[Qing Chuan] I really want to live another 500 years

Live Well No. 90 Steps: In addition to being a good day for family reunion, the New Year is also a time when conflicts break out.

Although Yinzuo forgot how to sing the preparations for the year before in the New Year's nursery rhyme, but he firmly remembered the specific process of life after the year after he saw it on Weibo. Thirty nights were very boring. As soon as I complained about the Spring Festival Gala, the daughter-in-law returned home in the second and fourth grades, and the family conflicts broke out completely, and the fifth and sixth grades packed up and left.

There is no Spring Festival Gala on Yinzuo's side, and no one dares to complain about Kangxi's [-]th dinner party, so family conflicts broke out early on the first day of junior high school.

At that time, Yinzuo was immersed in the anger of being forced to wake up. He originally wanted to lose his temper, but after learning what the other party reported, Yinzuo was in a bad mood.

Kangxi and Yinzuo asked together: "What did you say?"

Last night, Yin Zuo went to sleep with his Ama. In fact, during the few days when Yin Zuo came back from England, he only slept in his palace for one day. The rest of the time he either stayed in Yuqing Palace or slept with his emperor. Ama slept together in Qianqing Palace, or Shunzhi, Fourth Master, and Hongxi Baozi, in short, Yinzuo would hardly be able to sleep by himself.

— Fuck, do you guys really know I'm 19, not nine? !

Yinzuo has read Danmei novels before, in which the main character is incest—why is the example so strange—father and son or brothers are always afraid of sleeping together, and try their best to cover up their eyes and ears.

It's like the son of a king who has been sealed outside will always leave before the palace gate is locked, and then the emperor will go to the palace to have a tryst with him through a secret passage.

But Yinzuo just wanted to say, this Nima is your home. Although he has a new home after growing up, who stipulates that a son can only live in his own home when he grows up, not his parents' home?

It's true that the prince has grown up to avoid suspicion of the harem, but he can't even block me.Your father lives alone in such a big palace, so there is no room for you to share a room?Don't just stay for a day or two, it's ten days and a half a month. As long as your other brothers have no objections, who would dare to intervene with you?What do you see?Can you share family happiness with your father? !

On the contrary, it would be strange to avoid suspicion, right?Those who didn't know thought there was enmity between the father and son.

For example, when Yin Zuo lived in Qianqing Palace, he didn't see anyone who had any objections, or thought in a strange direction. ——Normal people don’t think wrong, do they?This is how big a brain hole and how much malice it takes to think of that.

In the same way, it can be proved that brotherly incest (hey), even if it is put into modern times, it is impossible for brothers to live together and gossip will be spread, right?At most, the sister-in-law has an opinion, saying that the brothers who come to eat and drink for free are like vampires or something, but it certainly cannot be said that they are very aggressive and suspect that there is something wrong with the brothers.

In fact, many straight men used to get along very basic, just like the relationship of many girlfriends among girls is actually very boring, it's just friendship, but boys are misunderstood most of the time.

For example, it is friendship for girls to go shopping hand in hand, but it is defined as friendship for boys who hook up shoulder to shoulder; it is also like a deep friendship between girls who go to a friend's house many times to stay overnight, but it is not clear for boys to go once; it is better than the relationship between husband and wife between girls Calling each other is a symbol of girlfriends, boys just... can't bear to look directly at them, okay?

But those who think this way are the modern age where rotten girls are everywhere. If there is no preconceived thinking in this regard, it is like the mothers of rotten girls. Unless they are clearly informed, otherwise they will never be able to think of it.

All in all, Yinzuo has lived in the Forbidden City since he came back, and no one wants to go wrong when he doesn't go back to the palace very much.At most, he felt that Prince Rong's trick was really cruel. In order to avoid people who came to give gifts and beg for trouble, he simply hid in the palace by himself.

And just when he insisted on staying up all night, Yin Zuo had no choice but to be woken up by the person who came to report to Kangxi before he could sleep for a few hours.

What's the matter?

Concubine Yi is about to kill the nine sons of the emperor. The empress dowager is the same as the empress dowager. It is worth coming to invite the emperor to take a look and make a clear decision by the way.

——The emperor is really the most miserable existence in the harem. If the son is sick, he has to go to see him, if the concubine is sick, he has to go to see him. Is it true that the first person to find this kind of thing is the emperor instead of the imperial physician?

"What the hell happened?"

Both Kangxi and Yinzuo were at a loss. Although Concubine Yi said that she loved her younger son, the Twelve Emperors, she was very doting on Lao Jiu. Since she was a child, even Lao Jiu smashed her most precious jade. She beat her son, what happened today?In such a season, making a fuss and beating to death?No matter how you think about it, it's not right.

"If you go back to the emperor, Lord Nine, Lord Nine pushed Lord Fifteen into the pool." The little eunuch of the Palace of Compassionate Ning who came to report the letter dropped a heavy bomb very concisely, blasting a pool of spring water, allowing Yin Zuo's drowsiness completely disappeared.

=口= Laojiu is so bearish!

"Is Yinzhen alright?"

"Is Yinxuan okay?"

Yinzuo and Kangxi spoke at the same time, then looked at each other, Kangxi said, Yinzhen pushed someone else, what can Yinzhen do?Yinzuo said that Lao Jiu is not such an impulsive and inappropriate person. He and Lao Shi have been fighting since childhood. If he really hates someone, there are many ways to beat him so badly but he can't say a word. It's completely unnecessary. Pushing Huang Shiwu into the pool with great fanfare, is this because he is afraid that others will not know whether he did it or what?

"The two masters are very good. The ninth master didn't really push the fifteenth master in. He was held back. The fifteenth master was just a little frightened. Master Mi was comforting him, but it was the ninth master. The Empress Dowager asked the emperor to go quickly Look, Master Jiu is really about to be beaten to death by Concubine Yi's master."

It really wasn't as simple as pushing down the pool!Kangxi and Yinzuo thought the same way.

When Kangxi and Yinzuo rushed to the Palace of Compassion and Peace, Yinzhen was really beaten and almost passed by.Concubine Yi has lost her formerly glamorous and gorgeous face, her sharp and courageous personality has changed into a ruthless one, and every blow she makes on Yinzhen's body without pretending to be someone else's is a punch to the flesh. the kind in.

"Empress Yifei!" Yin Zuo really couldn't stand it anymore, he didn't know what happened, and he also knew that Yifei couldn't really kill his own son, whom he loved so much, but he still couldn't stand it .

"All the idlers leave and close the door!" Kangxi said, and immediately cleared the place.

Only Kangxi, Xiaozhuang, the Empress Dowager were left in the room at this time, the bitter master Mi concubine and her son Huang Shishi, the defendant Yinzhen and the defendant's family member Yifei, and Yinzuo who treated Yinzhen's wounds.Yinzuo didn't dare to recover too obviously, he just stopped Yinzhen's bleeding and relieved the pain a little by the way.

Yinzhen buried his head in Yinzuo's arms, looking unconscious, but Yinzuo and Concubine Yi beside him knew very well that he hadn't passed out at all.

"What exactly is going on?"