she is dissatisfied with you biting me! "It took human beings hundreds of millions of years to stand at the top of the food chain not because they are vegetarians!"
"Oh, yeah, I hope you can say something like that when you're unfortunate enough to be another animal's lunch."
Although Yin Zuo thought that the two ladies would not help each other, but when it came to the issue of eating meat, he quickly stood in line: "Could it be this..."
"Elizabeth, Elizabeth Fitzroy, daughter of the Duke of Grafton, I allow you to call me Elizabeth."
"Miss Fitzroy," Yin Zuo still decided to call the other party's surname, "don't you think vegetarians are sometimes cruel? In order to eat salad, pull out the living lettuce from the ground and cut it off Its life, pouring some slurry on its body is tantamount to sprinkling salt on its wound; in order to drink juice, the liquid of the plant is squeezed out of the body. What a cruel act, they It was still alive when it was made!"
Yin Zuo said with a serious face, but Miss Elizabeth's face was completely ugly, and Miss Churchill laughed unceremoniously: "Yes, what a cruel act, and those expressions The flowers of love are broken and crushed, it is really bloody love."
"The most cruel thing is that people write on the corpses of dead trees. Oh, Goddess of Light, please forgive your sinful people." Yinzuo said, "By the way, I forgot to tell you, I believe in Guangming religion." , do not believe in God."
After getting rid of the pretentious Miss Elizabeth, Miss Churchill was also called by his uncle to reprimand her.
"What were you doing just now? It seems very lively." Charlie returned to Yinzuo.
Yin Zuo gave Charlie a very good description of the two ladies' verbal swords, and then said what he said, and finally he asked Charlie: "Am I going too far? Treating a lady like this..."
"No, it's just right." Charlie wished that Yin Zuo could drive away all the women around him, "It's really satisfying."
"You didn't tell me the truth?"
"How is it possible, really, come on, I am optimistic about you, and you don't want your Empress Mama to take back a foreign daughter-in-law after learning that you have come to England? You know, these ladies have no tricks at all." It’s not worse than Qing Dynasty’s, even, they are more open, you have to be careful about your chastity.”
"Hey!"
"I mean it, no kidding."
That night, Yinzuo didn't really worry about his chastity because he was kidnapped.
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