Mozun cried and wanted to hang himself

Xiao Jue fed the cat the melon seeds that had been eaten, but the cat vomited them out in disgust.

Feng Yu: "..."

The cat in his arms meowed, struggling to get out of Xiao Jue's arms.Only then did Feng Yu realize that her face was just the tip of the iceberg, and her whole body was fat.

Xiao Jue pressed the cat back into her arms, and said, "Were you startled just now? Do you need to send some monsters to your disposal?"

"No need," Feng Yu asked, "how do I get there?"

"The road is very easy to walk," Xiao Jue rubbed the cat's soft head, "Look at the road here, go straight ahead, turn left, there is a forest in front, go south through the forest, until there is a forest on the left. A big rock, go out."

Feng Yu: "..."

did not remember.

"No hurry, brother Ye Que will pick you up." Xiao Jue changed the subject, gossiping, "Are you two really together?"

Feng Yu: "..."

Xiao Jue suddenly remembered something again, and said, "By the way, did you know? Ye Que borrowed the Cosmic Mask from me before."

The universe cover is for defense, it is omnipotent, and everything is invincible.Feng Yu was stunned for a moment, and said, "What did he borrow that thing for?"

Xiao Jue rubbed the face of the cat in his arms, and said slowly: "Then you have to ask him. He promised to supply me with cat food for 200 years, so I borrowed it."

As he spoke, he squeezed the cat's face in a very obscene way, and the cat struggled and bit his finger.

Xiao Jue was troubled: "Why can't this little thing transform into a human form?"

Feng Yu didn't know about this either. Looking at the cat's beautiful amber eyes, she thought about it seriously and said, "It might be faster if you eat more."

Xiao Jue nodded as if meeting a confidant: "I think so too."

Raising a cat is too expensive, and Xiao Jue has a heavy burden on his shoulders. Fortunately, the kitten is sensible, and he said comfortingly, "A very well-behaved kitten, isn't it?"

After speaking, his hand was scratched again, and a long red mark appeared.

Feng Yu: "..."

Xiao Jue said: "Actually, it is very obedient in private, and is very afraid of me."

The cat reached and bit his finger.

No one has raised cats to his extent.

"You actually wanted to bite me," Xiao Jue rubbed its face, "It's so cute."

The cat's fat face was deformed by rubbing, and there was nothing to love in life.

Feng Yu: "..."

Xiao Jue said: "My subordinates were too abrupt just now, if I give you something interesting, I will treat it as an apology to you."

Feng Yu said: "It's okay, there is no need to—"

Xiao Jue interrupted him, and said mysteriously: "No, you will definitely be interested."

Feng Yu became curious.

Xiao Jue put down the cat, let it play aside, and whispered to Feng Yu: "Guess how Xiaobai and I communicate?"

Feng Yu: "Rely on tacit understanding?"

Xiao Jue waved his hand: "If I rely on tacit understanding, I will have more than this red mark on my hand."

Seeing that Feng Yu was confused, he continued with satisfaction: "I studied a talisman, put it on Xiaobai, and I can hear what it is thinking."

... Feng Yu couldn't help but look at Xiaobai.

Xiaobai is concentrating on playing with the ball of wool. For a while, he doesn't know whether it is rounder or the ball of wool is rounder.

Xiao Jue waved his fingertips, quickly drew a picture for him, and said, "Here, I'll give it to you for fun. But this one can only be used for seven or eight hours, and it will expire after that."

After Xiao Jue finished speaking, he hugged Xiao Bai.

Xiaobai was interrupted from playing with the ball of yarn and glared at him angrily.

Xiao Jue couldn't hold back, and kissed it hard on the face.

Xiaobai was so frightened that he meowed, and beat him with a meat pad, wishing he could kill him!

Xiao Jue hugged Xiaobai tightly, and said, "By the way, there is one more thing you may not know, and it should be about Ye Que."

Feng Yu: "...Or?"

What to do, I suddenly discovered that my sweetheart is a treasure boy with many secrets.

Xiao Jue nodded, and said it a little embarrassedly: "You know, my family is not very rich, so sometimes I salvage drift bottles from the river and sell them for money."

Feng Yu: "..."

Xiao Jue took Feng Yu to admire his warehouse, where there were many bottles hanging.

Taking a casual glance, Feng Yu noticed a small bottle with Anonymous from the Demon Palace written on the body.

...How about the naming style of the Mogong Wumingshi?It's like a secretive and sticky night sky.

Feng Yu raised her hand to take it, but before she touched it, Xiao Jue took it out first.

Feng Yu instinctively felt that he must know this unknown person in the magic palace.

Sure enough, Xiao Jue handed it over and said, "Here, have a look."

…………

But at night, he went to look for phoenixes in the illusory realm, but he couldn't find anyone, so he dreamed about it.

In the dead of night, could it be that you are going on a date with a good-looking male ghost?

Throughout the ages, how many monster hunters have been with monsters, the more opposites, the easier it is to be together.

There is nothing more convenient to fall in love with the convenience of one's position.

What's more, some of them are really really badass.

Ye clenched his fists.

This little phoenix is ​​always like this, it's nothing more than relying on its own cuteness, and this deity is reluctant to kill him.

But Ye was very angry, had a unilateral conflict with him, and walked alone on the street.

There is a New Year's picture booth on the side of the road. There are many portraits of mythical beasts neatly placed on it, and some beautiful mythical beasts are hung on the poles as facades.

Ye passed by as usual, took two steps, then stopped suddenly, and turned back expressionlessly.

Although the mythical beast on the New Year pictures is a little sketchy, you can still recognize it as a phoenix at a glance.Ye stared at the portrait of Phoenix, very angry: "What is this?"

Why sell portraits of other people's wives without their consent?

The stall owner laughed and said, "This is the Phoenix God, used to ward off evil spirits."

Ye Que's face was ugly.

The stall owner continued to sell it recklessly: "You can stick it on the head of the bed and take a look at it before going to bed at night. No ghosts and ghosts will come to you. If you wake up in the morning and take a look, you will be full of energy throughout the day and you will not be unlucky."

But Ye was very angry. How obscene is it that someone sticks it on the bedside to watch it day and night?

But Ye handed over two round pearls and said, "I want them all."

The stall owner was happy to sell all the stalls to him.

"Nothing else." Ye picked out all the portraits of phoenixes, carried them home, took two steps, and then turned around and said, "Don't sell my wife's portraits from now on."

The stall owner was dumbfounded.

Ye put the portrait of the little phoenix in her room and pasted it all over the head of the bed.He stared at the portrait of the phoenix, raised his hand, and the simple phoenix on the New Year picture changed into the appearance of the little phoenix he had seen before.

Round and fat, with black and bright eyes, and dull hair on the head, which will turn up when you are happy.

Ye stared at the portrait in a daze, touched its head with her fingers, closed her eyes, but couldn't fall asleep for a long time, finally got up, and followed his breath to find him.

…………

On the other side, Feng Yu took the small bottle and said, "Can I see this?"

Xiao Jue nodded: "Yes, it has something to do with you."

Feng Yu opened the bottle, inside was a red paper rolled into a small scroll, on which it was written: Little Fenghuang wanted to see me that day, I was very nervous, so I deliberately dressed up, and when he came out, he left.Does he not like me? ——Anonymous from the Demon Palace.

Feng Yu remembered this matter.At the beginning, he wanted to make friends with Ye, and visit him in the magic palace.

Ning Shanshan went in to report, and after a while, passed Ye Que's words, asking him to wait a while.

As a result, I waited for almost an hour, but I didn't wait until the night was over.He thought Ye was too arrogant and didn't want to see him, so he left angrily.

Did not expect this to happen.

Feng Yu pinched the small note and fell silent.

...You fucking have been dressing up for nearly an hour? ? ?Are you a big girl who is about to get married?