Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

Jiujiu has a small snack box, and he can't wait to sleep with it in his arms.He likes to eat big oranges the most, but he doesn't know how to peel them, so he just holds them and chews them.

Feng Yu peeled the skin for him, and patiently said: "You can't eat the skin."

Jiujiu didn't know if he had heard it, drooling, and nodded vigorously.

Jiujiu held it with both hands for him to eat: "Daddy."

Feng Yu patted his head: "Just eat it."

Jiujiu nodded and asked curiously, "Why do you only eat snacks and not eat?"

Feng Yu said seriously: "Because I am an adult, and I am already very tall."

Jiujiu nodded, thinking it made sense.

Feng Yu thought for a while, and leaned over: "Jiu Jiu."

Jiujiu: "Huh?"

Feng Yu handed over a candy and bribed Jiujiu: "Don't tell Ye but I only eat snacks today."

Jiujiu grabbed Tang, drooling, and nodded fiercely.

"Come here and pull the hook," Feng Yu stretched out her little finger, "This is our secret, don't let Ah Ye know."

Tweeted: "Okay!"

Ye actually asked him: "Jiujiu, did Qiuqiu eat well today?"

Jiujiu said seriously, "Yes."

But Ye said lightly: "Don't lie to me together."

Jiujiu is a little guilty, but he should protect him after accepting Qiuqiu's candy.

Ye asked calmly, "Does Feng Xiaoqiu only eat small snacks? You don't eat vegetables when you eat?"

Jiujiu blurted out: "How do you know?"

After speaking, he covered his mouth, as if he had exposed something.

Feng Yu: "..."

But Ye looked at Feng Yu: "Now that the evidence is all there, what else can you say?"

Feng Yu was not convinced and said, "I'll admit the witnesses, but what about the physical evidence?"

But Ye raised her hand, pulled the thin blanket to cover Xiao Jiujiu, and kissed Feng Yu's lips.

The blanket fell from the sky, and Jiujiu danced happily, playing with the blanket.

But Ye kissed his lips, couldn't help staying for a few more seconds, and whispered: "It's so sweet, isn't it considered physical evidence?"

Jiujiu finally pulled down the blanket, and seeing Feng's blushing, he froze and looked at him curiously.

Feng Yu: "..."

After Jiujiu had his own small room, he was very happy. He put a lot of big oranges in the room as a symbol of his room, and couldn't wait to go to his room to sleep every day.

As soon as it got dark, he waved to his father: "Goodbye, I'm going to my own room!"

Feng Yu laughed, and carried him to the room.

Jiujiu huddled under the blanket, wrapped herself up tightly, and obediently said, "Good night, Daddy."

Feng Yu kissed his head: "Good night."

Jiujiu worried: "You should also remember to cover your feet when you sleep!"

Feng Yu smiled and said, "Okay."

Jiujiu closed his eyes.

Feng Yu stayed with him until he fell asleep before going back to his room.

Ye Jiujiu goes to school without crying or making trouble, very good-looking.

Feng Yu was going crazy, he was very naughty when he was a child, but Ye was not the obedient type, somehow he gave birth to such a cub.

After school, he came back happily and said that everyone liked him.

Feng Yu said happily: "Okay, go obediently tomorrow."

Jiujiu asked in surprise, "Didn't you go today? Why are you going tomorrow?"

Feng Yu: "..."

Jiujiu blinked his eyes and pursed his mouth: "Don't you like Jiujiu?"

Jiujiu burst into tears: "Why did you send your most beloved baby to that kind of place? He's still so young."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu said: "Listen to what Daddy said——"

Jiujiu covered his ears: "I don't listen, I don't listen."

Ye Jiujiu went to school unhappy, but he didn't go on the third day, because he disrupted the classroom order, and he could have a lively chat with the kid who didn't like to talk the most. After class, everyone surrounded him and looked at him enviously.

He can control the color of his eyes and do magic tricks for his friends. Every day, children fight to be at the same table with him.

...Feng Yu had no choice but to take the little thing back.

Jiujiu is most afraid that Feng Yu will call him Yecheng, because bad things always happen, and he will usually ask him to recite poems, and will conduct spot checks after recitation.

One draw is accurate, definitely not, but he is still very reasonable.

Feng Yu said: "Red beans are born in the southern country."

Jiujiu forgot the next sentence, and said anxiously: "Unfortunately, I can't eat it."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu said: "The boys in Nancun deceive me to be old and powerless."

Knowing this, Jiujiu said excitedly, "Take me into the bamboo!"

Feng Yu: "???"

Then Jiujiu was fined to stand and had to copy many times.

Jiujiu was heartbroken by his father, and went to the study clutching his chest.

I don't know if other children are like this, anyway, his family treats children very badly.Jiujiu pursed his mouth, grabbed the brush, and laboriously wrote stroke by stroke.

One day, Jiujiu whispered: "Did you know? There is a small cabinet with a lot of delicious food hidden on it."

Feng Yu's eyes lit up: "Where? Why don't I know!"

Jiujiu happily took him there.

Enough is enough for the phoenix, as expected, there are snacks, and you don't need to think about it to know that Yeke put it here: "Hahahahahaha, that fool Yeke, does he think we can't find it if we put it here?"

Jiujiu imitated him, but only remembered the beginning and the end: "Hahabula Bula can't find it?"

Feng Yu took off all the snacks and gave Jiujiu a high five.

The two of them moved the snacks to a new place with great experience, squatted together, and began to divide the spoils.Feng Yu complained: "He even said that there is only one small dish a day, he obviously hid so many."

Although Jiujiu didn't understand much, he agreed very much, and Xiaoyuan's face was full of admiration.

"Jiujiu did a good job this time," Feng Yu patiently divided things between the two of them, "This one is for you, this one is for me..."

After a long while, the job was finally done, Feng Yu kissed him on the head: "The small grid on the left is yours, and the small grid on the right is mine. Alright, go back to the room."

Jiujiu clapped his hands, full of pride: "Go back to the room!"

Feng Yu stood up, crossed her waist triumphantly for a while: "Hahaye, but that idiot must not have thought of it?"

Jiujiu imitated him: "Hahahaye is that idiot *$#?"

At this time, Ye Que's voice suddenly sounded from behind: "Who is stupid?"

Feng Yu was taken aback: "Ah!"

Ye Cheng opened his big watery eyes and imitated his speech: "Ah!"

Ye Que: "..."

Feng Yu quickly picked up Jiujiu and was about to withdraw, but when she looked back, she was so frightened that she almost threw Xiaotuanzi away: "Damn it!"

Jiujiu followed suit: "Fuck~"

Feng Yu: "..."

Jiujiu hugged his neck: "By the way, what do you mean by shit?"

Feng Yu calmly said: "The modal particle can express everything, but children can't say it." He paused, and added: "Of course adults can't say it either."

Jiujiu: "Oh."

The two of them were caught on the spot, and Ye Cheng went to recite poems, frowning, not wanting to recite, always secretly recited a sentence less, and thought he was very smart.

Feng Yu immediately said, "I'm going to recite poems too."

But Ye pulled him into his arms, tightened his arms, and whispered in his ear: "You don't need to recite poems, you can use other punishment methods."

But Ye carried him into the room, threw him on the bed and kissed him, and gently rubbed his earlobe with his teeth: "Someone played with you, didn't you?"

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu said seriously: "How do you talk? You are an insult to my dignified personality."

But Ye kissed his lips: "Huh?"

Feng Yu said seriously: "You may not believe it, but it took the initiative to lead us there."

Ye laughed.

Feng Yu said solemnly: "It's outrageous, other people are so determined, it insists on taking the initiative to get in front of others, do you think it's annoying?"

"Yeah." Ye kissed his head.

Feng Yu blinked: "Then do you still want to punish me?"

Ye Que's hand penetrated into his clothes room, groped up gently, and the hot breath from his breath sprayed in his ears: "Punishment."

Feng Yu's breathing was a little messy, and it took a long time before he said: "Punish me lightly."

But Ye kissed him, gently stroked the back of his head, and said softly, "Little Phoenix."

Feng Yu's back felt hot.

"My little phoenix is ​​so pretty." Ye gently bit his ear and smiled in his ear, "Why do I like you more and more?"

The same is true for Feng Yu, who likes him more and more. He didn't expect to like this kind of thing, and he even brought more and more passion.

The next day, Jiujiu couldn't wait for his father to wake him up, so he got up on his own initiative, folded the quilt, and ran to knock on the door of his father's room vigorously.

Night opened the door.

Jiujiu poked his head inside, and asked curiously, "Where's Qiuqiu?"

But Ye squatted down and said softly: "Qiuqiu hasn't gotten up yet, Qiuqiu was too tired last night."

"Oh," Ye Cheng covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "Good morning Daddy, good morning Qiuqiu."

"Good morning." Ye smiled and rubbed his head.

Feng Yu turned over and mumbled unconsciously: "A Ye."

Jiujiu thought he had woken up, his eyes lit up, and he ran into the house.

"Qiaoqiu! Qiuqiu is a slob!" He said as he was about to pounce on him.

But Ye carried his son out and took him to dinner: "Your father is too tired, don't make trouble with your father."

Jiujiu sat upright in front of the table, took a bite of the red bean paste bun, and his cheeks bulged: "Why is Qiuqiu tired?"

But Ye said seriously: "Because he read the book last night."

Jiujiu nodded half-understanding.

But Ye picked up his small bowl: "Qiuqiu hasn't started, I'll feed you."

Jiujiu wrinkled his face, he didn't want him to feed him, he wanted Qiuqiu to feed him.

Jiujiu said: "Don't eat green vegetables."

Night looked at him.

Jiujiu: "..."

"I'll eat!" Jiujiu ate it angrily.

After a while, Feng Yu finally came over, Jiujiu said with concern: "Eat more!"

Feng Yu said: "Thank you."

Jiujiu said earnestly: "You're welcome, Qiuqiu was so tired last night and read all night."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng's earlobe felt hot, and she wanted to hit Yeque, so she endured it, and angrily picked all the carrots into Yeque's bowl.

But Ye coaxed: "Be obedient, take a bite."

Feng Yu took a bite.

But Ye said, "One more sip."

Feng Yu frowned, and took another bite.

But Ye said again: "One last bite."

Feng Yu's whole body was full of anger: "You lied to me as a dog."

Ye suppressed a smile: "Yeah."

He completely forgot how he only uttered cold monosyllabic words when Jiujiu was not eating.

Ye called Jiujiu to wake up, usually like this: "Jiujiu, get up, I'll count to three."

Jiujiu pursed his lips and reluctantly got up from the bed.

But Ye wakes Feng Yu up, and often kisses his head first, and softly says, "Little lazy bird."

Feng Yu said in a daze, "Two more minutes."

Two minutes later, Ye gently rubbed against his lips: "Can't you pay me back?"

Feng Yu kissed him: "The last minute."

One minute later, Ye Que said, "Little lazy bird."

Feng Yu said: "I'll take it easy."

Then waited for a long time, until Ye got into his bed and woke him up with his own hands.

Feng Yu hides and hides.

But Ye said, "Then don't get up, okay?"

Feng Yu immediately said: "Not good."

Ye smiled lightly and asked him, "What's for breakfast?"

Feng Yu lazily said: "Shrimp and corn buns."

"That's a good idea," Ye gently kissed his chin, "Do you want to call Jiujiu in to see how hardworking you are?"

Feng Yu hugged him, with a small nasal voice: "No."

They took Jiujiu to the streets.

Jiujiu was holding a huge candied haws, with a happy face, licking it from time to time.

"Eat!" Jiujiu enthusiastically handed over the drooling candied haws.

Feng Yu said calmly: "I don't like sweets, but Ye likes them, let him eat them."

Jiu Jiu handed it to Ye Que, and said generously, "Eat!" He was always generous to his parents.

Ye Que: "..."

Ye Que said, "Jiujiu can eat it by himself." Then he bought another one himself.

Ye was about to hand it to Feng Yu, but turned back and said flatly, "Forget it, you don't like sweets."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu directly snatched it.

Jiujiu asked curiously, "Doesn't Qiuqiu not eat?"

Feng Yu: "..."

But Ye said seriously: "He only eats what I buy."

Feng Yu mouth-shaped to him: Get out of here.

Jiujiu broke the casserole and asked: "Why?"

But Ye said, "Because he likes me."

Feng Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, just rolled his eyes.

Ye smiled and said, "Jijiu, close your eyes."

"Okay!" Jiujiu obediently closed his eyes.

Ye quickly pecked at the corner of Feng Yu's mouth.

Jiujiu counted to three in his heart, opened his eyes, and then widened his eyes as if he had discovered some new land: "Qiaoqiu, your face is so red."

Feng Yu: "..."

Feng Yu lowered his head and gnawed on candied haws.

But Ye felt itchy to watch, and then covered Jiujiu's eyes, and kissed Fengyu lightly on the lips.

Moved the hand over the eyes, Jiujiu wanted to ask why he blocked his eyes, but his attention was soon attracted by other things, and he looked around happily.

Ye grabbed his hand and passed through the endless crowd.The family's looks are particularly good-looking, and they have gained a lot of attention. When shopping, they were stuffed with a lot of gifts.

Someone nearby was whispering: "Is this a family of three?"

"It must be, haven't you seen how much it looks like?"

"Cubies are so cute."

"This family is so eye-catching."

Jiujiu volunteered to buy candy by himself, ran to the snack shop, stood on tiptoe, and said in a childish voice, "Hi uncle, I want to buy three pieces of candy."

The shop owner only heard voices, but couldn't see anyone. When he looked around, he saw a very small round ball trying to look up at him.

The shop owner's heart melted, and he handed him five pieces of candy with a full smile: "Be good, baby, this is given to you by your uncle, and you won't be charged any money."

"Thank you uncle, but uncle is very hard." Jiujiu bowed, put down the money solemnly, and ran away.

They were going to hold a family meeting again, this time hosted by Jiujiu, and then the whole person was very arrogant.

Jiujiu stood on the table and said seriously, "Feng Xiaoqiu, don't eat during family meetings."

Feng Yu quickly stuffed the purple potato cake into his mouth, and gave the rest to Ye Que, who let Ye Que handle it for him.

Jiujiu said seriously: "Ah Ye, don't—" He thought for a while and said, "Don't be more serious than me."

But Ye suppressed a smile, glanced at Feng Yu, and gently grabbed his hand.

Jiujiu cleared his throat, and said seriously, "Some people shouldn't hold hands secretly, I can see everything clearly from my position."

Jiujiu raised his airs and said lightly, "Now let me say a few words."

The meeting made a summary of the first half of the year. Generally speaking, the family is still very friendly.Except that Ah Ye knelt on the washboard a few times, he copied books a few times, Feng Xiaoqiu got into trouble and was spanked by Ah Ye.

To sum up, Feng Xiaoqiu is still the cutest in the family, Ye is still the hardest working in the family, and he is still the roundest in the family.

Just very sad.