Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

Ye can always express complex meanings with just a few eyes, but the problem is that he can still interpret them.

...What do you want this kind of dog tacit understanding?

Feng Yu especially wanted to pretend not to understand.

But Ye didn't speak, still holding the booklet with his fingertips, and continued to look at him.

Feng Yu: "..." It's best not to fall into my hands.

Feng Chi took a deep breath and said, "Good brother, let me take a look." Fuck, it's so disgusting, Feng Chi, you've fallen, and you deserve to be smeared by a small storybook!

Ye handed over the booklet.

Feng Yu took a look, his expression froze.

Finally, I knew why Ye Que's expression was so strange.

This is not some indescribable script, but... Taiqing Academy's admissions brochure.

Whether you have no money to enter the martial arts school, whether you have no wisdom, no place will accept you, whether you feel inferior because you don’t have a craft, whether you are decadent, depressed and doubt your life.

Now is your chance.Taiqing Academy, majestic and majestic, is the first choice for catching ghosts and subduing demons, seeing monsters and fighting monsters, and going out to learn arts.Now to go up the mountain, the tuition fee is discounted, and only two cows are needed.

The background picture is a mountain, on the mountain is a big dilapidated academy, next to it is a big portrait of a human head with a bright and wretched smile.

The small print on the side is about his introduction.

Li Changyan: Young and promising, with a wide network of contacts, and are friends with gods such as Phoenix and Koi...

Feng Yu clenched his fist.

Watching this shit after a frightening night?Feng Yu took a deep breath, and calmly returned the booklet to Ye Que.

It was already very late at night, the two of them were walking side by side on the road, Feng Yu yawned and frowned, "Why are you so sleepy?"

Ye didn't know what to think of, and hooked the corners of her lips.

"..." Feng Yu finally came to his senses and said exactly the same words as before.

But this time he was really sleepy!

Ye Que said: "This deity is also a little sleepy."

Feng Yu said seriously: "Then I'll go back to sleep first."

The breeze blew, but Ye looked at him, with an unprecedented gentle tone: "Well, it's getting late, and this deity has to go back."

Then we bid farewell and went home to sleep.

This time I really went back to sleep.

But neither fell asleep.

Ye stared at the roof, replaying the scenes of being with Feng Yu during the day in his mind, sober, without any sleepiness.

Like a phoenix pancake, she turned over on the bed once, then turned over again, sat up abruptly, and then lay back down again.

Ahhh, annoying.

……

But Ye has a new book, the title is a bit confusing--"How to Happily Fuck Phoenix".

He raised his fingertips, and calmly wrapped a book cover on the cover, with three words written on the cover: "On Virtue".

Since that day when he entered the night but lost his spiritual consciousness, Feng Yu felt sorry for him and even blamed himself.

I didn't even know that Ye's soul was damaged, and I didn't notice any abnormalities. Fortunately, the two of them still get along day and night.

On this day, Feng Yu invited Ye Que to go to the places he often visited before, and said, "Are you free today?"

But Ye said reservedly: "What's the matter? I have to arrange a time."

Feng Yu said: "I invite you to eat something delicious."

But Ye looked at him: "Really?"

Feng Yu nodded and said seriously: "Of course it is true."

As soon as the words fell, Ye bit him on the face.

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu's face was red and white, then turned black again, colorful, her ears were extremely hot, she clenched her fists and said, "Ye Que."

"Huh?" Ye didn't have the slightest sense of doing something wrong.

... The little bit of self-blame accumulated by Feng Yu yesterday dissipated in an instant, and he was beaten up.

Feng Yu's skin was very fair, and it turned red with just a light touch, and a shallow tooth mark appeared on the cheek, which could not disappear for a long time.

He was so angry that he sat on a chair and drank tea, and said, "Write a review." He remembered something, and added: "It is the original sin not to be able to write about beauty."

How come you are so beautiful, you are so ugly.

But Ye stared at the blank paper, unable to write for a long time, completely unable to figure out why things turned out like this.

I am honest and frank, what needs to be reviewed?

After a long time, Feng Yu finally stopped blushing, got up and said, "Let's go."

Ye sat in a chair, full of thoughts.

Feng Fu bent his fingers, knocked on the table, and said, "Let's go."

But Ye raised his eyes, full of wisdom: "You really are just the one who covets this deity."

Feng Yu: "...I covet you, bastard. Stop messing around and go."

Ye looked away, steady as a rock.

Feng Yu snatched his pen, and grabbed his hand ferociously: "Let's go."

Ye Ke moved in his heart, and turned their intersecting hands into clasped fingers, with a much happier expression, and said, "Okay."

Feng Yu: "..." All right, as long as you are happy.

Feng Yu bought a box of snacks on the side of the road, eating them until his mouth was full of sugar residue, unconsciously raised his head and smiled at him.

But Ye said lightly: "Are you doing sex?"

...I have sugar residue all over my face what?Feng Yu calmly said: "Yes, I have never seen such a precise judgment."

Ye raised her hand in satisfaction, and gently wiped his mouth clean bit by bit.

The movement of wiping the corners of his mouth is so slow and careful, it looks like he is coveting his own snacks.

Feng Yu immediately covered the dim sum and snorted: "I won't let you eat it!"

Ye Que: "..."

There was almost no one on the street, and the two of them walked forward harmoniously with fingers interlocked halfway. Feng Yu wanted to eat, but also had to hook fingers with someone with a girlish heart, it was really tiring.

But Ye squeezed his hand and said unnaturally: "Do you still remember that night?"

Feng Yu stuffed a piece of snack into his mouth and said, "Which night?"

But Ye pursed his lips, rubbed his fingers lightly, and said, "The night you appeared by my bedside for no reason."

That crazy intense unforgettable night.

Feng Yu: "..."

The feeling of newlyweds reappeared in the air, tender and shy, with hissing electric current.

Goosebumps all over Feng's body, he stuffed the remaining candy into his mouth ferociously, withdrew his fingers that were about to be rubbed bald, and pulled his sleeves to move forward quickly.

Ye asked, "Where are you going?"

Feng Yu took it for granted, "Let's eat."

Ye frowned: "Didn't you eat it just now, why did you eat it again?"

Feng Yu paused, looked at him, and said word by word: "Ye Ke, don't you want to live?"

He was very angry, his cheeks puffed up a little, and he walked forward in a puffy manner.

Ye Que's heart seemed to be poked by a soft feather, itching, she just wanted to hide him in her arms and rub him hard.

Feng Yu: "...It's too close, walk well."

Ye touched his arm, frowned, and said, "Why is there no flesh on your body?"

Feng Yu's face changed instantly, as if he was infected by the night, he grew long hair happily, and coughed lightly: "Forget it, let's walk like this, it's not too close."

But Ye suppressed all expressions, enduring the urge to thump him on the street wall.

Feng Yu took Ye to the small restaurant they often went to.This restaurant is neither big nor luxurious, but every meal in it is very suitable for his appetite.But Ye didn't choose to eat, and followed his preferences, so the two of them often went.

As soon as we sat down, the boss enthusiastically delivered the latest pastry, saying: "You must like this one."

Feng Yu smiled and thanked.

But Ye was very upset. Little Phoenix smiled at others, raised his eyes, and narrowed his eyes: "Wenjiu, why are you here?"

Feng Yu was taken aback, what warm wine?

Wen Jiu was also taken aback, and said cautiously, "This... can I say it?"

But Ye recalled Wen Jiu's love and hatred for his little phoenix, and said coldly, "Why not?"

Wen Jiu was so frightened that he said too many mistakes and hurriedly said, "Nothing, nothing."

Feng Yu watched the restaurant owner leave tremblingly, and asked, "You guys know each other? When did you know each other?"

Even this is also jealous.But Ye was in a good mood: "We met very early, he is from my magic palace."

... Then the problem came, but the night before, he had been pretending that he didn't know the owner of the restaurant, and he pretended very well.

Feng Yu put down his chopsticks and said indifferently, "Wait for me."

Ye Que: "Where are you going?"

Feng Yu twitched the corners of her mouth and said with a smile, "I'll buy you some oranges."

Little things try to please me.But Ye understood, didn't poke him, and said lightly: "Go and come back quickly."

Beside the counter, the owner of the restaurant saw the expression on Feng Yushan's expression that the rain was about to come, and the building was full of wind, so he knew that something was wrong, so he hurriedly retreated to the inner room.

Feng Yu dodged to block his way, and calmly said: "Warm wine? Are you from the Demon Palace?"

Wen Jiu said: "Ma'am—oh no—Master Shenjun—"

Phoenix folded his arms.

Wen Jiu bit the bullet and said: "I used to be from the Devil's Palace, and I'm good at cooking. Later, His Majesty asked me to open a restaurant to cook your favorite food and cakes. He also specially instructed me not to show understanding. He can't tell anyone about it, especially you."

When we first met, Ye brought Feng Yu here very casually.Feng Yu was astonished as a celestial being, she never thought that there would be such things in the world that suit her own taste.

That's what happened.

Feng Yu's earlobe felt hot, and he glanced at Ye Que outside.

Ye, however, gave off a cold air to the passers-by with no expression on his face, scaring others to detour.

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu thought for a while and ordered: "Bring me a jar of wine."

Ye, however, was a light drinker, and he would answer anything when he was drunk.At this time, the time and place are favorable, and Feng Yu just took the opportunity to see what else he could ask.

Hearing the movement, Ye was displeased and said, "It's been so long, where are the oranges?"

Feng Yu put the wine on the table and said: "There are no oranges, so drinking is the same."

Said and poured him a glass.

Ye had reasoned for a long time just now, but still couldn't figure out why, so he asked, "Why are you suddenly flattering me?"

Feng Yu: "..."

But Ye saw his expression, knew it in his heart, didn't touch the glass of wine, and said, "I know what you're plotting."

It's nothing more than suspicion that the deity has a crush on him and wants to kill the deity, which is really cruel.

Feng Yu was really hit by his words this time, there was a conspiracy, although it was not as far-fetched as he thought.

Feng Yu had a cold face: "I like you because you are good-looking."

Ye really enjoyed it, the corners of his mouth curved, and he drank the wine he had poured in one gulp.

Feng Yu poured another cup and handed it over.

But Ye raised his eyes, with an expression of still wanting to hear something good.

The corner of Feng's mouth twitched, and said: "I admire you very much."

Ye raised her lips and took another drink.

Feng Yu shook his hands in front of his eyes, and said, "Are you dizzy?"

But Ye grabbed his wrist, his eyes were clear, and his logic was as meticulous as ever: "Are you doubting the ability of this deity?"

Feng Yu didn't believe in evil, so he poured him another glass, praised him, and let him drink it until he was sure that Ye was really good at drinking.

... Feng Yu's expression was a little subtle.

Ye Que's drinking capacity was very poor before, almost pouring down a glass, so every time he drank alcohol, he would feel dizzy.

I could only carry him back, wipe his hands for him, and be forced to sleep on the same bed with him.He would also drunkenly ask himself if he liked him, and how much.

……

Feng Yu didn't dare to think about it anymore, her face became more and more red, and she kicked Ye Shi a little.

The pampered little Fenghuang is throwing a temper tantrum again, it seems that he can't get too used to him, he has to give him a blow.

But Ye said lightly: "Do you know what will happen if you do this?"

Feng Yu was so angry that he drank a glass of wine, stood up aggressively, and pressed his hands on the table.

But Ye was still in Lifu Gang: "This deity's patience has a limit——"

Before he finished speaking, Feng Yu leaned over and kissed him on the lips.

The night was stunned.

Feng Yu fiercely threw a sentence: "Ye but you are finished!"

In the dead of night, this mysterious man was writing in his diary again:

Little Phoenix took away the deity's first kiss.

In order to kiss his own deity, he deliberately drank to strengthen his courage.

But he kissed the deity and left without any tenderness.

Heh, the little phoenix who played with his own feelings.

Don't get too deep in the night.

(Note: Don't look for him tomorrow.)